GMM 985: Testing Cyber Clean

what you gon do is with the robot luge let’s talk about that [Music] good mythical morning mythical beasts your questions are like the Chinese food that you forgot about in the back of your fridge and we are the green fuzzy answer mold that grows on your kung pow questions eating away at them until they totally disappear it’s science oh it is and we’re totally harmless and you asked us questions about cleaning and boy we’re full of those kinds of answers totally harmless Amber Lee Magnum asks how do I clean and have fun at the same time without wasting time well Amber Lee we have products today that you can clean and bring back the fun little bit cleaning fun again it’s time for weird products you must have cleaning edition first up we have cyber clean the high tech cleaning compound for your home and your office eliminates up to 99.999% of harmful particles mmm come on / clean handy-dandy little jar now gak you ever played with the gak yeah yeah you had that as a children ooh it basically as far as I can tell has exactly Wow the same consistency as gak so right off the bat it’s fun touching something I’m having fun am I still in the container it’s not nearly as I’m having right now touching something that is like just pulling fat right out of somebody’s body and just messing with it that’s fun for everybody you know in any way let me demonstrate how one might use you’ve done that by the way I did a summer as an assistant in a liposuction department in the back I like a Walmart what’s more fun than eating Cheetos not a sponsor but it is party size you know a lot of times when I’m eating my Cheetos I’m a little messy messy you getting dusted but you know I like that all right you’re dusting your keyboard just a little bit brother I mean this is a problem I’m convinced that my keyboard is very dirty and it bothers me and I have had no solution to clean it right when I come up to my keyboard and it’s got Cheetos on it I’ll be like oh well I’ll eat the big pieces yeah even if you didn’t do it you’re like I don’t know who did this maybe my wife or my kid but I’m going to now eat right big pieces but then what I find a lot of times is that I’ve still got a lot of cheeto left and that’s why I break out the cyber clean first of all not like you’ve used this before you think it’s gonna be pretty easy it’s like I’m having fun already early in the pitch man I’m just gonna take this and I’m just gonna just sort of press it try to get it around the keys cuz my concern is is the GAC itself gonna stay under the keys no look it doesn’t that link look what it is doing and it not only is it getting rid of the Cheetos it’s killing bacteria as it smells into it’s very antibacterial smelling 99.999 that’s almost all of them guys that’s literally almost all of them innocent it’s not just for cleaning up the Cheetos I mean if you wanted to wrap your phone in it or whatever oh yeah TV remote at a hotel like yes we’re on the same page brother why don’t you if you go into the hotel you know what Connaught is ungodly things what kind of ungodly things are done in a hotel room and then the people touch the remote right afterwards you know you have no idea what’s on the remote you don’t want to touch that thing you just wrap it in this stuff to me the real elite seal the real test is is some of the guy gonna remain on the remote look at that’s very specific comes right off except for the little bit but it was easy to get off and now you think you can operate the remote with that completely encased in it I could have maybe we just double-team it I think you just go like that stretch it and then you just do that oh there’s more fun to be had with this thing look at this about facial cleaner what about it really work it in there really work it in there get it tight get it tight on everything is there working I’m sure you’re getting clean do you feel clean oh it’s a little unpleasant to watch somebody do it but I would assume you would do this by yourself without company around it doesn’t taste well this one has Cheetos on us it tastes this one oh there you go how’s that taste like good claim you two alcohol-infused Cheetos I think we both had fun did you have fun so much fun in my face is so much clean alright next up we have the verilux clean wave UVC portable sanitizing wand oh that’s a mouthful it’s a wand this isn’t you gotta cast a spell on me well first I’m gonna turn it on to start press until it beeps it beeped the light is on and this is a UVC I’m cleaning top of the desk like it look you tell totally change a little bit of shining I know it seems like there’s not a lot going on but all hell is breaking loose for little microorganisms right now they are experiencing the worst day of their lives right now and I wish that we could like a war zone we could capture that with some you know what we’ve added sound effects now they’re crying it’s kind of sad it’s a little bit sad I don’t like it with the sound of that kill some of your DNA hold on this is a safe no recommend it says right here do not allow it in your eyes or on your skin well why you well that was my shirt yeah and your neck a little bit it’s an C it doesn’t it doesn’t shine into your face when you turn it up and only shines here so turns back on that’s pretty good that’s pretty good man okay but we need to put this thing to the test I’m gonna break out another food product Snickers that is not a sponsor now I abide by either the five-second rule of the 10-second rule I don’t know exactly how you do it in your house but that’s been scientifically shown to be not true but we can try but I want to let me get one by the by not touched that’s totally clean and then well whoops I dropped it on the ground the whole bar it rubbed around the floor a little bit in it up you tried to pick it up and it rubbed it in a little bit taste that no I’m not gonna taste it well you guys need a real taste it dirty all right one here we go well the Snickers is crying too that’s sad slow it says it only takes a second to kill the DNA well now you’re still eating it but it’s dead you’re eating dead organisms on a candy bar tasty bit better no different it tastes completely clean tastes clean I don’t all I taste is Snickers I don’t taste little little dudes you suck the ones that are in my mouth oh you’re dead you’re tasting dead little but a little bit perfect clean it now you bite it it’s not like eating after me no hmm do it quick eat that taste so clean it really does that’s the cleanest a since nobody got Benny I’ve ever tasted I think I’ve been eating bacteria all over my food I live bacteria now you’re eating dead bacteria it’s different and it was