GMM Marathon: Best GMM Guests Marathon

Which celebrity guests were some of the best? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Marathon! – It takes two to do a lotta things. It takes two people to tango. It takes two people to make a relationship work. And despite popular belief, it takes two wrongs to make a right. It does. – Okay, but sometimes on this show, we need more than just the two of us to make the magic happen. I’m not talkin’ about the Mythical crew. They’re great, but I’m not talkin’ about ’em. I’m not talkin’ about- – You talkin’ about our dogs? – Our beloved dogs, no. – No? – They’re great, but I’m not talkin’ about them. – No. – I’m not talkin’ about that incredible talking globe that we’ve had on the show a number of times. It’s always been an incredible bit. Everyone loves it. (crew laughs) People talk about how genius it is and how they wanna see it over and over and over and over and over again, and they can’t get enough of it, and they want it to have its own YouTube channel. (crew laughs) I’m sorry, the globe doesn’t have time to have its own YouTube channel. – The globe is dead, man. – Not talking about that globe. I’m talkin’ about celebrity guests! – He’s talkin’ about celebrity guests! Now, people like to talk about who are the worst guests on the show, but that’s not the spirit of holidays. – No! – People also like to talk about, “Well, then let’s talk about who were the best guests?” – Yeah, let’s do that. – Let’s turn the tables. – And we are gonna show you a marathon, back to back full episode after full episode of the best Good Mythical guests of all time. – Yes. – In our opinion. See if you agree. I know you’re not gonna disagree with this first one. – Yeah, this is one of the best of all time. And that’s why it’s in this list. The first time we had Posty Malone on the show back in 2018 to remix some nursery rhymes. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) One Pac, Tupac, buckle your shoe Pac. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Good Mythical Morning. – Guess what everybody? We got Post Malone here. Welcome, Post! – What’s goin’ on? – Woo! – What’s goin’ on, guys? (air whooshing) You all right? – Welcome to the show, man. – Hey, thanks for havin’ me, man. I’m a big fan. – Yeah. – Likewise. – Yeah, yeah. – Really? – Yeah, I’ve been watchin’ for four years. – Oh, wow. – (laughs) That’s crazy! – That’s a pretty… I mean, give or take. (Rhett laughs) – Okay, but who’s counting? – Give or take four years. – Multiple years. – (laughs) Give or take. – All right, here’s what’s happenin’ on this episode. Later, we’re gonna create some Post Malone memes with the man himself. Plus we’ll be stuffing a Slim Jim inside of a churro. – But first, who the heck is Georgie Porgy? And why is he eating both pudding and pie? And how does one acquire a tisket or a tasket? What I’m saying is nursery rhymes are old, outdated, and they make no freakin’ sense. – Mm hm, so today the three of us are gonna update some stuffy old nursery rhymes by turning ’em into rap tracks. It’s time for… ♪ Rap-A-Bye baby on the hip hop ♪ (lamp bleats) – All right, here’s how this is going to work. We got a board over here that Chase is manning. We have several different nursery rhymes, and then several different rap styles. I see Migos, I see Snoop Dogg, I see… Who’s Post Malone? – Got him. – I see Kanye West, I see The Sugarhill Gang, and I see the Beastie Boys. So, we pick a nursery rhyme, we pick a rap style, and then we make it happen. – Mm hm, and then we’re gonna head over to the crib and perform our rhymes. – Got him. – Individually. – Let’s rock. – All right, Rhett, you’re taller, so you are going first. – Oh, thanks. (crew laughing) It’s always helpful. – Pick your nursery rhyme, man. – I’ve always been a fan of “I’m A Little Teapot,” because it’s ironic when a big man sings, “I’m A Little Teapot.” – That’s nice. – Okay. And then what style are you gonna perform this in? – I think I gotta go with the D-O double G, man. – [Post Malone] Yeah. – Snoop Dogg. I think I can do that. – He’s a tall guy. – I think I can handle that. – [Link] Look at the swagger. – [Post Malone] Yeah. (crew laughs) – [Link] Immaculate. – Hit it. (upbeat hip hop music) ♪ I’m just a teapot, tizzle full of tea-zizzle, y’all ♪ ♪ I’m a little teapot short and stout ♪ ♪ Here is my handle, here is my spout ♪ ♪ When I get all steamed up, hear me shout ♪ ♪ Just turn me over and pour me out ♪ (Rhett vocalizing) ♪ I’m a mother freakin’ teapot full of tea ♪ (Rhett vocalizing) ♪ Gonna pour some tea outta me ♪ – Wow. (all laughing) (audience applauding) Incredible. – Oh. – That’s pretty good, man. – Pretty good, yeah. – Dang. – I’m goin’ on tour later this year. – Can