GMM 970: Chicken Noodle Soup Bath

rub-a-dub-dub two men and some chicken noodles in a tub let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning mythical beast you are like the inquisitive yodeler who yodeled his question or her question from the mountaintop and we are the echo who repeated your question back to you verbatim but in such a way as to make you think we answered it well it’s very complex we ask you to ask us questions about sick being sick and sick thinks sick day and Stephanie Matthias asked what is the best home remedies for when you’re sick plural and since you used s and made it plural we’re gonna make the answer plural because everybody knows the number one cure for a cold is chicken noodle soup number two cure for when you’re sick is a hot bath and we today are going to combine the two I don’t know if that’s actually number two but so what it’s what we decided to do let’s just go with it not draw any attention to it we’re gonna make ourselves a chicken noodle soup bath human-sized here we are again with our trusty metal tub that we take two men baths in yeah it’s time to do it again red we’re back again do you feel sick you know what I have been fighting off a cold and I feel like I still got a little bit of congestion in there so I’m gonna bring you all the way out it’s gonna loosen it up hopefully won’t loosen it up and put it into the soup no I’m sure you’re going to be enjoying we’re gonna sample that okay so we’re feeling the heat from the coals that are underneath this and bringing this up to a simmer we got some chicken broth already in here we can add some more if we have all the ingredients that you need for chicken noodle soup including chicken broth lift with your back and let your legs go I can just smell the sodium healing the sodium is healing somebody should have mixed that but whatever of course you can have chicken noodle soup without carrots carrots make you make you well so do salaries oh I think you have another important ingredient over there I’ve got some onions these are good for your skin you know that celery photos yeah brother I’m eating soup before I feel like I’m in physics class let’s noodle this piece okay lots of noodles bucketfuls of noodles you had sort of a noodle nugget there a noodle plug you want for the new okay now this is this is Kylie’s the noodle crackin when you’re dealing with soup of this size noodle plugs are not an uncommon occurrence not here’s how you deal with noodle plug you take your paddle can I have one yeah and you find the plug you want to locate the point where there’s one you want to break up the plug just want to break it just want to break up that plug oh yeah look at that it can be difficult to locate the plug because the plugs don’t float blogs and sinker okay plugs are a sinker on that note we’re gonna move on to the most important ingredient and chicken chicken noodle soup chicken chicken link I think you’ve got chickens so get all this chicken parts I’m getting hungry for some bad I’m getting really hot – me too we’ve got pieces of chicken but we also wanted a chicken chicken to just be taking a bath with us yeah and that could be what one of a sits on or we could play find the chicken find the chicken yeah I might be sitting on it – there you go okay now I think we should stir again you want to make sure you just brush up next to the chicken you don’t want to undo the chicken you want chicken to stay intact how you’re talking about this as if you’ve done it before I’ve done in my mind who has done this black chicken floated a little bit get Bob let’s call her Bob okay all right now we wait for this to come up to bathing temperature which I’m saying is about 95 degrees mmm that sounds great that’s gonna take time we’re gonna kill the time by singing a song [Music] sick is a doll sick is a cat sick as a corrupt diplomat sicker than bees sick even trained signified an externality on girl astray I need a chicken noodle soup bag of chicken noodle soup bad just do the man sink plus chicken soup equals a chicken neurosis bag sick as a dog sick is the cat sick as a Middle Ages rat sink oven you sicker than me sick of the fruit from a Salmonella tree Salmonella grows on trees I need a chicken noodle soup bad a chicken noodle soup bad just do the man sick Plus chicken soup he was a chicken – awesome bad I need a chicken noodle soup bad chicken noodle soup bad just do the man sick plus chicken soup equals a chicken arrow so bad it’s more let’s get it I peed on myself cuz you played the mouth trumpet alright good song good soup good times alright disrobe link look at me well look we went put you in it’s a purple thing – yeah everything done we always wear the best shorts when we take bath thing right don’t tip this okay usually when I take it out to do something I didn’t proceed to do it let me check the bottom of your feet and make sure they’re clean before you stick them in something I’m going to eat now that how about my kind of dirty all right pretend you didn’t see that all right let’s go in I think I’ll get in first because I got more leg than you do and you can kind of work around me alright more than great oh whoa Warren well there’s a chicken under it I’m a foot right now yeah you get to the chicken what are the chances that I stepped on the chicken get in here Oh Oh nasty or awesome I just don’t know what I’m feeling but I’m feeling good alright I’m coming in after you oh it’s nice and warm alright oh yeah I got my foot on a noodles there’s like a noodle bed little bad yeah there’s a noodle bed oh mama haha you know what we went heavy on the celery well it’s silly just up there okay keep him silly Knicks get it get it mixed you know perhaps a noodle bit grab noodles not noodle hey whoa whoa you’re getting close noodle no I also want to make an observation that this is a perfect example of what I would want to see in a bite of chicken noodle soup in a little spoon and you’re gonna eat that yeah I’m just gonna sink I’m out to do it I’m gonna sink my mouth into it get well one bite at a time this is extremely healthy good I mean it’s just into lube how can it be bad carrots aren’t cooked up not yet he’s lost this is the life man Wednesday life these are two lives Muslim trigger I don’t like to just bite a whole chicken it’s not becoming of a man nice and warm whoa how’s it warm yeah I’m gonna fall over to chicken breast sure excuse me sprite and chicken breast happy man happy hands your foot no she can sit for the sole investors look at how pristine it is inside read away empty-nester this shudders 65 swings and things now we go down to the garage it’s a two-car but there’s only one car why because here are my oldest son skiing and camping gear all our children’s bicycles and sleds and all of the toys they outgrew but couldn’t bear to throw away we miss our children terribly but one question keeps nagging at my brain what is this empty nest we keep hearing about the kids may have flown but we’re stuck with their droppings good 29 up yeah kids taking dumps in the garage that’s a disorder and get them out of the nest all right I’m just putting this completely sealed book pack in here hey let’s take turns submerging ourselves can sorts merging yet us– merge first then i Smerch okay well you know how this goes you can get your arms out and I gotta get my legs up around you but turn to sideways but it’s the suit get your head on I’m gonna put the book in between me and you yeah do it as a barrier I can’t really get upon you tell me when you’re done here he goes and that’s the last we saw of it this is not a desirable place how was it salty did you open your mouth under there yeah it’s not hug brother everything is so soft in here exactly all right let me let me have a turn down your sides here you know we’re gonna get my arse out and then I’m gonna can you hold my glasses put your legs in my hands slide I’m like I’m gonna die like stirrup my life flashed before my eyes and it looked like chicken uh this is fun for a little bit and now I’m thinking this is weird a lot bit so I’d like to I’d like to get out and get on with my life I’m glad that we did it I don’t feel like I have to do it anymore yeah this is kind of a one-time thing it’s a Warner and you know what maybe we should look into getting a trough for each of us I think we actually already have that oh don’t know why we’re not in – okay thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is if you like to consume liquids and I advise you to do that to stay alive you should put those in a good mythical mug available reading calm slash store click through to good mythical more where we’re gonna answer your questions about being sick open some mail and have a general good time if you miss it you’ll feel stupid but not before salad bar the musical hey everybody knows we’re lining up to go to the sidebar salad bar okay yeah I need to talk to the manager branch is out paint your ridges hey don’t get too out of hand cuz that’s not ranch that’s just some milky substance in a thing that I need to wash out at the moment I decide to sit down and watch Braveheart again is the moment that I’m in I’m dying I’m dead I don’t think there will ever be a point in my life as great of a movie as was that I’ll ever decide to watch it again

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