today we ask the age-old question will it pancake let’s talk about that good mythical morning as you know we like to see if things will on this show and today we are serving up the ubiquitous dish pancakes now people have gotten pretty creative with pancakes but the blueberries in you put the bananas in you put the chocolate chips in but we want to take things a few levels higher mix it up a little bit if you will and really find out the age-old question well it’s pancake now I love cereal you know this but also really like pancakes some mornings I’m like why do I have to choose so let’s throw in some fruity pebbles fruity pebbles with a pancake well that is a colorful pancake right there oh my and I got my fork I typically limit my breakfast foods to like three three colors this is every color in the rainbow haven’t done that in a long time but Lynn you know what maybe it’s not sweet enough alone we need to slather it with some sheer it through a little bit of this here up on there all right now I’m clearly excited about this if not I’ll make this face now I’m clearly excited it’s you know what it’s got a nice smell coming off of mm-hmm fruity pebbles have been mixed into the batter and then full intact pebbles have been sprinkled in when it’s formed as a pancake and now we have a fruity cake uh-huh Wow it still is difficult to prepare yourself for the sweetness that is a pungent sweetness well I wanted to love it mm-hmm it’s too much for you I haven’t said that yet as he goes in for another bite let me try him I got to make my mouth like it was when I was 12 it’s a little bit smaller I’ll make him a mom make him a money’s out 230 cakes can you put your cereal I could barely get things in my mouth when I was 12 that’s like me mmm I know that’s not true I would be halfway through a meal and you’d be all the way done hmm that’s some good stuff that made it taste better it goes without saying you can add any cereal you want to a pancake live your life to the fullest people will it pancake yes so when you hear breakfast you may not think unless you’re talking about bagels and lox bagels and lox will it a pancake oh okay so we got some salmon which live recently been introduced to this dish after moving into a city because this was not popular in Fuquay Varina no it was uh basically you know this is when you put the salmon the cream cheese and the capers onto a bagel we have taken all those ingredients and put them in this pancake including chunks of bagel it smells very cream cheesy yeah and that’s a good thing um this has gotta be good I’m gonna put some syrup on the side I’m gonna exercise my option to suite up a little syrup I don’t like the idea of putting a sugary syrup onto bagels and lox so I don’t like the idea eating fish for breakfast but I’m not gonna dog it that’s just me man look at that we’re gonna dank it strong so what are we calling this salmon stack okay here we go I’m going for a big bite I want to experience this I didn’t think I was gonna like this but wow it is so good it’s got a very begley consistency I wouldn’t say that I meant to say bagels are kind of rubbery chewy but this is more pancaking it’s just the right amount of everything that it needs to be ice we defied this despite still great noises hey we’re up to something hold on I think I meant to say we’re on to something Laz said we’re up to something here look away no sign of any pancakes but we can’t tell you about you will it pan gay oh yeah now typically I eat breakfast and then I brush my teeth but what if there’s a pancake that allows you to do both in tandem let’s add toothpaste toothpaste pancake all right oh now pretty it looks just like a slightly blue tinted pancake but this thing is chock full of toothpaste now I’m gonna go ahead and tell you right now open that you shouldn’t eat toothpaste we shouldn’t eat toothpaste you shouldn’t eat toothpaste don’t do it we’re doing it there’s a little bit in here for your entertainment purposes only and to further your entertainment purposes we got a we got a slather this stuff with some syrup mouthwash syrup yet to be exact let me just tell you you didn’t already know you’re not supposed to do what we’re doing right now don’t put mouthwash on your food this is alcohol-free mouthwash that you should spit out that was right in there give me some it’s like it was made for it so it is a person which it soaks it right up syrup did that all right so I’m gonna get myself a nice little triangulation and before you eat it though I do want to say that the idea behind this one is one that I greatly respect because there’s a lot of trouble with the knowing when you’re gonna brush your teeth before after sometimes you’re out the door you forgot right you write your own mouth and you’re like I’m an idiot this completely eliminates that I don’t know if the American Dental Association will endorse these pancakes but that’s what we’re hoping for we can do it we could go there all right so let’s call this the tooth cake tooth cake whose cake dink it’s just a lot of mint eNOS starts coming out of the nose passage it’s kind of like you got into a cabinet at the dentist while he went out and you just ate the first thing that you found which I’ve done before then you comes back in there and he’s like did you eat that you’re like yeah you should have left me alone those are the dog breath freshening cakes that’s what this is like did they make anything that your spoke Youmans are supposed to eat to freshen their breath besides gum and you don’t eat that no I know this is revolutionary nothing all right so it tastes good it’s very refreshing it’s like a palate cleansing pancake something about the fact that I can eat it and it’s got bready stuff around it makes me happy will it pancake yes well now that we’ve had breakfast and we’ve brushed our teeth I’m starting to look forward to lunch and what makes a better lunch than a good old cheeseburger cheeseburger with a pancake okay look at this got the garnish happening okay this is ingenious what we have here is we have pancakes that have been infiltrated with ground beef and glam Berry Street in Greece leftover I’m gonna do a little bit of lettuce so this is a breakfast burger you know what I’m gonna go cheese first go for the cheesy oh yes a tomato and some pant holes look at this this is fawn finish it off here we go mmm this is a State Fair food if I’ve ever seen one we can sell this thing for $12 well let’s taste it first what are we gonna call it patty-cakes hahaha patty-cakes