today we ask the age-old question will it sushi let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning as you know on this show we’d like to frequently ask the question will it to find out if things will and today we’re asking that question about sushi and I’m very excited about this for two reasons reason number one I love sushi and reason number two link hate sushi I do and you know what typically sushi has raw fish in it so there’s actually hope for me today I am hopeful because we’re replacing the raw fish with other things to see if they will roll up into sushi in a way that can be palatable even for me we’ll see how you do link mmm I don’t think it’s gonna end well it’s time to find out well sushi okay we know that you don’t like sushi but what if we replaced the sushi with something that you love cereal sushi all right we’re starting off on a good note man look that’s beautiful to look at this guy’s so what is that seaweed wrap around it oh that might be focus whistling Stevie I do not like seaweed well hold on now when you eat sushi the proper way to eat it is with the chopsticks and also you’re supposed to eat an entire piece you got any a whole thing I mean it just smells like the sea but this one’s got a little cereal Center what what see really we’re working with here I just earned a frosted million meaning when you there yeah we got some cocoa pebbles and we’ve got some pepper crisp nice I’m a dip this in my milk and try to ignore the fact that the seaweed seaweed around it seems very strong so you he’s coming through pretty strong no it’s like yeah this might runt cereal for me I don’t want to do that I don’t think that’s possible it’s like sushi for babies or immature people we call this one the cero roll huh dank it mom the foodie comes to very fruity that’s a big bite yep welcome to sushi land man I just off the ship on the island of sushi now I’m the captain mm-hmm I just don’t like seaweed but I love cereal they’re having a battle in my mouth right now I got to tell you I love sushi and I like seaweed but when it’s paired with other things from the I love it when it’s prepared with this not good but I think we have enough information to make a decision cereal will it sushi know many sushi menus have a rock and roll roll on him and so do we inspired by the living legend of rock and roll Elvis will the sushi you just said living legends so you’re keeping the dream alive oh yeah it uh-huh look at this so so that you’re telling me to LEDs himself some of his body is in this no we did not roll Elvis up in some seaweed because as we stated he is living right this is his signature sandwich which is peanut butter and inner with some bacon on top no this has the soy sauce we are going with the soy sauce on this but as you can see link that wasabi hasn’t gone bad it’s just peanut butter and again I’m hopeful this could do it for me no no no you want to put the peanut butter on to it before you oh really that yeah yeah listen welcome to sushi land I’m the captain everything will be okay if you just listen I mean that looks good I mean they already call this the rock and roll roll this let’s call it the rock and roll roll roll let’s add a roll my friend king of rock and roll roll roll roll three rolls well girls roll king of rock’n roll roll roll roll danke roll roll roll your boat I’m riding to Graceland Oh mmm I’m taste every part the Elvis combination really pushes the seaweed to the side mm-hmm which is one of my favorite songs from his time in Hawaii push it in the seaweed to the side it got him banned in a couple of countries now he’s not allowed in Hawaii I think – seaweed actually complimented this one a little bit it made me feel like I was actually on vacation with Elvis and he likes look you need some sunscreen I would pay peanut butter on $1,000 to rub sunscreen on Elvis’s belly hmm I’ll bring the sunscreen all right you got it down now I got it down and you know what it’s it’s great this can be in restaurants it should be Elvis king of rock n roll roll roll roll roll Willis sushi yes one of the problems with sushi is that it just doesn’t fill me up but what if we make the sushi itself fully loaded fully loaded baked potato one of the sushi oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah okay so we’ve got all the ingredients that you would normally enjoy and a fully loaded baked potato including a piece of the potato skin on top potato in the middle cheese sour cream we’ve got the green on y’all and then we’ve got some sour cream to dip it in and there’s also bacon bits thrown into the mix man I’m tempted to put like a strip a medium rare or rare steak over the top of this do you put steak on your fully loaded baked potatoes well right beside it you know who’s taking potatoes what about okay you got to grab this see look I’ve got my chive nestled under my chopstick and then we got some sour I think you should go deep okay so yeah cuz we got a lubricate this your voyage that’s right we sure do those belts are squeaking we gotta lubricate it lubricate the voyage dink it fully loaded baked potato and sing it okay well my mama used to do that too she’d fully loaded baked potato you every time you turn around boy that was that was beyond decent it’s really good what would make it a 10 out of 10 is if it came out sizzling with fajitas like a fajita yeah it’s really really hot with that you know what I mean with it with us with a medium rare piece of steak all right don’t know what we can add it to the menu mm-hmm with steak extra $11 how’s that I love it yeah fully loaded baked potato will its sushi yes now let’s get festive the question is can we sushi eyes the most famous meal associated with a holiday Thanksgiving will is sushi yeah it’s never too early to celebrate Thanksgiving Oh cuz it is early I want to acknowledge that but again is it ever too early to get be thankful I don’t eat I don’t think it’s too early to be thankful and also think that this is something that is done in a lot of places right because this combination of ingredients makes a lot of sense it’s magic tastes good this has turkey