GMM 979: Criminals Caught On Social Media

can you snapchat your way to jail let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning okay let’s be honest competing a crime is stupid what about Jean Valjean but sometimes there are crimes of necessity but we’re not talking about Jean Valjean today we’re talking about people who committed a crime and then posted about it on social now that stoop that’s really really stupid and that’s what today is all about it’s time for crooks who got busted cuz they posted that almost seems like it’s gonna rhyme and then the doesn’t as with many of our titles yeah okay backing out was almost something but it wasn’t back in 2013 19 year old Hannah Sebata decided to steal a car and robbed a bank in Waco Nebraska there’s a Waco in Nebraska – ha that’s cool female robber in Waco then she decided to post a YouTube video describing the entire robbery no she she did a good thing she titled it chick bank robber which was like something that we would do yeah that’s Clickbank on that and here’s the description of the video I just stole a car and robbed a bank now I’m rich I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow I’m going for a shopping spree bite me I love Green Day ha ha ha you know it’s quite a rant it’s never a bad time for a Green Day shout-out no that’s what I’ve learned in life it’s not a matter of fact I love Green Day yeah who does it congratulations on your new album and she dreamed a kind of an artistic sort of approach you know one of those videos where you just you don’t say anything but you just hold up sheets of paper where things written on them usually that’s like like the Dylan music video yeah but there’s sort of like is this like a genre of vlogging okay her sheet said things like I stole from a car then I stole a car then I robbed a bank and then she begins holding up the wads of cash a little bit incriminating can you guess what the soundtrack for the video was great day yes that’s why we’re not playing it now yeah we’re not playing it because yeah okay the video went viral so viral that the cops saw and they arrested her did one of the sheets have her like a dress on it no but they were able to no need figure out who she was yeah so she’s found guilty of robbing a bank she’s given 10 to 20 years in prison I hope she had the time of her life I guess that is how it goes uh did they use that once I fell to the air that isn’t didn’t they use that that was like when ever hear that song I get sad about Seinfeld going off the air when I’m like in high school didn’t talk to my girlfriend when Seinfeld was on so I gotta call you back beta no DVR in the celery’s back in 2012 kentucky genius Michael Baker was hoping for some Facebook Likes when he decided to post a picture of himself siphoning gas from a car cool man well that car happened to be a Jenkins Police Department squad vehicle extra big ass time a police car you know what happens when you post a picture of you siphoning gas out of a police car in Jenkins hmm your hand gets blurred look at that oh hey blurred his hand I mean he learned his lesson look at me I got to blur again I think he was doing the bird no man who’s doing the old kentucky bird that’s how in Kentucky they punished me okay got it Michael was arrested for unlawful taking huh that’s what they call it in Kentucky maybe they can’t call it stealing if they’re only gonna make you spend one night in jail well hey you know just heard him we’re taking in your lease deal he just took it unlawful taking he’ll give it back bird’s hand you know add a little insult to injury he walking around with a blurred hand and asked the rest of the story that’s that’s end of it okay well in September 2009 20 year-old Craig lazy Lynch escaped from prison in England the last year of a seven-year sentence for aggravated burglary so not only is he lazy but he’s got great timing so the first thing Craig did was sign up for Facebook and then he began to talk police with updates of his life on the outside now this is my personal favorite post of Craig’s this is his Christmas post from that year as you can see he’s got a bird in each hand a whole turkey in the left hand and the Bell Kentucky birdie no they blurred is he into Kentucky got a hold of this yeah that’s what happens he’s got some Christmas decoration around his neck he’s like so shirtless it’s like a Hawaiian lei it’s open its tensile this is what he said yes yes I freaking made it to Christmas he didn’t use the term freaking I beat their freakin system and I love it now this worked it’s got a lot of Facebook followers 40,000 Facebook fans flocked to Greg because of this he was even kick even called in for an interview with Channel five News when he was still on the run he ain’t lazy he’s busy he’s working it Craig is working it busy with a Z no this went to his head he began to taunt the police by actually posting his location do anyway geo tagging these posts like the getting crazy and finally the police tracked him down after four months of being out of the slammer and now he’s back in prison waiting for the last year of his sentence we can do it all over again I mean nothing says happy like a turkey in one hand and a blurred hand