I come? – You wanna open? – Yeah! – Okay, I’m gonna choose “Hickory Dickory Dock,” ’cause why not? – Right. – Nice. – Does it really matter? – And I’m gonna perform it in the style of Yeezy. – Oh. – Just count the hours. All right, I’m ready! (upbeat hip hop music) (Link vocalizing) ♪ Hickory Dickory Dock ♪ ♪ The mouse ran up the clock ♪ ♪ The clock struck one ♪ ♪ And down he come ♪ ♪ Hickory dickory dock ♪ ♪ The mouse ran up the clock ♪ ♪ The clock struck two ♪ ♪ And look what he do ♪ ♪ Hickory dickory dock ♪ I’ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the greatest clocks of all time! (all applauding) – Wow. – I think you might got your baby. (Link laughs) – Wow, that was, – The baby (vocalizes). – very intense. – Right in the head. – I think Kanye would be proud. – I think it was nice. – Yeah, yeah. Sometimes he goes after it. – Well, all the time. – So I had to bring it. – Who’s your producer? (Link sighs) – Mark. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – He’s talented, right? – He’s sittin’ right over there. (all laughing) – Talented guy. – The tracks are pretty great. – Yes. – Yeah, the tracks are great. – Yeah. – All right. – Your turn. – You’re up. – [Link] What song are you gonna pick? (Post Malone sighs) – “Itsy Bitsy Spider” has always been a song that’s been very close to my heart. – Yeah. You like spiders? – Yeah (chuckles). I hate spiders. – Small ones? – But the reason why… Yeah, exactly. That’s why I picked it, because they’re small spiders. – Right, okay. – Got it, right. Uh huh. – [Post Malone] I’ll do it in the style of the classic Sugarhill Gang. – Okay. – We’ll go old school on them real quick. – Takin’ it way back. – Yeah, let’s rock. – All right. – I’m ready to rock. – Do it. Okay, yeah, get- – Get hydrated. – Get hydrated. – It’s important. – Gotta hydrate. (crew chuckles) Hello, baby. (upbeat music) ♪ Oo ♪ ♪ I said a hip hop ♪ ♪ The itsy, the bitsy spider went down the water spit spout ♪ ♪ And down’a came all the rain ♪ ♪ And the washin’ the spider ♪ ♪ The washer wishin’ washin’ away ♪ ♪ Oo ♪ ♪ The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪ ♪ Down came the rain and washed the spider out ♪ ♪ Up came the sun and dried up all the rain ♪ ♪ And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Ho, hey ♪ ♪ Oo ♪ ♪ Ho ♪ ♪ Oo, hey ♪ ♪ Ho, oo ♪ That’s it. (Link laughs) (crew cheering) – Ah! (all applauding) Wow. Everything old is new again. That was- – Wow. That old school flow. – It’s a tough flow to master. (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) – Yes. – That was great! Okay. – Oh, nice, nice. – Now you have to go again. – Yes, I do. Oh, man. What am I gonna do to follow that up? – Oo. – [Rhett] Let’s go “Mary Had A Little Lamb.” – Did she? – Yeah, she did. Always been fond of that, and I don’t know how I feel about this. I’m goin’ out on a limb. Somethin’ that struck me… I’m gonna do it in Post Malone style. – That’s nice. (Link sputters) Hey, that’s- – You gonna be offended? – Yeah, are you sure – No, no. – you don’t wanna let him do his own style later? – Is that an option? – I don’t wanna let you do it. (Post Malone laughs) (Link laughs) – Okay. (crew laughing) – All right, go for it. – It’s the easiest style. – It’s not like he’s not right here. No pressure. – Oh, gosh. All right, hit it. (mellow hip hop music) ♪ Okay ♪ ♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪ ♪ It’s fleece was white as snow ♪ ♪ And everywhere that Mary went ♪ ♪ The lamb was sure to go ♪ ♪ Follow the school one day ♪ ♪ Which was against the rules ♪ ♪ Made the children laugh and play ♪ ♪ To see a lamb in school ♪ ♪ So the teacher turned it out ♪ ♪ But it still lingered near ♪ ♪ Waited patiently about ♪ ♪ Til Mary did appear ♪ ♪ Why does the lamb love Mary so ♪ ♪ The eager children cry ♪ ♪ Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know ♪ ♪ The teacher did reply ♪ Yo, that lamb was saucin’. (Post Malone laughs) (Link laughs) – Did very good. – Hey. – It’s pretty good. That’s pretty good. – Not that there needs to be a judge but- – I’m impressed. I’m upset now I didn’t write it. (all laughing) – Woo! – Oh my gosh. Hey, kudos to you, man. – Yeah, it was very good. – Yeah, man. – He was right there. – Yeah, that was… I’m sweatin’. – Okay. – Pitts’ sweatin’. – Whatever I don’t pick you have to do. – Okay. – So, is there, I mean, do you want whisper somethin’ in my ear or what you… (Post Malone whispering) (crew laughing) Okay, forget it. Okay. You like farm animals? (all laughing) – I do. – [Link] Okay, I’m gonna choose “Hush, Little Baby.” Beastie Boys. – Oo. – Hey, that’s nice. – Ironic ’cause the Beastie Boys are kinda loud. (crew laughing) (Link vocalizes) – Okay. – It sounds authentic. (upbeat