dressing not stuffing because it was never inside of the bird cranberry sauce and of course rice and seaweed yeah you gotta have that we call it rolls giving dink it depends after all that you know what gravy I am sorry that I forgot about you for a second I feel like you got to do both sides of it honestly okay dip it look at that think it tastes and grip it home yeah I am thankful for what I’m thankful somebody dreamed up this combination of flavors mmm I’m thankful especially for gravy yeah I mean let’s do the math here turkey plus gravy plus gravy plus gravy plus anything else equals something awesome hmm it’s a long equation yeah I’m not gonna put that on that say T no I think the answer is very clear here Thanksgiving will it sushi yes so where’s the first place you’d go after Thanksgiving the bathroom and right there in the bathroom is the most use roll of all time toilet paper will it sushi okay we’re doing this we’re doing it because here’s why we’re doing it as we have discussed many times on this show the future is bleak the world is not looking good right now people there’s there’s too many of us there’s not enough resources we’re gonna end up having to eat this kind of food in what apocalyptic world do you intend to live in where you’re gonna be eating sushi with toilet paper encasing rice seaweed more toilet paper and what appears to be twigs what does shavings from the cardboard roll listen no you don’t want to believe this but there’s nutrients in here man every time I start my dog is eating something that doesn’t seem nutritious but she’s still alive that’s not conclusive what do you think this is made from trees man trees is plants plants vegetables vegetables is food let me make sure I got for that paper is tree trees is plants plants is very vegetables vegetables is food work well wait right – it didn’t you’re right and the soy sauce is gonna be good all right so I’m going hard in the soy sauce right now yeah you want to get it really really saturated oh my goodness you know what I know you don’t like it but sometimes if there’s a really difficult piece of sushi to eat putting the ginger onto it and I’m gonna go wasabi on this one too which I haven’t done yet which I would definitely advise yeah yeah more you want more than that Lee right because it’s very weak this is a week when I can tell mmm tongue down on this puppy yeah you can do that here we go sauce it and roll it what do we call it a toilet paper roll I mean that’s simple as that yeah paper dink it turn it up woah woah father ah it’ll pass oh it’s very dead this too shall pass you know how much I work my shyness oh yeah it’ll clear you right up oh I’m crying very good in it no we’re not good I will say this I feel very awake right now no that’s the best part of sushi man is the wasabi I mean I knew what sabi did that but I didn’t know that that little amount is that much damage oh you put quite a bit on okay so toilet paper roll will it sushi no I’m told one of the more popular sushi rolls is the spider roll but what if we took that literally spiders look at sushi I haven’t seen these oh my freaking reality this is edible zebra tarantulas salted you got this stuff from a can guys I hate you this is a nice touch right here spiders are amongst my least favorite things not just to eat but just to be in the presence of look how big that freakin spider was is it dried it’s hairy yeah I would say i’ma go with that wasabi but I’m not going back there either I don’t know if I should put anything else that makes it take longer to get down but I definitely feel like I should dip eat it just grab it man just grab it we got it but I had to put it back down grab it come on let’s find a way do you need a whole scorpion yeah and then you ate a live beetle yeah I lucked out and didn’t have to do either of those things I feel like you’ve got proper training for this luck be a lady I want to quit right now I want to quit life this is what we do right we so that other people will know if it’s worth then right we’re doing a service yeah it’s like when you remind me that people it doesn’t help like there’s sushi chefs wandering this welcome to the show sushi chefs welcome to sushi laughs oh gosh oh gosh gosh all right let’s get pumped up yeah this is just this is what we do oh he’s legs are hairier than mine can we come up with that equation by there’s animals animals pigs pigs bacon thank you spiders is bacon spiders animals animals meat meat is pig pig is bacon dink it terrain char roll three two one spiders is bacon looks like a seed in there spiders got seeds spiders do have seeds I see I have fields of seeds I don’t retire you know he doesn’t have a lot of taste spiders are bacon I’m just trying to crunch and Munch okay now try it it tastes like spider yeah what’s it taste like to you it was deep within the bowels pick up your trash can man hell you have to go on without me man huh I’m gonna leave you here on Susie Island are you guys wallet I’m trying to good gracious link I’ll come back for you man my body said no man I was trying so hard to be okay you can do it you can get oh gosh it is so unpleasant I’m proud of you man spiders will they sushi no thanks for liking commenting subscribing you know what time it is if you want to bring will it into your own a home you can get the willit posters Volume one and volume two available at Redmond comm slash store also watch good mythical crew this Saturday where you can see Mike and Alice go to sushi school did they learn how think through the good mythical more that’s what it’s called we’re gonna have the crew come in and eat some of this stuff with us in a world where cats meow sirens in a world where cats meow sirens is that a siren or is that a cat I don’t know I’m in a world where it’s the same thing and I never know if I should be if I should be pulling over or if I should be petting something I’m always confused well this guy’s been through a lot so I think he’s quite a champ so I think this is nothing to him oh so you’re gonna make him eat a spider oh yeah I think I think you’re up to going all the way oh yeah oh yeah