GMMore 969: Link Is Getting Contacts??

you could use it for that if you’re assuming that we’ve got a clubhouse I love that person looks like it’s all about the clubhouse for you well you know where do you say a password at a clubhouse door when you meet another person in the club you’re like checkered cheetah’s you say something in it oh he’s in he’s in how do you know about secret clubs oh my god I think I’m gonna need at least seven I’ve been in a you weren’t I’m meeting this I made up a secret club when we were kids you never told me about it it’s called army investigators you don’t remember that I invited you be part of it what was the password there was no password cuz there was no door welcome to good mythical more because what you already saw evidently wasn’t enough and we’re grateful for that so mythical beasts thanks for being here I’m actually I’m pretty surprised at those that that second method seemed to work for you because I will say that the spinning method was horrible yeah like when I grabbed the trashcan it was because everything turned I was really hoping for a vomit cereal about to be everywhere so seriously this this dude Bates seriously came up with this this technique he had this theory like I said about the relaxation of the eyes but I’ll go a little bit deeper he actually thought that when you focused on something that I shape changed and what happened over time is people’s eyes weren’t so much tension that they couldn’t just relax their eyes and let the shape of them change what we know now though is that the way you focus is it’s the lens in the in the eye and it’s not it’s not the muscle of the eye changing shape but he’s on to something and this gets to what I’m going to talk to you about about me and wearing contacts is that I have astigmatism so not nearsighted not farsighted but my lens is misshapen it’s not with the way the optometrist described it to me it’s like if you look at like a side view of the lens it like the curvature this way and the curvature this way is not the same so it’s a little oblong and that’s why you can’t use exercises to change that because that is a that’s pretty much it but when you squint your eyes if you can’t see and you you know you squint your eyes it’s your body’s instinct to try to change the shape of your eye lens in order to see better in Flint and maybe there’s like a marginal effect there’s definitely people who swear by this this method I mean he wrote this book called perfect sight without glasses quite and what’s his name Huxley Aldous Huxley yeah he wrote a book about it he was all into this and then it was proven that when he was demonstrate the effectiveness of the technique it turns out that he was just mimic he had memorized these things that he was reading because he forgot one time and was like they had then he took out a magnifying glass triangle so you got a blue it but yeah that’s kind of blow it but who knows maybe there’s a little something to it because you had you had a little improvement or maybe I’ll just start wearing contacts which I’m considering in certain instances you know in in the athletic forum what are you talking about it when you say athletic for like when I go on and talk to people athletes on the internet know I’m gonna get ready like when I go to the relay Kurt Rambis when I go to the beat for Kurt Rambis yeah that’s sure that’s your assignment for Google Kurt I’m only gonna ever high-five you in the future ever when you say Kurt Rambis and that is our password Kurt Rambis you guys don’t know who that is well Eddie does do some of you think it’s you think you don’t know who Kurt Rambis is you think Kurt anyone here yeah Morgan does you think Kurt Rambis is super eager he’s actually a coach now oh really yeah who does he still where the who did he or does he coach Kurt Rambis looking bug who’s it Knicks yeah oh okay sorry the Knicks coach yes I mean he’s in the mix man he bought those glasses he still does he wears those goggles so um here’s a little buddy system tidbit so I had to spend a whole day not wearing my glasses on set and I had to wear a costume contact okay in one eye I’m give you that much I’m give him give him a little bit at a time Ling but the optometrist had to fit me for this thing and then in the other eye she said would you you want to wear a contact lens I’m like well I never have but since I’m wearing this cosmetic one I might as well wear one this function Li because over the course of the day without wear my glasses I will get a headache I got a headache immediately when I started doing this right my eyesight is not really that bad if you look at like the original test I can get down to light I went always at the bottom line eight well yeah and I came with my glasses you have 20/20 vision um but what was that saying Oh Concha she put she put a prescription lens in and then all that day that day it was difficult but I didn’t get a headache and then I’m like you know I go to the gym with my glasses I go to the beach with my glass I’m like switching like my prescription sunglasses with my other glasses it’s it’s a pain just I want to do it if I’ve already just to be in your presence of God if I’ve gotten over the hump of putting a contact lens in for the shoot and by the way we do shoot things where I don’t need my glasses where I can’t have my glasses and I get headaches so I can wear it for that too I’m like I should get some contact lenses so I go back in and she gives him some contact lenses I didn’t think you could get contact lenses for a stigmatism but you can where’d you get that phone information um the athletic forms I think all those athlete Kurt Rambis told you that he’s just a coach man he’s not a nice but you listen to the code about because I because it’s a it reshapes your lens but the way they do it is they put a it’s a weighted contact lens that the bottom of the contact lens is thicker and so it settles so when you put the lens in you can actually put your finger on it and turn it and it’s like getting in and out