GMMore 800: It’s a Good Mythical Art Show!

we should just close your eyes and forget like it’s not happening yeah let’s do that not happening come buddy Oh get him Oh making me uncomfortable a see thing but you were right yeah at first I was yeah I see that right that’s exactly what I was saying about the well face you’re still burning from the stickers coming off well that’s what I talked about I said become cool you know what day it is is Thursday and Thursday even after a hospital who’s me um half of a 1/2 of a stash Jim whoa oh there you are I’m gonna I’m gonna move over a little bit broke it did you break it nope did you break your guitar you hit it on something I did crack it you didn’t this look machining kaki I can crack it man yeah you’re not looking very closely gentle Ted I heard something crack I didn’t crack Oh shout-out to dude perfect um oh that’s what that was oh we should you or demands kid man you put half a mustache on your face we’re gonna give me the gum or uh because you didn’t get enough no that’s like what the slogan could be hey Jen why’d you throw that at me like what do you have Lois I want to look broke the guitar broke the computer broke well she didn’t think I’m a jig in the rice Shawn your hand though shall I read all ins yes every single bit it’s a great story all right dear rent link my name is Christopher and I’m from Illinois I first became a fan of your show a couple years ago when my younger brother introduced me now my whole family loves your show and watch it daily just started my first year of college in August and I’m studying art and plan on diving and some creative writing as well GMM has been a big help these past few months while making the transition to being away from home let’s go it’s given me something to smile and laugh about every day I remember when I first went off to college there was a moment where just hit me like a ton of bricks remember that day I was riding my bike around I came here in the fetal position and I was like this is for real I’m out is that how are you you were to sit in the fetal position in your bed with like a bunch of french toast pizza retort pizza good idea drenched toast pizza no they said that at the C store I’ve sent you my rubber band ball which I started making when I was about 8 years old what one time while visiting my grandparents I saw a little basket of blue rubber bands next to my grandpa’s chair and I asked what they were for my grandma said that they were from the newspapers that they got every day and my grandpa had just been putting them in that little basket I did actually relic like is nothing but didn’t actually have a use for them for some reason my young mind wasn’t alright with him not having a purpose so I had to give them one my grandma let me have them I tied one and a knot and started wrapping the rest around that one I took comfort in knowing that I was making something new out of something that wasn’t being used my grandma would give me more rubber bands every time I visited after that my silly rubber band ball would get a little bit bigger I’ve kept it until now because for some reason it’s special to me of course it is your grandparents constantly fed and grew this thing I’ve sent it to you because I thought it might be a good addition to the mythical male Museum this is an excellent addition I hope you think it will – thank you – and the rest of the GMM crew what I mean keep up the great work Christopher durdle Christopher Durrell doesn’t matter that I’m Illinois because it bounces so well I don’t know if they do I mean that’s part of a rubber band ball right that’s the right thing to do with it Christopher dirt happen if you sliced it well we can’t but like we’re gonna do it unravel we’re gonna give it to Jan and she is going to put it into the mythical male museum and I will say you know what I go by the mythical members give often and it’s things like this that give me pause because I feel like wow we shouldn’t have this but the fact that you sent it to us and we’re going to put it in a safe location question this whole endeavor maybe we shouldn’t have these peoples prized possessions but we do this home oh good about we’re going to probably display it us questioning our decisions it kind of looks like the earth all right Jen what else do we have plenty of stuff you know what we should do is we should apply some peculiar perfect peppermint peanut butter peppermint lip balm listen good especially after you’ve had sticker stuck to your lips get me some of that hmm just smell it and tell me what it smells like peanut butter and peppery you know it just you want to put it on your lips don’t you because amazing but you think it’s gonna be until this moment really yeah we haven’t given you inlet I don’t know like we only have to hear you right there son they’re selling them over there at a dftba air store and we only got two for