and you yea Borden I got some Christopher Wallace for you next okay and this is no this is not Christopher Wallace aka notoriously IG this is Christopher Wallace notorious swd skinny white dude oh god here he is he stole a propane stove and a cast iron wood stove from a campground in Maine he’s a-cookin there’s a cooker man he said he was addicted to camp stoves yeah poor guy I understand III really can’t figure out what what was going on but he knew he was in trouble because he fled town the police are searching for him everywhere and he just gets out of there it takes a while when you’re lugging two stoves but he made it out has to iron but clean getaway okay later he comes back into town and post a snapchat that he’s back at home back at home got Musto’s right here boom BAM I know that snapchats go away after a while yeah unless they’re ours and then someone puts him on YouTube immediately right thanks for that but not fast enough not fast enough because the police showed up at his house where he said he was to arrest him and they couldn’t find him so then they’re about to leave but Christopher Wallace swd snapped a second time from inside of a cabinet where he was hiding he snapchatter from inside every cabinet let me guess they snaps open the cat nice snap handcuffs on him yeah and snapped him into the jail that’s the way it works it’s brilliant Christopher Wallace yeah watch that snapchat okay back in December of 2010 Rodney night jr. broke into a Washington DC home of Mark Fisher he steals two laptops $400 cash and a winter coat now one of these laptops belongs to mark Fisher’s son who’s 15 years old so Ryan goes back home he takes a photo of himself wearing his new coat and holding up the stolen cash right here so he posted a picture on the victims Facebook page on purpose for all of his 400cc and also for the police to see because police were Laurel they’re on Facebook because they reported that the laptops were stolen yeah okay so despite the fact that he shows his own face and the evidence of the what he stole it still takes the police a month to catch him oh wow but eventually he’s arrested in Washington in an alleyway quote clutching at his waistband which is a very interesting detail for the reporter to include in the story anyway he was sentenced to 44 months in prison where he spent a lot of time clutching his waistband that’s way I mean if you pant maybe his pants are falling down yeah I don’t know that’s another mystery something else going on maybe he should post on Facebook this next one I got is unusual but good it involves two criminals caught committing a crime while in prison oh okay I knew that the Mel Thomas oh it is possible and moisha Shepherd aka rim treks and big Stig’s were serving sentences in a UK prison when they decided to record a rap video they’re both rap artists on their phone and posted to YouTube they were spitting box by bars yeah let’s take a look at this yeah that building is prison that’s the back rim trims I what it back is really good that’s a weird flow yes guys good sheets hanging that’s a big Stig’s man big Stig’s is good the first guy just sounded like he was doing poetry over a beat they got nine months added to their sentence flapping well those verses were fire it was arson no it wasn’t it was because they shot in portrait you can’t be shooting them no that wasn’t it either the thing is you can’t have cell phones in prison do you see the problem here because you see the Prophet order pizza do you well we said why can’t you have a cell phone in prison I don’t know why but do you see why they got extra sentence nope but because they made a video and post it on YouTube right so you they knew they must have had a cell phone that’s right so that is nine extra months when the judges asked if he wanted to watch the rap video that I just showed you he said no it’s unlikely to appeal to me but big Stig’s did get out he posted videos of him riding a four-wheeler around what I think is London he also made a music video which I can show to you now if you’d like no it’s unlikely to appeal to me I get it alright fine I want to show it to you it’s not likely to appeal to YouTube thank you for not breaking the law and then post on the Internet don’t do either one okay and for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is get both Willet posters here’s the other one there it is hang these on your wall and just stare at them the volume 1 volume 2 Breitling calm / store click through to good mythical more we’re gonna play the brand-new boPET game here let’s see how this stands up to the red link test competitive pancake flipping it’s good to see you again stale oh yes Robin I cannot believe that you made it after such a lashing last time when I flipped your Fanny to death yes but we always seem to make it to the end this is always the stale and Robin’s show right up to the very end and here it begins flippity floppity flappity unison this year remember oh that’s what I did it at the same time flippity flippity flat me tie and flippity flippity floppity tie blabbetty blabbetty blabbetty tie floppity floppity flappity oh I win Bob at the start sir

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