music) ♪ Hush little baby, don’t say a word ♪ ♪ Mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ ♪ And if that mockingbird don’t sing ♪ ♪ Mama’s gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪ ♪ Is that what you want ♪ ♪ What you, what you want ♪ ♪ Is that what you want ♪ ♪ What you, what you want ♪ ♪ And if that diamond ring turns brass ♪ ♪ Mama’s gonna buy you a looking glass ♪ ♪ And if that looking glass gets broke ♪ ♪ Mama’s gonna buy you a billy goat ♪ ♪ And if that cart and bull turn over ♪ ♪ Mama’s gonna buy you a dog named Rover ♪ – [Rhett and Post Malone] Wow. (all applauding) – Are you okay? – Yeah. – I think my voice is saved now. (Rhett laughs) – I love how you took that one. – That was pretty incredible. – Whew! – Two personas. – All right. – Yes. – I left the farm for ya. – Yeah, I guess my options are – Limited. – [Post Malone] “Old MacDonald Had A Farm,” and in the style of Migos. – [Rhett and Link] Yeah. – I think this is a hit already. – Yeah, it’s destiny. – Which we met Quavo. – Did you? – And we got a picture with him and he never spoke. He just raised his arm, pointed it towards the camera. We took a picture, and then that was it. – He’s a good guy. He’s not a man of many words, but I love Quavo. – No, he wasn’t. – All right. – He’s a good guy. – I guess I’m ready to rock. – Have at it. – Yes. – Quavo, I hope I do you justice. Offset, take off. Hope I do you justice. (Rhett laughs) Hello, my little baby boy. I’m sorry Link woke you up. I’ma put you right back to bed, don’t you worry. (mellow hip hop music) Oo. ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ Oo, and on this farm he had a cow ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ With a moo moo here and a moo moo there ♪ ♪ Here a moo, there a moo ♪ ♪ Everywhere a moo moo moo ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ Oo ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ And on this farm he had a pig ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ With a oink oink here and a oink oink there ♪ ♪ There a oink, there a ♪ ♪ Everywhere oink, oink ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ ♪ Oo ♪ Shout out to “Murder on the Beat.” You can cut it now. You already know. Got him. (Rhett laughs) (all applauding) – Oink, oink. – It’s tough. Also a tough flow to master. – (laughs) That was pretty great. – That was, well, you did just that. – Hey, thank you so much. – Oh, man. There are no winners and losers here because we’re all winners. – We’re all a team. – Yeah. – Not a losers. – We are kinda like the Migos. – We created some hits. – Yeah. I often think of us that way. – Slappers. – The us version of the Migos. – That’s nice. I like that. (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) Ever since five minutes ago. – That’s right. – (laughs) Exactly. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) You know what more post Malone music videos need? It’s just cuts to us. – Goin’… – Yeah. I mean, it’s like every time it cut to one of the two dads kinda doing somethin’, I was like, “This is cool, man.” – Yeah, man. – Like, this is very cool. – You should see me at all of my concerts. – Oh, I saw you at The Weekend’s concert. – Look for me on TikTok. – On TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s like- ♪ I really like this music ♪ – Yeah. ♪ This is some really good music ♪ – Yeah. ♪ All of the kids like music ♪ ♪ And I’m one of the kids blending in ♪ Is that your inner thoughts ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ that you’re having when you’re dancing? – No, I think that’s the energy I’m exuding. – Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ E-I-E-I-E-I-O ♪ Okay, that was obviously a good one. That’s why it’s in the list. How ’bout another good one? You remember when we brought on Terry Crews for Tiny Foods ’cause he’s so big and the food is so small? – The peck dancer himself? – Yeah. – Absolutely. – Peck ancer. Pecked Dancer. – February 12th, 2020. Whew me! This is before we knew where we were headed. – Just before. Just before. – All right, I love some Terry. Let’s watch it. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) Does food size matter? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) (ground rumbling) (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Good Mythical Morning. – He’s on “Brooklyn Nine-Nine.” He’s on “America’s Got Talent.” Please give a big Mythical welcome to Terry Crews! – Hey, hey, hey! (all cheering) ♪ Uh, uh ♪ – Welcome to the show, man. – Oh, man, it’s good to be here. Good. – Yeah, we’ve been wanting you on the show for awhile now. Obviously, you take care of yourself. You’re in shape. You probably watch what you eat. – Yes. – Now, a lot of people that do that eat a lotta small meals throughout the day. Is that the kinda thing that you do? – No, actually, well, I do the intermittent fasting thing. – Oh, okay. – But I don’t eat a lot. I eat a lot less than people think. – All right. Well, you’re gonna be eating some really tiny meals here in a second. – (laughs) Yes, you are. – ‘Cause it’s time for Tiny, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny Food… – [Terry] For Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big Dudes. – Well, here we are in the petitery eatery. (all laughing) – Very nice. – Look at how small this stuff is. (Terry laughs) – Okay, in every round, the dealer, I’ll be the first dealer is going to deal three tiny foods. All three dishes will look exactly the same, but only two are normal. One is gonna be very nasty. The dealer will know which one is which, but the other two will have the opportunity to keep theirs or switch with anybody else. – And now to help in the decision to switch or hold, the players can use one to three lifelines. One of those is Squeezy where we can elect to squeeze the thing. – Okay. – Breezy where we can waft the smell, kinda create a breeze to see if we can sniff it out. Or Expert-eezy when we get to ask advice of an expert who will be the dealer. – All right. – Right. – I’m sure that’ll be helpful. (Terry laughs) – Okay, whoever eats the least amount of bad food is gonna receive a tiny pat on the back from Terry Crews. – Oh, that’s gonna be hard. Look at these hands. (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) (upbeat music) There is something immensely satisfying about how cute these pancakes are. (Terry and Link baby talking indistinctly) It’s a little piece of butter. It’s a little pad of butter. – Well, you just wait. – It’s so small! – You might need a bad when… You’re gonna change your tune. Okay, so these are obviously pancakes. One of these pancake stacks has been seasoned with Bitrex, – They’re so cute! – which is not poison. – Huh? Okay. – It’s just a bitter agent that… It’s the stuff they put on kids’ nails to keep ’em from bitin’ ’em. – Oh. – Bitter agent, kinda like 008. – [Rhett] Let me- (Terry laughs) – Oh, he’s already movin’. – Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I like what I had… Oh no. Oh. I feel… – Now I’m tryin’ to get some information about how he’s movin’ these around. – I know. – But there’s really not… – [Terry] I want to avoid the melted Bitrex. – Oh, oh, oh, wow! You just… You touched that one a lot. I don’t wanna eat that one. (Terry laughs) – I bet he got messed up when the flapjack fell. – It’s okay, I’m goin’ in. Is this it? (Rhett sighs) Is it time? – Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. – Sorry. – We can move it. – Okay. Oh, yes. – So- – But he’s given one of us the bitter pancake. – Okay. – Unless he thinks we’re gonna switch with him and he has it. – Either I have it or I don’t. – Oh, so you expect us to trust you or not? (all laughing) – I don’t trust him. – That’s the game! – That determination. – Oh my God. – That’s the whole game. – Okay. – All right. – What’s your gut tell you when you look at your cakes? – I did notice he touched one of them, which makes me wonder if he would get any bitterness on his hands. – Mm. – Which might be a trick. – But which one did he touch? (Rhett laughs) – This one. I was watchin’ the whole time. – That one? – Oh. – I kept my eyes right on it. – Oh, yeah, yeah. You gotta- – Because I don’t, I slightly trust you. – So he’s payin’ attention. – It was all a blur to me. – I know, but… Okay, can I use a lifeline? – Yeah. – Mm hm. – Okay. – I also get to use it. – Okay, I’m gonna go with Expert-eezy. This is when we ask you- – Okay, okay, yeah. – Oh, right off the bat. Okay. – I’m goin’ right off Expert-eezy. Talk to me. – Those are pancakes. – But can you lie as an expert? – Trust me, he can lie. (Terry laughs) (Link laughs) That’s all I know him to do. – Listen, I’ma look you in my, can you tell me again, look me in the eye one more time. Listen, look me. – Those are really tiny pancakes. – I love you. I actually fell in love a little bit. (Rhett laughs) I’m gonna go for ’em – You believe him? – because I believe in him, I believe in him. – I wanna trade. I believe him, too. – No! You wanna trade? Can he do that now? – Yeah! – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Oh, damn. – Either one of you can, so if you wanna say, you do what you can. – If you want that I’ll just trade with him. – [Terry] Okay, okay. Okay. (Link laughs) Got ya. – Do we eat at the same time? – Yeah. We all eat at the same time. Let’s go eat. We gonna- – Wait, we gotta have manners. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. – (laughs) Yeah, napkins on laps, fellas. – Don’t play around. – Okay, I’m gonna slice into this delicious… – Yeah, this is… – Oh my goodness. Oh, it’s so flaky and… Are we ready? – Oh, you’re goin’… You gotta get- – Oh, dude, I’m not playin’. You see these sensitive hands? – You gotta go with more than that. – You gotta get- – You ready? – Oh. – You gotta get more flapjacks than that. – Okay, I will. Oh, we goin’ in. – We’re goin’ in. – we’re goin’ in. – Okay, dink it. And sink it. (Terry grunts) – Ah! (Link laughs) – [Link] You love it! – Oh! I fell in love and I got my heart broke! (Link laughing) (Rhett clapping) Oh my God, this is awful. – I came to play! – Here you go. – I came to play. Give him the tiny trash can, too (laughs). – I told you he was not to be trusted. – I don’t trust none of you (beep). (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) (upbeat music) Hey guys, I have in front of me tiny tacos, but one of them has Vegemite and wasabi instead of moly and guac. – Oh, God. (Terry laughs) – Hm, hm. Okay. – Very villainous now. – Oh, no, it’s over. (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) This is how we do it now. – Listen, don’t drag me into this. I’m just sayin’. – Drag me? – It was him. – You dragged me over here with the worst taste – It was him! – in my mouth of all time! – Yeah, yeah. – I’ve done nothin’ but good to you. – No, you have, you have. – No, the deal is is that- – Be good to me. – I will, I will. – Link, he didn’t do the right thing. I mean, ultimately he was supposed to switch with you not with me. – Listen- – I mean, it really, it is, you’re the only one – Power. – who took any action. – Switch ’em around, do your worst. (Terry humming) Oh. – I did touch ’em all. I’ma touch ’em all, so there we go. So now everybody gets a little bitty Terry Crews in there. And okay, whoa. – Now, he’s gunnin’ for you. – He’s mad at me. We know that. – There’s no way around that. – Yes, I am. – (laughs) And so for some reason he also seems to be a little mad at me. – Right. – I don’t know why. – Well, because you’re my friend. – Yeah, I mean, hey, you know what? – It’s 50/50 on this show, guys. You know what I mean? – (laughs) That’s right. So the question is, if you were goin’ after me, tryin’ to get me to eat the bad taco, would you wanna do that directly or indirectly? – I think after his experience in the first round, which seemed, I don’t know, I’m goin’ out on a limb here, but I’ll say negative. (crew laughing) I don’t think he wants to risk us not switching with him and him having to eat it again, so I don’t think he has it. I think one of us has it and I think he wants you to have it. Oh, we should waft. – Waft? Breezy? – We should Breezy it. – Okay, good, good idea. – Yeah. – Good idea. – Go ahead. – Now, you can’t put your nose over it. You just gotta… – Yeah. – There we go. Can I help you? I’ll help you. (crew laughs) There ya go. – I don’t even smell taco. I mean (laughs), the taco’s too small to even smell. It’s not working. – Maybe just get a little lower. – Okay. (crew laughs) – I mean, I don’t even- – I smell my hand. – I know you’re lookin’ at it, but there’s nothin’ to see. – (sighs) Gosh. – Okay. – That didn’t help. – Here’s what I think happened. I think that you’re a direct guy and I think you just said, “You know what, the simplest thing to do, the most aggressive thing to do is just give him the bad taco.” – Mm hm, mm hm. – ‘Cause that’s what I did to you (laughs). (Terry laughs) – So you’re gonna switch with Terry? – No, I’m gonna switch with you (laughs). – Why? – Because I’ve already – Wow. – made Terry mad once. – Well, I’m sorry Terry, but I’m switchin’ with you. (Rhett laughs) – You got it, I believe. (Rhett groans) Locked in, right? Locked in? – Oh, locked in. – Locked in. All right. – Okay. – Pick it up? – We gonna make it happen? Here we go. I like the little lettuce on it. Dink it and sink it. – Here we go. – Whole thing. – And go. (Terry groans) (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) Oh, no! (crew laughing) Oh! (Rhett laughing) Oh my God. Oh my… Oh! (all laughing) The wasabi! Vegemite! And racks of salt. (upbeat music) – Look at these cute little PB&J sandwiches. – [Terry] I don’t trust ’em. – One of them has jelly that contains ghost pepper. – Oh, gosh. – Oh. – It’s gonna be hot, all right? – Very meticulous. You’re only moving at right angles. – The placement has been made. Now, Terry, if you get the wrong end of this deal, it’s what we call a Queen Sweep. (Rhett laughs) (Terry laughs) – Now, Link, considering that I took my time out of my busy schedule… (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) Come down here and hang out with you guys and donate my