GMMore 880: Crazy Old Rhino Tooth

hey you’re made of particles right I’m made of particles everything is made of particles and if you throw up what happens particle time on a particle time exactly right you throw them up in its article time and we’re smart very smart sometimes I surprise us sometimes we surprise us some particles hit particles just came out of my mouth Oh sometimes we surprised us scoot in here originally I love the English language and how it can be manipulated we’re gonna go mythical more it’s a special day can’t do that in Canadian what you know what day it is this Thursday and Thursday means me yeah threw you off goes to the particles particle time funny how particle time just was so spontaneous the particle time can just happen at any time let’s happen in your mouth right now time welcome Jen thank you what’s your deepest fear hey you should paint surely we won’t get through all the mail cuz she doesn’t have any green on Jen you don’t have any green on we’re gonna have to paint you back in Harnett County where we were raised you had to not pinch but you would pinch he I saw it Rhett peach peach he taught me I never actually used it until now peach I never actually used it until now you know a lot we you know I got it I got green and it says Irish I probably have I was your grandma I pinched your cheek oh but I’m just gonna pinch your arm does that hurt gotta get a response a little bit no I didn’t grab my skin so yeah yeah oh come on don’t come sorry deltoid y’all watching gins dealt good work Jen careful what the hey nose is this I will say I have seen people calling for linkage in to arm-wrestle I just want to say that I have been saying that all social media well if we get how many followers do we need on Twitter a million how many do we have shy than that yeah just a little yes how many look if we make it a bit bigger goal two million followers on Twitter then read Jen and I are okay three-way arm-wrestle know me and you know these at RIT Jenna yeah three-way arm-wrestle where we have two million two million followers on Twitter this this is for that what yeah what is this yet do you want to read or do you want to I always seem to decide not I would walk as they come through you I’m a filter like the filter I’ve over like hey I’m a good time like the liver for you’re a rotten Irish accent it was pretty great here I actually had tears and I thought about quite a bit dear rhettandlink hello who you to Biddy my name is Grace I watched to YouTube to prepare for that it’s worth it man you nailed it dude my name is grace not mine I’m writing a letter for what I’ve sent you for your museum is a fossilized set of molars for my White River Rhine ah sir a river rhinoceros is a fossil dude a river right River rhinos it like a snake my dad had a horn oh listen to this dude what her dad found this fossil while we were fossil hunting in the Northwest battle already my dream it really oh it really is my dream to find you’re laughing at his drink let’s find ways I punched you in your always turning over rocks rock while hiking check this out listen this gets further okay this gets further if you let me it gets further link it was all broken up so he carefully puzzled and glued the pieces back together an archaeologist then identified it as being approximately 37 to 40 million years old Rhino how did you live so long I think it died in a flood it can’t speak it Kelso can’t hear you sniffing this fossil means a lot to a nose mouth listen can you give this a little respect I’m respecting the crap out of this fossil means a lot to us so we decided to send it to you guys for the mythical male museum mmm there’s a there’s a logic Fault in that sentence but we are really appreciative that you sent it to us my dad mom dog and I love watching GMM at the kitchen table after dinner thank you so much for all you do PS say hello to the crew for me it grew weather chased ER bunny reappear this Easter I don’t know if he behaves it smells like I got work on that but you know these are just to you a little thing just a little thing 40 million years old speaking of particles I’m smelling these teeth it’s insane like oh this is what the inside of a rhinos mouth smells like not true because these are not actually the teeth these are the material that replaced the organic material that was there and creating a space inside of the dirt and then another material came in and created basically a mold of it that’s what a fossil is boys and girls listen you can start your own channel if you want to emot– that much science uh let’s protect animal museum yes cuz rep me if it gets missing look at Reds house gets missing oh I have some big teeth those I’ve got we got another exciting thing we’ll get to in a second oh you’re back okay I’m gonna start acting like you scared me you scare me they’re hurt my ear you had an opportunity to change into green and you didn’t do it well you know that’s another paint yeah every time you show up you just like trusted picture dealt are you like flexing really know I can’t get any skin yeah oh okay no okay hey listen this is getting now there are consequences let’s get outta hand all right oh that one hurt hey just touch him back again play it up jail that’s okay didn’t hurt getting hurt two million subscribers laughter suppose Twitter followers you know subscribe on the Twitter no that’s the wrong driver so many of the best Twitter’s dear red link my name is Maddie and I am 23 years old I have recently started to enjoy your show because it’s been one of the few things that have made me laugh since my breakup oh my goodness I broke up with my boyfriend of 2.5 years hmm two months ago ooh that’s two and a half I have sent the necklace he got me last year for Christmas oh my goodness like this is a gift I’ve always hated it but wore it because I thought he put a lot of thought into it he didn’t well I would love it’s an infinity symbol which is pretty ironic I would love for you guys to destroy it in any way you’d like to I think destroying it lose your place no what is that word Horcrux style or Krug style or GMM stuff what’s Horcrux re so here it is a Harry Potter I think destroying it Horcrux style or gmm style would