have you got a new toothbrush ah no you fail I said ah you can’t start a question with I wonder if you then buzz the boss the state yeah I try to do that too huh we’re horrible at this what you want to do one more we need to practice a little bit we might as well do it right here on good mythical more thank you for joining us and for listening to the ear biscuit link in the description House Stevie really wants us to promote this here biscuit because we’re really proud of it we’re proud of the show maybe you don’t know about it and you need to you need to have it in you’re out and about in your in your ear holes whenever you’re doing something and you’re not in front of a YouTube screen how’s your tartar have you noticed my torta have you noticed my breath how could it be so bad what if I told you that I ate a skunk could it get any worse if I’m better today it’s about hygiene yeah oh I’m better because this is about hutch the one that we did about a weight the other one we did I was back home decor I just wasn’t feeling home decor that’s what it was mm um here’s what I want to do did I plugged ear biscuits again I asked you to listen to it I promise you’ll be glad you did tell your friends but in the meantime I want to share about this dream okay now sure about it I’m gonna get my get my phony phone out here here’s here’s here’s the deal I it’s it it’s been at least a year since you we were talking about dream journaling and of course that’s something that you got into as like a phase or a layer which is something we talked about in episode of ear biscuits last year on layer says they up and I downloaded the apps app it’s called the dream app and I didn’t I haven’t used it in probably over a year until the other night I woke up out of a dream and I rolled over looked at the clock it was 4 a.m. and I was just reflect this dream I was like this is so detailed so rich in scary that I have to write this down so I went to the bubble and we talked about this before but you may not have you may not have heard mmm you when you have a crazy dream you wake up and you’re like I’m never gonna forget this there’s no way we’ll forget it and then you’re sleepy like I’m just gonna go back to sleep cuz I don’t want to write this down I’m in my bed and there’s no way I won’t remember this in the morning and you will never remember you never remember and especially to the D remember it when you wake up in the morning like it’s time to get up and you had a dream if you would have a dream in the middle of the night if you want to remember you have to write it down people now I’ll just preface this I’ll go ahead and diagnose that yes this is an anxiety dream I had to go it’s not called it’s called dreams that’s the name of dreams is the name of the yeah dreams and it’s and it’s not a sponsor but we both use it and it’s like it’s dark so when you pull it up at night it’s not a white screen it’s just light text on a dark screen so you don’t have to it doesn’t like wake you up to write all this stuff down but I mean look at how look it I have to read all this to you guys I’m sorry but I just I wrote down everything I remember all I remember more so just settle in not snuggle up to somebody you love anxiety dream I had to do do a shoot could I read that you were not in fact could I read it to you and you tell and you tell me what’s happening yeah because I also type did it for a year then again there’s probably two halves oh yeah if we need clarification likes got a new phone look at that Wow so I was um I guess I was just I’m going to someone else to shoot I’m never comfortable because we’re so used to being in charge of our own shoots and and having everything laid out so I was just anxious about going to the shoot and right you weren’t going to be there so you’re like my comedic security blanket so in your absence I guess I was just thinking about all this so this is the night before that okay first of all it says important know so you can like check in the important box you didn’t check the important box so this is not important well I had to copy and paste it too new app before my own ROFL oscars night but small old theater I pull up to the valet and let myself out after acting like I’m going to run over the attendee who is a Google employee with glasses I know I don’t know who that is now I don’t remember I have a bag of clothes so I’m a guest to the Oscars but I drove myself there and got out of the red carpet and almost hit a Google employee I don’t you would I haven’t reread this list I wrote it without taught you reflect on ting like you a joke like you would do you know you know how I do I have a bag of clothes and I’m very concerned about what I’m going to wear I go inside and the show begins at some point pretty quickly I know I’m supposed to go to the bathroom but Jon Hamm gets up first and starts acting it’s a dramatic scene from Mad Men for the award since the Mad Men series has ended it’s one last scene during the Oscars so that’s which makes no sense because it television let’s say let’s say you write the Oscar story so that scene begins and then I get up to go to the bath now when I say scene I mean a live action the ending of Mad Men Jon Hamm is acting in the room in the theater I can only imagine how awesome that would be great actor so that seeming isn’t it I get up to go to the bathroom to slip by Jon he says job Jon Jon as he is doing his scene John was not on stage he was out in the crowd hit doing his scene but then he runs in the bathroom