and that’s not a pet crocodile that’s a croc shoot that’s a shoe that smells like dumpster funk most of the time and yes in this case in particular it has led to alien life being spawned and I’m also being told it’s a very fashionable shoe I’m being told that that’s incorrect we’re sorry we’re going to retract that statement but it’s not a fashionable shoe and we’d like to apologize as a network his finger is not on his ear therefore go with me on this one very fashionable shoe I’m wearing I could do that as well I also have tattoos ruksar ever seen a news anchor with those of you that’d be pretty cool that’s like a vice thing yes the wording man like a vice tattooed weather man of course these tattoos in sort of abruptly you know it’s like yeah that’s probably not real if you cover this part up and and this part it could look like it was real oh let me see that I’m sure we could shove a Cal tongue in there yeah I can’t believe that I actually put the Cal tongue I knew that it had to be something that was kind of gross because every time Lizzy or Stevie came out of that room they had this look on their face like I’m about to vomit yeah I just was like oh I mean but I couldn’t think of anything I said sub sandwich that was incorrect he’s so heavy like I can’t convey to you guys how heavy this thing is it’s like four pounds I didn’t know what it was until I got it out completely I thought it was a squid for a long time yeah this is the weirdest squid I’ve ever seen we got one big tentacle heavy for squid okay so you were you were about to tell me and then we just said wait and let’s keep the mythical beast as a part of this experience but kind of the series of ultra odd events that haven’t even Park I’ll build it up that much but Wow you know I had my own little people watching session at the park the other day I I took my son to diving in while he was diving I went into the park near the Aquatic Center and got out my laptop into little GMM research as I’d like to do and okay while I was doing that I had I was having my back I was up against like the bottom of this hill mountain kind of thing sitting at a picnic table and kind of had like a view of the entire park and there was also like a road right in front of me but kind of like a maintenance road cars can go on it but it’s not really for cars so anyway so the first thing that happens is this woman or this family with three kids they’re like teaching their daughters how to scooter on scooters oh yeah like one of them falls moping you know push scooters no they were talking like it like a 1 foot up like a three-year-old yeah and the little girl wrecks and starts crying and they so they stopped right in front of me like because they were going along and then she wrecks and they’re sitting there and they took I mean 30 minutes to consult this little girl I mean it was you know it was a little a little excessive in my opinion you know when my kids fall downward like get up boys but anyway did you verbalize that what I was saying I know I was a little excessive I was definitely just solvent here definitely judging move it along parents and then as if karma struck the bad parenting karma struck I though though mom was sitting there on the side of the road on the curved curb and the same want mom the same mom was sitting there on the curb and there was the sewer like the drainage going into the sewer right there and all of a sudden I just hear the mom is sitting there in Ossining hear the mom let out a large loud expletive that you normally wouldn’t hear mom say while she’s with her kids like this and she’s like my phone my phone went in the sewer sure enough her phone and fall out of her pocket and gone right into the thing and of course now they’re like trying to figure out how to get the grate off but they they’re not gonna do it like the husband’s like honey I don’t think I can get the gear like sitting there like ha and the mom is like well I’m gonna go and see if I can find somebody and she goes off on a little kids scooter she scooted on an inch an inch she’s like see if you can get you see if there’s another way to get it off and he’s like honey I don’t think this way to get off she says I’m just asking you to try a scoots the way on like a one-year-old but she was so mad I feel for her because she was so you lose your phone and you’re like I’m not gonna get it back and you know but that was just vent one this I wonder if she could see it through the grate I think they could ooh that’s even the second event also involved it’s the biggest leave eventually I mean what happened they left and in I left I think they went to talk to an authority figure and then I had to go pick Lagos I don’t you sir you’ve got a long tattooed arms when did you reach it onto the sub but there was no reaching it I think it was way down there oh so the second thing also involved a scooter I hear somebody saying Daschle Daschle slow down Daschle Daschle I’m gonna take the scooter Daschle I get name – dad talking to – hold it as a bachelor dashing he is like no more than 18 months old he can’t actually use words because as he