Today we build a pillow fort. Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ Good Mythical Morning! Today is very special for at least two reasons, – and I’m gonna go ahead and that– – Peace! There’s a third reason, and that’s you – because you’re here. – Hmm. – And let’s start with the first reason. – Nice touch. – First reason is– – Neil– Construction is happening here, so you’re gonna hear – bangs, generators coming on– – Air compressors– – All types of stuff. – (imitates running engine) You’re glad about that. – Second reason is– – And these progresses happening around here, okay? So just live with it. – Right– – We are. We gotta do things like that. Second reason of the day is special because we are making at least two big announcents – over the course of this video. – Wow. – Big announcements. – You’re making me a little nervous. Over the course of– Rhett’s gettin’ nervous about it. A little nervous. My pits are sweatin’, but you know what? – What? – You were asking questions and I was moving on to other questions. – You got something else? – Right. I was saying, back to three, they’re special because they ask us questions – and we answer them. – Yeah, you do, like this from Rhys Johnson. “How do you have fun on the weekend without leaving the house?’ Okay, Rhys, this is on a lot of people’s minds, especially on the weekend. – Yes. – Because they’re like, “What do I do?” You know, you find yourself with that weekend with little to do. Well, we’ve got some ideas. First, I’m gonna share one absolutely from my heart. One, one, one– (voice wobbles) One, one, one, two, three. – You can– – What? Yeah. You did that. (voice wobbles) One– (normally) from my heart. – I’ma be a little– – Vulnerable? Vulnerable here. I know this is putting me at risk of ridicule, but you guys know me, so this is not gonna come at any surprise. The thing that I like to do on the weekends and my down time, I actually have started doing this. It’s doing a screen cleaning spree. Now, I’m obsessed with my– – It’s spring cleaning, Link. – No, no, no. – Clean–no. – (chuckles) – Screen– – Clean! Screen cleaning spree. I’m obsessed with cleaning my glasses. Those are not screens and the optomet–no they’re not– but my optominomiters gave me this lens cleaner. – Oh, well how sweet of him. – I was cleaning my glasses one weekend and then it occurred to me: You know what? If I can use this on my glasses, – I can also use this on my laptop screen. – (saw buzzes) There’s a saw. You hear that? Yeah. (laughter) So I started using them on my laptop screen, and then I was like, “You know what? I can use it on my phone screen.” You can. It’s a screen. – It’s glass. – And then, for the next two hours, I cleaned every screen in the house. IPad screen, the Nintendo 3DS – thingie screen– – I’m glad I wasn’t there. – The television flat screen. – Sounds like a great time. Cristy walks in and I’m like– (spraying) on the screen. Like, (imitates squeaky windows). – And she just stared at me. – Yeah, right. – Through the whole process. – I understand. And I didn’t give an explanation. She’s lived with me long enough – to not ask ask why. – He’s in one of those moods. – He’s cleaning screens again. – It feels so satisfying to have clean screens! You never knew how obstructed your vision of whatever was on the screen was until you’ve had to clean the screen clean spree. You can do what Link does if you’re into that kinda thing, – (thumping) – Or you could do what I’m into, which is build a fort in your living room! – I’m into that too! – Let’s do it! Yeah! (Rhett) All right, you’re gonna need to get some cushions. We got those. (Link) First we should definitely use the wheel, okay? Let’s fort it out right here. All right. (Rhett) Make it quick! Pass me a couple of these. (Rhett) Fiber grate. Fiber gate. Farber gate. Oh! (laughter) – Watch it. – (Rhett) Fiber gate. – No, seriously, don’t hurt me. – (Rhett) Okay. (Rhett) Don’t hurt me with those cushions! – These are some really big cushions. – Okay. (fast forwarding) (Rhett) I’m goin’ in! (intense music) (Link) I’m goin’ in too. (Link) Not a lot of room here. (Rhett) Yeah, there’s enough. Okay, you’ve built it. Now what? Just sit in the fort, man. Enjoy it. The ceiling is a little low. You were right. You’re a little big for a fort. (Rhett) We should maybe name it. You’ve gotta name your fort. Let’s call it The Hideout. Fort Hideout. (Rhett) And we need to defend it against girls with cooties. Oh yeah, the girls with cooties are definitely gonna be attacking this place. I kinda feel like we can be under attack at any moment. (Rhett whispers) I see some females on the horizon. I smell cooties! I know it’s happenin’. Here they come. – A cootie bomb! – They’re