GMMore 696: Link is a Cat-Person

what did the famous mountain climber amber Nielsen 95 named her son I don’t know what did amber Nielsen 95 to famous mountain climber neighbor saw cliff uh-uh-uh-uh-uh not a demented dad joke uh what do you think dogs kids um I don’t know if it’s painfully obvious with the way that I’m holding this cat and looking to that dog but I own neither so I’m not a dog person or a cat person but I’ve enjoyed this debate you don’t and I think if I had to choose I would choose a cat because you don’t want to spend time with the animal I don’t if you don’t wanna spend time in the animal but you like the idea of having a pet than a cat’s a great idea I am afraid I mean if you’ll notice all of my arguments were like very practical they were like you know they were just how much does it cost true is it better for the environment are they can they take care of themselves and not stink you know can they poop without me having to grab it with my hand and a Walgreens bag you know it’s I so self-centered you’re like you’re like a cat as a person right I’m a cat person you are a cat person person who’s a kid and I’m a dog but I couldn’t fit this in a debate but I do have one story I’d like to tell please tell Utley um when I was a kid I had a little kitten just like this one named patches calico he did look just like that and had worms I had the kid fine I won’t tell the story forget it I’m not gonna tell a story it makes me mad when I’m trying to tell a story and there’s obviously like a landing for the story and then you’re just trying to steal it Rhett just old into my story it would have been funny the whole thing about the worms but instead I was just like oh that was it that was the end of my story rat what were you got a lead up to it though exactly that’s called the store that’s called the chameleon only thing I remember about the cat is that it had worms that’s the punchline of the story I didn’t know that I just knew that it had worms all right fine it wasn’t a great story anyway I mean what if you had to choose you would choose a dog not a cat right of course I want a dog so you’re a believer when I’m moving to yourself believe new place gonna get a dog for you or for your kids for all of us so we’re gonna share it what kind of dog you think is that this one’s for up for adoption right both of these I ain’t a dog shelter pet Maine Oh pet mania the pet store yeah pets out I yeah we shot a scene for our commercial Kings there years ago yeah we were doing it we made a commercial for a dog boarding house so it wasn’t a commercial for pet mania but you guys let us shoot a scene there which was cool we interviewed people she’s not happy right now uh I can’t get one right now because I’m I’m the landlord doesn’t allow that but in the new place I’m going to get one my kids want a dog too and if you get a dog then it’s really gonna force my hand but I think I will make an argument for a cat now would make these arguments and I guess I would lose but you would be making an argument simply based on like the level of responsibility that they take and definitely the level of responsibility you don’t have to walk a cat you don’t have to you don’t have to the amount of time that you will spend dealing with the dog is drastically higher no doubt but which one’s a better animal the dog man the dogs a better animal I don’t like feeling guilty if I don’t take the dog on a walk or you know that they are higher maintenance right I mean this there’s a lot of reward I’m sure the categories over that thing I mean unless I’ll tell you one thing right now kitten is super cute but when I turn into a cat they just look evil to me he still wants the UM the pin pull it back a little bit so you can see I think I would get a rather small dog maybe not this small but like a medium-sized dog and I’m not even looking based on that CollegeHumor video about made everybody feel so guilty about purebred dogs I’m gonna get a mutt rescue oh really what does our dog was good I can get to my dog now what kind of what kind of dog is this Chihuahua mix okay is that is that gonna be a problem are they gonna mix well oh yeah the cat and the dog both of them didn’t even think about that anyway cats and dogs don’t typically like each other but I’ve totally mesmerized this one let me turn it I’m gonna come see it my lap and eat it is that what you’re trying to do look at this make a dish kitty what you dropped it don’t you see how good we are with animals look anybody should have I should be a cat woman a cat lady I’m simple I think I’m gonna be a cat lady okay that’s interesting that’s your application that feasible how many cat ladies come in to pet mania and just like clean the place out of cat lady’s crazy smell a certain way right ice-melt think about our cat you hate that counter picture it’s evil cat patches let’s bite its head off okay that’d be fun catches you guys you like to eat dick so bad cut you’re not to eat it huh I turned over my laptop here that would have been interesting that would have been really hint now the cat would have landed on its feet that’s what they do then but the laptop may have landed on top of it okay I can actually hold a cat like a baby so these dogs are available the dog and a cat available for adoption at pet mania but it’d probably be gone this one smells good too I bet that dog just smells like a doubt kittens go fast but the dogs the mouse yeah what do you think mouse I want a cat that can go poop in the in the toilet do you have any of those you can train him to do that I know that was an argument that I missed don’t drop by me now we can’t be in a relationship if you come bite my fingers can’t dope that can’t be a no relationship I had a cat named Thomas as a kid too I I had more cats and dogs but Thomas was kind of like you know cat miles he was wild yeah that was a feral cat no well he would do and go wherever he wanted and he would go to a lot of places now we concerned about this cat maybe jumping off of here they can Oh she’ll be fine she’s not but she’s not on the so yeah I had a cat named Thomas I had a cat named patches for a couple of days and then I had till it had worms coming out of it saying it’s that was a story really wasn’t story then that was the story I had a cat for a couple of days until a dwarfs coming out and well I’m giving my mom gave it back and I did the people you got it from yeah and I had a dog I had a German Shepherd named princess and again like we didn’t I want a dog if I had a dog I want a dog to have like a good full life and be a part of the family and I just don’t know if I’m ready for that level of commitment because all the dogs that I have were just like they were just outside or like sadly in a cage now I don’t want to do that too and I don’t want to animal to be neglected I want it to be like I got three kids guys I mean unless they are going to take care of the animal I can’t handle any more responsibility don’t you wish you had opposable thumbs it was so much easier I wouldn’t have to help does the tool does this one shed yes but then that’s a yes there’s some that won’t shed like a poodle won’t shed but you got to pay for grooming but then you don’t have hair everywhere like Stevie brings Enzo around and then all of a sudden there’s like a trail of Enzo left behind yeah I liked it so what are my options poodle poodle poodle that’s it a Maltipoo multi-multi falcon maltese a gold a labradoodle and then a golden doodle those are big though you’re a messy eater I don’t I can’t have a big one see I’m actually talking about how I’m gonna have to get one now but I’m but maybe maybe now I’m gonna get one and feed it like this by hand look at that what else is on your list there bestories for allergy sufferers yeah Bedlington Terrier bedlington terrier bitch Michels Crested come with a sword standard Schmelzer Chow mix dunt shed got a weird tone though alright guys let us have it in the comments of the video but don’t don’t try to talk me into getting a dog just be happy to rest getting one and that means that I’m gonna have to get one anyway so it’s yeah

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