two dudes in Tennessee vandalized McDonald’s because I didn’t like the way their cheeseburgers were made hi I’m Logan from Canada let’s talk about that [Music] [Applause] good mythical morning today’s episode is brought to you by catalyst the guys with the goods including the 80s retro iPhone case because you know you want to be the person in your group of people who has the iPhone that looks like it’s from the 80s yeah that’s where you get it Cotulla zom hello I don’t really have a call right now but if I did I can answer it you’d be that guy and my iPhone is protected too allegedly drunk diners were arrested after they threw bricks into McDonald’s windows because their cheeseburgers lacked a sufficient amount of onions can you just give me that again just so that I can believe it – allegedly drunk diners were arrested after they threw bricks into McDonald’s windows because their cheeseburgers lacked the sufficient amount of onions reading it again did not help me believe it anymore okay so there’s two guys in Murfreesboro Tennessee now we’ve been to Murphy’s Burrell a few times MTSU is where that is yeah it’s in the middle of the Tennessee state yep and there’s two guys Shawn mozi and Christopher slate 20 but we’re not gonna share their names yeah but they will remain nameless but their names are Shawn mosey and Christopher slate they are 23 and 21 respectively now they were quote this is what they say upset upset with McDonald’s because their cheeseburgers have been messed up I guess that was what the the police told this smoking gun and then they premeditated an attack on the Murfreesboro eatery that had scorned them so this is exists as what happened this is what went down let me just give you the sequence of events okay okay these guys show up early Sunday you want some cheeseburgers and they are upset because they didn’t put enough onions on the cheeseburgers so they go home and they get drunk and they get worked up about how few onions are on the cheeseburgers you mean it’s just two guys sitting there you know hey man take a look at your cheeseburger for a second what what good man just open it you can’t lift the lid okay just looks like cheeseburger nothing nothing nothing no I don’t know the ordinary to me I don’t think would you say that you have enough onions well yeah just really think about it how did you mention it it’s less than normal it is a little bit less than normal amount of onions they’re small they’re diced they’re always diced that’s how I come to expect them but I would think I would think that there should be more of them we got to do okay I’m I’m getting pretty perturbed about I’m getting worked up we gotta do something about you look at that that’s an insult fig you have to talk to me you know you’re right I’m personally offended by this this has got to be wrecked there should be more onions here I think that is I think they’ve got a vendetta over over us it should be rectified we gotta get in the car and we got to drive over to the McDonald’s and we gotta give them what for and you know what there’s a cinderblock out there in a rock let’s take them with us I don’t know what we’re gonna do but we’ll figure it out once we get there pause pause the reenactment this is what happened next the onions I like the onions but if there are less onions I’ve never gotten angry about that matter of fact too many onions will be the real problem right too few onions I can I’m okay with that as the human being once they received their subpart Patties early on Sunday the two allegedly went home got drunk and continued to drink beer and get worked up about the cheeseburgers gosh I just cannot believe it it’s a personal vendetta over us we were kicked this is the tube the two boys they’re probably speaking in unison we protect I mean TEKsystems is an understatement you can read this right then I’m just gonna guess we hung out and drank more and everything went yeah the more I thought about it I knew that the onions that normal people were getting on my onions and that they were depriving us of our rights to have a lot of diced onion slate allegedly threw a brick through the McDonald’s front window while moseys on not even allegedly I did it well I threw a brick through the front window to McDonald’s and you know what it was covered in the onion and while mozi is accused of throwing a big piece of concrete you got a brick I gotta get something go you go over to the side window yeah that looks good you go over to the drive-through window and I’ll go to the front and in simultaneousness we’ll throw our bricks through there and we’ll teach him a lesson never again will they under onion uh burger here we go up I’ll go down counter three three Oh the counter three two one I’ve already thrown mine and then what happened they were arrested well it went through they went through the two windows and then two employees sustained minor injuries I think I got employee yeah yeah this is serious they’re gonna have enough onions on their burger horrible cops found slay don’t aim for people man just break break property but not not employee so one of them got home because the cops found slate at home but the other guy was captured mozi u-turn do deny went home I had to keep drinking beer and eating my burger I left my burger back there mozi was catcher because he reportedly fallen face-first into the pavement couldn’t get up because he was too drunk mozi get up mosey on out of here now come on Rosie mosey on out of here I got to get out of here that the cops are coming man just go home all right I’ll be back at home just call me if you need me okay get it don’t mention my name if the cops ask you about I’m just gonna lie here you through both of them things it’s got a comfortable tomorrow think about it oh now this got me to thinking that there are two types of people in the world okay the types that throw rocks through McDonald’s and no types who don’t know the types that throw bricks and the ties that there are large pieces of concrete no there’s two types of people there’s a person who orders their burger in a certain way you think they asked for extra onions no no I’m just saying the kind of unrelated in one sense it’s kind of related kind of unrelated this made me think because I think there’s a difference between me and you we’ve