GMMore 852: Let’s Play – Surgeon Simulator

singing turkey I like the singing turkey welcome to good mythical more hey Rhett you did not win the mating ritual ability I lost our lineup the lady seals cuz I win it take this off for the camels it wasn’t work I’m coming out of my nose homie well if you put in the right place Oh my head’s too big if you put in the right place that ladies won’t know where it’s coming from just gonna have to go up the nose cuz the strap broke I’m not can you shake it like he did oh no that’s what oh well skin bubble came loose now now we’re gonna we’re gonna play surgeon simulator and I’m gonna do it with my mating ritual in full exhibition mode it might you know I guess I can understand why I see I would be attracted to that actually I’m trying trying to identify with you there for a second what does she think is gonna happen that’s the question that I’m asking ever you see a woman that I see what do you think’s gonna happen with that because it’s gonna be disappointing I’ll take it right now alright right listen whatever you thought was gonna happen no the only thing is gonna happen is he’s gonna put it out of his his nose and shake it okay if you’re into that well good for you okay Eddie are you are you ready to play you want us to hold okay um I can hear this the hooded seals outside of the door they’re their bait they’re they’re trying to get in you should definitely not wear this thing to SeaWorld I mean we oughta see where I don’t go to SeaWorld I would at that documentary but hold on but it but what if they what if they get rid of that what if they get rid of the orcas what if they give up the orcas you can go back I mean what if they don’t want to get interest right I do try that would rather be us you just want to do you want to be a guy with a balloon coming out of his nose alright so um I’m the left hand and you are the right hand you have the hand with the watch because if I don’t know here’s like whoa now I’m the right hand well I’m still the left hand I’m on the road but I can come over whoopsie whoopsie Daisy hey brother can we give each other five I’m sure we can turn turn like this oh relay this and I’ll come together oh ho never hold to know this we’re not holding when you think up it’s just a just a dude going mmm oh look at that I’ve put a watch on do you see the wok the watch just came off look I got your hand now okay let go Dan somebody’s gotta answer this phone that would be me probably that would be you ah ah surgeon in the house oh I get let’s get this bottle you know at least get this thing I need to record a voice memo how do you how do you how do you go do now I like it yes I gotta pick up this pill oh I’ve got this thing look at it let me highlight so right look here is the pills and here is the menu you want to do and scroll down with your finger look operations I just want to highlight oh oh oh there you go 1000 begin operation heart transplant Oh link we these hands look perfect for a heart transplant oh yeah we’ve demonstrated lots of surgical ability okay so here we go our hands are crossed cuz that’s how you start every good sir well you know what maybe there’s an advantage to that maybe we stayed this way well there you go I’m gonna grab this just get it whoops every good surgeon knows he’s got to get this bloody cloth off look at the sheet off I got it I got it I’m gonna come up and pet him so he knows everything’s gonna be okay okay you’re gonna be let me just do your little ear I mean it’s gonna be okay just just okay we’re not going to hurt you well yup my watch came off grab it grab it grab it yeah I’m more worried about the sheet actually you know you’re gonna be a good surgeon when you can’t even pull the bloody sheet off of the guy okay now I’m gonna dis massage his ribs I know it let’s kind of it yes very nice very nice really nice see the TV boobs we’ve washed our hands we don’t have staph infection creepy mouths creepy mouth going out did it guys listen the booth had all we’ve had our fun okay I let’s draw on his face okay I’m gonna just get this pencil here look at that there’s a knife and I’m gonna come over here oh look at this this is what surgeons do you know this is what surgeons do when people are asleep okay I’m gonna draw on his face oh I’m putting a pin here okay oh good look at me son his blood levels still very good he’s in perfect Oh perfect oh let god that feel brother we’ve got to open the sternum and down here Rhett so I’m gonna do that with this okay I’ll drop that over the saw yeah but just check who there’s a heart in there there’s another heart I’ll get that another hole yeah but don’t hold it you got it don’t grab I don’t know got it I got the heart Charles whenever dr. John dr. Neil I’ve got the heart oh look at this okay I’m gonna put it back actually oh oh no oh oh okay looks like it’ll be just fun oh yeah oh yeah I’ve got you just break right through the sternum we got to get those bones out of the way we’re gonna get this heart in there meanwhile I’ll grab this hammer just in case there’s anything left that needs to be cleaned up the blood level drops every time I hit I’m drop okay I got a hammer I’m gonna just go in and yep there we go yeah just I’m just gonna pick away at the sink that you love okay whoops cut you got me all right I’m gonna teach you a lesson here okay I don’t think we can hurt each other because we are wheel one okay oh there’s still a lot of bolts still there’s still a lot of bone in there carnage we got to get this bone out all right okay I think it’s ready for the other heart let me let me well go the heart oh the heart whoa like long grass guy got it someone’s abdomen okay like I’m weed-whacking this dude’s ribcage the hearts out almost out of reach now oh the hearts out of reach I’m gonna have to use a hammer to get it okay I’m gonna have to use a hammer to grab that oh here we go sorry dr. Neil looks like I’ve looks like I’ve left the heart in a weird in an awkward place I hate to break it to you but okay so I’m gonna have to scout their hey oh here we go we got it I’m not gonna do any damage to the heart in the process any part is okay don’t worry I’m really dude trying to get these ribs out of the way I’m not asking the question what do we do with the ribs when we’re done now I come back how do we put the ribs on that and I got it it’s just you know you gotta just fish it you got to fish that heart back there you go oh my Orange Crush can is in the way just let me get it oh no I’m almost almost oh you got you got it you got it you got the heart couldn’t done it without me okay now just drop it right whoops move your hand move it right in there I mean on this alarm clock okay yes right no no no no no you’re gonna get it out it we want the heart in him and bring it up the Hammers kalt I got it all right okay get rid of that okay I’m gonna let me get the right hand on the right side again I got a little boy there we go perfect boom there it is yeah HiFi now high-five now look just just now mush it down in there a little bit massage it I’ve seen this on TV yes you had to massage it to get it start beating all right okay we just massaged it he’ll definitely live yeah in fact I don’t even think you had to get the old heart out no he’ll just be of the got the man with two hearts just like a superhero the heart wants what the heart wants oh yeah but come over here son Greg what really he needs some music in his in me for the rest of his life let’s just put a speaker in there too whoops what do you got holy moley I got a drill I’m giving the bird look at that I’m giving the bird while I move the speaker around I balanced the speaker on the middle finger I don’t know how that happened drop that oh gosh come on that drill is on he won’t get his dancing away he wants some tunes in there there a drill here come up here son grab the drill oh I’ll get it dude will you let me get the drill I’ve got your fifth I like go of your passion assertion like who’s so so divided that he would pinch his own hand Mimmi let me give the drill price dr. Neil I’m gonna have to ask you this is the ultimate surgeon tax team it’s just one hand for each guy now I’m going in I’m getting it you’re hogging the drills man fine I’ll just I’ll swab okay Neil I’ve got it and I’ll just gonna drill it you know what Oh God ha ha ha ha right in his hair hold on hey that’s not words I don’t want to hear anything oh I don’t wanted to hear what’s that okay so I go I mean I you don’t drink I need to put a hole in the speaker so it’ll fit okay there we go perfect oh wow you good with that yeah I’m just I’m making a lot room I think he’s gonna die no no he’s doing just fine this long in fact we need to get this lung we need to pierce this long so he can get it so what is it I don’t leave more room for the extra heart if we take if we take it just take that lung out okay you know what there we go Oh Kelly he died no way he lived through this it was going so well man I’m feeling queasy hey we made a good team you

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