like Birdman that came from Birdman hmm but then he runs in the bathroom before me leaving the person he’s been acting against so I kind of follow Jon but then don’t enter the bathroom actually both actors did go in they are both acting drunk there is a woman outside to let me pause another tip for those of you who are recalling dreams recall dreams in present tense as link is demonstrating right now that’s the way to do it that’s how you get back to the mindset don’t recall dreams in past tense it’s also good if you’re being interviewed on a reality show you’re always talking present tense there is a woman outside – I whispered to her should I go in and then realize I am supposed to be part of the scene I’m part of the final scene of Mad Men performing live at the Oscars so I’m like oh Shuki I go in and they are yelling I’m a bit I’m a bit character from the show earlier that they’ve brought back as part of this flashback into Draper’s old life I walk in there and go out I am a bit character in Mad Men that’s like relevation gradual a revelation right relevation I’m glad your rudeness I walk in there and go up to the urinal of course to pee I realized too late that the other character had vomited all over it so now it’s on my pants Hawk reacts very naturally to that and think okay this is going good yeah I was I was evaluating my acting okay I reacted in the right way to vomit on my pants I’m being a good actor good plus I’m just in the fringe of the scene then the other guy stumbles out in John and I begin to begin exchanging lines I’m hanging on by a thread I don’t know the words I’m just responding it’s as if the directors have planned it this way to get an honest performance huh I think about the hidden cameras sweating just thinking about this man and how this is being broadcast live on the Oscars I’m what about a camera I’m I think about the hidden cameras and how this is being brought right live on the Oscars hidden cameras in the bathroom always a great idea at the Oscars John is amazing new now you say John is amazing new are arguing and he’s lashing out and I’m cowering in fear crumpled on the floor he begins being me with his rebel John Han starts beating me with a belt and buckle shaped like a hook Wow but he’s acting right he’s not arresting me he missed it I’m like okay I get it haha I thought he was gonna actually hit me with the belt and I try to sell my screams as believable I roll over turning my back to him as the scene ends I’m fake crying and then laying motionless waiting when is it over when is the scene over I’m lying on my arm it’s now asleep I’m in my bed lying on my arm which is totally asleep I wake up and think how intense John was haha I was laying on my arm like this and when I woke up it was like it was like a – you know mmm that’s what woke me on how we need that that guy who I talked to at Thanksgiving who was a stand-in and acted against De Niro – come on ear biscuits ha ha ha yeah yes Robert in my dream we know a guy who was a Sandin he was a stand-in and he as a stand-in he acted against Robert De Niro and my dream made right when I woke up once that got my arm to wake up I remember how into his story and I was like we should get him on your biscuits and I think that’s the moment where I was like I need to write this down because this is this is gonna convince me that this is a good idea to have him on your biscuits it’s a very funny dream he was beating me with a belt but no okay I get it Wow maybe that’ll happen maybe that’s a premonition maybe you’ll get invited to that last scene of Mad Men of the Oscars it wasn’t the last scene it was like it was like an homage to Omashu it was like this send-off send-off maybe Mad Men the movie maybe that’s what’s gonna happen man in the movie but you guys should get this dream zap or something like it I don’t know what this is over a year ago when I got this because it is satisfying the last one that I wrote down before that was January 17 2012 yeah that’s three years ago dreams oh no it’s just a journal it’s just a dream journal but it’s just like notes but it’s it organizes the dream it’s like you can be it looks like this so I doesn’t blind you so it’s like it’s easy on the eyes at night and then you can categorize different there’s like dream signs so basically like okay if jon Hamm’s keeps in Link’s dreams he’ll know that because it’ll be like this one jon Hamm’s there again so it kind of keeps up with those themes and stuff I’m sure you could do it with it I could I could I thought it had been one year it’s been three years since I’ve written a dream journal and before we go I’ll just read the the previous one from from three years ago four legs coffee mug quote we’re all villains another quote you’re beginning to get it that’s all I wrote and then I went back to sleep what does that mean we’re all villains you’re beginning to get my last one is from September 14 2010 at 1:35 a.m. and it just says seven owls in a tree it’s so good alright you never even know it I got a save of link taxi we should start doing this again January 16 2012 to 48 a.m. taxiing and missed turn to take off I was a pilot of a plane had to do a three-point turn in a gas station in a plane that’s that’s wrong then realized it was because you had my control radio all the way off sorry I’m looking at you I guess this was you could have been Christy why did you turn the radio off of a 747 now I got to do a three-point turn in a gas station record your dreams it makes your life better