today we determine the best toilet bowl on the Internet let’s talk about that good mythical morning back in June as part of the World Cup we were asked to do the World Cup of cups by the World Cup people we weren’t but we did it anyway it was a lot of fun official now we haven’t been asked by the Super Bowl people to do the Super Bowl of bowls but we’re doing that anyway today welcome it’s toilet ball time now to your disappointment we will not be using the toilets on today’s episode we’re just gonna be looking at pictures of them are you gonna be great we are going to look at these toilet bowls and we’re going to give them a score of 1 to 100 each Stevie’s gonna be cow heavy laden and calculated and calculate tabulating inserting any verb that makes more sense than what I just said said a lot of that’s awesome and then at the end you’re welcome Albert help we are going to determine the superest bowl of toilets in the history of internet pictures let’s go with this first one Rhett okay this is a from what I can gather which it’s a it’s a neon sign toilet bowl right right that isn’t edit that is neon gas illuminating the hole through which you do your business speaking of gas if you sit on this you will probably break and the neon glass will go into your butt but it is really cool you know my this is rater great-uncle died on the toilet was it neon no he’s bit by spider on the butt really thanks for bringing that up I’m gonna give this one because it’s not functional but it’s very flashy 50 hmm I see we’re going with that I think it’s so innovative and dangerous I’m gonna get bump it up to a 63 I just I just I want to use it just to say I did okay I don’t think the neon works I want to pee on the neon I don’t want to sit on oh that’s a different thing this is an ice toilet which there’s nothing I like more than a cold toilet seat I mean this takes it to an extreme that’s our chasm if you if you put bare skin on this thing you’re gonna stick to it especially if it’s like your cheeks are a little damp is the toilet paper ice – that’s what I was good now the toilet paper is ice which I have used that before I’ve used ice toilet paper before and it’s a lot better than you I’ve seen icing urinals at fancy restaurants but I’ve never wipe my butt with this one this this one is very fancy it took a lot a lot of work it’s a novelty for that I give it some points but I would not want to put my butt cheeks onto it so I’m gonna give it a forty seven point three mmm I hate being cold I’m not pulling my pants down and getting colder for this thing no matter how bad I gotta go I’m giving this a 23 because all it’s got is craftsmanship going for okay Chris speaking of craftsmanship this this is an aquarium toilet floating in space there’s no surroundings for this well no so I don’t know if it exists I think you’re focusing on the wrong thing link I think it’s just an aquarium toilet on the background now the seat is I think that’s just decorative there’s no like actual fish in the seat I don’t think I do like the idea of looking at fish swim while I’m doing my business but I’d have to turn around and face this face the I don’t like the idea is how I use the toilet conveniently I just discovered last week that I should be faced out of the way so now I’m going back to my old you and ER do not like any sort of pet watching me do my business if fish don’t care you’re so they’re doing it too this is cruel you’re supposed to flush your goldfish after they die it seems like they’re all going down right when you hit the flush button they’re in the tank they know not just when to towards oh yeah the water comes out of the tank into the ball rest when towards the hole I love this one I’m gonna use the bathroom backwards because of it I’m gonna give us 78 assuming that the goldfish don’t get flushed every single time I really like this one now I kind of creeps me out I’m gonna give it a 53 okay all right this I think this was just a regular toilet bowl that someone covered in candy but that’s still that’s it but it covered it completely this could be a survivalist toilet it’s like well when all else fails we’ve got the toilet just latch on at any point I just don’t like the idea I don’t like to think of candy in that during those times this is an art installation piece but again if my cheeks are damp I’m gonna get sticky I would like to pee into it just to see what happens I didn’t want to do that so I’ll give it a 38 hmm it’s really cool I’d like it in my house as a second toilet I’m gonna go with 68 that’s my second tour did you get 68 no I said 38 okay quite different fine okay all right this is a balloon toilet it’s not helium or else it would be floating it’s just regular old air from people this is like a sad clowns idea of a sad time I think if you were to use this toilet things would get messy real fast yeah you know looks like there’s a lot of plate ways that things could just fall out into the ground well don’t write this out of the kids birthday party because Billy will use it hey you know Billy Melisa’s has breached the balloon toy that I’m giving this off for ah really I’m just gonna add some clown some clown went beyond above and beyond for this I’m gonna give it a seven yeah okay this one takes it up a notch we’re still in art installation mode there so this is function this is function how many times you will never ever run into the situation where you run out of toilet paper while taking a crap and if you do you’ve also run out of a toilet yeah you as long as you got one little toilet paper roll you can still make it a toilet yeah that’s like all right gotta aim really well but until then it’s really functional I mean I’m gonna give this one a 31 it