ourselves we got to get something for the crew here lipstick and I’ll have luscious lips now you’re about to show us a bunch of canvas paint give us the hole over here so we got a ton of really awesome artwork and is it like more months apparently is that such a thing I mean maybe I celebrate hard money let’s say yes let’s call this month our month cool mythical art month of our faces in zoos yes a lot of faces so I decided that it would be a little like art gallery exhibit situation okay where I show you the photo and I tell you who it’s from and where they’re from and then you look at it and you can do I want X I don’t want you to tell us more about each one it’s hard on what if we do this what if you tell us everything except where they’re from and then we guess where they’re from based on their painting stuff yep let’s do that okay first up first up we got Jackie Ricci ah this took her about eight hours to finish in its oil on canvas where do you think she’s from uh Michigan nope like where you think she’s from Illinois same place is the rubberband ball no do I tell you where she’s from yeah she’s from Jonesboro Arkansas oh okay oh why yeah there’s an Arkansas field oh yeah she goes to Arkansas State University now i’ma tell you right now if you ask me to paint me or Rhett now that would be really laughable so kudos to you for for investing in canvas and then shipping it to us and all the time yes I do that happy happy international art month who else we got now traitor here of course you know what I guess the state using that’s not bad yes who do you see Wow look at that very pants I’m putting this up in like oh wow look at that y’all gonna keep this I’m putting it off in my bedroom the same person check this out presence on the headboard so my wake up I can just look at my cell phone what what is that now my stare is from the my OCD video music video your hair is a little furled yeah because I’ve I’ve just gotten through making a lot of stuff right right look like I’m saying my button is unbuttoned which earlier in the video it’s buttoned no no what mine’s from I’m seeing something you’re deep in thought yeah I’m seeing something that’s between I would call it a stupor I would say you’re in a bit of a stupor so am i these are like two shots of us in stupor I really like the gradient on this one love it okay where are they from this is uh from Alex Foltz New York State you can’t no not in New York State Midwest all right yes they’re designed to represent each of you as individuals but also to complement each other I see that with when you hang them on the wall you hang on the orange in blue the orange and blue maybe I can smell words from oh really oh yeah Canada is that what no Ron Canada no uh-huh let me look one more yes mm Tijuana Texas nope Tex Arkana what welcome Vermont oh yeah right all right so close neighbor I’m Tom Canada smells like Vermont because they spilled master upon every maple syrup see the clothing that’s pretty smart all right and what these these are actually gonna move around like art pieces do like you’re gonna be in Jen’s house sometimes you’re gonna be in Stevie’s house sometimes I’m a full display in my entrance right all right and then you’re gonna take it to Stevie’s house look at that okay I remember this this one is resident Yanni or yeni I’m not sure Jonnie Jonnie more Jen um that’s pretty cool since it’s got a glass front plastic this is made because she heard a comment that was something like link is awesome Rhett sucks and so she made this okay I don’t know um and she says look at this remember link may be awesome but you are freaking amazing okay I’m freaking amazing but then she says PS link I really do love you oh oh so don’t worry I got it I don’t worry about listen don’t feel bad about negative comments I read a comment about me this morning that basically said I was like Jar Jar Binks new Star Wars I really heard me yeah that was me you’re laughs that was one of my fake accounts I’m serious that made me mad break out your own bangs I literally woke up this morning somebody said your link is like Jar Jar what Jar Jar Binks is two Star Wars I likes hold on but they didn’t say ours so now I’m guys I’m just trying to get a painting at it but I didn’t say it like you’re like Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars is that like yeah Rhett is to let you starve or sister Jar Jar Binks no they did not say that they come and had nothing to do with you well then why you feel so bad about it Jar Jar Binks is way underrated man Mesa thinks he’s awesome we have to guess what they’re from uh oh I’m I’m not this is not for me oh I’m out of this well right you can get no I’m not I’m not jealous of this amazing thing have enough paintings of me well I’m sure you got a painting to just me over there uh I think that she is from Tijuana let me look at it this is pretty awesome I think I know that