lobbin’ ’em! – A cootie bomb! – They’re lobbin’ ’em. (screams) Ygah! Get outta here, cooties! Let’s answer another question. Christian Carlson asks, “How to gargle chicken water without losing your pants?” Well, okay, there’s only one way to find that out. – Bring in the chicken water, please. – Okay. Here we go. Now this has already been popped for our enjoyment. Oh gosh. (gargling) Salty! Salty! Ew! Chickeny. – All right– – It’s like squeezing a chicken – into your mouth. – Now we should check the status – of our pants. – Yeah. – Uh–how did that…happen? – I’m not sure how that happened. (chuckles) – Brittany Carroll asks– – Really? Yeah. I’m sneaky. (chuckles) I did that in the fort. You didn’t notice? Uh, let’s just move on. Brittany asks, “How do I get through the weekend without GMM?” Brittany, I’m glad you asked because we are very excited to announce – that starting– – I got chicken broth on my glasses. Well, conveniently, you have some screen cleaner. Starting this Saturday, we have an all new series that is starting – called Song Biscuits. – (Link) What? An all new series that’s starting this Saturday? So you’re gonna enjoy this on the weekend. Here’s what it involves. We’re gonna collaborate with another content creator to use suggestions from the interwebs, specifically their Twitter followers, to write a song, and then perform that song. So you’re gonna be getting a brand new original song every single week, and you get to see the process unfold – on Saturdays, on this channel! – And it’s guests of Ear Biscuits, so on Friday they’re on an audio podcast, only Ear Biscuit guests, but then we write the song with them as well, which comes out on Saturday, so you get both of those. We’re pretty excited about that! So look forward to that. And, also, kind of an unrelated question here from Bobby Cento. He says, “What do each of the peeps in the crew do? Like specifically? What’s their job? Just wondering.” Okay, I know that, especially on Good Mythical More, we have members of the crew come in at different times. So, yeah, I understand that question that’s raised. What does everyone do there? Bobby, you’re not alone in asking that question. We thought the easiest thing to do was just let them answer that themselves. Hi, my name is Stevie and I walk the dogs here at Mythical Entertainment. – Hi, I’m Lizzie. – I’m Leann. We collect rocks at Mythical Entertainment. (Lizzie) All kinds of rocks, pebbles. – (Leann) Small ones, big ones. – (Lizzie) Yeah, granite. (Lizzie) Yeah, it’s cool. Thanks. I’m Jen. I’m the in-house rocktographer. Hi, I’m Alex from Mythical Entertainment, and I make the snowflakes around here. (singing) Snowflakes. I love snowflakes. I’m Ben. I’m Becca. I’m Brian. And we play musical chairs! Hey, I’m Chase and I’m the– Hey, I’m Eddie and I make the burritos at Mythical Entertainment. (microwave hums) (microwave beeps) – I’m Shannon. – I’m Candace. (both) We eat the burrito. Hey, I’m Kevin and I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to be doing. Okay, if you wanna know what people actually do around here, we’ve put that information in the description of this video. Thanks for liking and commenting. (both) You know what time it is! My name is Taylor. I live in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, and it’s time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality. We are very excited for you guys to check out the new show that we have launched called The Hey Hey Show, and we’re very excited for you to meet the host of The Hey Hey Show, Candace and Shannon at Good Mythical More! Oh, yeah! Click through to Good Mythical More, where we will be eating cow blood candy bars. This is a real thing, along with Candace and Shannon. Call Rhett’s mom. Take your phone off airport mode. All right, let’s see. She’s in my favorites. I know it’s called airplane mode, but I just can’t help myself. Hopefully she’ll answer. She usually does when I call her. (phone rings) Hey, you better tell her that she’s on the internet – right from the beginning. – Okay. She might embarrass you with something if you don’t. (Link’s mom) Hey, where are you at? Hey, mom! How you doing? (Link’s mom) I’m doing fine, honey. How you doin’? Good. You’re on the internet. I’m here too, momma Di. It’s Link. (Link’s mom) You’re here, where? You’re on the internet. You’re on Good Mythical Morning. (Link’s mom) Oh, you’re kidding me. – (Link’s mom laughs) – This is Link talking. You’re probably watching us, as you do everyday. I just wanted you to know that I love you and thanks – for watching this show. – I love you too. – (Link’s mom) All right, be good! – (laughter) – Hold on. – She wants to get off real quick. [Captioned by Sara: GMM Captioning Team]