you killed him with your big did I kill him I think your story killed him that was a really brief curious case he got so old and young at this is what are the chances that you would have the big hands when that happened 100% cuz he won well gonna come and go more uh congratulations I’m gonna be over here I’m gonna be reading girls fight I got to tell you guys a little story a little secret about myself okay does it involve taking a breast friend forever quill breast friend that’s your mama that’s what BFFs news for right your breast fen phen okay I said that did it happen my hands are so warm hey you want to take them off yeah yeah oh so it’s all screaming ha ha what were you gonna say you know that’s what I was gonna tell you about my damp hands damp yeah well you can take those with you all right thank you use them whenever you’re flying back to Montana to like hail a plane that’ll be better than just the normal hands okay I’m sure I’ll get lots of friends you guys want to take a quiz my understanding is that these amazing magazines which I read all the time are chock-full of quizzes which help you ascertain what type of person you are and therefore what type of action you should take in this case related to what are you too harsh with your BFFs oh no can you have multiple BFFs no I think there’s a problem with that with that acronym you take it take that s ah because you can’t have a but can have two best friends is a best and then there’s a second best right but I have one you have one in rent has one okay I’m there yeah when you’re taking the quiz at the same time suddenly next more sense all right tell me what well first let’s just start with is your brother your best friend I was with my wife is my best friend oh good and she happens to be in the room and John is not so me make sense okay alright so but should we should we have for the purposes of this should say John okay okay all right all right your vintage shopping with your BFF me and John went vintage shopping like to an antique mall we’re in T King and she tries on some Jordache jeans that are OOP just way too tight he okay I’ve I’ve refined my thought about where we are me and John but from a Big M store full of like old mirrors to now we are at a goodwill yeah yeah Jordache is there Jordache jeans when she asks how they look you say a painted on just kidding love you wait what okay I’ve said that before B hmm they’re cute but maybe you should try to find a pair one sighs hello a little guy don’t know I don’t know about that or C well how do you think how do you think they look how do you think how do you think they look all right yeah how do you think they look or what do they have eyes – how do they see how – pants see Becky I’m so confused how do they see things wait Becky’s my BFF knows I’m uh I’m gonna give my answer I I think that I would just I would turn it back on yeah I’d turn it back on on John I’d say I’d say okay like how do you think they look I mean I might be brutally honest with John well I don’t think it’s a nice thing I’d probably be like I think probably you should not be wearing young woman’s Jordache jeans so you think he would be not yeah I I mean I wore women’s jeans for there was a stent before the men’s jeans got tight enough to my liking he did he wore women’s jeans for at least three years hmm go back in the videos and you’ll notice I’m not any tighter than the men’s jeans that I wear now whether appreciation they are shaped differently I’m gonna take when we get up and walk what you walk me out I’m gonna be taking an extra-long look at like your shape know your body shape and I don’t yeah while you’re at it smell my hands mines my like like Oh okay what do they smell like I’m gonna say a they look painted on girl JK I love you just kidding I love you sure well give them that one we don’t care why I’ll just get that’s my playful answer that’s not have to we do have to finish this eventually not my hands what do you what do you think that is like the inside a rubber hand yeah I think that’s all right I forgot about the hands how could I forget about the hands they haven’t off gas you and your squad are all chipping in to throw a surprise bday party for your friend Aaliyah as the bash approaches your bud Kayla confesses she can’t cover her share now what moocher hey email everyone that due to Kayla’s last-minute lack of funds the party’s going to be scaled way way way back lunch in the CAF anyone Oh No Marty pay F is short material go ahead and blame pelas like something that she cannot control great driving goofy casually mentioned that things are getting expensive in suggests DIY pizzas at your house instead of a super spread Italia favorite nigiri bar nigiri nigiri your go girl Nigerian Lysa’s almost as much as Rahl salmon anyway is that a heedless pizza that’s also I thought there were slices of raw salmon I was very good you ingest your own house right yeah see empty your bank account to cover Kayla’s portion of the bash so much for those end of season sale booties you wanted well I do have to say that I’m a 34 year old man so I think emptying my bank account to cover this particular evening in my smart would be really difficult like it would be a really big party oh I’ll be good party um email I’m gonna go with I’m gonna go with C cover the cost right well if I’m gonna empty my bank account right yeah just cover the doughnut oh you can’t cover it well let me throw a bash bang and we’re gonna rent a cruise ship ah I’m going with him I’m gonna go with B to grab the thing is if this is my brother and he’s telling me he cannot a for word to cover his part of the he wrote this really popular book that has done quite well so I feel like he’s just lying to me right so I’m gonna go ahead and badmouth them I’m gonna go with that we’re gonna go with any yeah I’m gonna say well good yeah well I’m not going to say exactly what the text of this but I’m going to tell everybody that John’s being a bit of distinguished ninja they’re staying on because he’s not named Kayla is one of the reasons it’s true true fact about John you’re babe Corrine asked you to help her pretty babe an American history I think that’s what girls call each other is like friends now my babe babe sure okay I’m and weird ask you to help her prep for an American history presentation when she launches into the reasons the u.s. entered World War two you can tell she’s struggling um Pearl Harbor like what’s your move what’s your move well I would suggest to her crash course American history oh yeah hey YouTube welcome