goes by on the scooter like 30 miles an hour with the helmet on would like little blonde hair coming up back he’s like yeah man yeah I only like talking to himself and he is going so fast like in in your like Hill Hill style now he stopped right in front of you is eating something no he’s trying to talk he stopped right in front of me he looks at his dad and his dad like daschle don’t start in the nettles like it takes off again it’s like it’s like chasing after a dog it was amazing – it was so fast and incidentally that is the name of a dog yeah a human and they couldn’t they couldn’t catch – hole and then I don’t heard of then he came back by over actual was still ahead of that I don’t know if that he ever found him I don’t know if that ever caught up with – I have you ever heard of anyone being named – hold that kid and then the last thing what what is – all from is that referencing song I could be named after Tom Daschle politician remember Tom – will be incredible – his name was – it wasn’t – Allah – too short for Daschle and then the last thing that happened was probably the best there was a guy who had two large boxer dogs boxers off leash he’s wearing two sets of boxers one only today I could have underwear I’ve ever seen – boxer dogs and these things are just wild and all over the place and just running off leash off leash which I saw a number of dogs off leash and I think that there’s an area of like the the park there where you can have the dogs off leash but these dogs are my own nuts if it’s awfully sure I’d have – all no leash running all over the place and then the two boxers come up to me and they’re just like you know the boxers have like the shortened nose so they don’t they don’t breathe very efficiently but they like slobbering everywhere and they’ve been running around the parks they can’t really there’s like the loudest Julius dogs and then they go up to the water fountain the human water fountain and put their feet up on it and then like they’re waiting for the owner to come up because this has happened before the owner comes up and he turns on the human water fountain and the dogs are is like and they’re like licking the water and licking the water fountain and licking the mechanism and all this stuff they’re there for ten minutes and you know what I wouldn’t believe you if I hadn’t seen that exact same happen thing happened at another park yeah it’s common right I saw it was a public water fountain for humans that had to be at least four feet tall yeah and somebody let their labrador retriever get up there and they hit the thing and he lapped it right up – and tongue was going all over the mecca all over it well so this happens and out and you know he’s right there next to me I’m like I’m not gonna say something this guy I’m not going to drink out of that water fountain anyway but then I’m kind of got man you got really got my attention down into my laptop and then as I raise my head I realize a jogger is up is coming up to the water fountain oh no I’m like I had like three seconds to act and he just goes up and he goes and it’s just like I was like I had three seconds to say oh so did the dogs on there but but I just didn’t I just let him drink out of it because you know because you are a complacent so Center already car water I mean listen I can’t control who has access to the water fountain I’m there for this small period of time I mean the next jogger is gonna come along what kind of difference cannot really make unless I was on that what would you do show and I was supposed to point out that the dogs have been on the water yeah I also said Chris Hanson comes out um I’m Chris hand John Key honest I think oh whether you are a predator that’s a predator but you didn’t see the you know the one thing that I thought was you know dog saliva is used to treat wounds they say that you should list all lick your wounds yes I got it I tried like cured herpes on this guy’s face well no the vampire website did say that human saliva needs more of a tetanus shot than dog saliva yeah so there you go no no no I’m just helping people by matching can I point out something yeah all three cases you have the chance to do something anything any photos of tell I was working and you did nothing three times in a row here’s a dude did not here’s a deal if I have Tony that refi to stop – it would have been this large man’s trying to stop this little kid it would it seemed like oh this guy’s worst nightmare sort of ministry for all the kidnappers shown up I didn’t have all my tattoos but it would have been you know he wouldn’t like that and if I’d have gone over there to the great maybe I could have offered some emotional support for that woman but there was absolutely no way anybody’s gonna get that thing out today hey baby I’m sorry I feel for you baby I’m sorry you lost your phone or your kid fall earlier I judged you a little bit but now we’re all to get in this together we look at your husband right here baby he doesn’t know what to do either baby yeah so you know I don’t know what I could have done something I’m a bad person anything you’re right