what are you doing you got a pee in the middle of the night let’s talk about good mythical morning mythical beasts a question is like a tent since you don’t actually have your own tent you gotta borrow one from your buddy Benny but your buddy Benny didn’t tell you that he let his buddy Brian borrow some of his poles and stakes at Burning Man so when you arrive at your campsite attempt to assemble that question tent you realized the tent won’t stick to the ground without those stakes and it won’t lift up without those poles but don’t fret mythical beasts because link and I are camping geniuses and if there’s anything that we know a lot about is how to pitch a tent we arrive with extra answer stakes and answer poles and we stick to answer poles through your pole holes and hammer the answer stakes through your stake holes and before you know it your tent lifts up up up and there you have it one fully functional tent step inside mythical beasts your answer awaits you we ask you to ask us questions about camping here we go with one of them whom Emily Schmidt who asks what do I do when I have to pee in the middle of the night I’m fond of camping but I you know I I gotta say I got to go on the wreck here go on it and say that my least favorite part of camping is having to pee in the middle of the night and it always happens it always happens I D hydrated during the day and you drink a lot of water I even say to myself I’m not gonna drink like two hours before I get in that tent and I still wake up in the middle of the night and it’s cold and you’re like getting out of your warmness and then you got to put your shoes on you got to step over kids or whoever happens to be in your tent you don’t even know cuz it’s dark and listen one thing I want to get out of the way don’t use a bottle no man or woman don’t use a bottle because there’s too much risk involved I mean there’s the aim issue there’s the capacity issue which is gonna give out first my supply or the capacity of the that’s a question and then the biggest risk of all you might accidentally drink it later right so we have the ultimate solution what you need is one of those plastic like Target / Walmart bags you know what I’m talking about you need to throw a couple of shamwows I’m talking super absorbent material yeah in there and then in the middle of night you don’t even have to get on your knees you can just roll over I think you got to get okay get on your knees yeah it’s perfect because you’ve got the two handles of the target bag and you can just get it down there so however you want it’s like a horse feeding from a fee-based wear it like a like a saddle and then you just aim towards the ShamWow there will be no noise you would not believe how much that thing yeah it goes we haven’t done it yet but we believe that it will work and then you try it first nobody wakes up then you’re done clean up just is tie it up and throw it out to ten unzip the door first then throw it out but you don’t even technically have to unzip the door madisyn Jade asks or states good mythical moms should do a DIY camping kit well Madison it turns out they have it’s time to get crafting and get camping this mom about that good mythical mom’s spring is here and you know what that means it’s time to send those kids off to the great outdoors so you can have a weekend alone not having to answer stupid questions like why is my body changing so much why am i adopted listen here’s the deal by camping it can be so expensive and we bought one set of camping stuff and I sent cherish off to her musical theater camp with it and then I remember my middle child that I have one and also that he’s got to go to his outward-bound troubled teen adventure does to-morrow tomorrow but don’t panic link kita because you’ve got everything that you need to make a cool camping kit in your house already and we’re gonna show you how to make something with it priority number one is fine in a tent so i was looking around the house for a tent and then i was struck with some inspiration i thought if that furry homeless gentleman from Sesame Street can live in a garbage can so can my son Grich let’s get this look live with your back not your legs BAM here we have the DIY good mythical mom’s tent and as you can see I’ve put a door on the front right here and it’s got a zipper just like any other tent but this is no regular tent this is a hoodie and listen this is the same hoodie that he walked to his great aunt’s funeral may she rest in pieces she did break up into pieces yeah it was a horrible accident real bad when some closed casket if I ever saw one but I tried to tell him this is a gray hoodie I mean it’s not even black who do you think you are just waltzing in here with a hoodie on she’s gonna remember you for all of eternity as being the boy who wore a hoodie to her funeral it’s disrespectful it’s warm but it’s disrespectful and of course you gotta have more than just shelter you gotta have a sleeping bag right show them real proud of myself cuz all I did for this is I just got the bag that was in this trash can and then I lined it with some t-shirts of my husband some t-shirts that I’ve been questioning there are 18 different shirts of ladies straddling motorcycles really yeah and some of them are really really inappropriate but you know it’s perfectly okay to have those ladies in there because your boy doesn’t understand women’s bodies yet oh no he doesn’t he won’t know what he’s looking at but you know what he’s gonna get thirsty mmm I’m thirsty right now he’s gonna get tired two-for-one deal pillow and water supply so he’s got to make a choice between easy thirsty or does he want comfort he can do both this can’t over drink what else he’s in here he’s gonna get hungry I found a bunch of stuff in the back of the freezer stuff that we didn’t want like Oh peas and carrots and what is that brown stick that’s fish sticks oh what’s the orange stick that’s a popsicle oh yes go together trail mix so what does he do throw it out with his body heat well yeah if he keeps it close to himself it’ll all turn into the nice at least room temperature and if he puts it