would absorb quite a bit I like this one 71 71 you sit on it it falls apart are they glue how do you know look at this one this is like outer I was gonna say a recliner but I don’t think it reclines it’s like a sofa chair toilet this is just inviting boy looks so soft it looks like a chair armor and like a manicure pedicure place doesn’t it I don’t go to those places but I gotta say it look you’re missing a credibly comfortable and I love the idea of having some arm support I love the idea just hunkering down and spending a lot of time in the bathroom yeah just put a remote right there on the armrest or I guess somebody doing my nails and I really like that I like the color getting your nails done is very relaxing why are you talking about that no one’s gonna give you a pedicure while you’re taking a dump that’s good it’s a good point I’m still gonna give this one a high high score because this one’s good this one’s really good my grandma had a toilet seat that was cushiony yo oh yeah there softener one it worn soft 88.3 eight 91 91 91 I’m obeying the mess out of this one okay all right clean it first all right okay um what is this this is like a like an actual throne or something I do like wood we’ve established that before classical styling it’s like if it had a grandfather clock in the top so I know how long a bit on the Jim no I think that’s what this is if you want no it’s a grandfather clock we do when you walk around the back Uncle Jim’s taking a dump uncle Jim’s on the other sees he’s hiding behind the grandfather clock where’s uncle dread this is the back of it do you hear what I’m saying I get it okay yeah I like this one ding-dong bye 71 uh I don’t like it how do you get it in your house how do you get it up the stairs if you want it on the second movers and there’s somebody it looks heavy man I’m giving it a twenty-four Oh that’s insulting okay no now we’re locomote can’t tell you how many times I’ve been driving down the road and I complained about how it you know I got a got one brewing right you would replace the driver’s seat of your car with one of these yes no no I would just do the go-karts tile like this so you would only ride on this when you needed to use the restroom I would only ride on this period this would be the way that I got around it’s not street-legal I don’t care by the way you got cops gonna pull you over if you’re driving this thing’s I’m letting that guy go the toilet having an altercation with that guy the toilet tank is a cooler did you notice that okay this thing is totally pieced together I’m gets a demerit for that of course hold on hold on you put drinks in there I get thirsty too and it’s pink so I mean yeah yeah there’s always that I like this one it’s very funky I would use it I’d have to get some pants with a hole in them though I’m not gonna pull my pants down I’m gonna 80-84 oh I was thinking eighty if it had a mower deck I would give it an 84 really without the mower deck I give it a 64 ok not bad and look at this guy’s the double mode commode talk about uncomfortable I contact you is I mean or is this a public restroom scenario this is this is just like master bath scenario and I can’t make it work either wet no there’s one time when I’m not attracted to my wife you know okay okay right you never I don’t want to look her in the eye when that’s happening and I definitely don’t want to be looking at all right what I’m doing yeah yeah you know and this is what that’s it this is set up for well my eyes are always closed when I’m it’s usually one of this these scenarios that’ll give you a mores a moment uh I like but you know it is there’s a group time engineering involved 43.1 43.1 something I just I I’m not gonna knock this one until I try it so I’m and it could be around I’m gonna give this one uh I may give it a 67 okay good all right let’s tabulate the results and see who is the Super Bowl eighty nine point six nine nine we got the designers we gotta figure out how to get hold of one of these set it up in here our Commission the the preparation and manufacturing of one we should replace these seats on the show with that how about that brother all right toilet ball slash furniture manufacturers pony up give us a call one eight eight eight toilet we don’t let for toys when I hit toilet for thanks for listening to us talk about toilets and rank them and for liking and commenting on this video you know what time it is greetings my name is Ben from Queensland Australia and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality our audio only podcast ear biscuits is back what season two if you don’t know like red said its audio only on iTunes and SoundCloud you spend an hour plus with us in your mind in your ears making that biscuit usually interviewing someone that you’ll be glad that we talked to like the first guest of season two they can go listen to right now mister rain Wilton you might know him as white from the office he’s also the co-creator of the YouTube channel soul pancake had a great conversation with rain go check it out click through to good mythical more I want to share with you one of the craziest dreams I’ve ever had I fully documented it just a few nights ago verbal tennis hygiene okay I you guys misspelled hygiene how does it how does there’s another eight how does verbal tennis work we have to only ask questions God on that again Russians related to hygiene and it has to be slightly related to the first the question before you can’t make a statement yes that is cushon so how’s your hygiene how’s your hygiene have you got a new toothbrush I know and he’s lashing out and I’m cowering in fear on the floor it begins being me with his ripple John head starts beating me with a belt