but the problem is that you’re out and I don’t mean you need to watch it out no I mean I don’t like blue cheese I like ranch Thousand Island it is [Music] hmm okay that’s a good compromise it’s got a happy ending so yeah right now everybody’s okay look it man whoa well somebody writing that down somebody does somebody need is somebody write the lyrics oh that’s sensors need to watch gutturally yeah because it never rhymed which is the key which is key one of musicals listen rat everyone every song cannot be as good as the chicken noodle soup song which as we all know yeah it’s mega net to hit grossing that again what no no let it leave them all anyway just letting me what it was let it be what it was no but you know what there’s a third song we should yeah I do have a guitar I do I do have a good time I’m trying to get my road together man I need a staple I do have a guitar and I plan Jen I’m trying to be decent for you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means me that’s so pretty where’s your robe Jin get with the program I wish I had one at this point need to check you’re so beautiful you need to check your memos you know what you missed them me mr. roat memo don’t want to give away too much but I will tell you yeah oh that I have two nipples and also um I wore this robe in buddy system ha ha ha but you weren’t you I wasn’t me you but you weren’t you it was me you were you but it means someone else so if you like me in this robe you should watch buddy system when it comes that’s really where I’m going if you like him in that robe if you’re a little weird right now men in robes you should watch buddy system who doesn’t that’s a tag line tell you what you got here right guy questions the keychain but I also have questions about being sick we have answers have you jotted these down for yourself and you’re gonna use pseudonyms as if people from the internet wrote them but these are all things that you want to know yeah exactly is that sweatshirt in the holes is that the style thing or is that like good doughnut well if I got attacked I mean then be a weird attacking but it lost I don’t know whatever it was Wolverines baby um these it’s this style I feel kind of weird buying holy clothes but I also really like what do you call it what’s the style aged distress stressed yeah delivery maybe an ideals maybe yeah we like to wear ripped clothes in Canada it’s our thing and we love it look you want the cold air to get into the holes yeah that’s my shirt until you live in California now oh good can see my shirt okay that’s good to know it’s guys that way y’all wish I had a shirt underneath right now if your mom knows that you had that she’s like what about the cold air getting in the holes no my mom would say that’s what your mind that’s how your mom would say yeah yeah that’s not how I wasn’t talking I’m gonna talk like Annie what’s her name again I am Pam gosh I’m sorry she was on the show he’s gonna wash this and she’s gonna call Pam and you know what it’s map backwards how I remember your name immediately yeah map backwards because Canada is above America on the map you’ll never forget it there you go that’s why I’m beating myself up inside right now hurry up and ask a question rescue us alright okay how do you okay William McMicken great last yeah yeah but you made up and I cause it’s you Aston is all these people secretly me how do you simulate the perfect sick voice how do you simulate it mmm that’s a weird way this is when calling your boss hey boss school hey school I gotta I’ve got a wig that’s that’s the worst I’ve got a wicked throat thing that sounds they can act it is a clinic at all the first thing you do is you breathe heavily and then you add a little you added you let the liquids that are down here you introduce those into the air it’s much simpler and then you start talking if you want to actually pass the test yeah you want to make it believable you just hold your nose like this and you just make a phone call oh I feel horrible today it sounds it it sounds like you but it’s like oh it’s kind of like you were annoyed at yourself it’s like oh I’m so horrible today but how sick do I say anyone who sounds like sorry I should be fine I don’t feel good they’re like man he doesn’t sound like him so see how much I don’t like some house almost like myself that’s better speaking too fast though I think yeah but I’ll be turning the tone I would also speak like this I’ll speak lower slower then like turn away from the phone and like cough a bit I know that’s Oh No are you asking the questions are given the answers oh oh yes if you already know I don’t know I’m just joking you know what generation no you’re right okay can we take that again have you guys old have you got a cold since you’ve been in America like once or twice maybe you’re healthy thanks mom does the vitamins but when I get sick it’s like yay it’s Canada sick yes yeah oh there’s a virus in America that yeah Haiti and sick it is wicked wicked I’m hungry you got a sick yet because I [Music] I’m not gonna be mean – Jen are you the rest of this episode right I piled it all at the top I’m not being mean I’m being audited I was you being you only not they’ve been sick you’re being Canadian assuming that they have better noble you said what was your sick voice I mean my sick voice she’s turned away in coughs but turn away Mike Tay Zonday yeah yeah like a net like a hernia inspection I personally never had one of those so Touche yeah turning cough women don’t hard now on this women don’t get hernias head head not light a newsflash love it they don’t they’re not flash their head like that checks for hernias in the same way and well women don’t get hernia so I mean I’m sure women do Canadian women don’t Nadine next question yes okay uh next question is how do you successfully oh no we’re not gonna do that okay good just gonna whatever I was so sorry how does successfully do we skip a question hey we don’t start reading it uh uh does anyone still use the word sick to mean really cool how can I have a sick sick day and this is asked by Tiffany Lorraine blower yeah blower blower I definitely I use it I’ll use it weekly I use it – yeah does anyone still use the word sick to mean really cool and how can she have a sick sick day I think sick days are always sick