GMM 758: What’s Up My Sleeve? (GAME)

Poke it. Smell it. Shake it. Sleeve it. – Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning! – Remember, you can still vote for us for show of the year at the Streamys by tweeting, “I’m voting for #GoodMythicalMorning for show of the year at the #Streamys.” You can do that up to 100 times a day. Or you can just follow the link in the description. – Thank you for your vote. – Thank you so much. We have invented a game. This is gonna be fun. It’s called “What’s Up My Sleeve?” All you gotta have a long sleeve, something to put up it, and then someone else to guess what that thing may be. – Yes, this is gonna be very fun. We… – We’re gonna alternate. – Yes, we are. – Walking out with things up our sleeves. And we are going to have to guess, and points will be tallied… – But we have a few lifelines. – This is a competition. – You can poke it, smell it, or shake it. – Yes. And we each have those lifelines available to us. We can use each one of those one time. That should make it very interesting. (snaps) And the winner of this heated competition gets full tattoo-sleeve – sleeves. – Hey! That’s what I’ve always wanted! – Sounds painful. Let’s play… – (both) “What’s Up My Sleeve?” – (both) Round One. – (iron) O Sleeved One, enter. Oh, man. There’s a nice profile on that sleeve. I see you’re sporting a hoodie. What is that, like a baby doll in there? Hey, turn it this way, brother. What? Can you speak, or are you a mime, too? – What’s up my sleeve? – (crew offscreen laughing) – How do you like my hoodie? – It’s fine. It’s a little tight. – It’s a little form-fitting. – It is a little tight. – Now, okay. – (stammering) Hold on! I’m gesturing at it! I’m not gonna touch it. But that looked like a poke! Did you poke it? – No! Hold it out. – If you touch it, it sounds as a poke. – And you get one poke. One poke… – I can see light coming through there. (chucking) Mhm. Yeah you can. – What is that? – (Rhett) Are you not seeing right here? – (Link) You got a little dampness. – (Rhett) Yeah, yeah. Little leakage. – Something has peed. – Got a little leakage in my sleeve. – All right. I want you to shake it. – (crew offscreen laughing) – My sleeve or m-myself? – The sleeve. The arm. – (Link) Not giving me much. – (everyone on and offscreen laughing) – Should’ve poked it. – (laughing) Always say that. But I do think I know what it is. It’s a water gun. – It’s a handgun. – You ever seen a water gun shaped.. – …like that? – Yeah, it’s like I can grab it right there, and I can squish the water gun. I think I’m right. Okay. You’re gonna take your shirt off? Don’t be too dramatic about it. Oh! (laughing) It’s a iron?! – (crew laughing offscreen) – Oh, dude. I was con… – It’s an iron, Link. (incorrect buzzer) – No, ’cause look. I thought this where you grab, and I saw the light going through there. And I thought it was, like, – a water gun! – Well, you thought wrong, as my – mom used to say. – Are you sure this isn’t a water gun? Well, it probably could be used as one, but it doesn’t count. (buzzing with mouth) – (both) Round two! – (muffin) Come hither, sleeved one. – (Rhett) It’s a little dainty. (laughing) – (crew laughing offscreen) – What’s up my sleeve? – The sweater and the object is a little dainty. Hm… Well, the interesting thing is that if I saw you in public, I would just think you had a goiter. – (Rhett) This is definitely some kind… – (crew laughing offscreen) …of growth. It isn’t that I wanna tell that guy there’s something up his sleeve. I gotta make sure I don’t make eye contact with that when I talk to this guy. – (Link) Right. – Maintain eye contact. So I’m compelled to maintain eye contact with you, but I shouldn’t be doing that. I should be – investigating… Whoa! – (chair squeaks noisily) – (more chair squeaking) – Where’s that sound coming from? – What’s down your pants? – What’s that sound? It’s my chair. It’s the farty chair. Okay. This thing is… asking for a poke. – (crew laughing offscreen) – You know what time it is. It really is. I’m going for the poke, and I get one poke. And it can’t be a prolonged poke, but it can be a slow poke. And I would recommend poking from the top down. Oh really? Okay, here we go. – (crew laughing offscreen) – (Link laughing) She bounces back. – But not really! – She halfway bounces back. – She’s got a little divot in her now. – It’s a jelly doughnut. Did you see jelly come out my sleeve or something? It’s not a jelly doughnut. Not my final answer. – (crew laughing offscreen) – Oh. Maybe it it is. Does jelly have to come out just ’cause you poked a jelly doughnut? Depends on where you poked the jelly doughnut, if jelly comes out of said – doughnut. Maybe it’s a muffin. – (exhales) A muffin. – (laughing) – (laughing) – (claps) It’s a muffin. Final answer. (laughing) Yeah. Reach your hand under there. – It’s a muffin, man! (correct ding) – (crew laughing offscreen) – (Rhett) Oh… – (Link) There it is. Eat dat