how long is too long to wait to respond to a text let’s talk about that good mythical morning mythical beasts a question is like a rainbow once asked you scour the hillside searching for that rainbows end because you know there’s gonna be a pot of gold an answer goodness yes sir toy you know but you realize that finally the end of a rainbow is impossible unless of course you have the help of an answer leprechaun you’re in luck mythical beasts because with me magical beard and Link’s abilities you to make teeny shoes we can easily pull his leprechaun imposters tapper them are lint oh yeah we say as we pinch each others butts and successfully befriend a family of answer leprechauns who happily lead us to the end of the rainbow and their mythical beasts glistening in that beautifully refracted rainbow light is an enormous cauldron full of gold to blooms and your answer happy st. Patrick’s Day okay that was my best that’s all I’ve got there’s no more where that came from the balloons are defunct Spanish currency but happy st. Patty’s Day anyway we ask you to ask us questions about etiquette hmm Etta quick questions first one from telepathically speaking how late is too late to respond to a text message okay I have some pretty strong feelings about this I think in general you should wait no more than an hour to respond to at I agree with that 60 minutes I do want to say that if you respond in the same day you’re not being rude but if the day goes by you go to sleep okay you don’t text at that point you’re just being rude yeah because you might be swimming for three hours yeah and then you got to respond to the swimming it happens don’t let the Sun set on an unresponded text just as sitting there but and this is a big but if and when you start typing in response to a text and that bubble and the dot-dot-dot comes up for the other person so they know that you are indeed typing a text to them even if you change your mind which I do frequently and delete the whole thing and then that that goes away they stop typing they stopped typing entirely you have 60 seconds you have lockers you have 59.99 nines 9s 9 seconds to respond to that text and you got to come up with something so the question is what’s it gonna be when you don’t know and we have the answer we have the answer we have the one-word answer that’s right that word is perhaps perhaps perhaps it works in any situation that happens within texting the word perhaps let me let me demonstrate someone who you don’t like hanging out with texts want to hang out perhaps your landlord texts your rent is two weeks overdue pay me by the end of the day or I will evict you perhaps your girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend text I’m gonna find you and kill you in your sleep perhaps your momma texts I love you perhaps your boss texts I need that report stat perhaps then your boss texts you’re fired perhaps see it never doesn’t work which means that it always does work mm-hmm perhaps that’s it next question coming from our own hands against our hearts who asks why is it so stressful trying to guess what manner of greeting to give a new person cheek kiss handshake crisp high-five finger guns and a wink there should be written guidelines you know what it you’re right it is stressful to know what greeting shoes as they’re walking up as you’re walking up what do I do there’s so many options and yes it does call for written guidelines which is why we present to you a good mythical morning work of chart good mythical morning work of chart number 76 choosing the proper greeting selecting the best method to greet someone can feel overwhelming and complicated but it’s actually quite simple and straightforward first we got to establish who are they if you work together are they a subordinate or your boss do you like your job maybe you don’t maybe your boss insists on calling you Carol even though you repeatedly told them that your name is Carl going for a fist bump then surprise him with a wet willy he’ll never see it coming what the person is a family member is it your parent sibling or third cousin that you’re pretty sure is adopted no problem are you seeing them at a family reunion or in a song okay are you naked it doesn’t really matter are they naked yes have you made eye contact if no run away if yes give that naked cousin some double finger guns in a week if the person you meet happens to be a total stranger always ask yourself is there danger no are you sure you think so think again run away one of the most important greedy’s is when you meet a date first off what date is it your hundredth your first oh you’re not even sure if it’s even a date at all when this situation location is key are you meeting him at the movies coffee shop sauna sauna wait you’re dating your third cousin I think he got it from here what if you’re simply greeting a friend are they your best friend a frenemy oh you honestly thought they were dead until you saw their Facebook posts about their new fitness regimen that ones the trickiest is this your high school reunion or the mall food court are they in line at the sbarro who they’re serving you food at the sbarro proceed immediately to Panda Express you didn’t want ZD anyway now go and greet with confidence it’s that simple and that chart is available on our tumblr link is in the description