Animals do some crazy stuff to get a mate. Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning! – Valentine’s Day is less than a week away, and that means not only have we beautified the set with hearts and love – things,… – And red stuff. …but we’re going to be focusing all week on love and relationships. Every episode has something to do with love and relationships. – Love Week. – And don’t worry: if you’re not in a relationship, maybe by the end of this week, you’ll be happy that you’re not in a – relationship. Love gets weird. – Welcome to Love Week. No matter what relational status you’re in, you’re welcome here. – Please. – Today, we tackle the most bizarre mating rituals in nature known to man. And don’t panic! I am not gonna make this awkward if you’re watching this with your mom or your mother-in-law. – Okay. – I’m focusing on the attraction phase, – okay? Enticing a mate… – Alright. Not the next step. – …but not the next step. – Right. So, you won’t be seeing any of that. Even though I will be showing you some –… – Okay! Sh. – …some visual aids. Okay, I didn’t know what you were gonna — I didn’t know what was happening, I gave – you the “shhh!” – (laughing) Oh, no. (crew laughs) – Now, my buddy, Rhett, here… – Hey buddy! – …has successfully enticed a mate. – Yeah, I did. – So now, I’m gonna — but that was many – years ago! – It was. Maybe I lost it. – And you’re not an animal. – Hold on, I’m not performing, am I? You’re not performing, you’re not being tested, except in your knowledge of animal – mating rituals. – Oh, I know a lot about that. It’s time to play: Can Rhett Reckon If a Mating Ritual Is Real, or Is It Really a Resourceful Roose? – Ruse. – (laughs) – Ruse. – “Roose! Ruse.” It should be “ruse.” Not “roose.” Okay, Rhett, so if you get five of these – correct… – Oh! …you win an amazing animal mating ritual ability. You will be granted the ability! Like an instructional DVD? What are you talkin’ about? – I’m not going to tell you. – Okay. – But, you want to win it, trust me. – I’m intrigued. Let’s get going with these, though. True or false? Did you know that male hooded seals blow a pink skin bubble out of their noses? Then they shake it to make noise, thereby attracting a female. It’s like a bubble gum bubble coming out of a seal’s nose. And it’s made out of skin, not bubble gum. – Out of the nose? Out of the nose? – All the way out of the nose. Real ritual – or ruse? – I feel like that could cause a lot of trouble. I don’t mean with what happens next; I mean I feel like it’s just — it’s – a trouble bubble! (crew laughs) – False! Nature didn’t make that! – Right off the bat, no. (buzzer sound) – Aargh! – It is real. Check it out! – Eww… Eugh! Whoa, shake, shake, shakin’ – it! He’s shake, shake shakin’ it! – That is a skin bubble. – Out of the nostril? – And then he sucks it back in. You know what? It is a little attractive. And then he starts over. Or — actually, we GIFed that. I can see how the ladies would be into that. Would you believe that a dude porcupine will stand on his hind legs and dance for a female? Then, to seal the deal, he’ll bust out his signature dance move: peeing – on her. – Oh-ho-ho. Porcupines are into that, huh? You know that signature dance move, “Peeing on a Porcupine?” Yeah. There’s a name for that. I’m not going to say it. Okay, uhm, I don’t think porcupines are dancers. I mean, I definitely know they pee on each other, ’cause what animal doesn’t? But I think he’d have trouble dancing with the ol’ – pricklies. (laughs) (crew laughs) I don’t know, man. I feel weak. I feel like I’m not gonna be strong today. – (laughs) – (laughing) Because I’m going to say that that’s not real, but I think you’re gonna be like, “Watch ’em pee on each other right here, Rhett!” I’m gonna say it’s false ’cause I don’t wanna see a video of porcupines peein’ on each other. Or do I? – It is real. (buzzer sound) – Aargh! (laughing) Gosh! – Check out this video! I’m not going to show you peeing, but I’m going to show you the dancing part. – Oh. What? – Look at that porcupine dancing! He looks like he should be on a Mario game, and then you should like jump on him – and he disappears. What in the world? – Alright, so you are off to a horrible – start, Mr. Animal Kingdom Savant. – Yeah, I don’t have a wife. I mean, I do have a wife, but why do I have a wife? I don’t deserve one… – Well, she’s human. – …with this performance. – I don’t know how you got her. – I danced a lot. What about this one? In the mating season, one thousand — well, I meant to say thousands — thousands of female — ’cause I don’t have an exact number. – The Dating Season 1000! – (laughs) That’s what I thought you were — like some sort of — okay, what is that? – Let me start over. – Sign me up! In mating seeding, thousand — In. Mating. Season. – Got it. – Thousands of female carrion beetles gather in one huge patch on the forest floor. Males then kamikaze dive from the tree limbs headlong into the gathering as a grand mating performance. I’m going completely on just test logic at this point. You’re not going to have three true in a row. That’s all I’m doing at this point. – Okay. – Because I’m picturing these beetles, and I’m confused. They’re diving? “Carry-on?” You bring them on the plane with you? – No, they climb trees and then dive. – Oh, they eat they dead things? “They eat they dead things? Do they eat they dead things?” – True or false? – False. This doesn’t happen. – That’s true, it is false. (ding noise) – It is a ruse. – (claps) Yeah! Even I can get things – right. – Totally made up. Just going with test – logic. – “Mate” up? Heheheh. – Ha. – (laughs) Real or ruse? Female norrow moles will dig a 15-foot deep hole in the ground… – Yeah, they will. – …and fill it with fruit to lure males inside, and then if the male doesn’t meet the female’s standards, she exits and – seals his body in the hole. – (laughs) They make a fruit hole, huh? – He dies in the fruit hole, alone. – Men are typically not into fruit holes. Ya know, that’s something that — Bath & Body Works, that’s something that gets the ladies excited. Fruity-smelling things. (laughing) I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding. I’m not making generalizations, men like fruity things too, okay? Gosh! Did I make this up or is this real? The blue norrow mole. Then you get sealed in the fruit hole, which is great for a little bit and then – you die. – You die. Right. It’s like being trapped in a big bag of gummy bears. Which is a dream of mine. – Right. – And because of that, I’m going to say… I’d love to suffocate you in one right about now. …that this is false, Link. There is no such thing as a fruit hole. – Right after the last one that was false? – You know what? You know what? I guess it – must be true. – Is it true or false? Final answer. – True. – No, it’s false. (buzzer noise) – Aargh! You — – (laughs) – What? What? Dude, what? You made — I – knew the fruit hole was made up! – Well, you changed your answer. I also made up the “norrow mole.” That ain’t even real! – Oh. Really? – Nope, none of it’s real! The anglerfish. When a male anglerfish finds a female, it bites onto her belly, permanently. He holds onto her forever. Forever. Until he dies. Dies. (crew laughs) – True or false? – Uhm, going off of… – You only got one right! – …some kind of TV special. – You really need to get all these right – to get your mating ability. – Yeah, you shouldn’t have thrown me off on that last one. That was unfair. It wasn’t very loving of you, on Love Week, – to throw me a curve ball like that. – All of my love is towards my wife and – children. – I feel like I’ve seen some version of this on, like, a Discovery Channel thing, so I’m going to say, yeah, this happens. – It is true. (ding noise) – Yes! – And if you check out the picture, you can see that little thing on top of the female anglerfish is a male that then just becomes a sperm delivery device, and all of his other organs just — go away. (crew laughs) – Is he just a little guy and she’s a big girl, or is this just the way they all are? He starts off bigger and then he goes away. He — what’s the word? Dissipates. – That’s quite a diet. – True or false… – Probably not worth it. – …after finding a suitable partner, two white-fronted parrots will begin kissing. – Oh, kissing parrots? – Then the male will vomit into the – female’s mouth. Mmmm, attraction! – Parrots don’t kiss, they don’t have lips. Have you tried kissing with a beak before? – Well, maybe I use the term loosely. – One time I put on a Big Bird outfit — – just for Halloween — and (laughs)… (crew laughs) And tried to make out with what? What’re you trying to kiss? …beaks don’t kiss well. That’s all I’m gonna say about that. This is false. – No, it’s true! (buzzer noise) – Golly, I lost! – Look at that bird vomiting into another – bird’s mouth! – That’s not kissing! Well, I guess it is. Yeah. Yeah, that’s very involved vomit-kissing. Alright, Rhett. You still – got things to learn here. – Mm. Okay. To stake his claim to a harem of hundreds of female hippos, the dominant dude – hippo — – If I get these next two right, please still give me the mating tips. What is it? I don’t know what it is. – I’ll help you out. I’ll help you out. – Okay. The dude hippo will spin his tail like a propeller… – They do that. – …while pooping, spreading it everywhere and saying, “You’re all mine.” Now, hippos do the propeller poop thing; I know that they do that. I thought that they do that to mark the territory, not to attract the females. – But why d’you mark territory? – For females. No, because you — I don’t know. I know that they do that, so would you have made up half of it? – No, I wouldn’t. – So, I’m going to say that it’s false. – (laughs) It’s true. (buzzer noise) – True. – It’s true! It’s true, that’s why they do – it. – I don’t know if you’re being — True. – True. Yes, they do that. – You can’t change your answer after I – give you the answer. Alright. – Oh, look at that. Oh. – Oh, my goodness! – There it is. – Yeah. – Going everywhere. Lookit, the females, – they come a runnin’. – That’s a bad Friday night. Oh, gosh. A male Arabian camel spits a skin bubble — Shouldn’t have ordered that extra thing of nachos. (tongue trill) (laughs) (laughing) A male Arabian camel spits a skin bubble out its mouth… – Oh, skin bubble time, huh? – …then makes a low gurgling sound. – No way another animal has one of those. – Hello, ladies. A camel has a skin bubble? I woulda seen that. Yeah, all my camel riding that I’ve – done. I would have seen that. – (laughs) Yep! Okay, there’s nothing at stake, except my own pride, which has been completely – smashed. So, I’m going to say… – Along with your mating ability. …there’s no way that there’s another skin bubble. False. – It’s true. There is another skin bubble. (buzzer noise) – Check it out, man! – What is up with you, nature? Oh, hold — what? How come you don’t know about this? That’s a skin bubble that he can throw out there and then retract back in when the – ladies come a runnin’. – Why don’t they put this on the Geico – commercials? – Alright, Rhett, you didn’t win, so I win the mating ritual ability. 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