GMM 55: Power Rangers Heal Boy

power rangers have healing properties in real life my name is Emily Clinton Corbin thump winger wins New York let’s talk about good good good mythical morning good education Wow this episode is brought to you by røde microphones the microphones that we use in the field on our main channel videos to make him sound real sweet I’m feeling it I’m feeling it I’m feeling it today am I talking like this cuz I’m feeling it today how you feeling the day huh how you feeling I’m feeling good I’m feeling mythical in the morning we can we edit that up no just keep going people loved it um I mean you don’t want me to do this to home time yeah I think you could start your own channel where you just do that I can just do that I think we’re gonna have like a meeting after this where you well I’m gonna call it you can start your own channel youtube.com slash rhett and Link 3 because you can call Lincoln red and now I want to finally have the 4th name first and then you can do anything you want okay I’ll call it Lincoln Rhett because I know that you will see what I’m doing over there and you will inevitably join me and you’ll be talking like yes Callie yeah yeah how your favorite it’s kind of sort of like it’s kind of like a Dick Tracy gangster a Qing a modern-day gangster anything when what you want to talk about today well I want to talk about the fact that I was left all alone with my children recently by my wife this is something that I try to avoid if at all possible our children do to not because I don’t love my children but because as George Clooney describes in The Descendants which I recommend that you see is a good movie he considers himself the backup parent when left with the children he is suddenly overwhelmed with the fact that he is not very good at taking care of the children and this is how I feel when I’m left alone but what you’re not you’re not really saying that you’re a terrible parent you just saying how great of a parent your wife is right yes it’s really all you’re saying and we established on an episode in the past on good mythical morning we have kept our kids before we talked about what happened with the kids and everything involved Power Rangers which again involves Power Rangers again today but ok but this time it was two nights night one great everything was great they slept to the night night – I put Shepherd to bed and as I’m putting him to bed he kind of leans over to me this is my three-year-old well you’re not a newborn to say he slept through the night that’s something you would say about a newborn he finally slept through the night well no I mean they then get up and they won’t water and this is a three-year-old merjan sees and stuff yeah but that doesn’t mean they’re gonna sleep through the night every night but it was kind of it was a flawless night everything went great they hang on good dreams they didn’t wake him complaining about the boogeyman or anything like that they’ve never complained about the boogeyman actually but they could theoretically it could happen but as I’m putting Shepherd ard a bed on the second night he kind of looks at me and he says I’m sick I’m sick I’m sick can he sounded like an elderly so I was like okay I’m ready I was like okay it’s gonna it’s gonna be okay I don’t know what kind of sick it is I was just like just go to sleep summer and I was like thinking oh please I hope this is nothing to really serious mmm don’t have to deal with in the night mmm just put in a bed well at classic fatherly deflect couldn’t know better but he went to bed about 8:30 9:00 p.m. right leap it off son midnight we got to midnight and suddenly I hear from the room mommy mommy mommy and I’m thinking mommy’s not here first of all I’m thinking he’s gonna be very disappointed when daddy comes in he’s forgotten that Mommy is not there mmm walking to the room I see the disappointment on his face and I say Shepherd what’s wrong he’s like I’m big and then I’m like what’s what six on he’s a stomach I’m like okay you and then I feel him and he’s got fever like crazy no keys I did the whole like compare Locke’s forehead to his forehead to get that’s the great thing about having two kids you have a barometer unless they’re both feverish okay a control group yes I put my head on Locke the control group and then I put my head my hand on Shepherds head and Locke was still sleeping oh yeah he doesn’t even remember he was slept through the whole thing Shepherd definitely has a fever so I’m kind of beginning to panic a little bit like oh yeah what am I gonna do hmm and so then I he’s still complaining and he seems almost in console but he’s talking about his stomach and so now were there any empty toothpaste bottles no he had not ingest who says so I said and this is work before I’ve seen my wife do this I said if would it cuz he was not going back to sleep I said you want to watch some cartoons or do you want do you want to watch something on Netflix or that you think that’d make you feel better and he says yeah so so midnight he’s your turn on the telly so and again this probably there’s some psychologist others like I can’t believe they’re treating their children with television so your first planned over it he says you have children know their therapy people there’s you don’t have any experience make a rage Otis they go to college and then they get a graduate degree and then they start telling people how to raise their parents I actually have children I put my hands on both of their heads at the same time to figure out which one has a fever did you learn that in psychology school huh no you didn’t you earned that from me the parent he also said they raise parents but they actually they tell you how to raise