
wellis episode 70 yeah I guess we should have a guest or guests good mythical let’s talk about that good mythical morning this episode is brought to you by steel makers of songify 2.0 the official app of the Gregory Brothers you have until Sunday night to make your songified GMM jingle this Sunday night you can win mythical shoes and an iTunes gift card we have our first-ever and potentially last ever depending on how this goes mmm guest on the show it took a 70 episodes to talk someone into being a guest you probably know them as the genius minds behind auto-tune the news the double rainbow song the Bed Intruder song many more ladies and gentlemen welcome to good mythical morning first-ever guest the Gregory Brothers yeah thanks for having us guys yeah this is this is welcome to exciting this is a great couch the couch is luxurious welcome to a very small room it’s a great room it’s intimate it’s intimate you know room looks huge on your show and we came in it’s it’s intimate you tricked us hahaha we’re disappointed wide angle okay today we’re gonna talk about sibling rivalry I personally don’t have any since I have a brother still alive okay okay hey it’s his name is Cole so it’s almost as if we’re having a rivalry now over if we have siblings or not well well it’s not it’s not my fault I don’t have siblings mmm-hmm well a good event did you ever like hit your dad really hard like with a baseball bat no especially not in that area um because I think that can cause that no more siblings yeah I know that or that’s why I only have one brother because of the golf outing with my dad my brother Cole he is three years older we’ve talked about him a little bit on the show he used to come over to the house or linky show he lived with me thank you come over him over to the house and he what you guys would team up on me and I’m still upset about it because you assumed or you knew that it got under my skin when you told me that I had a crush on Melissa hood I didn’t Melissa said she’s a great girl can i girl out I never didn’t have a crush on her I planted this information in your older brother Cole I was the informant you guys teamed up on me and I and I got so mad one time because you told me up speaking of you love Melissa hood I took Cole’s you lover deodorant and I threw it at you guys and you guys slammed the door just in time in the deodorant exploded all over the door and it was there and it made a little dent in there I remember ever I remembered the hatred that I felt for you and my brother and I will forever remember the sound of exploding deodorant on the inside of your do it but the one thing I knew opened the door back up and on the inside it was just everything was white it’s like it had snowed in there yeah and we just laughed at you in pointed and said you love Melissa hood and Yoda it I’m still upset about it I want to punch you but that’s the one thing that I never did I never hit you in the face and I never hit my brother in the face but I want to ask our expert panel of brothers and sister in law have you guys ever punched one another in the face in the facial structure with a fist it’s frankly amazing when I think of the number of times that we tackled each other twisted arms pulled hair that there was never a fist to face event but I don’t think we’ve ever punched each other in the face I think we ever went faced they’re just a lot for us like the the finisher in the fight was usually an uppercut to the stomach like once you want I don’t think that’s called an uppercut I think I think that’s called up a body blast middle cut if you’re low enough it’s about much smaller oh yeah when you’re three and your brother six it’s an uppercut and you once you do the uppercut the fight is over and someone goes and tattles body shots it always ended with body shots and I’m talking about like this because those are legal it was just it was understood code amongst the treasure brother’s child moral code that has just kind of understood but it is interesting how that that does turn into a sort of kiddie arms race or like it starts really petty the poking in whatever and then the next guy’s got to one-up that until you get to body blows which is you know basically like they got really sophisticated though they made like her own Guantanamo Bay and put me in it they tortured you for a machine what kind of information that’s worse than punching but you justify it by saying oh it’s really just the heat making him suffer was it like a closet well we didn’t put him in a closet we put him into two milk crates just facing each other so this is a like a cage yeah it’s really look where he really couldn’t move at all and we tied them together and then put blankets over it and then pointed a lamp bottle and all the lands we didn’t ask like five or six lamps that we can carry we’re like six we’re like five and eight so we’re tiny to bring lamps is pointing them do you remember this that’s one of my earliest memories not being able to move and just like screaming to this day though Michael can withstand great great heights of heat it is because we’re basically like brothers I’d rather say we’re like brothers then were like an old married couple we were blood brothers we’re blood brothers so hey whenever we would fight it would it would start all really innocent like you said and then it would escalate and I would be the one because I’m you know I’m smaller I’ve always been smaller and it would escalate and I would be getting angry and and the angrier I got the funnier you thought it was and the more you would just do the I’m dead move he had he would lay on top of me yeah fully clothed and he said I’m dead I’m dead and I think you and then I couldn’t move and I was just under there nothing you can do about it would you drool on no I sure did I would get that would be my move oh he’s in the I’m dead look and you don’t win by doing that baby milli eights the other guy would just get on top of it I’m dude horrible it’s humiliating works every time and of course there would be people watching we charge admission to this was the last time you bet I did all