Josh craft course promotion goes a long way hey you’re gonna rip the notes out of her hand mid-sentence and whip out a red pen once you’ve made the proper changes you’ll perform the speech as it should be read then you’ll just just you just have to follow your lead Wow so you’re gonna just step in take over be you’re gonna listen all the way through then suggest a few changes you should make finally mention how much you love TED Talks so she gets a better sense of an how an a-plus speech should sound alright that’s that’s probably okay I mean I would have inches I would have suggested crash course but TED talks are fine too and then see give her a standing oh it’s not your job to critique her take on history and she clearly needs support Shh you gotta help a girl out you can’t let people coast through life I don’t like to do work though in general I like to point people to internet videos right no yeah yeah I’m all over be emailing people internet videos is pretty much my job be for me – yeah how to stick with that alright well we’re all we’re all on that one your girls uh-huh hey so Ben your Valentine since oh the beginning of time but this year you finally have a BF that’s a boyfriend I feel bad I feel like we’re mocking children and secretly want to skip out on your traditional hearts day sleepover oh yeah okay they’ve been doing that for years they’ve been having sleepovers right now you gotta be a talent how do you break the news that you’re bailing for a boy hmm dorama you’re going to send a snap of the ironically sweet teddy bear and hilarious card you got him hope they take a hint you’re going to be meet four lattes to casually mention that your guy asks you to a February 14th dinner if they don’t lose it on you you tell them that you already said yes duh more seat oh you still have no clue you just don’t know what to do I like to one of the options is I just don’t know I don’t know it’s hard to be a human I like that they’re letting that be an option but both of these I think that like this is a bunch of really great a sort of constructive advice I like number one you send it to snap of that that sweet teddy bear that he sent you and then and then you’re like ah see how do you know take your hand right you know you give them give them all the information necessary to let them know why you’re making this difficult decision I like lattes I also like drinks and yeah so I’m gonna do that just because lattes were an option where’d you get your shoes I feel like that’s a question that that Becky would ask Kayla really wasn’t Becky one of them know is that I answer because I’m choosing that one just wouldn’t you change the subject issues okay like I’m gonna put you down for it you have no clue because we haven’t spoken right and a lot of questions be direct I have a boyfriend now it’s Valentine’s Day grow up girls you don’t need me anyway and I wouldn’t I I would send them the snap I mean you don’t want to use any other social media platform for that you want to use snapchat gotta be temporary yeah and finally you’re related to just not you’re related to well you are you are related to your boyfriend Zach you’re a very very confusing you you’re slated to join your best guy friend Zach and it’s family for a ski weekend over winter break as you two are hammering out details he mentions his hot but horrible cousin chase Oh chase chase is hot but horrible long what do you do hey announced that if Chase is in you’re out faster than he can carve down a black diamond you hate chase how do you feel about chase I can’t read along with you guys from over here I feel so excluded I think you like him I think he was like Jason I didn’t say it he’s hot but I know me right he’s horrible horrible how’s that even possible when you’re hot how could you be horrible be you say nothing you don’t have to stick with him 24/7 or see ask your mom to call Zach’s mom and say she’s pulling the plug on you going to expensive too many boys whatever you have to do to get out thanks mom oh you’re gonna oh so be is just like ghosts it this is so just feel like eyes I’m not gonna reply to that so glad I don’t know a hot and horrible chick you know I think I think I would try and convey why I think Chase is so awful like what did chase do that’s so so bad like that you got it you gotta let your friend know like you can’t just let this guy Zach that’s not an option Coast along and think that Chase is this good guy when he’s done all this bad stuff you don’t let him know you just have to you have to back out you have to put it on your mom or you have to go those are you – I’m gonna put on my mom okay it is interesting how none of the options are just to say what you think yeah they’re all like this yeah just mix Destin make sure you lie a bunch to your dff I think I would just say nothing because I can deal with people and I like skiing is there I’ve what you would go yeah yeah yeah I don’t want a nice ski cuz a chase okay I don’t have to oh okay so that’s the go option I was confused about I thought that option was just like reply not at all do not ever engage with Zach again the only you want to avoid the chase see is the only one that lets you still ski okay I’m gonna keep our TED Talks lattes and ski trip no what’s a again you say if Chase is in I’m out a hardliner that’s me okay all right little how about i meanshe resolve chases double is horrible but I don’t know how okay let you you were mostly A’s mostly A’s which means you are brutally honest yes okay uh Hank you were mostly the sea and a you would be you were a sea oh hey oh hey you had two aids but more than anything else you’re also brutally I feel it that I am C be be be be I am almost all B’s I’m delicately direct no good good and no one no no that was pretty direct none of us were overly understated no no not host Lisi now you wouldn’t want to be so so understated I was the last one there cuz I wanted my mom to handle the thing do people take these quizzes and then they’re like okay I’m I’m doing something different now just like me yeah yeah I mean you got to define yourself as a young person you got to figure out who you are you’re not just you’re not just who you are you you are building yourself Emma dear what magazines label you as am i this girl I don’t think so alright well actually there is a resemblance yeah to me probably it look like the heart actually you do it as a little on there you go yeah yeah yeah uh-huh if you were a lady if you were like a 16 year old girl that might be what you look like haha nice face I liked it