GMMore 614: Link’s House is Haunted!

and they’ll freeze it I feel that not all are you pointing to I went I look that way and then we’ll add something about pink tops tank tops entangling the tank top twins went on to be successful that the tank top Trent twins went on to point B the most famous pointers I had a scary I even had a reality show about I had a scary situation recently I don’t know if it’s been established before on this program but I’ve never been in a wreck I have yes you have and you know I’ve been an eighth like a single-car spit out like a tire went up under the car what about that time that we went in the ditch I wasn’t driving oh yeah you’ve been in my car when I’ve had a red yeah but I’ve never been in control of a vehicle that ran into another vehicle that’s never never happened okay okay that got my streak got very very close to coming to an end the other day we were and it this is a new experience of fear oh yeah okay today in good mythical more we are sharing our deepest fears this is Rhett thoughts traffic he’s kind of being sensational it’s not my deepest fear but I was very scared and I guarantee you if someone can smell fear in the pits they would have smelled it in my pits at this point worn your pants how bad was it what happened nothing happen in the pants I was on the file I should have been smelling our pants I did not do anything in my pants did you crap your pants yeah Jake came out yeah when I don’t know it was like you got tomatoes in your mouth we got tomato in my mouth did you spit it out I was like that bad okay well I left the scene right am I gonna live really you’re not gonna erupt I was on the five and that’s an interstate interstate and going along as we do a very fast who’s we the people in the cars oh good in California I don’t know if you know this but I here’s a little picture as to what it’s like to live in Los Angeles I was driving my car the other day previous story I don’t drive a lot because we carpool together quite a bit and I’ve only had this car for about a year but as I was going down the interstate are you sure you’re itching a lot over there you allergic to something something worried about you I’m trying not to interrupt that a little a little bit I realize I have no idea where the cruise control button is on my car I spent 15 minutes while driving I’m the pilot on the FJ Cruiser okay know what no idea where it’s at and then I realized I’ve never used it you don’t win in North Carolina you’re like you’re always on cruise control like every single road you get on cruise control cruise control interstate crave control in California you never use cruise control at least in Los Angeles you don’t because you can’t get up enough speed the speed control and the speed is dictated by the traffic which is in front of me is decided by the traffic right no matter how far you’re going or how fast the traffic score house I’m talking about 90 90 case in point I was an hour away from home down south of here for died meat for my son and I’m flying along I don’t know in fact I had the steering wheel set up so that it covers how fast I’m going like I have this dream you’re purposely set so I can’t even see the speedometer part well that’s not why you have it there you have it there because that’s where it’s most comfortable but incidentally I can’t see how fast I’m going but it doesn’t matter I just go the speed of the car front right I assumed we were going 80 okay and you know you’re going along on the interstate and it’s pretty much free-flowing but there’s a lot of cars yeah and all of a sudden somebody stops ahead of you the person in ahead of me slammed on brakes it wasn’t like oh the traffic’s like that was like hey and they veered off and missed the car in front of them and there’s multiple things happening up there all I had time to do was completely slam on the brakes I’ve never been going 80 miles per hour and literally slammed on the brakes all the way to the floor and this is in the FJ no this was in that pilot okay and my whole family’s in the car and I am quickly approaching the in front of me and I realized that I’m not skidding because it anti-lock brake antilock brakes have been activated mean I’m slowing down very quickly but I’m not losing any just kidding and I’m coming right to the back of this van that the car in front of you missed and then there and I’m in the left I mean the left-hand Lane I mean the HOV Lane and then there’s a car in the lane and then there’s the decide shoulder or whatever and then there’s the barrier I I’m coming on cranberry I’m going to hit him Jessie closed her eyes she closed her she told me after she’s I close my eyes I’m like this racing for impact she didn’t direct she just put her ball or fist and I because the anti-lock brakes wrong I was able to still steer and I steered and I was like I’m gonna try to shoot in between this guy so instead of between him and who the wall oh I was like I’m either gonna Ram this guy in the back or I’m just gonna slide in between him on the guardrail wedge and I missed him and I went like halfway up the length of his car and it was like this much on either side and I was actually going like this like squeezing you’re squeezing in and then that’s no contact but you came to a complete stop no I didn’t even come to a complete stop because as I came to a stop I was coming to a stop he was coming to start with any light rolled because the track because you know it was