lemon let’s just walk away yeah I quit welcome to Waffle House one steering wheel in the middle that’s how Lamborghinis are it is it is rocket it’s exactly how they are would you give your keys to a man cumference shaving cream Minnie do you know what day it is it’s Thursday and Thursday means me Shin has hooked herself you got to put the cookie the chocolate chip cookie chicks no I got on the hood they fell off or somebody ate them I’m not sure look Jim we got this for you Wow Canada huh look at that what are the chances feels very real what are the chances thank those it’s all over Canada um yeah right there in place oh oh they are don’t answer that plead the fifth please tell me there yes there every tree is a maple um good gracious it can I have the paper to town what’s there you know if you didn’t have a shirt on and you just gotten out of the shower this this on the shoulder it wouldn’t be that big a deal but of course I think you might need to shave your shoulders I don’t let that him recently but you know when you started getting married you start getting half a passable hair right there yeah sometimes I’ll shave that off yeah it’s like you see it you can’t grow back yeah it’s like yeah it’s like a path cause you’re real what’s not like a gorilla let’s not go too far I’m just a download harder your arms like a gorillas about you girls are cool man are you my favorite animal I’m sure you got here in places I could be aggro I would got nothing against grillers enough about me where do you shave your hair do Nick let you save the neck I don’t shave anywhere else you don’t see me we’re like only r-rated under my arm on your arm like me or anywhere I don’t shave under my arm man I didn’t say on dream yarn I said on your arm like me I don’t shave on my arm I shave right here in a little bit right here and then some on the back of the neck but that’s the only other place is the only place I say that doesn’t make you better than me though does it no just makes me a little bit less like a gorilla but being like a gorilla is I’m blue I said that from the beginning so we’re all winners here man I just put myself out there and said I shave right here and you’re supposed to be like yeah I shave my back I shave right here my bicep oh good that’s weathers no I can’t show it but there’s no hair at all there because I shaved it all right okay Jenn great you got some questions for segue into some questions um yeah happy for you just shaving cream in there yeah shaving cream looks weird when it’s dry yeah you ever seen that huh I mean you usually don’t leave it on this long no I don’t exactly all right first question is from Christopher Sheeran he says how can I make it look like I cleaned the house without actually cleaning hmm that goes against everything I believe in first of all yikes Christopher oh wow okay well there’s a number of ways to do this but one of them is that what matters the appearance of clean not actual clean well in some circumstances it does like your parents they clean your room cleaning I’ve experimented with this I love cleaning so when your house is clean take a picture of the room okay then I like where this is going I did this with my wife one time so I took a picture of the room right when it was clean and then she was gone for the weekend and then when she got back I met her on the front steps and I said hey baby I got you this new pair of glasses sunglasses please wear them now and on the inside but don’t move around no no and I said and it had the picture of the room on like just a little I’ve worked all out with the perspective and then she came in and I said turn to your left she turned to left what she saw was a clean room do you think I’m making this up no I believe I believe you and then that sounds very and then when she turned back around I took him off cause it would have made the rest of the house look like the living room what I thought you were gonna say well then I blended all the kids there’s these like there’s like these home improvement shows where they’ll like do a makeover of a house they’re all fake yeah and then throw ‘fuck and what they’ll do is they will print a like house size banner of their old house and then they’ll pull it they all you run through it like a wrestler or they’ll pull it away and reveal the new house so the people are sitting there looking at their old house you just do the opposite for every room turned a left and also like the banner it’s a banner yeah a floor to see me banner is even better than my clean room infamously don’t run don’t run into that room don’t go into the don’t go into the room it’s clean yeah just look at them let’s just look at it stand in the hall and open up the doors that’s real edge it Amann but it’s probably more work to get that banner printed it is this cleanup but its thing about someone else’s work you hire there’s a person that does that clean banners calm right right clean house banners duck just Chevron cleanroom banners shove it all in one banners org it’s a non-profit show it on the event all presents go there help horses miniature horses at that sanctuary when she asked us another nine rooms org clean Niki cobbler white asks how do I avoid ya cobbler white oh it’s great name I ride a white called um how do I avoid cleaning for as long as possible without anybody noticing cobbler would Manning mayonnaise cobbler that sounds incredible white car made y’all a mayonnaise cobbler I bet it would be holding probably has our website Manning on poplar is all the rage in my breasts trying no I’ll do it nope you want to repeat the quick how do I avoid cleaning for as long as possible without anyone noticing well eat a mayonnaise cobbler and everybody forgets about how can people forget what they’re doing I think she means like while other people are like cleaning up and you’re just like I don’t want to help like maybe how to appear like you’re cleaning avoid it for as long as possible without anyone noticing brunch get up a lot yeah you just get you just move a lot that’s how you help people move – you just gotta walk a lot you know it’s like it’s like you’re you’re always coming back from having carried a box if you go to help somebody move and you don’t actually want to move anything if you just walk around the house constellated like that dudes