GMM 969: Fix Your Eyesight Experiment

Link can see clearly now the glasses are gone let’s talk about good mythical morning Ling often do you think yourself man if I didn’t have these stupid double monocles on my face I’d be normal like everybody else never used the term stupid or demonically and when related to my glass I kind of liked them but yeah there are times when I think especially in like an athletic forum yeah that I always in those I did my time I turn around I wish I didn’t have to have these stupid double monocles on my face yes the answers yes today you’re in luck because I’m going to take you through a series of exercises that stand a very good chance of allowing you to be able to see without your double monocles for reals yes all right you ready I’m in let’s get to experimenting and can we fix links optics yes I’m going to be using something called the Bates Method over a hundred years old it’s based on the theory that your eyes the reason that they sometimes don’t work is because they’re under too much tension and all you have to do they all the times don’t work all the times it’s just relax the eyes oh it’s a series of exercises to just relax the eyeballs and allow you to see and there’s still people today who swear by this we’re gonna find out today does it work don’t relax that much okay don’t scare me okay I want to get a baseline first as you can see over here we have an eye chart I can see it great please remove your double monocles oh yeah that’s that’s how we’re going to test whether or not it actually works don’t both eyes at the same time cuz that’s how I just want to see which line you can get to and successfully read without the assistance of your glasses so once you start on seven start on seven F elo P 2d that’s actually a Z but I’m gonna give it to more about 800 FG TC uh you you missed a couple there it’s really blurry but you only successfully got through seven eight was very spotty so we’re going to call you a seven even though you called the Z a two in there no numbers up there except the ones on the end oh okay okay at your level seven link your eyesight is currently level seven let’s get started the first method Hallman the ultimate way to relax your eyes is to have your eyes do absolutely no work at all and that means to stare into the void yeah but we can’t create a void and the base method it doesn’t assume that you can find a void so it just right I’ve been looking use your palms so what I want you to do is just like the lady in the picture here link I want you to cover your eyeballs with your palms the key is to get absolutely doing it no light at home don’t get too excited yet just because this is an old method and I want to make sure that we’re doing our due diligence to face me a little bit I don’t know why I’m talking louder just good face me a little bit okay I guess I can’t hear you I’m gonna make sure no these are not my hands okay I need some help here I’m just making sure that all the light has been blocked out you just hold those in place that that’s helping a lot I’m getting more void now my eye should be open under here right like I’m it’s like I’m so what is that a scarf yeah you look great oh my goodness okay now if you let go of those all right now just hold hold that for a for a little bit I’m in the void yet okay that’s enough of a feeling I went deep in the void all right we’re coming out of the void link like Houdini if who do you really crazy oh my goodness like my frickin glasses with the mannequin hand I didn’t know what the American head do you know what I’m not gonna need any where’s okay link let’s check in with a chart okay let’s see what level you can get to now why don’t you just try eight again @w FF g FB see how did it get so much worse you started with a w last time you only missed two letter oh he’s gonna no no that’s what you said last time okay so you’re pretty much the same are you ready for a second method don’t give up yet rather visualization like this next exercise helps you to rely on your brain and not so much on your eyes mm-hmm cuz sometimes according to the Bates Method your eyes are just working too hard when your brain is all it needs to be working and accepting the information from your eyes I can fill my eyes working hard now without my glasses I’m getting a headache just relax a little bit I can see you kind of got a furrowed brow just yeah just stay in this relaxed state and your vision will be cured in just a second that’s great that is the perfect relaxation state that you should be in but I do want you to put your blindfold on real quick okay again you’re going to be using your mind’s eye not your actual eyes okay so link what I’m going to ask you to do is to visualize something and then I’m gonna take you deeper and deeper and deeper and smaller and smaller and smaller into this visualization and it’s going to help train your mind’s eye to see very small things okay what okay it’s going to work trust me I want you to visualize the sandwich in front of you all right it is a peanut butter and relish sandwich your favorite never heard of that can you see it are you guys I think is it yeah it’s a white bread I don’t know I want you to visualize it being wheat bread oh it’s wheat bread and I want you to visualize a mustard heart on top of it I see it and on top of the mustard there’s even smaller spring cleese really small spring cleese and when I see in my mind’s eye is it blurry or is it crisp it’s as crisp as you want your mind to see it okay it’s very crisp wrinklies it’s right on top of it is very crisp right on top of the green spring cleese there’s little red hairs yes they’re very hard to see but I can see them really smile I have 20/20 vision I can see it then on the red hairs there’s hair mites little bugs because he didn’t wash so if i zoom in a little tiny zoom in on my vision huh I can see some mites crawling around on my mustard hearted and then the mice they’re eating a sandwich zooming it and yes you see them those mites are eating a sandwich kind of sandwich do they have it’s a peanut butter and relish mustard covered hair drenched glitter sprinkled sandwich yeah take the blindfold off oh no rights here yeah it’s really here how’s that link explains why I smelled mustard now the next part of the base method is you must eat the sandwich these ingredients are shown to help your eyes not true I do that later okay link I I would like you to test your eyes once again the chart is a little bit different now so if you can start with level seven which we know you can read I just read that out loud for us not to fodi there you go I can read it alright if you want you can also just read one two and