really aid in my recovery thanks for making the laughs and always being your best mythical selves your mythical friend Maddy Wow this is this is heavy stuff this is as heavy as it’s gotten you know what Maddy we are honored to help you with closure in that relationship that should have ended anyway this is better for you um and this is better for us to destroy this thing the question is how um Jen how how do we destroy so I put together a list of things that we could possibly use to destroy this necklace possible ways shall we narrow down the list and put it back to the mythical beast on our Twitter to have them vote on the way that we shall in a subsequent good mythical more art note let’s do it in a Twitter video let’s destroy this locket of a love lost in a Twitter video based on votes in a tweet that we make is giving it to me count as destroying it no that could be one of the options all right so so we’ll do like three to five options in the in the survey that’s within a tweet and the mythical beast will decide what we need to narrow it down so well yeah let’s do it okay my number one option is a hammer a sledge hammer nothing like that that could work let’s say sledgehammer sledgehammer okay there’s some I mean there are some is that other stones is that is there stones on that there might be like fake stones I don’t know or it’s fake like the love that he had for her yeah all right what next there’s something both stones on it was too I just particle there were certain particles in the parts particle particle time particle time no particle party gets a cure particle time so number two is fire of course it does nice none would be very fun to watch I love fire all right so that’s decent decent decent option however we decide to fire yeah blow torch what up what else he go okay number three is acid nope not working with acid no you can do that we don’t have access to acid waves the coats off we have a restraining order form acid what’s now okay next one is to relate back to her letter uh regarding the Horcrux oh you didn’t understand is Godric Gryffindor Godric Gryffindor soared sure we don’t swim Harry Potter we don’t wait but we don’t have the sword good ideas how do we get his sword the new Harry Potter lands in so we’re gonna heist hold on okay Harry Potter they open it up in LA didn’t he yeah he’s in no but I’m very excited to go when I do and now my kids tell me something about I’m sorry I will get back to this yeah okay my kids said something about you know there’s a new Harry Potter Sears a new book coming on I’m not from JK Rowling Rowling I don’t know really won’t know if it’s from her or not but well I don’t like something about being cursed I’m I can looking forward to that um what else do you go into it you got a working list here we went through it number five is mind tricks okay what capable it could happen but the payoff isn’t gonna be that great for anyone except my mind yeah number six is oven just fake it no get out like a nuclear oven microwave oven would I would destroy the microwave before it was finished can’t afford that I want to put a spoon in a microwave and I’m very happy it didn’t explode yeah but we used to go to the microwave in the Student Center at Campbell University and put tin foil into it turn it off just for fun who’s we me and you all right Zac West may have been there no no his idea that West was the old meat what else you got we got um explosion slash chemistry nope been there done that made a video big mistake yeah all right lots of users okay next one is train tracks illegal can’t do that I mean you can but yeah you can get job watch your trouble adultery no you shouldn’t put anything on train tracks kids not kidding ones nothing don’t put anything like my damage put a penny on there it’ll flatten it don’t do that it’s a freaking train there that’s what’s being on the tracks yeah not you or your objects not you and your partners maybe like two and a half solid options okay um another Harry Potter option the thing of a basilisk okay that can okay do you have one we have a ride we have Rhino tooths which is why I partially put that down if we use that person 37 million year-old rhino tooth to destroy this it’ll probably destroy that is that really that good of a necklace this is craftsmanship that’s what I think you should have a solid option which is I just keep it as my own personal thing rapidfire these last ones let’s see if we can narrow down light saber no no ours isn’t functional soda now that’s a good acid and we’re back on acid soda is acid so you can just throw it in soda what under like a five-year time lapse it won’t take five years it’ll probably take a couple months and it’ll it’ll be cool I mean it’s not one of the better options but I think it’s solid okay so what’s a soda so five months my five month soda option everybody will have forgotten about this by then it’ll be said well it can take over our Twitter stream until then okay just soda um appear so does an option men force pure human force mmm uh scissors so you’re gonna squeeze it that’s pure human force yeah oh yes I mean it has to be one of us yeah somebody volunteer you the last word is verbally ooh verbally destroy it bully it feel like that’s not cool that’s really uncool I mean it’s a piece of jewelry true okay bully it yeah wanna but we want to belligerently belittle it I guess hmm it’s risky yeah well let’s stick to the physical things all right so we’ve narrowed it down some but um let’s see it we can you you can tweet at us tweet at us if you’re watching this this morning when this of this video first being hatched and give us your suggestions and then eventually we’re going to we’re going to post a narrow down survey where people can vote and then pull and then a poll and then eventually we will destroy in the way chosen for the poll from our narrowed down list sound like a pie and I will just say really quickly that I do it all on Twitter I just did some research in it’s an urban legend that Koch will dissolve metal so not a viable I’ve seen no so does it won’t do nails but this will be fun yeah sorry for pinching you it’s okay it hurts a little you

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