
make a death noise a mug death noise yeah hey noise huh it’s the same noise is that what a mug sounds like when he dies boo boo you know you know I’m not the only one welcome to good mythical more okay we got it that’s great I know I’m not the only one thinking this right now but this is now the show Rhett that’ll be under this pug head and Gordon’s gonna be right back there so supported who’s wreck it named Bartholomew it’s so good and it’s not Bartholomew its Bartholomew but you’re not him like a mule yeah just remember I know I know there’s nothing DNA related they have a strengths is a doer yeah Bartholomew my mouth is little crooked you yet uh yeah oh and tilt your chin up huh touch your chin up and look right into the camera not that high oh no that spoils it that spoiled it like I want to see down the throat of the of the of it look down my throat ah there you go that’s it yeah don’t okay uh uh I have a very short tongue oh my god you’re like playing I have a second tongue like an alien tongue planning a heist oh I love fake black thank you you’re going in back there just love it this is so great who’s Gorgon Oh me Gorgon Gorgon come on pull your chair up caught up keep the bucket hello ducky he smells like transmissions he smells like transmission fluid that’s my hair gel dug in okay what you know me yeah yeah you see you seen your commercials it’s always good to have you back it’s always glad to have you back – yes am i yet I mean me it’s always all and referred to as it and I have no problem with it you warm under there very warm you want to you want to try not tickle and I’m incapable of sweating yeah after I go huh I have to Pat to release the body heat when you when you touch your chin up it really spoils the illusion that’s better it’s embarrassing your dinner parties I have them a lot this is the world we live in but it’s the only way to keep cool how you been Gorgon I’m good perfect perfect I’m so happy I’m you’re sure is always goodness always glad to have you it’s always climb ahead those no those noises that you created for the mugged especially we’re due night are you thirsty would you like a would you like some water for yourself okay here we go um how’s your TV show going perfect that’s good Gorgan has a public-access television show what channel again what channel is a satellite in the whole world is watching that my country everywhere Europe and they are very heavy word how do we watch it here here is one also I have a further a TV show for the cable in the cable but most time I watch it for the good medical morning yes that more important that one for me every day you watch our show yo show really yes this is a bitch it’s always glad to have you you know but what is the name of your your your program is a Gorgon show Gorgon show Gorgon show and you can watch it on cable here yes sir yeah availab toddler cable I’m available for appearances it may be one day you come in my show yeah sure yes make it happen captain and after that shift achieve that everybody know you for the Persian Armenian people everybody know you everybody say oh I was the link and the red I said is that a Kapoor for the commercial and the show I said oh that’s a special there is so super they don’t have a time for the dead walk you guys make it feel great man I was a lucky man you make my the commercial I know I’m glad I’m glad the wave is still churning yeah that’s also you know and then it lays you peacefully on the beach yeah probably have you had any naked what’s the craziest thing that’s happened in the world of repairing transmissions lately yeah any weird stuff I’m into weird stuff what’s the weirdest thing you found in a transmission it’s a for the means for the transmission yeah like I’ve ever found like a dead body in there no they do for the many many years for the death transmission yeah but has anything weird ever been under the hood of a car like a dead animal or human or some sort of a toy that’s one that’s many guys don’t understand exactly per year you haven’t found anything weird in a causing the curve that’s if form is for the customer yeah yeah but the no that’s because that area is nice I don’t have any problem or there nothing that you you have a good clientele of course because Burbank Burbank keeps it we can change that entity everybody that’s because of 27 years over there hold my customer with my friends everybody’s coming get to friends oh yeah you go over there people are hanging out yeah they don’t even have a car to get fix it just hanging out you can even like a sandwich you go over to Gorgas he’ll let you take your picture with him you may even give you a sandwich remember the first time we met yeah you’re like here eat a sandwich yeah but today I know that’s you know I didn’t for you oh well it’s car it’s on us can we get to man and say oh it’s Auto person we have a sandwich maybe we have some yes we have skull cuts I ate a bite or two from seven of them it’s so committed it’s great the turtleneck is is the is moved to this I mean if there was a seam here it seamlessly was ruin it that’s what’s so great about ruin what he’s having a conversation with herself the Pug is having a conversation with the man inside of his head this is what just happened oh man this is this is for organ do you like sweatpants yeah of course I like oh good we should hang out it’s personal it’s like it it’s like a tinder add that’s what you made for the dog like a tinder had a commercial for one dog sweatpant buddies there’s nothing romantic about it it’s just good clean fun no one’s ever been hurt no relationship well I mean short-term relationships have been solid but I’m not I’m not really into commitment I don’t you’re not a lawyer it’s like having the same kind of ice cream over and over again for the rest of your life you talking about not like you 32 flavors you run through sweatpant buddies like a yes yes water threw up today we rocky road tomorrow it’s um vanilla I like I always go back to vanilla so when someone answers your ad and comes on and sits on your couch with sweatpants on I say welcome you call them like you’re rocky road I use my burner phone for all transactions it’s a Nextel does it do the boob oh yes that’s only that’s how I know where it’s at and I can get it fits in my mouth a lot of construction workers use that still yes I stole it someone and you big with the construction workers oh yes I can get a long way with a construction worker what do you mean by that I just I mean I’m I just mean oh I probably shouldn’t say it on this show what are you looking at I’m looking I have another set of I hope I box in my mouth they’re the only ones that I actually work see that’s alright that’s always like you’re seeing a squirrel or something it’s like this girl up there you can’t you can’t resist going after the squirrel I tried I’ve tried to get rid of my dog tendencies because it makes me look unrefined you know but if I smell the right thing buddy I’ll tell you there’s not another dog in here is there because I’ll have to sniff its behind [Music]
