GMM 54: Toothpaste is Poisonous

you should never eat toothpaste or should you I’m Malcolm from Rutledge Georgia let’s talk about that good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by the rattling community join up and then converse with other mythical beast and make mythical creations thanks to the many of you who have already made that animation of my incredible idea from last week the ramp buildable that elevator / ramp to the UK you call your idea incredible oh it’s wholly incredible especially when I saw it clear to life yeah it is not credible so in the in the in the strictest sense of the word incredible and I think the animations prove that it is definitely incredible or not incredible the animations made me think that maybe we should actually make this happen as a community so that idea wasn’t was inspired by mythical perspectives submitted by you people on our facebook and on our twitter account and lo and behold it’s Friday and we’re doing it again it’s an opportunity for you to dictate the conversation of this episode of gee mm or I guess next Friday’s episode by telling us your perspective or opinion on something not a question a lot of you are still asking questions it’s not a questions then we then answer it so your perspective your opinion about something and then we talk about it as a group so if you do if you format in the right way we might use it in an episode let’s get started with Shannon MacDonald he says what’s always bothered me is how there’s a D in fridge but not refrigerator first of all this is this is news to me there is not a letter D in the word refrigerator I’ll see you a spell like that referre refrigerator refrigerator right but the word fridge does have it okay she thinks it should be added okay done it’s added there’s now a D in refrigerator at least amongst us well that’s how it works in the postmodern era you know we just declared it to be true loosey-goosey whatever you want however you want to spell it as long as you read it you can understand it mission accomplished right refrigerator refrigerant it is you’re right that happened a refrigerator would become someone who Reef Riggs on regular basis but I don’t know what reef Riggs means it means to frig again right friggin uh Wow freakin awesome mix star he says I think then there needs to be well we use this one again because we use this one because it was also about refrigerator and he spelled refrigerator correctly as in without the D Oh what which is now I incorrectly yeah ooh give the program Nick but he’s but he sent this before we changed the rule but still get with the program Nick tell you know you should have foreseen that we were going to add the D in this community Nick says I think that there needs to be a refrigerator huh where you don’t need to take things out to reach the back maybe the inside could be on a pole and rotate around like those store displays but like a lazy susan like my grandma had a a lady lazy susan in the middle of the dining room table and it was just this like Tupperware looking piece of plastic is in it and it had salt and pepper on it but it was about this big and i think it was so it was supposed to go in a cabinet but she put it on the table so that and then it would have a salt and pepper on it and you would turn it but it would only save you about a six inches of reach but you don’t have to pass the pepper you spin the pepper you spend well but it was supposed i didn’t have the heart to tell her and I still don’t that well she might be watching like she has a computer huh don’t you remember oh now this is nanny nanny that diana has a computer name all you want about nanny so nanny I don’t want you know it’s supposed to go in the cabinet because you can’t reach around but on the table it doesn’t it doesn’t really serve a function we’re talking about it like salt and pepper in a refrigerator or being the refrigerator the refrigerator you open the door and the whole thing’s turning that’s a great idea not very even I mean it as you open the light comes on and it turns in it yeah it’s motorized very excessive and energy waste a lot of energy I think you could have the option of spinning it but then you’ve got the corners you have to have like butter corners and like things that little eggs could sit on in the corners where the circle doesn’t in the end for those you’d push a button and they would just launch out at you like eggs would be like Inspector Gadget like on a spring boy here’s some eggs one no they would Lunt you’d have to catch up so you press the bunny up so it’s good for ninjas it’s still a good idea but just for ninjas yeah okay I like that lazy susan rephrase Kevin healthy says I think that there should be a toothpaste that contains a full meals nutritious value in every brush full I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen the word brush full that way you can eat and brush your teeth at the same time it would be efficient frugal and also quite tasty now I I love ideas that are efficient frugal and tasty okay so Kevin yeah he has got my vote here you know he gets the mythical best award this week well I was given that out I have some fundamental issues with this idea you don’t like it well because in order for to be tasty you know think about like hamburger flavored toothpaste what I’m doing in my mouth is I’m getting rid of things like there’s a film and there’s tartar in there’s plaque that’s on my mouth in the morning right and there’s also hamburger in your mouth already no and so and then I want to get it out so I want to excise the stuff and spit it into a sink I don’t want to excise all this gunk in a bit you know it takes a lot of hamburgers I’m gonna eat all the stuff that I just remove from my teeth it seems nasty to me does that make sense to you yeah but it but it’s all about your expectations it’s nasty it’s like wanting to get a can of coke but instead you get