today we debate cats versus dogs let’s talk about that good mythical morning in a previous debate we tackle the issue of hot dogs versus hamburgers and you weighed in in the comments thank you especially thank you because hamburgers want congratulations link I can see a victor victory well it’s not and it’s not about me this is not a popularity contest the subjects about the issues we are resolving issues here in debate format today it’s going to get even more serious because I know many of you have really really really really really strong opinions about this subject today we are tackling yes we are doing it dogs versus cats I’m team dog link is team cat and without further ado to the debate zone hey how the infection oh well it’s clearing up except for oh my right oh good one your intimidation techniques when I work on me dog men from racquetball we should play again we should blow your throat rocket all right uh good morning mr. Rhett mr. Ling good morning moderator today we’re debating an excellent versus Docs thank you um yes of course Rhett started last time so link you will be getting going first you have 90 seconds for your introduction please begin now Thank You moderator Thank You mythical beasts for listening to the arguments it’s not a popularity contest even though I know you like me allow me to begin with an archaeological anecdote the year was 1888 an Egyptian farmer was perusing his farmland when he noticed a tomb a rather large tomb now this is not a weird occurrence there’s lots of tombs that are found in Egypt even of course in 1888 but there was one thing interesting about this rather large tomb it was filled with 80,000 cat mummies 80,000 that’s right cats are so awesome that Egyptians bury them in the tens of thousands they not only worshipped them as the female goddess Bastet but they want to live with them forever why do they want to live with cats forever and go through the trouble of mummification to that extent I’ll tell you why first of all they’re better for the environment a study in the year 2009 few years later determined that the annual carbon footprint of a dog was equivalent to that of a Humvee the annual carbon footprint of a cat was equivalent to a Volkswagen Golf point two cats are cheaper the first year expensive a dog is going to be roughly $1,800 the expense of a cat is more like $1,000 mr. Lane you do with that $800 sterling you leave I know a cat over the link over limit demerit to cat demerit one dog first year mr. right it’s time for your cross-examination okay again no 80,000 cats cat mummies if you are really into cats where you gonna kill 80,000 of them they didn’t kill him they died I didn’t say they were murdered cats they were mummified after death in this HMMWV thing give me a freakin break it’s a study have you seen what a dog looks like have you seen what a humvee looks like have you seen I mean yeah sure but but big dog might make big poops oh yeah but have you seen the emissions from a Humvee I mean unfair comparison I don’t I cannot visualize nationalism sensationalism thank you for your sensationalism thank you for your cross-examination you got a Volkswagen golf’s order please big fan mr. Rhett it’s time for your introduction you have 90 seconds please begin nearly sixteen thousand years ago man decided to begin domesticating animals and what did he start with a cat no he started with kennis familiaris otherwise known as the dog today there are over 340 breeds of dogs from the teeny tiny to the huge e big e huge e Big E I made that up but they all have something in common the three these dogs are devoted their loyal companions dogs have been documented to spend time mourning the loss of their dead owners being next to their body for days or weeks or even months ensure there were some cases when the dogs began to eat the decomposing bodies but Bravo’s gotta eat dogs are dexterous and I’m using the second lesser known definition of dexterous meaning having mental adroitness or being clever or skillful a dog can learn to read a discipline sorry a talk and learn up to 165 words which is the equivalent of a two-year-old child and I didn’t slip up because yes dogs are currently being taught to read words it’s true because I saw it on the Internet and finally dogs are just plain delightful a study of 95 people found that dog owners laughed significantly more frequently than cat owners the American Heart Association says that dog owners have a lower risk of cardiovascular disease and cat owners and even just petting a dog lowers the heart rate and blood pressure cats on the other hand also have three DS they are disaffected they are disrespectful and they’re duplicitous they don’t care about you they don’t respect you and they are the epitome of evil have you ever looked at their eyeballs thank thank you mr. a mr. link it’s time for your cross-examination of mr. Brett yes I’m looking to the eyeballs of a cat and I didn’t see the desperate need for help to do everything that a dog needs let me out of the house I’ve got a poop and can you clean it up here’s a Walgreens bag and put it on your hand by the way I can’t even talk that’s a relationship yeah it’s it’s pretty one-sided