muffin top. – (both) Round three. – (spaghetti) Enter, O Sleeved One. Looking a little saggy. – (crew offscreen laughing) – That’s a nice look. – (silly accent) Hellooooo. – (crew offscreen laughing) – What’s up my sleeve? – (Link) What — you got like a… – …sweatband that’s sealing… – (Rhett) Yes. – (Link) the… turn it. – You would not want to experience this – without the sweatband. – Why? Is it gonna gush out? – Mm… – (crew offscreen laughing) Maybe. Wow, it’s got some sort of… texture to it. (Link) It’s like a balled-up net, is what it looks like. – Ha! – It looks like if you balled up – a fishing net. – (laughing) – Yes. – (crew offscreen laughing) It looks heavier than a net though. It could be chainmail. Would I have a wristband if it was chainmail? Are you holding in some sort of smell. Should I smell this one? – Smelling could be helpful. – All right. Hold up the sleeve. – Hold it in my smell place. – Don’t make contact with the nose. Gol, it’s horrible, but I don’t know what it is. It like… – (Rhett and crew offscreen laughing) – It smells cold and wretched and rotten. What food looks like a (stammering) rotten fishing net? You’ve basically given yourself the answer. I would think jellyfish, but it’s too… uniform. I’m gonna go with… – Nasty spaghetti. – Take off the wristband, Link. (Link) Was I right? – Ha, I was right! Ha ha ha! – (crew offscreen laughing) Just because of texture alone. Like, it smelled gross — Oh my gosh. – (wet squishing) – Yeah, there’s quite a lot up there. – And there’s cut meatballs in it, too. – Look at that. When Lizzie was putting them up my sleeve, it got a little awkward. – (both) Round four. – (garden hose) Bring me your sleeves. Peter Pan, huh? – Peter Can! (laughing) – (Rhett) Wow. I… have… …very little idea at this point. You have a rubber band. Is that – necessary? – Not necessarily. It might be for fashion. – Is the hat necessary? – Absolutely not. The hat is just me – expressing myself. – Could you extend your arm out that way? – I can’t. – I wanna see the other side of it. – (chair squeaks) – (Link laughing) (Rhett) Hm. Okay. Were you scared of this when it was put into your sleeve? Do you wanna use a lifeline? I’m not answering your question. – I would like you to shake it. – (both laughing) – All you had to do was ask. – (plastic-y rustling) – (laughing) Shake that money-maker! – (laughing) You’re enjoying this a lot… – (rustling again) (Link laughing) – more than you should. – Like, you don’t need to keep shaking it. – (crew offscreen laughing) – I mean, you shook it enough. – (Link laughing) Yep. Oh, yeah. Definitely. I know what it is. That up your sleeve, – my friend, is a garden hose. – (laughing) Have you ever said that before? – (everyone on and offscreen laughing) – Is it… Am I right? – (correct ding) – Yeah, hey! (clapping) – You got it, man! – All right, man! Look at that. Woo, look at that! I’m like Britney Spears! (laughing) – (laughing) Oh, what? – (crew offscreen laughing) – (both) Round five. – (Guns & Roses) Okay, for this next round, I’m told that there are two, count ’em, two related items, one up each sleeve. Bring ’em out, sleeved boy. (silly voice) Hey. I’m about to get my Eagle Scout. Can you tell? You look like some kid that stuffed his shirt to look like he had muscles. What do you mean LOOK like I have muscles? – So, there’s a pattern to that. It’s… – (Rhett) Don’t touch it! Come a little closer, man? And then… hm. There’s a something there. Let’s see. And then lemme see the other one. Whoa, it goes all the way down. I was just looking right there, ’cause – that’s where I looked over there. – That’s right. The Boy Scouts are mysterious. I don’t know what that is. Now, so what lifeline do I have left? – Scout’s honor. – Ooh, ooh! – What’s that really pointy part back there? – Well, you have a poke, right? That’s what you have. You’ve smelled and shaken, but have you poked, sir? And I only get one poke? On one sleeve? – Pick a sleeve, any sleeve. Poke once. – All right, turn this back around. I really gotta look at it a second. I just know that’s gonna be hard, and I’m – not gonna learn anything. – I think you could learn a bit by poking this. I do believe you could learn a bit. – Lemme poke the bicep, or the… – Whoa, don’t go two-finger poke. It’s a one-finger poke. Don’t get twice as much information. (crunching) – Oh, that was a touch! – No, it wasn’t! You turned a poke into a touch! A poke is this. – And you did a poke, and then a feel. – (laughing) – You did a poke and feel. – Lemme poke it one more time. (crunching) (laughing) I don’t know what it is! – At all! – Really? You have no… – It’s frustrating. – Quit poking! I could poke it forever and I wouldn’t know what it was! (laughing) Lemme poke the other one. I’ll give you three smells, ’cause that’s all you got left. (clicks) Oh, what is that? Well, you’ve poked and felt both of my sleeves more than I was – EVER comfortable with. – I don’t know. I’ve