something no one knows what happened nothing he’s one of those weird things were like somebody slows down and then somebody forgets to slow down did you make eye contact with the guy no I never got all the way up to him I got to the back door like the you know the side door and then we just pulled back and wings anybody in the backseat that she would looking at – son I couldn’t see but I got back into the lane and you just continued on and after something like that happens you’re kinda like adrenaline like it’s a car okay can it break that hard is it did I hurt the car what did he kids say they just we just began talking about what had just happened like light was like I knew we were going to hit that car and guess he was like I was gonna like this Shepherd said hey but my Adrenaline’s pumping yeah I’ve there’s been many times as you know that I’ve almost hit you mean all three time my god people I linked has almost hit a pedestrian twice today 87 times in the past month on the way in I almost hit a guy I’m not joking what were you by yourself who tells you that the pedestrians are there because there’s always me when I’m driving with the pedestrian I had a guy on a bike that almost hit slam his hand down on the top of the car well was that Christy was that her story in my story it all runs together when you’re one flesh gently tingling yes it it is a shot of adrenaline wait it doesn’t go to my legs it goes to my hands because my hands are where all the vehicle control is I’ve noticed this many times again every single time I almost hit a pedestrian all the energy in my body go is transferred to my hands and I’m getting I’m getting goosebumps thinking about it I love it that that should be roblem right I’m addicted to almost hitting people it’s like I was you know that dream that I told you about it was I’m joking the Google employee going to the Oscars but that was ingest it was ingest maybe I have a problem I think you just forget that you’re driving well when someone else is in the car i I just loosen up I’m I because you know you can point out that pedestrian well no I think it’s that you are when someone’s in the car you’re having a conversation with it and I’m just track and when you’re having a conversation with them you can’t also my worst fear is is hitting a pedestrian that’s that’s a pretty bad thing to do it to happen I mean you feel horrible I mean you’ve hit them and they’re laying there what do you do you have to call I was riding his bike on a sidewalk and someone was turning left and it’s not it’s not the driver’s fault but he is fine but I got there like after it happened and the person who hit him like so terrible was he still laying on the road is he okay my worst fear is um I got lots of fears I mean I wasn’t lost fears I was afraid that you guys are going to spring some sort of animal and when when the frosted mini-wheats were in the bowl and before I took my thing off I smelled them and I thought it was an animal yes yes frosty Mike I thought I smelled like a furry animal and I was afraid it was gonna be a scary and I’m like a trained dog that was like screaming be quiet furry animal that audible I did not smell chase but I did smell the frosted mini-wheats I can’t wait to see what that chase thing but I’m afraid I’m afraid of the dark I was everyone was asleep in my house so I tried to go into my bedroom the other night and get in bed without turning any lights on the wakeup Christy and I had to put Christy’s like hot natured so she doesn’t like to put a lot of covers on her side of the bed and it’s only a double bed I’ve seen that she so I take like a throw and I put a throw over all the covers that we use collectively just on my side of the bed but I was trying to find the throw and I was holding it up and it was white and it kind of reminded me of a go you scared yourself in the same room with your wife I’d scare myself by holding up a throw that looked like a ghost but it wasn’t like I was like oh I’m afraid but this is irrational I had to talk myself okay it’s fine and I honestly I reverted back to childhood I was like I feel but I had to take my pants off I had all these like pyjama pants I know I’m giving a lot of details here but I was like if I can just get these pants off and they were tighter on the ankle and I had a tough time getting them over my foot you know I was like what if you’d get the pants off what happens the goose goes away if I can Jessie this is what I thought if I could to get these pants off and get into bed everything will be okay but what is that what is wrong though what is that okay already the ghost the ghost I’ll be honest aren’t you phony when I’m home alone like if my family’s out of town and I’m completely home alone like late at night like walking into the bedroom like I’ll have some things like I have some like thoughts like I’m kind of scared right now like what if ghosts are real it’s like we revert back to like beams a or seven but hey I’m by myself though you know it’s healthy because you’re in a room with another adult like well I had next to the bed and you’re scared of his she that’s rolling in from your face you need help man you need help there was never a point in my life that was this geared in a room with somebody else who is that what I see oh it’s me I never feel safe when wearing pants Wow I mean guys come on I trust you with this stuff don’t tell anybody okay good

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