people in in the Kansas City West like to paint with chalk so like I would say Delaware maybe so like I’d say Washington no it is Delaware because link looked I got it right Oh Eddie are you okay I guess they like anything we talked in Delaware just I tell you one thing I’m not really good at guessing where people are from all right and we guys on paintings you’re looking for right your your um your superimposed on your laptop nasty nasty nasty this is the final image of the rotating mythical art gallery cool what’s this call does it have business piece have a name scurs I’m making that up right now don’t make up our name I’m so sorry I apologize check this out guys and I’ll put the microphone right where okay this is this one is from Sammy why she’s 13 years oh wow rhett and Link has cats this is awesome she says since I love my cat very much I decided to include him with my love of painting so I’ve painted a picture with both of us cats which was inspired by cupcake and the shirts are very accurate this is my narwhal shirt and that’s your barred shirt shirt yeah and when he hasn’t created mythical mug bowls because can I get some bowls so it’s like somebody took a mug and turn it into a dog bowl or a Campbell when I was 13 I couldn’t even put paint on a page much less do something like this yeah Wow oh there’s mice yeah we eat a little bobblehead mice he goes next but she also attached her cat’s whisker wear to this page did you have to kill her for that um I don’t think that don’t work she sacrificed her cat just as soon as one of whiskers um but yeah the brains are in the whiskers she also used three hashtags in her letter hashtag model hashtag on fleek and hashtag smize okay she can do that okay Sammy this is amazing thank you thank you to all of the the artists here and do we have we have the one more letter just to round things up you can me right so we got fan mail from a little five-year-old name at Addison and I thought it was great base now this is basically like barely able to write when you’re five years old yeah so that there are translated bits but from what I assume is her parent but this is what it says and it’s very cute and I think it’s okay so Rhett see if I figure it out see if you hold it up show the people what it looks like so very adorable so try see if you can decipher that one dear dear GMM why did you kiss boys guys why did you guys eat bugs double e T yeah that’s exactly it right you spelled your name dear GMM why did you guys get your name bugs this is to be the spelling of her name for the rest of you yeah lie and cheat no no here it is that you can’t even see you anymore Li ng CK yep that is how you say how you spell link link Li ng CK and Rhett ret link boy okay well how about Rhett does this awesome it’s in there you try and guess what that one says okay right oh and it says the same thing on the back of this one why were there things in your beard why were there things in your bill and your Bell buttons why were there things in your bell-bottoms why were there things in your bin and my clothes bit you basically said it Ben Ben Bell Budden’s your face except L buttons yeah belly button well buttons why were there things in your belly button I don’t know what’s the guy’s name Ling go red what’s the kicker oh this is great Addison Addison you’re a mate all right you figured this one out hold it up and read it into things that they could play along dear gmail this is seam why did you guys eat bugs I’ve already done that one makes thanks for nothing I can’t read that one why did you guys eat those doughnuts why did you guys eat those don’t she also what we’re not answering the questions we’re just deciphering it why oh you’re liq and read on this one oh yeah look at that Castelli lick and rat why do we that’s a divided way to go nuts because um because we’re good cuz they’re good Rhett and laying link it well I love that way spilled remains so many extra letters a G and C you need it both of them I love I love your shoes I love your shoes thank you I love your shows oh we had shoes so get it gone either way this is fun you go right what is this okay I love the link has I love the link has to clean up and tip yeah I loved I think what is meant by that is I love the music video my OCD where link has to clean up he’s compelled to clean up cos when you’re cleaning up in the back-up plan I didn’t know it has the picture from OCD I think I love the wing and then what are these Valentine’s little pictures – Rhett from Addison – rhett and Link wow that was great thanks no Addison there you go some great little everybody’s got to learn how to write Addison some people don’t do it publicly I’m glad you did cuz that was great yeah you got quite a future link why yes we’re those things linked in your bell buttons buttons look at me yeah I need to learn how to read you

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