your kids which they shouldn’t do it shouldn’t do you never tell anyone how to raise their kids don’t do that in the comments with him don’t criticize a parent cuz let me tell you even if even if the first thing the parent says is oh you’re sick go to sleep and then if they wake up and they say well I’m still sick they say well you want to watch television if that did its uncritical okay there’s no holes in this parenting philosophy because I took him out there I said what do you want to watch she said Power Rangers Red Ranger do he’s very specific about it I knew they liked Power Rangers but then I go on Netflix and I realize heck we’ve got all kinds of like dirty Power Rangers has like 25 different series that with multiple characters multiple episodes yes Power Rangers this that mystic force dark Ranger I don’t know all I don’t really pay much attention I just knew that he wanted red ranger duel so I put that on he watches that and then he’s watched a bunch and it’s actually just one like it’s like a movie so about 15 minutes in he starts blowing mommy in this plum light this guy is he’s freaking out because he’s still asking for mommy although he knows that she’s not there I’ve reminded him I’m like Shepherd do you think a different Power Rangers with helping is like yeah I said what you want to watch she’s like III remember how a Rangers mystic force it’s like writing his own prescription but it’s always Power Rangers oh so there’s a mystic force so you put Power Rangers Power Rangers mystic force on and all of a sudden I’m like this seems to be helping like he watches a full episode network we’re into like 1 a.m. now right this is when we’re all supposed to be asleep but then I started nosing consolable again and then he starts doing this I’m about to throw up thing Oh No and I’m like Good Shepherd good and we grab him and take him to the bathroom I put him in front of the toilet and then he does that thing where he knows he’s supposed to be vomiting but no one likes to vomit so they’ve kind of holding it back but then in my three-year-old vomits into the bathroom into the toilet and so then I kind of wiped him down a little bit and that’s good that you got him there yeah you know no accident and then I said you feel better he’s like yeah you know cuz it’s right after your vomit you’re going to feel better and we take him I take him back in there and we watch like the second episode of Power Rangers mystic force mm-hmm again towards the end of the episode mommy mommy and then he starts what kind of making me wonder is this time a guy had a bucket though it’s mystic force bringing on the nausea or I you know what’s really happy need a control group in this case to I should bring my other child out and make him just go through this as a control group next time this happens I’m gonna bring a lockout me like lot wake up son wake up no no I’m not gonna you have to come watch Power Rangers through the a.m. let’s watch them Power Ranger to watch Power Rangers all night with your sick brother because I need to figure out if the Power Rangers are making him sick or if they’re healing they’re helping him I think they helped him because they distracted him for a while but then for the next five hours until 6:00 a.m. there was a cycle the cycle was an episode like an average of 1.5 episodes of Power Rangers then the desire to vomit and then the actual vomiting by this time I just had a bucket out there and I would just pick the bucket up and I would hold it warm you’d throw up and do it then I was taken I would wash it out he would watch another episode and you’re getting consolable start asking for Mom I would let him throw throw up again this continued until 6 a.m. when he finally had thrown up all he was gonna throw up he went to sleep and he slept until like 9 o’clock and then he woke up yeah and then I actually came over and he said he was must have been sleeping on the couch where he’s watching the Power Rangers because he was on the couch and Locke was awake and you were coming out of the room and I said Shepherd have you been vomiting and he looked at me and he said what’s that I said throwing up he’s like oh oh yeah I’ve been doing that and I’ve been watching a lot of Power Rangers now so I’m not gonna prescribe Power Rangers for your children if they’re sick but sometimes they need a distraction and he was inconsolable so if you’re a psychologist you can you can write your opinion tell me where I was wrong whoa you’ve brought on the wrath of psychologists there’s no psychologists who watch the show what are you crazy that’s why I did it was a setup it’s a setup leave your parenting tips for read in the comments below and your scathing criticism how are we gonna end this episode of good mythical morning then again I’m going to spin it lightly we’re spinning again because we need more suggestions from you as to how we should in episodes and they gotta be things that we can do we three sign off as sock puppets yes I’ve been waiting on taketake my my shoe my sock off here what I’m definitely gonna have to wash my hand Wow uh-oh you got it no you gotta go oh you got to go sock puppet you know you never been a part of like a theater hello boys and girls head all the way down hello boys and girls hey buddy you think we do you think we shouldn’t have a suit yeah we don’t have any eyes but we weren’t better you expect him to have to do rest your breath smells horrible it smells like feet you’re not funny I was being serious for come to think of it neither am i all right huh thanks for watching see you tomorrow what is this don’t go Power Rangers I’ll give it what well we what I’ve never seen this place I’ve always been in a doc hmm then I go back into my shoe