already guessed this, but I’m gonna guess… a gun and a projectile that fires from the gun. I was gonna give you a hint by getting on my sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees. – Guns and roses. – Yeah, but I didn’t. – Guns and roses. – Yeah, but you already said guns and projectiles, so you get one point. (correct ding) But you are correct, Link. – I did get a point? – (grunting) – (crew offscreen laughing) – Whoosh! – Hey! – (everyone on and offscreen laughing) – Are those real? – Yes, smell ’em! You could’ve smelled them, and that would’ve done it, too. – Oh, that’s amazing. – And then… – Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees! – One. ‘Cause it’s not “gun and roses.” It’s guuuuuuunnsssss and rooossssseeeessss. ♪ (Welcome to the jungle!) ♪ – (both) Round six! – (cow tongue & toothbrush) Okay, going into the last round. We are tied. There’s two points on the board for two sleeves. If I get either of them right, I win. If not, we tie. Link, come on out. Oh my goodness. Oh, I’m glad you’ve got on those shorts. Boom. (repeated) – That’s a tight outfit you got on, there. – What’s up my sleeves? – (Link grunting) – (Rhett) It looks like there’s some wetness going on under there. Is there some wetness going on? – Cannot neither confirm nor deny. – I feel like I know — I feel like I… – at least have a guess for that… – Oh, really? …but I’m gonna have to smell it. But I get to smell both of ’em, right? – (Link) Yeah. – ‘Cause I et you poke and feel all you wanted to. Could you bring that sleeve over to me? – Just let it linger right there. – Now, listen. I’ll give you a smell, – and I’ll also give you a poke. – I get to smell and poke? Yeah, just for the fun of it. I think I wanna make this interesting. (sniffing) Lick it if you want to. You’ll be glad you did. Mm. There’s no smell at all. It’s just I can feel the coldness. All right, now I’m gonna give you… Take a look at this. What do you think that is? Just verbally process. Uh, it looks like some kinda, like, uh… syringe of some kind. It’s like something that you would push on the back, and then it’s got some – buttons. It’s got a switch right here. – (Link) All right, I’ll let you poke a button. If you think it’s a button, you can poke it. – Put your finger right there. – (button clicks and starts buzzing) – (Rhett laughing) Oh my goodness. – (crew laughing offscreen) (buzzing) (click) – (laughing) Okay. That was dangerous. – (laughing) That’s all the hint you get. Lemme… Can I poke this? You gonna let me poke this, too? Yeah, poke it. – (chair squeaking) – (Rhett) Oh. (laughing) Oh. All right. It’s time for your answers. – That’s a toothbrush over there. – Well, if you think this is a toothbrush, what would be related to it under this arm? Something you need to brush your teeth after you eat. – Okay. Is it teeth? – (both laughing) – Uh, I mean… – The sooner you guess, the sooner I – can get it outta here. – Something you need to – brush your teeth for? I mean, all food. – All right, here we go. Unzip me. – Oh, gosh. – Unzip me for the reveal. – (zipping sound) – Here we go. Now, just reach your hand on in and pull that out. Just, you can close your eyes. This is the reveal. Close your eyes. Or just tell me… (Link) Pull it. Grab the whole thing. Pull it out. – (Link) Pull hard. Straight up. – (Rhett) Oh, my good… – Birth it! Pull it out! – What is that?! – Pull it out, man! Both hands! – No! – Oh, guh! (laughing) – It’s a cow tongue! Gosh! And what do you brush a cow tongue with? – Ohhh…. – (correct ding) – (buzzing) – (Link) Feel the tastebuds on it. I don’t wanna… I… – Congratulations, Rhett. – ♪ (celebratory fanfare) ♪ You said “toothbrush,” and you win. Well, Rhett, not only did you win, but you also didn’t have to… – shove a cow tongue up your sleeve. – (laughing) Oh, I’m very happy about that. – Thanks for liking… – Ooh! It wants to lick your face! Oh, please don’t — commenting and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, this is Sid from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. And it’s time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality! You can watch Good Mythical Morning 24 hours early only at – vessel.com/rhettandlink. – vessel.com/rhettandlink. Click through to Good Mythical More, where Rhett shares about an experience he had at a park with a series of weird events. – ♪ (“news report” music) ♪ – (Rhett) “This just in: alien life – discovered inside man’s croc.” – Um… I’m sorry, but this just in: Man’s… – What? What is it? – Alien life… – Alien life! Discovered inside man’s croc. – …discovered inside man’s croc. And just to clarify, that’s not a crockpot. And that’s not a pet crocodile. That’s a croc shoe. That’s a shoe that smells like dumpster funk. – Most of the time, and in this case in – Yes. particular, it has led to alien life being being spawned. [Captioned by Kevin: GMM Captioning Team]

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