GMMore 640: Eating Italian Candies

all right I think I said contemplation there so now we’re gonna add the voiceover to the contemplation mmm books uh hmm I got one of you okay I don’t apparently mmm just kidding here we go mmm nothing makes me hungry like smelling a book it’s kind of a high smell like somebody has been working out at a cheese factory just ruffle through those pages and get appetize the older of the book the cheesier the smell I actually feel like I can smell a book right now like seriously no that’s just me you worked out at a cheese factory okay okay uh good luck with that let’s clean up we got we’ve got some mail to open and some candy to eat here in good mythical more um are we doing the prom I’ll be doing the okay it’s not time for that promo um you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means man oh just uh total fail put it in there and then we’ll just watch that as if it wasn’t a fail enough the first time we tried it I can’t even get it into a trash can okay Jen help us out with uh through the mail pretty nice bring in the mail bring in the mail bring in a chair bring in the mail look at that I’m not gonna feel comfortable until this is off out of my space and now I got to get it off of the ground underneath me taco spin taco spin calm it’s better when it’s just graphics yeah it’s it we didn’t we didn’t improve on that one no we didn’t you know the idea of a spinning taco is a beautiful thing but in reality it’s very difficult to a keep the taco on the spinning device and be get your mouth on the spinning taco without getting injured at least okay and then then there you go with that and then here we go this here we go this alright I’m back okay look at this is this the Italian well let’s let’s do that one first cuz we got this food here mama Mel I got it mama Mel which my grandma was named mom and Nell god rest her soul she didn’t eat she never offered me Pinetree candy though she offered me she did offer me gumdrops though and these are gum drops this pine flavored gum drop and end it if you’re wondering this is a letter oh I see it says oh um go ahead any one of these you want to read a letter I read this right quick get rhettandlink goob greetings from Italy doesn’t that say GU Chow joong-gu you and your taught your Italian Singh GU to me ciao greetings from Italy my brother and I wanted to send you some so-called treats from Italy I’m sitting you these from Italy because my parent is stationed here no further details like she said that no further Balkans we have sent you bacon chips Fonzie’s sesame candy Christmas cake in pine candy the pine candy is all fall obviously I hope you enjoy the food Sinead uh Seamus Mable Brian Williams Brian waves oh that’s what he’s up to these days oh how is that right grab you one Jim it tastes like somebody took pine saw I made okay oh wow let me see you spinning mix it tastes any better it tastes like vapor rub oh yeah I can put that on your feet when you’re sick you put VapoRub on your feet when you’re sick yeah like right on your mustache not yours I mean my mustache it kind of just grabs your lip see who knows taco in it oh that’s not appropriate I got it out guys you put some vapor rub on there here twisted like gross vapor rub oh yeah you know it’s like like a tooth yeah it’s like the dentist – let me let me get as a front it’s polishing yeah it isn’t it I can feel it it’s taste like the stuff they put taste like cleaner feels like abrasive what else do we have Oh oh look at these right you’re gonna love these croco tini oh yeah knock off four maggio goo keys oh well she’s not can you tell the Italians goo for me I don’t like the two things that stick in my teeth oh it’s a strong Italian cheese are you Italian you know what you’re doing do to you that is good that’s the best cheeto I’ve ever tasted huh taste that never been Italy hope to go met some Italians we met sort of dry and mythical beasts in France remember that we were at an art museum in France and there’s an Italian mystical beast there do to you the pizza cheese pizza cheese mm-hmm mozzarella yes Oh pizza cheese ml’s like a book weird full circle man wow these are addictive Morgan I see you want to try one don’t you stick your nose in there first just smell it all up what else do we have you know what mainly give me 150 here’s some tiramisu it says hey CA ke boo all right try that give me the other I didn’t know I got the other one wrong I didn’t know I thought I’d give it an alternate pronunciation is everything brakes on the spinner dear rattling greetings from Long Island New York if you love this I love your show if you thought what is he if you read this I love your show I watch it every day that’s a tiramisu cake oh I love something else CAK II pronounce it any way you want I mean that’s probably how they say it in Italy I doubt it I decided to make you two turkey leg back scratchers I shot this turkey in 2013 and the legs have been sitting around since so I decided to make you two a unique gift I hope you enjoy these gifts from one of your mythical beasts hey man you gotta try this in cirle Brian Doherty Doherty here is a selfie with me and my friend goat is it good here is a selfie with me and my friend go my friends goat friends right right you’re joking right are you really having this big of a mental breakdown you were distracting me here’s a picture me and my friend go wow your friend really look good start sitting over here ya ain’t giving me the letters I can do that yeah next time maybe is this not good or something no it’s just like cake hmm my sense was bad this is heinous it’s a back scratcher you don’t let the tiramisu know these oh he sent these glasses too what did you with the rest of it I’ve always wondered what it’d feel like for a turkey to scratch my back look at this turkey you put my hair off gosh that is prehistoric-looking look at that they could be a raptor all right pinkie nose with that thing go and go real far in there come out with some brain tissue Berk like the Egyptians what the Egyptians they was take a hook up your nose and put your brain out because they thought the brain was unnecessary for the afterlife – yeah they thought the brain was just like just daddy nothing’s really they didn’t think the brain was worth anything man they thought it was all in the heart right here in the heart Wow let’s put these on display over there they’re gonna eat some pine candy on a chicken they’re thoroughly dry they don’t stink I’m really choking up yes been laying around ever since him and goat been looking at it trying to figure out what to do with it here’s a selfie with me and my friends goat yeah that is what it says me and my friend go goats a good guy he’s a real good guy Wow broken well you could take this oh you’re smart unscrew that and then put this in there oh yeah all right now put a taco on that

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