Elena marie g asks how to tell someone they have pit stains boogers food in their teeth etc yes this is a useful skill because you see the key is you want to be able to point something like that out to someone settled without embarrassing them by saying it in front of a lot of people yeah so just the other night link and I are having dinner with our permanent lady friends those are our wives and yeah you know and so I was like links got some broccoli in his teeth and I was like I gotta let him know if she happens I did the thing that I always do and I kind of go into this and just real slow I’m just like and it’s just he knows exactly what I’m not I noted there was some broccoli in the teeth and right I removed it and I didn’t know why my permanent lady friend didn’t say anything first but it was okay it’s my angle we had a little fight later about it but and she won but that’s fine okay Oh you know we’ve got plenty of symbols that we developed over the course of our friendship signals if you will a system if you will um for all types of things for instance if rets breath stinks I’ll just give a little and he knows exactly if link has sniffing gum some I Krusty’s then I just very simply just say right and no one sees that except me he goes right for him I’ll just ID bugger the eyes occasionally red will lift an arm or two and there’ll be a pit stain there I gotta let him know so I’m just like yeah and as link often does he might come back from the bathroom with some toilet paper on his foot and this is what I actually have to stand up for but it is still pretty simple and straightforward I’m just like and then he knows yeah right yeah it’s it’s subtle I mean you’re standing but it is subtle right right there’s plenty of times where Rhett squats down or bends over unless I owe his his butt crack showing what am I going to wait I’m shaped I’m just gonna I’m just gonna serve up a symbol so it’s pretty simple I get his uh get his attention and I’m like yep a little bit of that goes a long way I’d never mistake that for anything else other than my butt crack can we get a close I’ll be showing yeah just in case you didn’t see the fish stock you might have wanted to close up of that there’s Laird in making my butt crack with his hand that is what is happening right now very effective system for your eyes only yeah that’s just a couple that’s just a couple of things your army we have a whole system okay now it is time for the new little games as you know each week we’re competing against each other in a game to celebrate 75 years of em with our friends at M&Ms last week link took home the muster to makeover medallion but this week is a brand new challenge it’s time for the magnetized mullet March okay we have donned our mullets that are magnetized it’s got a braid here with a dangling magnet on the end and here’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna start on that siding where you’re going to march backwards marching means knees up to hand level with your magnetized braids you’re going to we are going to grab your okay over there yeah you’re gonna grab something from the salvage yard and then we’re going to march back over to our bucket once you cross over that line you can touch your braid and the object drop it off and then marks back whoever gets the most objects in their bucket after 75 seconds wins let’s do it are you Mitch I’m Mitch your Bush Bush hey butch Mitch you got something in your beard me a hair and evil odors food food for later booting you Mitch what just I call you Beauty Mitch over you but you’re nice Mitch Oh Molly’s Bush your name’s Mitch yeah in your mitch is your beard man that’s weird okay on your marks get set go what I got I got a speaker punch Oh drop it bitch all right I’m coming I got an object buh look man what do we build me one take your toy robot too hard I got a doorknob I mean I got sunburned or i’m also getting tired what but I’m good I’m getting tired bitch gettin tired too we need to hire a helper what we’re building the helper time you know we erected it faster so he went ha ha ha the names Mitch congratulations Mitch yeah you win the momentum the tops of evil congratulations to me whoo all right stay tuned for more mythical games next week thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is my name is Krista from Edmonton Alberta and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality thanks to M&MS for sponsoring this episode you too cos celebrated and click the link in the description to join us as we celebrate 75 years of inland m/e click through to good mythical more where we’re gonna open your mail ah let’s find out what this is it is overly-confident conversation about particle physics oh of course you know when it comes to the physics of particles yes I’m there yes well in it does the thing about particles and the right and they’re so physical why is that they’re there I see them everywhere and they’re small you’ve got particles all over you and when they group they make things and you’re made of particles right I’m made of particles everything is made of particles and you fit throw up what happens particle time I don’t particle time exactly right you throw them up in its article time how many ladies we make it a bit bigger goal to million followers on the Twitter then Brett gin and arm-wrestle