on the back that’s lumbar support I tell you we have solved so many problems don’t you put it all back in there put that in there too all right last but not least you got yourself shelter you got yourself nourishment you got yourself comfort and heat but how are you gonna get it there well we’ve already taken care of that too cuz this thing’s got straps on it I took my husband’s two guitar straps coz he last time he fiddled with that thing was I nineteen minor we thinks he’s so cool my husband yeah stay out of it I love him well okay you can clean why I said he looks good with it do you know what I can say whatever I want about him but you can’t and how many times have you heard him play the guitar can hear if no in C anyway at this point seen him off to camp put the arm through the strap in there you go ready guys that really accentuates your here that’s right take take a photo shoot put me in the woods and look oh you know what added benefit you got a little hood oh look at me I’m gonna go to outward-bound you love my comeback superhero I’m gonna come back a changed boy I’m gonna learn lots of things especially when I look inside of my sleeping bag that’s it y’all it’s there easy now tune in next week where we show you how to turn your husband’s foosball table into a self-cleaning litter box I could be in the sequel to the revenant it’s wonderful to watch two moms who sincerely care for their kids yes it’s heartwarming next question from flipper 1 2012 who asks how do you make a fire if you forgot your lighter slash matches hmm well we actually already did an entire episode on this and if you haven’t seen it it went remarkably well don’t try that at home kids and now it’s time for the ethical games we have been going head to head each week in a series of challenges to celebrate 75 years of em with our friends at M&Ms link has won two of these I have won one and this week’s game is called the mutual moustached macho monologues okay as you can see for this game we are connected via a mutual mustache and we’re gonna be presented with topics that are typically not macho and our task is to create the most macho monologue that each of us can and then our super macho judging panel will rate us on a scale of 1 to 75 okay guys you ready am I give you your first topic yes okay it’s tea parties and Link you start hello I’m Simon and I’m I’m very much an introvert I like to spend my days with cattle and my nights on a recliner watching westerns and nodding off to sleep to dream about barbed wire but nothing gets me out of my recliner like a good party what kind of party you ask Oh tea party cuz think about it tea I mean it’s it takes scalding hot water so hot that you scold your own hand off if you touched it and you pour it over foliage nothing’s more manly than that I mean I bet Neanderthals invented it Here I am it’s a party drink up people you’re done I think that’s obvious okay excellent for this one Rhett you’re gonna start and your topic is pocketbooks okay I miss brother my name is Sammy and I work in two high-rises on two steel beams yeah I’m familiar with pocketbooks so uh they’re smaller I have a few of them they’re small enough to fit into my cargo pants so I keep lots of books in the lots of the pockets that I have and these books are like journals Diaries if you will I know that’s not to placate macho thing but the subject matter of the pocket books that I have in my pockets is my personal exploits and things such as hammering and then the second book is calluses my calluses from hammering and vol.3 is my calluses calluses from hammering while calloused you get a picture calluses calluses of calluses it keeps going never-ending cargo pants ok ok the next topic is ponies oh and Link you go first hi I’m still silent 13 ponies small horses I became the world’s greatest father by giving my daughter a pony at one time I told her it was it would grow up to be a unicorn but it only grew a horn after it reached adulthood at which point she would lose interest and I never had to pay pay that one off but one time I had to bend over and tie my shoe and the pony kicked me in the face and you know what I did when I finally got up off of that dirt I walked up to the front of the pony i huffed and puffed and I said I want to thank you because you taught me a lesson never bend over and tie your tennis shoe at the back end of a pony ok your next topic is bubble baths and Rhett you’re going first I I enjoy bubble baths I make my own but you don’t want to be around when I’m doing it there’s not a lot of suds they just kind of group to the surface and then people clear out and I’m like yeah you’re a bubble bath leave me alone I want to be private one time you try to get in oh you don’t want to get in a bubble bath once you stay on the outside and just sit outside read the papers all right well let us confer for a moment and we’re gonna come up with some macho scores for you guys all right all right you don’t have real scores don’t know what link was talking okay I think we’re ready let’s reveal their scores they’re macho scores from 1 to 75 link we’re giving you a 42 oh good job brother Rhett we’re giving you a 43 all right congratulations Rhett / Sam you are now crowned the monarch of macho nests yes I am thank you for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is I’m Rudy I’m Tim I’m Cory we’re from Calgary Alberta Canada we’ve been on here camping Peter Lougheed Provincial Park and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality take synonyms for sponsor in this episode you too can celebrate with him click the link in the description to join us we celebrate 75 years of in material and I also want to invite you to click the I to conveniently go to good mythical more when this is done well we’re gonna have a weird taffy taste test weird saltwater taffy taste test and opening your mail how does this end Rhett is Rhett users link as a hairdryer alright you know I still got a couple of things I mean it’s pump it up turn it off turn l hi oh this hairdryer has been eating somewhat garlic in it I don’t know what that verb means but I know what colors it makes