GMM 68: 40 Crazy Brand Names

band-aids Nilla wafers and Legos they all have something interesting in common I’m Felix from Montreal Canada let’s talk about that good birth cup water this episode is brought to you by YouTube original channels you may have noticed that YouTube has launched a lot of original channels yes I have one of the ones that caught our eye is the Spangler effect this is a science teacher who teaches scientific principles through experiments that involve implosions explosions all kinds of potions women really lotions subscribe to the Spangler effect we’ve got a link in the description and we’re going to have a link out to one of the episodes of the Spangler effect at the end of this episode so stay tuned to go to that yesterday we released our first five words song title song Nilla wafer top hat time so if you haven’t seen that make sure you go watch it so what we let’s get him out of the fridge we still got him over there I’m not goodness we got to give Jason some props here for uh for making these yeah I’d love to take credit for making these but can’t do it we’re gonna auction these off on eBay a couple of years from now once they’re very old and moldy not real fresh anymore now okay so we got over 20,000 suggestions about five word song titles one of the things that we’ve thought about after we had actually already written the song yet we had essentially written a song for Nilla wafers because vanilla wafers is just it’s just kind of it’s a wafer that could be generic but well that is generic that is generic ‘ Nilla wafer is a no apostrophe it’s no pasta no apostrophe just nila Oh with a capital N are you sure about I’m 100% sure yeah okay is an actual brand yeah Nabisco makes Nilla wafers with a capital and they have trademarked registered the trademark milla so I can’t go and sell redlynx Milla wafers I would get sued by Nabisco but I could sell Retton links vanilla wafers which we are we are high at work on developing a rhettandlink vanilla wafer yeah those will be in the store next week but one of the things that I learned in looking this up is that I always thought that when a brand became what they call it genericized in other words when a brand becomes so prolific that the thing that it refers to the brand actually becomes ubiquitous or become synonymous with the thing that it refers to great example Kleenex growing up in the south I maybe this is the way it was where you’re from but in the southern United States Kleenex was a tissue and you never said tissue my mom didn’t say you need to get a tissue you get a facial tissue Kleenex and I didn’t understand that it was a brand until I was like a teenager also coke and in the South when we say hey give me a coke it could really mean get me a carbonated beverage carbon from in a refrigerator we don’t say soda and we don’t say pop we say coke or we say what the oh you could say but if you want something specific you better say Pepsi or I mean coke the actual coca-cola right in band-aid band-aid is one and you know what can happen because I always thought this was a great thing for a brand when a brand becomes synonymous with the thing that it offers but it’s actually a legal problem in fact when something begins to become so synonymous with the product or the service that it that it’s providing instead of it being a brand and then a generic term they can lose that trademark and it’s happened with a number of trademarks in other words so if everyone just calls the adhesive strips that go over wounds band-aids if everyone just causes it hey get me a band-aid go to the store and get me a band-aid but they’re no longer talking about the brand they’re just talking about the product oh then it’s become genericized and they don’t have a legal right to press charges if other people put hey we got band-aids like like drugstore generic brand band-aids adhesive bandages but you know what they have to do they have to take legal action or they have to take concerted effort to change the way people think about it that’s why you remember the old band a jingle used to be I’m stuck on band-aids cuz band-aids stuck on me you know what the new jingle is I’m stuck on band-aid ran cuz band-aid stuck on me watch the commercial they say brand I’m stuck on band-aid brand they had to do that because they’re on the verge of losing their trademark they don’t want to lose that because band-aids such a powerful trademark so that lots of these now we’re I don’t want to run out of time before we play a game this is a game I’m gonna play with link I’m gonna play with you you can play along at home or wherever you’re at on the bus hey you on the bus thanks for playing with us bus people I love me some bus people so what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna read a brand link and you’re gonna tell me whether or not this is a trademarked brand but I’m gonna read you something meanings are that whether it’s trademarked or Janeiro where there’s no or whether it’s generic what you can say it may have been a brand at one time and is no longer is or maybe I just completely pulled it out of the ground and said hey I’m testing your knowledge so you’re telling me yes it’s a trademarked brand or no it’s not and then I’ll tell you like Clint if using Kleenex I will say yes yes and I will be correct yes okay so here we go zipper no it is not a brand it was originally a brilliant they lost their trademark became genericized chapstick yes correct bubble wrap no yes it is a brand it is still a brand bubble wrap is a brand no way yes you mean no it is a it is a it is a brand oh yes flip flop no not a brand cornhole definition please the game Oh No band-aid yes you know that there’s a brand yes astroturf yes yes it is a brand thermos not anymore hey each other high fives been around long – high five is genericized that’s good like a microwave no aspirin no used to be used to be okay as was heroin heroin heroin was a brand aspirin and heroin were both registered with Bayer corporation and go to your pharmacist and you could order you could order heroin Makia speedo yes rollerblade no yes it is a brand Oh windbreaker no yes windbreaker is a brand just kidding we breakers out of brand I came out with that wow that’s a good one it would you know what it was a brand when breaker was a brand but you’ve made that up – no I didn’t make that up donut no no videotape yes what yes nope it was though okay realtor yes realtor is a brand real estate agent is the generic term realtor is a brand you can’t say I’m a realtor unless you’re really a realtor okay I was concerned about that sunscreen no nope popsicle yes popsicle is a brand and let’s speed up the pace here duck Oh No correct Tupperware yes yes you’re good at this you should have gone to school for this because then you’d be successful well I sold Tupperware for a few years tank top no plastic yes no plastic is not a brand you with the engineering school you know that yeah it’s a Taser no Taser is a brand we made a sponsored video for taser a couple weeks ago when we did the tail we probably misspelled it styrofoam yes styrofoam was a brand commode no baggy no baggy is a brand B AGG ie a leg sucks ping-pong no yes ping-pong is a brand for table tennis the generic term petrol uh no used to be okay I’m gonna do a couple of ones and we’ll be done onesies yes yes that’s a brand bluetooth yes yes that’s a brand tripod no memory stick yes memory stick is a brand yes Sony owns it laundromat no it was oh it was uh-huh jet ski yes jet ski is a brand you’re good jacuzzi yes jacuzzi is a brand for a hot tub wait it sounds like if it sounds like a made-up word than a hacky sack yes hacky sack is a brand if it sounds made up it is laptop No huh wah-wah pedal yes nope got you on that one oh and here’s a tough one cigarette boat cigarette boat I’m going with yes yes it’s a brand and lava lamp No lava lamp is a brandy blood alright let’s shut down this episode we’ve learned some stuff let’s give ourselves a hand how did you score and how do we end this effort you’re good at games link we should play games more often we should do that instead of work I’m good at that is it genericized but I don’t see that on the shelves at Toys R Us you say you hate games but you’re like an expert meet Jason Jason whoa put the top hat on put the top hat on come on ladies and gentlemen we’d like he’s about to break the tough we’re about to introduce to you there he is dick right here all right ladies and gentlemen this is Jason he made that vanilla wafer top hat there he is oh yes some people ask I mean who’s why do you need a guy behind the camera the camera doesn’t move well we need a guy to make Nilla wafer top hats people and to edit the videos and to put them up online and go through your awesome comments for song title systems see you tomorrow the hard part is oh the hard part is you have no idea what BAM that was a good one all right that’s awesome Hey

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