here we go mm-hmm I can’t use the whole thing right now I mean it’s very good but I feel a but coming it’s not quite as good as a cheeseburger like I’m kind of wishing it was a burger in the middle but you’re eating a burger for breakfast and you know you don’t you’re right I don’t oh yes your thighs it you’re just dump some right on mine right there whoop okay and also miss a little bit uh-huh you look like you need some we’ll be here okay we can’t charge three more dollars for what you just did you see one person walking around with this and they need to see him go ahead letting strangers eat off that’s an advertisement in and of itself just try some I don’t know who you are sink your teeth in it is no that was a good idea it was good before I think the novelty of it and the taste is truly remarkable sans whipped cream will it pancake yes all right now everybody’s always saying you should eat stuff that’s good for your bones so we thought why not just eat pancakes with bones bones with a pancake hmm why did we think of this Oh cause the rationale that I stick just in case you were wondering what we’re eating there’s the one of bones so these not beef bones now this is a 100 cent beef pancake what’s not there’s some batter in there too but they took ground-up bones bone marrow and made a batter out of it in sprinkled bone and fat pieces in it now I’m not excited about this on any level is this cooked yeah it’s boiled so what we’re gonna do here for you Ling just uh uh uh uh oh that’s your latinus man just oh gosh oh look bitten hey I feel like this is what dogs eat man why dogs why you got to do that dog so stupid dogs okay get some of the brown ooh that is some jumble the brown part oh oh you sure you want it no not for me for you or come oh yeah I’m not gonna gag it a little bit that doesn’t seem cooked what kind of diseases can get in the middle cow bone anyway I can’t make it through the hard part I mean this this is the cleanest most sterile thing on the planet and give me this um this knife here so nice lather there’s a strong link do you know how good this is for you though no bone stuff is really good for you I read it in a journal not like my own journal or somebody does stole note to self bone bone stuff it’s good for you man the smell that is wafted off of this thing is the worst there’s a little dangler a hanging smell that Oh golly I know where my trash can is don’t get your trashcan ready there is no trash can man there is there is no trash can there is no trash can boom kick boom K ah the eyes are watering uses in and out over there hmm I got a little hard piece mm-hmm there’s some hard stuff in there I think that’s bone I got it oh did you like it it was so much better tasting than it was smelling I didn’t feel like I needed a trashcan do you need a trashcan cuz there’s one right over to the left so a little fun fact I got one I have a trash can you have trash can we have trash cans on each side oh you did it bone marrow straight out the bone not good put it in a pancake it made it an acceptable delivery mechanism that made us be able to eat it it was much better pancaked hmm you’ve given me pause Brett will it pancake maybe breakfast isn’t complete without something from a pig usually that’s bacon we don’t have a pig but we did find some guinea pigs and they don’t give you bacon but they do give you balls uni pig balls will it a pancake what oh gosh okay so we have here a little bit cause a silver dollar sized pancake with three guinea pig balls on it guinea pigs first of all guinea pigs are like a delicacy in some countries and they do have testicles so you put two and two together unless you have three yeah this one just round three and three and it’s six this one’s brown this one’s brown that one’s white well game pigs are all different colors I’m sure the testes are no exception to that rule Oh what are we gonna call these silver balls silver bow so it’s a Christmas dish we should wait until then yeah let’s do it well way all right check back all right okay we’re just normal guys doing a normal thing let’s pick up this break these out of the Christmas dinner and sing that song super balls okay so when we eat these we’ve got a flippin guinea pig balls down why do I have to do anything because the first taste we’re gonna taste is guinea pig I just want to bite I need to hold the whole thing Oh God yep in one bite that’s why it’s silverdollar made these rules all right guinea pig ball cake there is no trash can remember that I’m I’m flipping it and you’re gonna flip it to oh so far so much fat mmm then they realize they have my fat uh-huh I don’t think I’m gonna better get it down it’s just meat man it’s not just me I think I can conquer it how are you doing this cause it’s just fatty gelatinous bulb of Rio testicle from a guinea pig commonly known as a pet you’re too cute I’d like to eat it I’m in a pancake hmm yeah ma’am I tried to get a little bit down in my body said we don’t eat balls oh gosh Yuto got all three bottles in there oh gosh one clap for every ball there you go oh we made it we made it yeah that helped maple syrup just covers that ball taste right up whoops hope that livers on tight on time mmm so will it guinea pig balls ha ha ha ha oh no that’s that’s next week we know you’re never gonna ask that how would you even test that if you’re a guinea pig out there and you’d like to volunteer for that episode please contact us yeah Brantly not calm slash con oh okay will they pancake we did it though man yeah thanks for being here with us for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hi I’m Jacob tyranny and we’re the Madison Memorial Hospital and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality if you’re a normal human being you like to stick stickers on things where we can we can help you out to sticker packs oh my goodness there’s a lot of an accomplished store and click through to good mythical more where we’re gonna get members of the crew to eat some of these exotic pancakes but now before an overly confident conversation about dark matter so as I was saying you’re talking about Darkman the conclusion is the it matters how dark it is yeah and you know what the darker the matter the darker the matter the sweeter the conversation about that right not the juice right now because there is no G rosário juice and darkness there is no juice oh never like to see this but that’s not bad I never cheated you know what there are no yeah welcome to my world I’m never cheating what about this