GMMore 721: Link’s Run-In with a Dangerous Plant

give me five man I just died I just tagged you in get that Gator you first is it gay tour or gay and tour it doesn’t matter man you first all right get in there hey I’m gonna give medical more I could be a real estate man I’ve got smell accident a walk could have been good at that if it weren’t for your face on that house um you know the interesting thing is that you did not see in the actual episode interesting things that you did not see is that the one guy who came with a little girl who we were in the living room you were sitting on we were sitting on the floor of the living room and he’s asking you talking about the blow dryer it wasn’t creepy no no yeah a bedroom we were saying that it was creepy he ended up coming back with his entire family and talked to Stephen for like an hour we don’t know um about the place but I don’t think we jeopardize the whole home purchasing experience because that like I said old that guy came back and and he had a cast on his foot he did I was like did you have a cast on your foot earlier and he was like no I had to drive here and I couldn’t drive with the cast on I was like good I didn’t want to think we did that to you yeah well and then he was like really interest in the house and that made me feel better because yeah we were having fun with the people you know we’re like oh we’ll make a you know a fun video for you guys and you know kind of walk this line between actually trying to be semi helpful which you didn’t see any of that any at it and you know being entertaining that’s the that’s the line we walk people we have to sell houses would be entertaining so you don’t think about it you wouldn’t want to watch it just sell a house period but that’s already part of real estate income uncensor you got these real estate agents who have the like let me drive you around in my nice car well no not just that they’ve got this Nash they got this weird like I’m gonna do this crazy business card or I’m gonna do this I got this thing that’s my logo that’s my slogan that’s on the sign and there’s a little bit of light you kind of want your real estate agent to be somebody who’s got slash flamboyance you know to to draw some attention so I mean I think that based on that what happened they’re linked I think we’re going to see turtlenecks and velvet jacket was got some pop up on business cards of real estate agents all around the country right way don’t you think we’re trend Buster’s trend Buster’s if there’s something that’s going well we’re gonna make every make sure it stops anybody’s doing it we got in that trend real fast uh I also what was the one thing her name was Nancy Nancy and you thought her name was Barbara no Barbara was another woman usually Joyce what was it Joyce Nancy Nancy Barbara whatever um Barbara was with the mail slot yeah so we took Nancy out back and there’s this we just booked her we took her out back to shore the pool and there was this huge aloe plant like dinosaur aloe plant like huge like as if ret like balled up in a ball and there were two more of him and they like we’re wrestling with each other like Gator wrestlers that’s how big this aloe plant would be and I was showing it to her and I didn’t know why but I was like this is a selling point and then i gestured at the thing and it’s it piers rate pricked it pricked my hand I no idea here’s your my finger and I was like ah I know I do it was like and you got a 1-over tie is he gonna go because there was a diving board I was like is he gonna demonstrate the diving board like he’s generating that demo plant and then fly quick and he’s hurting himself it’s like it accomplished absolutely nothing didn’t even make the ad did and I did start bleeding I was like that she wanted Alicia booboo yeah she said do you kiss you boo-boo and I was like sure she did say that and then she like fake kissed my booboo and I’m sorry you guys didn’t get to see that it I know as amazing as it sounds you just can’t can’t show every aspect of the job but uh we are friends now would you know would you like I’ve been talking to Joyce since either but she’s flipping flipping houses her name is Joyce right her name is Nancy Nancy um yeah would you like to do that would you like to sell real estate gets together together hey I mean as a team I feel like a trial like we could try a lot of things like haunted house type stuff like you’re in the front of the house and I’m in the back of the house Mike you’re like you they think you’re the real estate agent in the key no man to man haunted house I don’t know you gave somebody some ideals it’s like in any moment where you see two people at the same place you’re like I know there’s nobody else again that’s it I can’t be scared by anything that’s the challenge in it man home alone had one kid yeah it’s just like the tension keeps building and there’s like nothing said well I guess they like you you should buy the house the ghosts I mean um we also didn’t show the basement gasps the basement was the basement yes so creepy it was like so it was so creepy that it was beyond even being entertaining like creepy can we talk about Steven biscuit for a sec to talk about all you want I could talk about Steven biscuit forever if anyone ever mentions Steven biscuit I like oh just shut up and let me talk because he’s amazing talk about it you want me to say something about yeah I think he’s a great guy I think he’s got a special way with real estate he was so nice to us he was very very patient he was nice to us when we go into these situations where we’re gonna try something but we also like you were saying yes we’re trying the job but we’re doing it so that you will enjoy watching us try the job that person’s patience has to be test a little bit right but he was so on board well it was like there was the one moment where we put Barbra in the closet and closed the door and the camera wasn’t on it but you can hear him say like he was like get her out of the club yeah yes he was trying really hard to protect people from us but he liked the roleplay thing like with the husband like afterward where they you were the husband he like had really good feedback for us that like yo he was like that’s good that’s good yeah yeah you did say that and then he didn’t want to – are our dreams at the end about like the projection thing but he did just come out and say no you need to stay in certain detainers and i think that you know i think he picked a home well maybe I I think that part of it was the fact that this was a home that could potentially was projectable was rejectable but I think he picked a home that he was like these guys really can’t I mean you know it that houses a flip house that I don’t know how much you could tell on camera but like that house is this not move-in ready right there there’s a quite a lot of work that need to be done to it so I think he was like I’m not gonna I don’t I’m not gonna get gamester I’m not gonna sacrifice an opportunity to sell some house that it’s just perfect he’s these guys no he’s our to the Racing velvet jacket guys in to sell the flip house see how they do because you know operator probably take care of itself because they don’t really care about the features they just care about the price in the location and they’re gonna come in here and do the work like choice otherwise known as Nancy her real name but we’ll never forget you Steven we will never forget all we will not forget you think of you often and if unit we see people in suits if we interpret you’ve end up projecting your in face on the side of houses we get a cut of that yeah we’d be very upset to lose it ever do that without us could you imagine that we’ll see him like on the news he’ll be on the front of the real estate magazine Steven Briscoe now projecting his face inside of Oh we’ll track him down if Athens don’t do a student

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