fun okay we had so much fun next up is the clean step Matt the super absorbent doormat that absorbs mud like magic oh yeah okay this thing while some magic seems like magic because as you can see from the pictures on here basically you just put this thing at your doorstep and then no matter what’s on your feet you just walk on this you don’t even have to wipe your feet just stuff to clean no need to wipe feet and then you walk on your for now as you can see from the packaging there’s like a boot like a tipple and boot which you just happen to have on I’m always wearing those everybody knows that and we’ve got our little testing pad over here brand I will say I will admit travel dirt and water instantly now like most homes the home that we have created here has a bucket of mud right in front of the front door well no this just represents you you’re a construction worker you know I’ve been in this all you’ve been in this all day okay so I’m not going to wife what I’m talking about is this I’m talking about on the mat okay you’re just gonna step and other circumstances I wipe I’m just gonna step in here Stefan yes step in here oh yeah this is just what you do on the construction site you just walk on dirt you’re standing and now I’m gonna step on the mat oh goodness now step now the front instant maybe give it a shot just stand there for a second and now I’m gonna step man oh maybe the magic isn’t working you know what I think the problem is we didn’t push it far enough we went in without confidence and we should go in further you know I don’t know if you knew this but I – construction man any okay so I watched a little bit but I’m gonna move this out of the way again my position is that we have not pushed things far enough and you know what sometimes you just go against logic yeah yeah because that’s what we’re doing right now and there’s plenty of times when I’m like coming into my house and I leave a bucket of blood by the door what is it what is that for him what is that from murders I don’t think we should gloss over that well you know you murder enough people you get a bucketful okay and you leave it outside the door I usually keep it in the garage but then the kids I’ll bring it outside actually left my bucket of blood by the door murder blood so it’s going inside of the booth okay that’s good there’s lots of burbling happening think a word was just invented and then I’m gonna I’m just gonna step on the mat actually going with this – huh I like the pinkness that they’ve added to the boots that murder blood has been sitting out a while it’s gotten a little watery okay and then I just start walking like no I’m in my house now look at me in my house you left some OJ tracks there I got to be honest with you yeah but not I mean look at how much came off here so much came off here well I’m trying to be you’re trying to be generous towards the product yeah not like magic in the clean step map mmm disappointment on my face why don’t you know what no listen I think we’re in a blood situation you should have someone used to get somebody out come a shoeshine bring the shoe shiner on every murder adventure well next time you murder somebody I’ll come along and I’ll do that when you get home mmm look at that the inside that’s good mushy did you have fun lots of fun yeah almost as much fun as the murders lots of DNA yeah let’s see and now we come to the irobot lose 12100 in one gutter cleaner why clean your gutters by hand where you can clean them with a robot this thing retails for $300 but we bought ours from a guy named Gary in Texas off the eBay and what actually there’s there’s a new um there’s a newer model as well this is the this is the OH model that we’ll be testing there’s the remote so turn that on I’m going to turn this on now hit up okay I’m back okay thanks let me think that that’s the leaf blast I get I understand now in California you can’t just go and pick up leaves they don’t have leaves on the ground here like this there’s like palm fronds way to order fake leaves for this demonstration here so I gotta hit both buttons at the same time for Dan auger oh my goodness that was the most fun I’ve ever had cleaning a gutter but the main thing I’m thinking link is that as I see this this action right here in this action right here it makes me think that there might be another application for this could you please lay on the desk okay okay here I am what’s the idea here well what I’m gonna do is how many times when you’re shaving in the morning do you think oh man I really hate that I have to put the shaving cream on my face myself I thought that this morning huh exactly so what I’m gonna do is gonna lather them the auger up how do you know that’s the right side I’m sure we’ll be fine okay so now it’s gonna set this on your person okay okay now just in case we have a little we have a little splatter I’m gonna protect the microphone with this oh yeah protect protect that hold that in there right there with your shoulder okay so I’m just gonna it’s gonna approach you just relax like you do every morning when you’re when you’re shaving gonna bring it bring it into position right there yeah feel like it’s on your face yep that’s it here we go Wow okay all right now so everybody your face you did nothing it’s a play there every morning I’ll be here at your house at 7:00 a.m. with that thing you need somebody to control it but the real question is did you have fun so much fun my eyes are watering coz I got slapped about 18 or is that shaving cream eyes I know it’s mostly in your nose thanks for liking commenting and subscribing you know what time it is hi I’m Robbie from Sydney Australia and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality if flate needs to soothe his lips that just got run over with that auger he can use his own peanut butter peppermint lip balm available really got God calm slash stars peculiarly perfect also my beard oil if you have beers and you don’t shave with augers do it click sitter coming tomorrow we’re gonna have a mail with Jen and give you some advice about cleaning it’s gonna matter but have before valet the musical well look at us just sitting here and waiting and waiting for a person to pull up in a car that we wanna drive people to Lamborghini it’s mine it’s mine it’s mine here you go we’re driving a Lamborghini it’s got one steering we’re in the middle timing it together that’s how Lamborghinis amaze and which gets so excited that would drive it as mix of car that we ran into a Buick we ran into a Buick today no pain not us cuz we’re insured yeah we’ve hit the jackpot I try this is a better use rotated what

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