of focus it’s crazy and if you blink a lot it’ll like settle in the right place Lizzy you’ve got these yeah you’ve had them for years think Lizzy letting you know now you have these thanks for telling me about this that I could have done this Lizzy I’ve known this all along my contacts don’t like there’s a line if you look really closely on the on the lens and that’s so you can line it up Lizzy your eyes have been rotating for years then they set on the right place for you yeah well I’m having a hard time I mean I don’t I like wearing glasses uh in for fashion and for being cuz I’m to get I’m the one with glasses I mean I don’t want to stop wearing glasses that I like it but I think you know on a slippery slope here because I’m testing out contact for athletic dorm it’s your room and I mean I I’ve been meaning to go to the eye doctor but today when we did this I was like oh you feel good I can tell you feel good uh well no I actually how good you to eat you feel I mean I’m ready for a change I mean I mean of course I mean I need I need I got to do something different with my with my look so yeah you doing in your beard Yeah right you’re gonna shave your beard you should do that okay I’ve been thinking about it you know I think like it’s get a little too long so um I don’t know the glasses are in jeopardy man but I’m having a lot of trouble contact lenses it’s not an easy what you need I believe is you need contacts in and then you need transitions lint lenses and this is not an ad you you need gonna walk inside my eyes turn dark and when I walk out no opposite no no not no you wear the glasses to maintain your brand right oh but this is for this is what happens sometimes we’re in a we’re in a hurry we got someplace to go yeah and yet don’t you guys think getting in the car and the time from the time that you open the car door and then begin to back out we’re talking an average of four minutes okay because of why cuz the glass is wood so the first thing you do is you know you open the door and then you you get in you you everything’s everything’s well first of all if it’s a hot day you’ve got the fifth shade and the shade and I’ve never used one does but you’re gotta get the shade to fold it up let’s tie it down so that’s Decimus IME I’m just a visitor where’s you gotta focus up this is why I Drive because when I get in the car I get in the car and then we’re back we’re gone your cart don’t even have an ignition now here exactly so push the button so did you do this and you do that and then the next thing you do is like okay well god if I’m I got to get this case get this case out and take these off take the case out take the sunglasses off put those on put those in there put it back get the thing out and I’m saying all of that while I’m doing anything of that and even though you drive the same car all the time there’s adjusting missa it’s like I guess know no one else I’m in the car but it’s just like hey get a judge right the posture getting married just right yeah side view oh yeah you testing everything you’re biting a Kevin Hart routine now because I know he did a stand-up thing about this cuz he told me you gotta tell him that like he made fun of his manager for the same day and then and then the only thing that helps is the fact that you backed in so you can get you zip away that’s right yes but it doesn’t make other difference so if I’d if I wear contacts I’m shaving off how much time um not enough for you to start applying in so I will say let me acknowledge the Kevin Hart thing because this has always been true of you but then Kevin Hart talked about a manager or agent or somebody doesn’t say the same thing and he’s got a routine is great routine about how long it takes a guy and then they were trying to run from somebody and like this I get why so hope meanie starts going to his routine I haven’t seen it yet but but told me about it so you Transitions lenses so you’ve got contacts on and used for the glasses all the time you never change you just get in there and the Sun hits them and they just go dark become sunglasses of course you look like a freak for like a minute when you walk into any label because it’s like anything besties know cuz you just look like one of those guys that wear sunglasses inside a lot of people in California do that no I put they’re all jerks I won’t look like those because I look like a guy whose eyes are black and can’t see any stumbling or okay you continue to not err see what I’m saying the lenses on the glasses or transitions not the contacts oh I’m not trying to eat like a zombie man then you wear that that’s not as cool of an eye you wear the glasses that I thought you had a good idea but you don’t translate what I’m saying I mean sure maybe maybe that works but that’s an invention that we have to come up with just came up I just did it’s my idea enjoy because I thought it was yours but it’s fine but all I’m saying is if you just wear the the contacts and then wear Transitions lenses we’re never gonna get caught by anybody you can just get in a car and go away can I ask you one more question though yeah then what why can’t the glasses still have prescription because they aren’t oh they can be sunglasses yeah they could just be sunglasses with prescription transition lenses yeah but you but you said you wanted to have you you wanted to have contacts I’m trying to accommodate I’m trying to make this all the best of all I don’t want to wear contact I don’t then why do you have them well we’re so confused right now and by the way I’m not gonna get that surgery where they shave off your lens I’m not for the sporting forum I’m not doing that for athletics when I looked into that I went to I got a an optometrist told me to what the procedure was almost fainted that’s not happening to my face so that’s out don’t even put it in the comments I should have said that earlier oh really you’re not open to laser nose is running LASIK yeah LASIK is for better people than me

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