what would it be like if we were real estate agents let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning when you’re an internet Taner you have to prepare for the day when no one cares enough anymore to click on your face it’s what you do I got a little sad so we are going out into the world to see what else we might be good at with a little help from our friends at we’re going on another little field trip this time we’ve decided to try being real estate agents it’s time for the back-up plan my grandma used to say every house is a house but not every house is a home she also called me Hank on a regular basis the article physics I’m going to make a house their home is the job of a real estate agent like Bisco steven biscuit our mission is to sit at the feet or at least talk to Steven to find out what it takes to be a real real estate mission accepted you look great thank you is is that a requirement you have to present yourself in front of the your client nicely do we look like real estate material just based on physicality alone let me give you my profile that would be my shot on my business that’s right profile that’s exactly right perfect yeah you do the same nice let’s close the deal we look like you’re handsome you also tall as well anyway so this might help with real estate sometimes yeah what about eye contact you just stay right on people not not necessarily I feel like that’s one of the secrets is like here were you hypnotize people and really Ryan well at the first you know you have to do can’t you touching no no no Chanel no shoulder pad you know okay I was planning on that we authorized to give discounts no like if somebody’s not biting tip or sent off no no you make a decision in the next three minutes are we authorized to make any empty promises we could just say things like hey if you buy this house will come hang out we’ll have a pool party if you buy this house we’ll be there next weekend can we make those kinds of promises I’m prepared to do that do we need it like do a different voice to be yourself but I you know I’m so tall get your eyes I’m intimidating so I can get shorter I could talk a little bit higher hey guys 10% off not note then portion of how be your friend yes full party yes no 10% off got it no discounts and no shoulder touching may be the secret to selling is in the suit tongue yeah the suit [Music] alright man we got snazzy for you alright look at those guys do you really funny man alright yeah we just wait for somebody show up correct did you do this this you know it’s not me is this state this is staging it is it is and I have oh hello hello how are you please come on in so the house is 20 under 2500 square feet four bedrooms two bathrooms a pretty good-sized kitchen pretty large bedroom Stephen made that look easy yeah he’s got 16 years of experience but there’s two of us with eight minutes of experience and I think I take the reins on this one well hello hi I’m Linc hey what’s your name Barbara that’s a great California name yeah first of all there’s a mail slot here hey Barbara mr. mailman gives me shoves a mail okay in my backside hey Barbara um do you like condiments I got a whole pail of spatulas and other kind of spoons and stuff over here to grab anyone you want just just think of all the possibilities with this whole yeah that’s a walk-in closet just going in there I’m gonna close you in for a second all right I don’t always good how was that I was walking closet man you suck at this you think we suck so how many bedrooms are on the first floor versus how many on three three over two to go on the top two on well I was just counting down to zero and then I’m going to answer your question which is to do I do you have any concerns like this place is creepy straight-up creepy now our all the electricals updated or at no no no quite honestly no structurally sound but you do not want to use a hairdryer at any time the kitchen has not been updated original kitchen this is the original kitchen people have probably died in this kitchen he doesn’t want to hear that no one has been convicted of a crime that someone commits committed here no convictions and who do we have here yes Lucas Lucas are you in the market for a home Lucas there’s a really exciting ledge here for the boy right yeah yeah yeah so let’s do a little role play what will be your husband your husband’s name Chris hey Chris Italian hey I’m Chris yeah why do you think the trash out there’s a banana peel in here I’m trying to make complete sense up what’s your response take it out yourself why don’t we get Lucas to do it pop was trying to make a pleaser for ya and then what do you say I love you I love you too I’m sorry look who’s taking out the trash Chris a nice hug but just a side note simulation all right sweet all right thank you you ever played someone’s husband sir sometimes hi Nancy hi Nancy we are pleased to introduce you to your new home potentially you ever seen one of these before hmm obviously no yep right one of a kind a wedge closet it’s good a phone booth and what about the rest room nice really nice brickwork here Joyce right No Nancy I’m gonna meet you hey get that pair yeah here comes Brett I need a pass it right through see luck do it slowly so are you guys really Realtors weird boy I’m free well I’m an investor and I’m looking though flip the house oh you want to flip it you’re great okay so you’re not worried about passing stuff through you should have told me that flippers don’t care about the pair pass that’s something that a liver would woman come on please help I’m trapped in a horrible job well that’s why I came up with the 750 yeah so get me that and I’ll sign it today can i sweetly deal with a back rub so it wasn’t the turtlenecks no it was not not at all okay good neither of the velvet jackets oh I know it’s not the boat Jack you know they are nice yeah trust me I love him despite the velvet no one had bitten yet so we devised the plan that would only work after nightfall and still require a turtle eight o’clock at night tongue open house is this unusual very unusual of being 16 years in business it’s the first time oh yeah you should probably get in there so just hang back and we’re gonna sell the house or we’re gonna let the house sell it sell it sell it sell how exciting these people are about to meet the house of their dreams they look a little scared well it is the middle of the night here’s the thing I could give you guys lip service about this house but what I’ve decided to do is I think the house speaks for itself me they’ve looked at a number of houses house have you definitely know just introduce yourself and you know see see if you guys hit it off it’s this is kind of like a blind date I’m Aaron and I’m Cherie Aaron what do you do I’m a scientist what kind of scientific experiments will you be doing inside of me no experiments inside the house oh how many bedrooms that you have four luscious and spacious bedroom does the master have a bathroom attached to it do I have to leave the master bedroom to go to the bathroom are you concerned about the fact that you would be living in a house that will speak to you I won’t be lonely yeah you want to you want to maybe look inside yes about to receive you okay all right I’m I’m gonna stay here I’m not I’m gonna walk it in else good go ahead go ahead yeah I think I think he wants you to walk into his mouth [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] all right good to meet you guys hope you want to creep down be your new best friend Thanks I wouldn’t live in there in that house he will eat you alone I know he’s big and intimidating but you can be honest should we stick with Entertainment Earth yes we should just straight out thank you sir thank you thank you as you can see I did make my way out of the house yes Stephen has not called us back to help with any open house no he has not so I guess we’re gonna stick with being intern attainers for the time being for the time being yes thanks to Geico for making this video possible go to geico.com where 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance and thanks for liking and commenting you know what time it is I’m Justin I’m Kaylee and I’m Jess we’re from the Long Island New York it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality the latest episode of our podcast fewer biscuits is with the wasabi Bros had a really good conversation with them check it out also click through to good mythical more I want to give you some behind-the-scenes anecdotes about our real-estate agent experience we might have screwed up more than we even shared in the video early alligator wrestlers oh hey we’re here we’re tag-team at the Gators yeah show me where they are cuz um do we wrestle alligators or are we alligators was I thought we were the alligator brothers right right I’m Kate and your or and we together we make gay and I did start bleeding I was like that she won’t lose your boo-boo she said you will increase your balloon and I was like that’s it and then she like fake kiss my booboo