Today we celebrate 800 episodes with 800 stickers and 800 trick shots. – Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning! – Ladies and gentlemen, Mythical Beasts everywhere, it’s our 800th episode! – We made it, Link! – Cue the celebratory music and the celebratory confetti in post! (cheering sounds) Look, it’s falling! -It’s real, that’s real, Link. Link. Don’t give away the illusion. That’s real. – It actually tastes like snow! – It’s really tough to make it look like you’re actually eating it. – It is snow! Look! It’s celebratory snow, and fireworks! – Oh, you’re makin’ it difficult for somebody right now. – There’s a firework! I think there’s a couple! – I’m glad we don’t edit this show anymore. – There’s another firework! And over here on this camera, look! There’s a frog! – Really? ♪ (celebratory music playing) ♪ – Yeah! – Morgan. Feel free to not do any of this. – ‘Nother firework! – But I really hope you do the frog. – Ohp, the frog – the frog just came over here! – The frog is back. – No, he’s over here, he came over here! – Is it 800 frogs or just one frog? It’s just one frog. – He’s over here in this one right now! – Oh. – He’s in the main shot! – Is it a live frog? – I don’t know. – Or is it like a..you know like a… – He’s just…he’s just a frog. – …like a Word Art frog. – Mythical Beasts, we do wanna take a second to thank you sincerely for making this possible. Listen, we wouldn’t have made it to 800 episodes if YOU didn’t come along for the ride. We are truly flattered, and we truly value you guys being in this with us. Wanting to spend your time with us, hanging out with us every day. Thank you for making us a part of your daily routine. – And, if our moms were the only ones watching, I’d like to think that we would still be doing this… – Yeah. – …but it makes it more fun to know that Diane and Sue are not the only two people watching, so thanks for that. Now, we have decided to include you in the 800th episode celebration… – Are you talking to our moms still? Or are you talking to… – Yes. Diane and Sue… – …Mythical Beasts. – …we decided to, we asked you to tell us what we should do for the 800th effisode. Episode…. – (mocking Rhett) Epi-(gibberish). – …celebration and you didn’t respond, so we moved on to the Mythical Beasts, and the Mythical Beasts DID respond! Starting with: @downtownmoron… – Moran. It’s an A. – Oh. @downtownmoran suggested, Fit 800 stickers all over your entire body! – Okay, I have volunteered for this one because, A. It’s a great idea and B. I have less surface area, which means… – They’ll go further – …800 stickers will have a greater density on my body. – Okay. Let’s do this. – Sticker me. – Alright, well. We have 800 stickers, Link. This could take awhile. – Well. – I’m gonna start with uh… – I’m gonna take my glasses off. – …these fashionable ladies, this is a girl sitting on top of a gumball machine. Let me put that on your nose. – Alright, we’re off to a great start. – This is a girl, celebrating, her purple hair. She’s snapping. – Are you gonna tell me about every single one before you put it on? – I’m gonna do this 800 times. You know what, actually? I want this to go a little bit faster. I’m gonna bring in the crew. Crew, please come in, grab some stickers, and let’s make quick work of this. – Look alive! Look at Jen, she’s just muggin’ for the camera! Come on, put some stickers on! Oh, this… ♪ (background music) ♪ – ♪ People come from foreign lands, just to stick it to the sticker man ♪ (crew laughter) ♪ (background music) ♪ – Okay, Link! So, how do you feel? – Lonely. – Things might stay that way for awhile. – (laughs) – Until you get those stickers off. – Alright, on with the celebration. – Woo! – Alright, why did I volunteer? I mean we should have at least drawn straws. – I don’t know but I’m glad that you did. – It’s pretty amazing looking, like… – Well… – …I definitely think that I could make some scratch on a corner. – Well, I was hoping that it would be, I thought it was gonna be fun but now I just, I’m frightened of you. It’s kinda scary. – It did get scary, didn’t it? – This could be a horror movie. Sticker man. I mean, you send that guy into a little person’s bedroom? (crew laughter) Not a little person’s bedroom. But just a child’s bedroom. – Good gosh, man. – A child’s bedroom. – Okay. You know what he meant. – You send that into a child’s bedroom and they’ll, they won’t be able to sleep for weeks. – You know all those stickers you’ve been collecting? (scary voice) They came to life! – Okay, moving right along! Karen Douglas says, Shoot 800 free-throws. – Oh, okay. Well, 800 free-throws, um, that’s a lot. But, this is our 800th episode so, let’s do it! – Normally a free-throw is just a ball going through a hoop! But we’re not normal, are we dude? – No way, dude! – Behold, 800 balls, and therefore, 800 freethrows. We like to call this one, two guys… Together – 800 balls! ♪ (exciting music) ♪ (boom sound) Together – (cheering loudly) ♪ (exciting music) ♪ – Woo woo woo! Yeah! Hey since this is our 800th episode, we’re not gonna stop with balls and hoops, we’re gonna up the ante! This is a First Edition of The Odyssey, signed by Homer himself! I call this one, Epic Poem Throwin’. Together – Woo! ♪ (dubstep music) ♪ – Yeah! Thank you, Homer! Woo! My Aunt Angela means a lot to me. She was there for a lot of pivotal moments of my life. And, she’s here with me today. I like to call this one: Thrown, but Not Forgotten. ♪ (dubstep music) ♪ – You made it! You made it! Yeah!!! Woo! (slow motion) Yeah! Woo! Dogs are man’s best friend, right? Wrong. Trick shots are man’s best friend. I call this one: What’s Up, Dog? (dog yelping noise) – Wooo! ♪ (dubstep music) ♪ – Yeah! Together – (shooting noises pew pew) – I like to call this one: Bye Bye Birdie. – Ohhh! – How was it, dude? – Perfect! Woo! Hahaha. My head celebrated. – Maybe we should start a channel where we do nothing but trickshots. – Uh, let’s leave that to the professionals. – Okay. – Another question, let’s ask it, Isis Whitmore asked that we find one quote from all 800 episodes. – One quote, from all 800 episodes. – Hmm. – Well, that could take awhile. But, you know what? – We’ve done some homework! – Here you go, Link. – Alright. – You ready? – Yeah. Together – Good Mythical Morning! – That was easier than I thought! Listen, I wanna answer another question, but… – See what we did there? – …can I get rid of the stickers first? Because they’re kinda itchy. I mean I’m not complainin’, I love wearing the stickers. – Okay. – But, I feel like we got all the mileage out of them that I can get. – What if I just pull this one? – Ooh, that hurt! Okay. Here, let’s take this off. Yeah, go for it. – I’m just gonna start grabbing. – Come on, guys! Come back in. – This is, this is not gonna be, oh gosh. (sticker peeling noises) ♪ (background music) ♪ – Alright. We can abandon this, that’s fine. – Wow. – Are they all off? – Uhhh… – I think so. – Hold on, you got a bunch of little yellow ones on there. (fake laughing) It’s just the shirt pattern hahaha. – That’s my shirt. Alright, now that I’ve gotten a full body sticker waxing, let’s move on to another question. Uh, let’s see. @mymythicallife asks, or suggests, donate 800 dollars to charity! – Well, My Mythical Life, we’ve got a segment that we’ve been doin’ uh, you may have seen it, where we sell items on eBay and then donate the money to charity. You’ve already helped us donate over 1500 dollars! But since this is our 800th episode we’re gonna donate some more! – Woooo! – It’s time for: People Want What You Got Everybody has stuff laying around their homes they just don’t have use for anymore. The truth is that you can easily sell that stuff on eBay and make some extra cash! Just because you don’t want it anymore doesn’t mean that someone else won’t treasure it. – No, so we recently did some housecleaning, and we found lots of cool items from GMM history that we wanted to sell on eBay! – Mhmm. – And we thought about the money we could make selling this stuff and said, Hey, why not donate that money to one of our favorite charities: Action Against Hunger. – Action Against Hunger is a global humanitarian organization committed to ending world hunger. Their staff work to save the lives of malnourished children while providing communities with access to safe water and sustainable solutions to hunger. So, not only do you get to own a piece of GMM, but you’re donating to a worthy cause. – Yeah! – Link, tell ’em what you got! – Well I got these white headphones! – Hey! – They’re not just amazing headphones, they’re headphones that I used in one of my most amazing and painful experiences ever, when I took an ice bath. ♪ (singing “Let it Go” from Frozen) ♪ Now, these are the actual ones. They actually work. – Whoa. Nice touch! – And they’re actually signed… – They work! – …they’re signed by Rhett right here on the right ear. – I did that. – Signed by Link, that’s me, on the left ear. – You did that. – And then on the top it says, Listen Your Mythical Best. Mew, right there. They go on the ears like any other headphone. – Oh, nice. And then you plug this into an audio source. – Rhett, what you got? – I will be selling some shoes. To be exact, high heels. I wore these in our high-heeled lumberjack challenge. ♪ I once had a woman but she didn’t like my beard ♪ (slaps wood on hand to beat) ♪ She said it looked like a monkey and it smelled a little weird ♪ (slaps wood) ♪ So she left me for a baby faced man ♪ (slaps wood) ♪ now I’m alone in the woods and I sleep in a van ♪ (high heels clicking) – I remember. – They are golden colored. – But they are not gold-plated. – Not made out of actual gold. They have been proven to elevate you by this much. – They’re large. – Size 12 men’s. There’s a right shoe, there’s a left shoe. I signed the right shoe. Rhett right Link left. Look at that! – Yeah. – And if you read this together, if you have both shoes you can read: Strut Your Mythical Best that we also wrote inside the shoes! – Click on the links in the description below to buy these everyday items from recent GMM history on eBay. – You’re donating to a great cause to help starving children around the world. – This has been: Together: People Want What You Got! – Thanks to all of you who bid on the first round. And for the winners for being so generous. Keep bidding on these, guys! – Also, thanks to you for liking, commenting and subscribing! And thanks to eBay for sponsoring this episode! – You know what time it is. – “We’re Dude Perfect from Dallas, Texas and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Do it!” – Don’t forget to click on the links in the description to buy our items, and remember people also want what you got! It’s easy to sell your everyday items on eBay to make some extra cash. – Click through to Good Mythical More we’re gonna open your mail with Jen, including the mythical art gallery of our faces! I’m looking at one right now… – Wow. – …and it’s, it’s surprising! You gotta click through to see it you’re not gonna believe it. – Link can only communicate with his eyebrows. How, how…yes? What is it, boy? Uh, Danny’s drowning in the creek? Well, I hope somebody does somethin’ about that. Why don’t you go… Mm. We should just close our eyes and forget like it’s not happening? Mm, yeah let’s do that. It’s not happenin’, somebody’ll get him. You’re making me uncomfortable now.