right what’s the old house in college freshman year in college we were doing that he was doing that I’m dead and the door was cracked and people from down the hall we’re walking by and I remember at one point he was like I’m dead and we were just in our boxer shorts is an 18 year old grown man yeah yeah then the door opens a little bit and I see somebody from down the hall look in and just his eyes got wide as saucers and then he just backed away slowly and shut the door and then that’s it I’m still dead what we were about if what happened has no pride we were about to go to bed so we were like down you know on our separate bunks we were down into our boxer shorts about to go to bed and Linc said something that upset me and so I decided to put him in I’m dead move I probably said you’re in love with Melissa hood still and I forgot that the door was open as adults like what’s the madness that you’ve gotten at each other over what I remember the the last physical fight that Michael and I had was maybe when we were like 17 and 14 or 18 and 15 and even while I was happening I was like I can’t believe we’re doing this I’m to office this is so dumb especially cause it’s over video game you should just shouldn’t have a fistfight when you’re 18 15 over a video game one game more than that I was a little known game called myth not to be confused missed right involved like dwarves bombing each other and then how did that one end with a body shot oh yeah I didn’t with the budget might have hit him over I think it might have been a knee that was aimed for the stomach and landed a little low oh and then everyone realizes this fights gone too far do you guys need to sell right now can you just look at each other and maybe apology is in order what do you remember the specific myth incident because I think I need to apologize specifically about that like I didn’t mean to what I mean yeah who is it phone I was probably at fault I feel like I was I feel like I was before but can we put dwarves and arrows in it be more specific I feel like I took the game of myth a little too seriously it was a problem were you playing against each other what was happening we were playing on our online account believe in those days you could only like for one game you can only have one accounts we need to share it and I was a little older and was like very serious about like trying to maintain my score Andrew had built up his huge army of dwarves you don’t want them to be squandered by an inferior player on your account where Michael was taking the game he was playing the game for fun which is what you should do for a game and didn’t care if he got on in lost ten games in a row which he didn’t even do he was running around he would appear only in red this is outrageous and look he was about to apologize to you for it and now it means you need a but unique about Gavin I feel like I was at fault because I was taking the game too seriously who cares if you’re one of the top leg Andrew don’t tell us tell Michael yeah just make it happen right here ya go I’m sorry I got so mad at you over meth alright hug it out guys come on okay oh look at this right come back every week lets you and I hug it out to Elena never let’s take cans let’s go to settle you gotta settle the Melissa hood beef I want to see that real I want to see that I’m dead move come on alright you’re talking about listen I mean the hug will quickly turn it to the I’m dead move right I said you’re the opposite you’re trying to get us dug and we’re trying to get you that I’m dead okay sincerely bye I’m sorry for saying that you love Melissa hood and I know that you liked her a little bit but you probably didn’t love her I didn’t know and I on your ruined a perfectly shows children she’s just a friend well I apologize for insinuating that it was love not not even not like which I still think it was it wasn’t I she’s a nice girl but I was not attracted to her when you think it will you forgive me no don’t do the I’m dead come on just because they’re here yeah don’t do fight die fight fight fight fight look you wouldn’t hit a man with glasses even in the body below right I’ll do it after the cameras are off okay yeah we’ll sit we’ll settle this later with a little crack in the dorm room door why don’t we bring up the the we link let’s bring up the wheel yeah this is this is how we innovate this here’s gonna work let’s end this episode spin the wheel spin the wheel when it stops and stops it will that will tell us what to do with it in this episode of good mythical morning we’d like to thank the breviary brothers for being here and thank you for subscribing to their channel Shmuel yo ho news reporter which is kind of ironic because you know we could say since we’re doing news report then you could auto-tune the news but we’re not gonna ask you to do that because we’re not paying you but what is this is this when I yeah you but you be the news reporter and you’re like a man on the street kind of thing reporting good evening Rob McLaughlin with kcal News I’m here with the man who is the owner of the bear that got loose in the community last night mr. Charlie Neal comma Charles uh yep Skippy Skippy is friendly I don’t know what people keep saying about being in fear for their lives he is a grizzly and he is not castrated but he is friendly I mean hence the name Skippy he left I named that because as a child he would skip now what do we were to make of the reports of you feeding the the bear raw meat and inciting him and then purposely setting him loose like somebody in purpose to set him loose I just give him the freedom that he demands I mean of a he’s a grizzly he demands freedom you know he shouldn’t but he shouldn’t be locked in a cage or two milk carton crates with a with a in his knee our child is what I’m saying he’s not a he’s not a younger sibling he’s a grizzly bear he demands freedom not heat under under under lamps and myth you know milk cartons it’s it’s crazy I’ve heard of people doing this this is why I hate my job zombie I ever wanted to do clothes make my scalp you’re lonely and scared my 24/7 with you