everywhere he must have always just put some shut something down yeah he’s either going or coming back me pick something up yeah yeah spruce Windex a few times that’s a good way to help you right when to spray it on yourself and you’ll smell clean true it’s like well rub some dirt on your face yeah you could add something make yourself dirty yeah irony of that it’s not lost on me yeah mm-hmm it’s good all right what’s the air sorry alicia marie perkins asks what’s the best way to clean your glasses well you know the great news is is that minor in desperate need of cleaning right now hanging for the whole want to grab it right look at the right side it’s just she’s dangling right there yes you’re saying that the the the cleaning compound was not it was our dirt okay I think you used the like Cheetos infused cleaning compound it’s so gross I think I like it yeah my like it I think you might like it this disinfects but it doesn’t actually I don’t think it’s gonna get rid of the smudge ease no it’s we’re gonna add some they’re really clean no I know this advice too because I don’t really know how to clean my glasses soaking water you’re not wearing glasses I have night classes I’m like are you a superhero nice glasses yes alter you are Kent are you that woman yeah woman Kent woman didn’t have bifocals yeah yes one version that I’m into did dia that is worse what uh soap and water nothin runners soap and water something water that’s an easy one I use dish soap you’re like my the middle of driving all of a sudden you accidentally go car sink could I use your car sink I write on your conversion it’s like an eye wash I only drive cars and vans cuz of the car sinks sound like we call you dead anything with a conversion whoops oh you know what there’s a there’s a fart in a can that works the exact same way to my kid’s head let’s do it uh but just do the two fingers good okay just oh oh yeah we’ve hit the jackpot huh that’s right this is a better you just rotated what oh you get to know there’s a really gross hair what can I hear is that come off you step from your gorilla spot what are your gorillas here look at that oh gosh what Wong a night okay it’s better not to look at it was this let’s just take it in us I’m crying a little bit oh man this is the best so whatever tail you do it how do you make cleaning fun part it up you this is so good it’s clean is clean wet morning okay oh that’s decent I was just on a bender you got do it do it fast Jim why is it so great oh we’re farts funny now there’s some people they’re not they’re not damira there’s a whole group of people that don’t think farts are funny everyone in here oh watch this shit no one’s laughing and I’m sitting you saw me well there’s something about farts that are fighting I don’t understand all right I love Fox I was like a seal being burger it’s kind of the wrong consistency yeah let me ask another question okay no let’s go to the cure oh you gotta read this whole thing for just the eggs oh except for the hey you’re reading my name is Tyrion I’m writing you from Tucson Arizona my fiance and I watch your show every day and we just wanted to thank you and your team for always putting a smile on our face and forgiving both of us something to look forward to after a long work day I work at a dental office as a dental assistant here in AZ I just have to say I love your teeth episode a couple weeks back link referenced our favorite episode where he hate the edible ink and his teeth turned black I don’t think I’ve ever laughed out of my life since I am in the dental profession I would love to ask link how long it took to get that stain off of his teeth I’m sure that’s not pretty if you ever need any teeth whitening gel for future episodes I’m your girl she’s got a problem you think you think Archie’s not wide enough it actually didn’t take that long cuz I brush my teeth right afterward not hit it hit the sweet spot don’t like it after after first afterburn I wanted to share a story with you guys about one of my patients Oh gonna get a story about a painter this is not gonna violate any HIPPA this elderly woman came in for an exam to look at a crown that had fallen off her tooth and she wanted us to cement it back on as soon as I examine this crown I was amazed not only was it all gold which is pretty common in the dental field but the part of the tooth that was part of her smile was tooth colored either the part of her not only was it all gold which is pretty common but the part of the tooth that was part of her smile was tooth colors like the part that face forward was tooth colored but still gold after being in the dental field for over eight years I’ve never seen anything like this before when she smiled it took it looked like a regular tooth but when you looked into her mouth it was a gold crown I’ll do an extensive amount of decay under the crown the crown was not able to be riesling it on and she needed a new crown altogether she did not want to keep this gold crown after we finished our new crown so I put it aside and instantly thought of us I thought this would be a perfect addition to your keyring but don’t worry this tooth was boiled for safety in our autoclave that kills all germs we can put this stuff on it too yeah we don’t need to boil anything for safety anymore guys we can just do the hand farter yeah my fingers are so clean right now I would not have sent the crown if it was a biohazard at all I have made some adjustments to the crown so that it was able to go on a keyring oh my goodness sincerely Kari Willoughby here it is this is pretty amazing here got that that is what I’m doing over here screaming oh wow look at this guy’s this tooth came from an elderly woman yeah and now if you’ve always we’re gonna have human on this now great that’s gold it is coal cleaning wait where’s the tooth colored part the front check it out check it that just clean it check it right there that’s that’s that’s snob or human tooth colored and then everything else is solid go that’s cool just clean your a little bit look at that now we’ve got forensic evidence of that old woman committed a murder you can’t tire to anything oh I opened it look at that that’s pretty cool guys continue to send us in things keychains to go on our keyring along with the letter that explains why it’s so special [Music]