Today we eat high speed spinning tacos. – Lets talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good mythical morning. – You could go through life and have and have experiences and then learn through those experiences. But you know what? We do not recommend doing that. Why do that when you can just type questions into the interwebs – For us. – and we see them and answer them. – Right, it’s a shortcut. – And this week it’s questions about – friendship. – Beth Wilkie asks “What do you do when you and your friend have very very different opinions and argue a lot because of it?” – Hmm. – Okay, good Beth. This is a very relevant question to us, we’ve known each other for quite some time, – Sure. – We’ve worked together for a long time, we have disagreements about things and sometimes we have strong opposite opinions about things. So what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna give you some examples of the ways that we have found to be effective for over coming a – disagreement. – Yeah, one thing whenever we hit an impasse and we just need to make a decision we just say “Okay, whoever’s got more pockets wins.” – And then we just count our pockets. – And like today that would be– – One, two, three, four– – One, two, I got a little one in there. – I got one there, five. – Three, four, five – The pants– – The pants, we’re at a tie. – And now, one, two, – I thought I had some on my cardigan. – Okay, okay, you win. – three. I always win this one when I wear this jacket. Which is why you like to wear the jacket. – I think that we built in wearing things – See how that works? – with pockets as an incentive for that. – Also very effective sometimes when we’re – arguing I just say “Who’s taller?” – I’m not a fan of this one. I’m more of a fan of who has less facial hair and more glasses? – You usually win that one. – And yeah, I’ll win on that one. And if those techniques don’t work we usually resort to chimp, chicken, chihuahua, which is essentially like rock, paper, scissors. – The chip– The chimp– (laughs) – (funny voice) Here’s how it works. The chimp, which is represented by (makes chimp sounds) sound. – Then the chicken? – Hold on. – The chimp rips the chihuahua’s face off, – Oh. – ’cause that’s what chimps do. – And the chihuahua’s like (barks). Yep. The chicken, which goes (makes chicken sounds), – Yes it does. – Gives the chimp salmonella, so it beats the chimp. And the chihuahua bites the chicken’s – head off. – So it’s a raw chicken. It’s not a bawk-bawk chicken, it’s more like a– What? No. ‘Cause a chimp will take that, and eat that chicken, – then he get’s salmonella. – Right. – You understand? – Okay, so– – The chicken’s alive at the beginning. – So let’s demonstrate. – Okay, so we’re disagreeing about something, – We got something. and we’re like, “Chimp, chicken, chihuahua! Gotta go there.” – It’s like “A or B. I’m at A or B.” – Anyway. – Three. Two. One. – (both make chimp sounds) – (both laugh) – It’s a tie. – Chimp on chimp. – It’s a tie. – Let’s go again. – We always go chimp first. – Okay. – Three. Two. One. (both make chicken sounds) (both laugh) – What? That is– That’ nothing! – I was trying– I was trying to do a chihuahua, but it came out as – (both make chicken sounds). – You can’t do a two-sie! – (laughs) – You can’t do chihuahua and chicken! I wa– Alright. I was chihuahua. – I ju– You distracted me. – Well, you win ’cause you bit my head off. – Exactly. – That’s how we settle our arguments. – That’s right, see? – Any questions? – It wasn’t as clean as it usually is. – Yeah, usually it’s just the head – is bitten right off. – Dalton Yoakum asks: How to bro break up? Now, first, before we answer this question, I wanna say, if your dad is Dwight Yoakum, no bro should ever want to break up with you. – True. – So I don’t know why you’re asking. – Just say, “My dad is Dwight Yoakum.” – Well, thanks for the question, Dalton, and I will say that today we are happy to announce there is an answer to your question. It is the fact that we are launching the Bro Breakup Service. ♪ (music) ♪ (phone ringing) Oh bro, my phone is ringing. – Hello. – Yeah, hey bro. – Hey bro. – Is this Brad? – Yeah. – This is Brock from the bro break up sevice. Hey bro– – Brock, Bro-ck – Yeah, yeah, yeah, my name’s Brock, I’m your bro. So your bro Brandon called and said he – didn’t wanna be your bro anymore, bro. – Bro? Yeah, Brandon said he didn’t wanna be your bro anymore. – Bro. – He said you’re hanging out with another bro. Is this true? – Bro. – Hangig out with another bro? Yeah, yeah I think he’s thinking about – Brody. – Brody, yeah he said he thought it was – Brody. – Brody and I have been doing a lot of broating together. That’s when two bros go on a boat. He said that you guys were hanging out together at the brickyard, apart of that – braiding brigade. (laughs) – No, no,no we were totally broating. – You bros are braiding together, bro. – Yeah, we braided each others – hair while– – You been braiding with Brody? – Right, well we were– it’s a row boat. – Listen, Brandon is upset about you braiding with Brody, man in the brickyard apart of the– (stutters) – (laughs) the