a chocolate milk and you drink it and it’s all that’s horrible because you expected a carbonated beverage you didn’t expect chocolate milk but if you knew it was pizza flavored toothpaste even home yeah peace out it just doesn’t seem like it’s something now first of arsing my teeth with pizza it’s awesome if you’re expecting it did you know it read your toothpaste label it will say if swallowed call a physician or call poison control because there’s poison in toothpaste and this was news to me there’s not there is poison and toothpaste look it up on your toothpaste right now it will say if you have normal toothpaste with fluoride in it it will say if swallowed call or if more than a certain amount of while they would call someone someone who can help you like poison control so when Shepherd was like I’m a friend with Shepherd was like 18 months old we found him with like he had basically been squirting this stuff like it was Velveeta you know what I mean it was I mean basically was unfounded I found the mint flavored stuff you know and we were like oh what are we gonna do I didn’t really think anything if I was like it’s toothpaste and Jessie was like no cuz you know moms know everything about this kind of thing she’s like toothpaste is poison so we called poison control paste is not point we’ve called poison control like seven times between the two children uh but she called for zan control and the lady’s like how much did he have we’re like we don’t have any idea how much he had he’s like just sitting there like a gangster with this thing up in his mouth we had no idea I’ll call fresh Paul get out my face on I’m eating two aqua fresh and so no I was like I called me MC Aquafresh we have no idea how much he ate but she said well you need to be on the lookout for the following signs like if he starts having a seizure or if he becomes unresponsive I was like yeah I will let you know we won’t call you back if that happens we’ll call the ambulance but she validated that it is it is it can be potentially poisonous but it does give me an idea but he was fine he ended up being fine because I think you have to get a lot of it in yeah I think gangsters should replace their gas with toothpaste yeah yo don’t stay off my face I’m up i’ma get you with my Aquafresh bail black black blood that blackness squirt of squirt to squirt the toothpaste in your face yo don’t you be swallowing that hey I wouldn’t be I wouldn’t be intimidated by the oh my guess is my gangsta I’m a gangsta I’m a gangsta with toothpaste look Miller yo yo yo yo yeah and we’re gonna close out with Luke Miller he says my mythical boss my mythical perspective they should genetically make pocket sized dogs or cats huh they’ve already done that they’re called hamsters No now this is a good idea like I might want a little like a little miniaturised kitten in my pocket well first of all there they’re already actively doing this don’t you realize that they’ve already made they made dogs and cats as small as they can be and they’re continually trying to make them smaller I mean they try to make a really big – that’s what a Great Dane is they that’s not normal they genetically engineered these things well they bred them you know so you’re saying they’ve gotten as small as they can get that’s year I think there’s I don’t know what the smallest dog in the world is but it the point of it was to beat was this this guy’s idea it’s not original if they’ve made it as small as it can be if you want to go smaller you got to get like a hamster this is this is not this is not the place to say what what and what isn’t possible I just think or even plausible I just say it’s awesome but do you get them it was Morgan awesome if you get them too small they can’t they came a function you’re getting fun take well hamsters not a small a small dog it’s actual different animals I was joking oh but the problem with small pets in general is they get lost my first pet ever was a hamster pokey and pokey got lost for four weeks inside our own house and we found him in my sleeping bag and he was eating pieces of the liner the sleeping bag to survive I guess there’s some nutritional value in it but we found him let me put him back in his cage and I heard that it’s poisonous but I mean that poison control if you have a pocket-sized toy hat and throw my hamster pokey ate my sleeping bag I don’t think there’s not a pet poison control well you probably is actually initially sure but if you get a pocket-sized cat you like put him in the laundry by accident you know what I mean that’s the problem they get too small and you begin miss placing them it’s like our left it’s not like you left a dollar bill in your pants you left your cat in your pants well and then he gets washed but that but then then people will be losing all types of smaller animals like hermit crabs all the time pee you don’t lose your hermit crab dog okay you don’t carry her meal pet hermit crabs yeah you didn’t like you to get pet a cat we become cat you could pocket can’t that’ll be a meme pocket cat let’s spin the wheel submit your perspective on twitter at rhett and Link or on our Facebook page perspective opinion not a question see the gangsters would eat they would eat the toothpaste to prove that they were impervious to poison and then they blad it at you as a weapon sad face happy ending we look sad I don’t we say things that it’s like patting your I can’t do this kind of thing patting your head and rubbing your tummy which was hard to do first of all is difficult for me to look sad this has been the best this is all the best experience in my life so happy right now to to shared this with you I’m just hearing these Pyrenees perspectives brings a joy to my soul we seem like we’re moved to tears instead of just being sad I’m so happy all I can do is say I’m happy and I’m overjoyed see you next week

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