known each other for a very long time we have ordered a lot of burgers together now when I order a burger I’d say I’ve never not done this if I go to McDonald’s order a cheeseburger I just say cheeseburger if I go anywhere I just say I want a cheeseburger and only if it’s all those places where they ask me what I want on it do I tell me what I want I just get it though I don’t know just give it to me know how you want it and then there are people like you yeah who do it the right way who have it your way I mean it is with it without fail and my wife is like this too if we go out to eat it like a restaurant I just pick a menu item and you trust spaghetti bolognese I’ll say Bolognese that’s how I say it that’s right and my wife has to ask a series of questions about the menu items and is always changing it a little bit insulting the chef I think what is one thing yeah well and I will say okay at restaurants where it’s fine dining I tend to not alter the menu as much because it’s someone who takes pride in a creation but at fast-food places I will say McDonald’s I don’t alter anything I’m fine with they don’t ask for honors and I don’t get upset when there’s fewer onions but at Burger King appropriately enough I’d say no tomatoes because you don’t maybe invited for it to be my way they’ve they’ve given me the license to do that and no I do not like tomatoes if McDonald’s or anyone else puts tomatoes on stuff yeah oh you saw so I don’t like ketchup but I don’t like tomatoes so I’ll take it off what is that what are you saying that says about I don’t think it’s okay well first of all I can handle it I’m not saying it’s a negative thing I’m not saying one is better than the other but my theory is now first of all we talked about picky eaters I think we talked about that one good man whatever we call that the old show good morning Chia Lincoln yeah so we can go back and watch that later but this isn’t necessarily about picky eaters this is I think that someone who has an inclination to have it their way when it comes to ordering food like I wanted that and I don’t want onions and I don’t Beto’s and I don’t want mustard I want a little extra mayonnaise the in fact the more opinions that they have about the burger that they order the more particular opinions they have about lots of life situations that’s my theory yeah first of all I’ve done a little research and it has been suggested I don’t necessarily think it’s been proven but it has been suggested that picky eating in general is a genetic thing there’s a study of like five thousand pairs of identical twins I don’t know exactly how all this went down but they essentially determined that it’s not a lot of people think a lot of parents judge other parents when they see a kid that’s a picky eater they think the parents are doing something wrong like you don’t know how to expose your children to food you’re just if you got a spoiled brat well that actually turns out that most of that inclination for picky eating is a genetic thing so but I think that if you have that inclination a picky eating inclination you’re gonna be picky about other things in your life your particular bite your food you’re gonna be predicted by other thing you got identical about the temperature for instance yes is this something that holds true I’m very particular yeah I’m particular about all those things because I have I have an opinion about things that impact me personally if something impacts me personally I’m gonna develop an opinion about it and as to optimize my experience and that can be channeled into positive things that’s why you do more of the editing and more of the very detailed editing with the stuff that we work on because I just kind of like yeah okay you know I mean whatever and then you kind of get down into that thing but on the negative side it makes it a little bit more difficult to hang out with somebody who’s picky because you know I’m just gonna go up to the place and I’m just gonna say give me a burger the guy who’s a little bit more particular is a little bit more I’m not making you eating my burger but it’s a little bit annoying you have to admit that it’s a little bit annoying to say no tomato know when I’m ordering a marinara with all my gosh I’m so annoyed no I’m saying with with with every life that situation that you encounter some they’re gonna have a little extra of opinion and then a little extra opinion it’s just gonna be a little annoying it’s something you just have to sort of say okay you know what I’m just gonna stay out of this and let him have it his way tight honest man I just I think if you’re annoyed by someone ordering to mate no tomato that’s none of us being a little I’m saying how it translates into other areas like you know it’s like one degree too cold in here right now or it’s like one degree too hot or you smell funny yeah you do a lot of that you do a lot of maybe I smell Tommy I would you the one who’s smelling funny I’m just gonna do I smell like tomatoes no her onions and I’m also a siding with people say oh you can’t taste the tomatoes well if you like tomatoes you don’t taste them but if you if you don’t if you do like tomatoes you don’t taste them if you don’t like them you’re gonna taste them that bananas too only bananas in anything so you are you annoyed right now see you’re not annoyed I’m slightly annoyed I’m not saying it ruins our friendship I’m just saying it’s a little bit going you’re not gonna throw a brick at I’m easy er to get along with that’s Jason who’s easier to get along with state don’t answer that all right Christian in the comments but are you a picky eater and are you picky about other things I’m going to say questions at comments who annoys you more yeah yeah ask that question in this episode link does dead move on rats oh so now I get my Redemption which I’m never good at this but the dead move from the Gregory Brothers episode a few weeks back it’s what you used to do to me use your weight against me I’m gonna burn a fag now I’m dead what are you realize 74 I’m dead yeah just doesn’t have the same in it later right there it doesn’t have the same effect I wonder how much actually landed in your hair I really I really I don’t feel like I’m being dominated at all I’m here the more I think about it you [Music] [Applause] [Music]