three just by selling out the letters e IC u PP hmm yeah no you don’t I know I don’t know watch Hey yeah but like I’ve been asking I love how you I know you’ve been asked but I don’t I mean I don’t let him walk you need a sandwich covering in my hair now we’re not gonna let you I’ve never asked not anymore watching not after what happened I’m not gonna judge me and he’s never happened okay level eight let’s see let’s see let’s see if you can read that de FP well won’t Q t CC EC you got you you got better man you only think you missed what you call the oo q yep and that’s just because I don’t know my letters it’s working swinging alright link you’re ready for some swinging wait what are we about to do it’s only with your eyes don’t get alright worry okay so Bates had this theory that if you were to focus on something an object that was moving quickly in front of a background that if you could just relax your eyes and just focus on that object that you could enhance your relaxation and we already know it’s working your vision is getting better one not so sure this one’s gonna work okay okay so what I want you to do is I have a little item over there it’s Alex’s face I would like to bring in a spinny chair looks like a blob to me cuz basically the fence Alex oh no I’m a glasses the way that this exercise is supposed to work is you’re supposed to go like this and just focus on Alex as you move around but listen again this is 2016 step into this chair my friend I want you to focus on Alex’s face I know that’s easy for you to do focus on Alex and do not focus on the background that will be that will be Oh Alex feeling nauseous I’m never gonna look at Alex without wanting to vomit oh like an ice skater okay alright now you can you can now you can come back over here oh okay now put down Alex oh my goodness everything okay oh hello hold on focus on the chart no you got to do it while it was fresh can’t the charts move okay no just focus on the chart go for line ain’t linked okay I’m going to do it TF what is that is that an A you said f G nothing has been right ever focus on the third character see if you can get the third character hey no it’s a Dukey emoji but it is shaped like it is shaped like an egg ah ha ha but you didn’t haven’t gotten any of the letters right who needs letters when you got a Dukey emoji you want to spend some more maybe the opposite direction I don’t think that’s how it works I don’t think you can undo it I don’t know you can undo your dizziness okay let’s move on to the last exercise sunning this may seem a little counterintuitive since we’ve been told by all the experts that we should keep our eyes out of the Sun and wear sunglasses all the time but according to debates that’s all wrong we should be staring at the Sun or at least exposing the white parts of our eyes to the Sun I was called sunning link first I want to make sure that you can’t expose the white parts of your eyes can I see him I think I have to hold them oh gosh I do it do my bidding humans of the Earth’s I am here to to farm your your city you think this is what aliens are gonna be like it’s only illusion a guy’s going like this yeah humans of the earth I can still see your eyes I can’t do it okay all right I don’t have to do it I have 20/20 vision without glasses already you’re about to great point I should stare at the Sun and you shut yep now link I had a little work done last night we now have a sunroof I can control it with my phone oh wow look at that that’s crazy look at that looks expensive to man it was very pricey dude all right length do your alien thing expose the white parts of your eyes directly to the Sun Sun them surely this is good for you Oh your eye tissues it doesn’t seem healthy oh sorry you didn’t eat you you were in the you were cheating man why do you want me to open my mouth no I was trying to move your pitches oh you can close your ality right there there you go get this son in there okay yeah got a couple more seconds oh okay let it go let him down I’m close to the roof hey no in handy yeah comes with a nap Wow okay here we go everything’s blue first of all okay link just start from the top and just read the words roll what was that wrong okay put it on yeah whoa I can see it I just can’t say it alright second flight EU oh you a no it’s a word man yo you that’s perfect I don’t word third line an enemy hmm enemy anemone yeah there you go it’s a coffin II well line five you got this that’s it okay you know this you got it esthetician oh nice how about line six sesquipedalian well you get really good man your eyes are working so well this quick Patiala your mouth is not working well let’s go paddle Ian but yes sister Matt dribble if ik hmm so supper sub nur sub derma tog you got it there you go all right now for the pay dirt lighting mmm that’s it bunch of imps bunch blowers man getting real blurry miss Nene I got nothing I just missed missed him left me I guess Neff nasty can you make any of it out none of it is anti distant disestablishment decibels – yes that word I said that word for Merida – gosh let me is that words from from finally you know what I will say while your vision was basically back to normal at the end after staring into the you actually had some improvement after step 2 which was visualization so if you just use your brain a little bit more you’d have better eyesight that’s it folks if I just pretend like I’m seeing things sharply I will the interesting thing is is all these have been proven to be false so I was just kind of messing with you but actually works just kind of messing with me maybe base was onto something or maybe he wasn’t according to scientists thanks miss debates thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is today is your last day I repeat last day to get a let the Tigers Tiger t-shirt get one get two get three well there’s gonna be gone rhettandlink.com/store click through to good mythical more I’ve got an announcement about me wearing contacts create a password to a secret Club hey listen we got the club I know it’s just the two of us but we got it before we expand gotta get a password why should it be out well password yeah that’s too easy what is just what if it’s just you just open your mouth like you’re about to say something and then you look through the door you can’t see through the door how’s that though that’s good we’re just gonna have to put a peak hole in the door a pee hole a peak hole oh thanks for clarifying well first of all if it’s a hot day you’ve got the Zipit shade shade yeah I’ve never used one okay I gotta get the shade and fold it up let’s tie it down so that’s Nessa

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