you also said that um dogs eat their owners once they die it’s um times some tie it has happened okay that’s that’s devotion mr. link dogs gotta eat that was your cross-examination John’s got dogs gotta eat they’re old you do and maid of honor please order Thank You mr. Rhett it’s time for your first rebuttal you have 30 seconds dogs have helped humans in all kinds of ways they’ve transported us by pulling us on sleds they brought us mail Saint Bernards have been known to bring his little barrels of whiskey they can smell pregnancy yes I said that they catch criminals they’ve even been serving in the military a dog named chips saw action in World War two was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross the Purple Heart and the Silver Star for his actions no word on any cat ever fighting for freedom cats only help themselves cats only help themselves Thank You mr. Rhett um mr. link it’s time for your first rebuttal you have 30 seconds how can a dog read better than a cat when they’re dumber than cats cats have 140 million more nerve cells in their cerebral cortex than dogs that is a fact dogs stink if they’re so smart enough they can read why can’t they bathe themselves cats can bathe themselves they do it cause delays a dog want you to bathe it because it’s part of the relationship speaking of high maintenance you got you got to put that walgreens bag on your hand in public you know you are sitting or serving a doll hi mr. link using a drug bag Thank You mr. link yes right Sanford it’s become a drug bag ha mr. s time for a second rebuttal yeah if I wanted a selfish roommate I would put an ad on Craigslist you know what that’s what I would do if I want somebody who’s going to turn up their nose at every suggestion that I have and spend all the time alone in the room and never let them see me do anything interesting I just get a weird dude on Craigslist to be my roommate or I get a cat yeah exactly that’s what I would do they got all those extra brain cells but they’re using them to plot evil against humanity have you ever seen them bathe themselves by the way you think that’s clean have you seen wet cat food before the same tongue that go into the wet cat piss everything tongue that goes on the pasta restless teenis please mr. Lake it’s time for your final rebuttal nearly 30 seconds if I wanted a clingy critter to follow me around and ask me to do stuff for him all the time I would get a toddler a cat is independent and they just hang around and you don’t have to do everything for them dogs are noisy dogs dumb dogs are high – dogs are gross the first case of the plague yes the black death in America came from what a dog and it happened this year a dog brought the black death here because they’re crazy and they’re in bad dog don’t spoil the whole they’re gross all right Thank You mr. rose Thank You mr. link Rhett it’s time for your closing argument or your closing statement you have 30 seconds for my closing argument I would like to bring on my friend Mouse hey mess look at him he’s my friend she’s my friend yeah it’s I think it’s a girl look at this you can’tyou I guarantee you can’t get a cat to do this look at it does she go riches over a relationship yeah let thing we’re right about a sick joke let’s talk good relationship relationship that we’re in let that dog kiss you on the face it just ate its owner a few minutes ago and then your own feces condition at the end of your anything out there never closing statement mr. rat mr. link you have 30 seconds for my closing statement you’re in for a treat I got a little I got a little thing I call patches not the actual name of the kitten but look it look it look at that patch is just there just Nestle the new my chinny-chin-chin and again ever look effects not wanting anything not needing anything just being happy just to be in its own world and not to be needy not oh you need to go out no you need me to feed you something no you are selling no does your clothes examine your face look at that evil thing you would evil thank you guys for joining us when I die will you better ama uh okay let us know in the comments which you prefer dogs or cats and let us know what else you’d like us to debate dog we’re all ears cats purr at the frequency of a diesel engine but they’re getting along that’s the weird thing they’re getting along thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know telander hi I’m Alexandra and I’m Christopher and this is our cat link and we’re from Ontario Canada and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality make sure you’re following us on the Instagram hashtag fan art Friday you know what that means that means we highlight some of our favorite fan art from you pretty kitties can click through to good mythical more where we’re gonna hang out with this cat dog give our candid thoughts on the subject we have a winner GMM win face oh he’s out there congratulations damn burn Elson 95 you wait a personalized and Joe what did the famous mountain climber amber Nielsen 95 named her son I don’t know what did amber Nielsen 95 the famous mountain climber named her side cliff oh yeah the cat and the dog both of whom didn’t even think about that