braiding brigade, bro. – Bro. – What do I do? – So bro– well, dude, I’m– Not dude, sorry, bro. Bro I’m here to let you know that– – You just reached through the split screen – (laughs) it’s amazing, it’s like you’re right here, bro. Your bro Brandon wants to break up with you, bro. I got–I understand that, bro. – So you wanna hang out sometime, bro? – Yeah, you seem pretty cool, bro. You wanna be a bro with me? I like to braid. – Are you into broad braiding? – Broading, I like to broad braid with my – bros, man. – Okay, okay, I’ll– – Alright bro, okay bro. – I’ll broke you on Facebook. – ALright, bro. – Bro, that’s like a bro poke. – Later, bro. – Okay, later. ♪ (music) ♪ Okay, now it’s time to get weird, as if that wasn’t weird enough. That’s right, the internet is a weird place and we are your guides to all things weird on the internet. In this segment each week we highlight the weirdest website that we could find from your nominations over at theinternetisaweirdpalce.com and this week we’re highlighting tacospin – (both) .com. – Bring it up. – Why do they call it tacospin.com? – I wonder why they call it that. – (laughs) It’s counting. – But look. You would think that the only thing that happens is a taco spins but you wait – 10 seconds and you get this. – 10 spins and “you really like tacos.” You really like tacos, which is true. How did they know that? – I really like spinning tacos. – It’s mesmerizing, I mean does it explode? – Does it– -I haven’t stuck around long enough to find out what happens, it just kinda gives you a couple little messages there at the – bottom, like see– – (both) “Holy spinning taco!” Changed to that. – Okay, so this is– – That’s it. You know, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it and it’s spinning taco, need you need any – more? – Taco spin. – Tacospin.com. – What did I say? You said “spinning taco,” that’s a different website. Oh, yeah. Okay, is it? – Well, I don’t know. – Lets go there. Now here’s the deal , watching a taco spin is pretty mesmerizing, I can do it for quite some time, I did it earlier today for at least two minutes. I’m frustrated, though because I cannot eat said taco spin. So we’re taking things to another level, we are going to spin our own tacos so that we can consume. Bring in the spinning tacos, guys. – This is the taco spinner 2000. – See how this thing works? – Look at this. – Totally invented– (Link) Whoa. Hey, hey,hey. – Oh gosh. – You wanna get in on the spin game? – Oh, you got some cheese ready to go. – I’ve got some– – Oh no, whoa, you can’t adjust! – Our tacos have been in the wings for a – little bit so they’re a little floppy. -I lost most of my ingredients. – Pretty early on in my– – Give it a bite. Alright, I gotta get a little bit– – I got a little lettuce. – Oh no. – Spin it man, spin it to win it! – How’d this happen? – (laughs) – What? – Wow. – I’m gonna have to go to “rake it off the table into your mouth .com” – (both laugh) – Well try it, see how it is. – Rake the taco into your mouth. – My tacos on the floor, I think I’m done. Oh, we’ve got a refill, here. Here we go. There you go, spin that sucker. -Oh, I almost ate some of the clothespin. – Did you get anything? No, do we have another one? – Oh, I’ve got an empty shell. – We’re getting desperate here. – I think I can get hold of this. – There you go. – It’s gonna smack you in the face. – Let me go a little slower. – (laughs) What a fail, okay. – Wow, spinning tacos are harder to eat – than I thought. – The problem is my whole thing is– (Link) My whole– there we go. Man, this was a great– (laughs) You’ve got some weak tacos over there, man. I gotta get– hey listen, I gotta taste a spinning taco, this day can’t end– “This day can’t end.” – (laughs) – I got it! – I spun it right in my mouth! – You’re really good at that, Rhett. – Got a little taco shell. – Alright, if you wanna nominate the weirdest website that you know go to our website theinternetisaweirdplace.com and nominate the weirdest website you can find. (Rhett) While you’re over there you can get a free trial and 10% off the creation of your own website, weird or not using Square Space. And this is a great way to support the show and to maybe see some more of this – “the internet is a weird place” segment. – Yeah, if you want us to keep doing the segment create your own website using Square Space. – Thanks for liking and commenting. – You know what time it is. – I’m Steven. – And I’m (inaudible) (both) and we’re at the highest point of Spain. – And it’s time to spin. – The wheel of. (both) Mythicality. Why go shirtless when you can pick up a good mythical morning t shirt?! At rhettandlink.com/store. – Look at that. – All types of shirts, mugs, posters, you name it. Click through to good mythical more, we open mail, we got a package from Italy with Italian food including pine tree candy. Contemplating the smell of books. (Link) Hmm, nothing makes me hungry like smelling a book. (Rhett) Hmm, the older the book, the cheesier the smell. (Link) I actually feel like I can smell a book right now. (Rhett) No, that’s just me. [Captioned by Whitney and Hayleigh: GMM Captioning Team]