I feel like we’re not we’re not qualified to answer this we’re not Millennials or what do you mean you’re gonna have fun we’re not young enough I’m answering the part about how to have fun yeah Oh what when you’re sick oh I know how to have fun when I’m sick I thought a fun sick day I thought did I read the wrong question I thought it said unconfuse how do you still use the word sick to mean really cool no can you this meaning I said yes I use it weekly so I answered the first part about 72 seconds does anyone still use the word sick to mean really cool yeah whatever no yeah I do weekly is what I said not qualified answer okay I’m not qualified answer let’s answer the second part of the question yeah which is how to have an awesome sick day good question place that um well first of all you got to make sure that no one’s gonna be like the only buddy messing with you right or watching right so if it’s a gif is it if it’s a sick day for me I want it to be you know my kids are like a little bit homeschooled a little bit regular schooled so they’re like sometimes at school and sometimes not pretty confused kid they’re confused constantly they have their identity is all screwed up but I’m sorry I don’t want it to be a day there when they’re home because that’s my couch time I’m like listen I’m not going to work I’m gonna work it right here on the couch I’m gonna watch seven movies in a row I’m going to eat a can of soup with every movie seven cans see I gotta stay hydrated gotta stay 21 hours you gotta have a lot of Saudi and I don’t want children today in my business for that part they might get sick listen listen I don’t want yeah I’m not gonna enjoy it I just want daddy just wants to be on the couch and he doesn’t want to be having to do he doesn’t have to be disciplining children yeah he wants to be just a passively taking an entertainment in soup all day that’s an awesome sick kid and my kids are gonna be there like I was going to work I might as well just get something done yeah we don’t take sick days I haven’t taken it actually I took half a sick day about three months ago first time and you watch seven movies in a half a day I watched three and a half three Neph Kansas City and then I got a half movie guy I got halfway through Braveheart I came in dang no you did yeah the moment I kick the horse is Sigma the moment I decide to sit down and watch Braveheart again is the moment that I’m dying I’m dead I don’t think there will ever be a point in my life as great of a movie as that was that I’ll ever decide to watch it again if I you know I just can’t imagine if I found myself watching Braveheart be like this is it mmm this is it I’m dead kind of hard to avoid Braveheart at this point is it I find it pretty easy are you talking about Google glass I don’t know what you mean by that like because I heard the great whites constantly on Google glass that’s why I don’t have one I can’t get anything done if I’m watching Braveheart at all oh I’m spitting I’m sorry next that’s a Braveheart nap you just don’t download that uh Google glass once you download a Braveheart app it’s Braveheart all the time and you’re dead it’s over I feel like this is a good chance to transition into the key yeah you’re all on top of those transition yeah I’m very good at them very very smooth now why is that in a plastic your composure this close to crazy is pretty great I know I want to commend you yeah how’s that chocolate oh my oh me more your composure this close to crazy thank you Carrie yeah here you go I so i highlighted the first bit that i realized the entire letter is very important so good all of it you want me to read this in American English you’re Canadian English both at the same time dear rhett and Link and Jen oh there you go since I watched the video on the retirement of the mythical male museum an announcement of the keyring I knew this was my chance well you’re right my name is Nicolette and I have Nicolette rhymes with Nicorette I don’t know why I just wanted to say that great product hmm and I’ll be in a sponsor you know yeah this episode is brought to you by Nicorette and I live in Washington State but I didn’t always live here my dad was in the US Navy so I lived in a Navy base in Yokosuka Japan about an hour from Tokyo I don’t have to respond when I said I lived there for almost 11 years I grew up taking sure you know what it’s like to live in Tokyo or in Yokosuka Japan which is about an hour from Tokyo say it once why you can’t make up new rules I said that originally I only do it one time yes rule yeah I mean think about how annoying would be if I just kept every time somebody said Tokyo you’re never gonna make it to this letter I lived there for almost 11 years I grew up taking trips where I already been there taking trips my family friends around the area by taking the train a short 1 hour train ride could get us all the way to Tokyo but there is one train stop that is home and that is Yokosuka Oh Oh whoo Oh whoo Oh the key chain included here is an exact replica that I have made of the sign we would see as we arrived home that’s cool as my family friends and I moved away from Japan to places across the u.s. I thought it would be appropriate to make these keychains for them to remind them of home and carry it with them she was doing a keychain thing before we were doing a keychain thing she’s OG Nicolette Nicorette though we have all moved from Yokosuka years ago it is still what bonds us all so our love of nicorette which has helped the entire family stop smoking I hope you can add this to the mythical keychain ring some of my friends are also mythical beasts and we would be so honored all the best to you and the crew sincerely Nicolette Nicorette 10 minutes I feel like the crew should clap when some white outfit you sure and if there’s any yes so that’s the sign that she would see that’s cool you know because then it’s like a small sign you’re always you’re always home when you got this keychain kind of a thing totally yeah but that is your reminder reminder quite a collaboration of keychains we’re getting there guys yeah mail is your keychain along with a letter which describes why it’s special so special that is worth us putting on here but not so special that you weren’t willing to part with huh yeah you understand [Music]