services, (Rhett laughs) and I do mean donate… (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – He does mean donate. – Yeah, yeah. – Yes. Would you really give me the bad one? – Are you askin’, am I afraid of you? The answer’s yes. – Yeah (laughs). – Or maybe, maybe you do that because you just don’t care because you guys are money hungry. You want all the clips, you don’t care. You’re gonna burn your bridges! Is that what you’re gonna do today? Is that what you’re gonna do to me? – Well, you know what? I think you may have just gotten inside Link’s mind. I mean, I know the way that he thinks about the clicks. I think he, here’s what I… I think he wants you to have it. So, now, but here’s the deal. – Wow. – Now I gotta get inside his mind as someone who’s known him for almost his whole life, and what is Link’s strategy? – You don’t need to touch me in order to do that, do you? – No, no, no. (Terry laughs) No pat downs. What is your strategy to get it to end up with Terry? And I think what you would do, we’ve discussed this before, is that mathematically your chances are the greatest of the person receiving it if you start there ’cause at least it’s there for some period of time. But that isn’t how you think. You like to do things like give yourself the hot thing and then hope that it gets switched. – Oo. – But here’s the thing, if I switched you with mine- – You learn not to believe anything he said in round one. (Terry laughs) – I’m learning. – But the problem is, if I switch mine with yours, then Terry is just gonna switch mine with his. – You know me. (crew laughs) You know, at this point, I’m just confused. – Oh no, that’s the biggest trick in the book right there. That’s the biggest trick in the book. “I’m confused. (all laughing) I don’t know!” No, dude, come on. – Well, you know- – You ever heard the term country dumb? I’ve heard that term, (Rhett laughs) where they’re like, “I don’t know what’s goin’,” and they’re robbing you blind! Okay. (Rhett laughs) – We do have a lifeline, though. We have a Squeezy. – We gotta go with this last lifeline. – Okay, let’s see if we can learn anything. – Squeezy. – Just a little… – Okay, consistency looks amazing. – Hm. – [Terry] Oh, good old fashioned white bread. – [Rhett] Yep. I didn’t learn a whole lot. – That jelly looks so sweet and delicious, doesn’t it? – Hm. – You locked in? – I’m gonna stay with what I got. – You know what? I don’t think you’d do it to me. Can we pray before we eat? (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – Come on, no. Lord- – I’m not closin’ my eyes. (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) – Lord, please. – You got both of his hands. – Lord, please bless this food and bless the person that gave it to me. No matter what happens, make sure that he lives a great long life. Amen. – [Rhett] Amen. – Good choice. Good choice. – I just prayed for you. – Go for it. – I just prayed for you. (crew chuckles) – I think you’ve done the right thing. (Terry sighs) – Okay, so we’re goin’ with what we have? – You ready? – I’m ready. – Hey, you ready? (Terry laughs) – I’m ready, I’m ready (laughs). – You sure you don’t wanna switch? – Uh oh, oh yeah. He wants you to switch. – You sure you don’t want switch? – Nah. – Are you sure you don’t wanna switch? – I trust you that much. – You sure you don’t wanna switch, Terry? – Uh uh, uh uh because I love you, and I prayed for you – All right, eat. – and I trust you all. – Here we go. – Mm. It’s delicious! – It’s hot! – Oh! – I thought I was gonna get you again! – Oh, I love it, I love it! It’s delicious! – Woo! – Oh, that hurts. Oh, that’s good. – That’s some, woo! – Oh my God. I might be in tears. (Rhett laughs) I was so scared. I was so scared. – And you went for it. You ate the whole time. – I did. I trusted you. – Were you about to switch? Were you even close to switching? – I was. I was. – Oh gosh! – When you said at the end, “You sure, you sure?” What the hell? – Whew, whew! – Okay, well that means that I never ate any of the bad stuff, so I get a tiny pat on the back from Terry Crews. – Yes you do, Sir. Yes you do. – Let me pick that up. Anybody got a knife? – Let me do that again. (crew laughs) – Anybody got a knife? – Here we go. (Terry laughs) (Rhett laughs) – ‘Cause you hurt me. – Here we go. – Now the Ghost Pepper has given- – Tiny pat. Tiny pat (vocalizing). Oh, it’s cute. – Thank you, Terry. – Yes! – And thank you Terry, – Yes. – for bein’ here. Be sure to check him out on “Brooklyn Nine-Nine,” and “America’s Got Talent: Champions,” both on NBC. – Please. – Thanks (hiccups) for subscribing and clickin’ that bell (hiccups). – All right, now Terry, you say you know what time it is. – All right, listen, listen. (Link hiccups) You know what time it is. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Was that the only time we’ve prayed on the show? – It’s definitely the only time we’ve been put on the spot to find ourselves praying on the show, yeah. – Well, maybe we should try it once a year. – It’s okay. – Terry, man, Terry’s great. Whenever I see him and we’ve run into him a few times – We have. – since he was on the show at some of our, at various things. – Oh yeah, you know us. – All of our appointments that we make. – Uh huh. (crew laughs) – Nicest guy. We did a Facebook Live thing where we talked about being dads. – Yeah, ’cause we’re dads and he’s a dad, too. – And I feel like we were all on the verge of tears at a couple of points. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – He has a way of connecting emotionally, kinda like the two of you did in the episode. – He fell in love with me a little bit he said. I’ve loved him ever since. – What a great guest, you know? I mean, even though this is a marathon, there’s a lot more really good guests than we’re able to get through with all of this. – Oh, you think so? – I do think so. – Okay. – And I- – I agree with that. – I think that we’re always getting better at havin’ fun with guests, putting them at ease. I feel like if a guest isn’t a good guest, it’s just as much on us as it is on them. – And it’s not like it used to be at that one point that we don’t talk about where we had too many guests. – Right. – We don’t do that anymore. – And do you still laugh at whatever a guest says even if it’s not funny? – Yeah. – You still do that? – Well, yeah, ’cause you remain straight faced. If we both did what you did, I think if we both did what I did, it would be annoying, but if we both did what you did, it would be rude. So, I think that one of us has to not laugh and one of us has- – One of us has to be rude and one of us has to be annoying. – (laughs) Yeah, right. Yeah, that’s the balance. – But when you have somebody like Jack Black come on the show, (sighs) I mean- – All my laughter was authentic. – All laughter’s authentic and all bets are off. – Yeah, and I will say that if you have any cardboard Santa’s lying around, you want to cover their eyes for this one that premiered on December 20th, 2017. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Today we’re going Christmas balls to the wall in our Christmas Song Challenge. – Uh, let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) (liquid splattering) (fire whooshing) – Good Mythical Morning. – Today we are going to get secretive with Jack Black. See if this year’s hottest toys are fun for daddies. – Oh yeah. – And find out if you can tell the difference between fake people and reality stars. But first, we’re taking Christmas songs from boring to banger. – [Rhett] It’s time for… ♪ The Christmas Song Challenge ♪ (air whooshing) – Welcome to the show, Mr. Jack Black. – Hello, Jack Black. (crew cheering) Thanks for bein’ right here. – Are you kiddin’ me? Thank you for havin’ me. – It’s a Mythical welcome. All right, here’s how this is gonna work. We have two Santa hats. I have one of ’em and Rhett, you have the other one over there. – Yes, I do. – In one hat we have regular old boring Christmas songs. – This hat. – And in the other hat, we have royalty free instrumental tracks. Totes legal – Oh. – for us to use from our music library. – It’s hard for me to decide which one to reach into. Do I have a choice? – Well, – well, you gotta do both. – We’re gonna reach in- – Oh, got it. – We’re gonna take turns reaching into both. – Cool. – Put that together in order to create a fantastic new Christmas song. – Oh, that’s exciting. – No warmup, no rehearsal. – Yeah. – No planning. – We keep it rough. – You excited? – Yes. – Okay. – Sound good? – I feel good about this. – Okay, and I’m gonna go first. – I don’t. – And I’m going to grab my Christmas song. – Okay. – Seemed like he kinda peeked. – Don’t peek, man. – Oh, okay. – Kinda looked at, yeah. There you go. (Jack chuckles) – And then, so what is that? – The pickin’ police over here. “Joy to the World.” – Boring. – Yeah, that’s what I was gonna say. (crew laughs) – And? – No peeks. My song is going to be “Seattle Grunge.” – Oh. – “Seattle Grunge” style. – Here we go! – Go for it, Rhett. (Rhett exhales) – Hit it. (mellow rock music) ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Joy to the world, the Lord is come ♪ ♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪ ♪ Let every heart prepare Him room ♪ ♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪ ♪ And Heaven and nature, and Heaven and nature ♪ ♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪ ♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪ ♪ And Heaven and Heaven and nature sing ♪ ♪ Let every heart prepare Him room ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ – Yeah! Dang, that was hot. (crew cheering) (all applauding) – That was pretty good. – Color me impressed, man. (crew laughs) – There was like some Springsteen kinda things goin’ on. – Yeah, it really fit. – Like a- – They came together in like a really unusually expected way. – Like a zombie dance. – I think we may have a Christmas hit on our hands. – Yeah. – Yeah, we do. – Send that. – Okay, Link. Your turn, bruh. – Okay, me second? – Oh, man. – All right. – Here we go. – Pick the- – Can you go out of order? – This is the style. – Okay. – So, the style is called “Opening Night.” – Is that a style? – I think that’s the name of the track. – “Opening Night” is the name of the track. – Oh, I see. – These are just names of tracks. – Okay. – And then what is the tired old song? “O Come, All Ye Faithful.” – Yeah. – I’ve heard of that one. – Now, sing it in a opening night style. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – Okay. Hit it. (upbeat music) ♪ Oh ♪ (Link vocalizing) ♪ Any second now ♪ ♪ We’re gonna come together faithfully ♪ – Oh! ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Come on, let’s get to it ♪ ♪ Here we go ♪ ♪ O come, all ye faithful ♪ ♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪ ♪ O come ye, o come ye to Bethlehem, yeah ♪ ♪ Bethlehem, yeah ♪ ♪ Come and behold Him, born the King of the Angels ♪ ♪ O come, let us adore Him ♪ ♪ O come, let us adore Him ♪ ♪ O come, let us adore Him ♪ ♪ Christ the Lord ♪ – Woo! (crew cheering) (all applauding) Wow. Wow. – Yeah. – That was strong. – All right. – Quite an intro on that one. – Yeah, I was like, when is it gonna drop? When- – That was one of those, as soon as you started we knew it was like Broadway style. That’s what “Opening Night” was. – Yeah, “Opening Night.” – Now we know. – Wow. – Okay, Jack. – Okay, Jack. – 1950s Broadway, and then it got all crazy blasphemous at the end. – Christmas songs – Okay, here we go. – on this side. – You ready? I like to shake ’em up. – Shake it. What song are you gonna change up? – I’m excited. – “Twelve Days of Christmas!” This is a powerful jam that I was thinking about today ’cause what if there were… Nobody celebrates all 12 days. – Yeah, I don’t even know what that means. – That’d be a lot of presents. Everyone only celebrates the one day of Christmas. And if you’re half Jewish and half Christian like me, that’s 20 days of presents, bruh. – Pace yourself. – I get “Twelve Days of Christmas” plus “Lovin’ Chill.” (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – “Loving Chill.” – And as we know, – I can only imagine. – I don’t need to know what that means. – Right. – Mm hm. – I’ll find out when the music starts. – Right. (crew laughs) – Am I supposed to say somethin’? Does the music just start? (Rhett laughs) Am I supposed to say ready? (Rhett laughs) Ready. (mellow jazzy hip hop) ♪ On the first day of Christmas, my true love said to me ♪ ♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ Two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me ♪ ♪ Three French hens ♪ ♪ Two turtledoves ♪ ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪ (Rhett laughs) (Link laughs) ♪ You know it’s true ♪ ♪ And that is the end of the song ♪ ♪ We’re not singin’ no more ♪ ♪ Thank you ♪ All right. (Rhett laughs) (all applauding) – Woo! – Woo! – Once you get to “Partridge and the pear tree” you need not need the other gifts. – Right. – ‘Cause I think we knew where it was gonna go for the next nine days. – Did I stop short? ‘Cause it seemed like I only did three of the 12. (Rhett laughs) – You left me wantin’ more but I was very happy with what I got. – Always. – Maybe you’ll get it again and you can finish. – Yeah. – Okay. – Oh, dude, check this out. I have powers (grunts). – Oh, whoa, gosh (laughs). – That’s functions, Jack. – Did that with my powers. – Sorry, I didn’t realize. I accidentally kicked it, and then I, okay. – Okay, here we go. Here’s my song. “O, Little Town of Bethlehem.” Mm hm. – Okay. Royalty free track? – Oh, that was the royalty? No, that was the song. I never heard of that one. “O Little Town of Bethlehem.” – “Nashville Boulevard.” – Oh, man. – Mm hm. I hope this is what I think it. – I think there’s gonna be some country sauce comin’ up. – Twang. – Hit it. (light country music) ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ (Rhett vocalizing) ♪ Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie ♪ ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ ♪ Yet in thy dark streets shineth ♪ ♪ The everlasting light ♪ ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ ♪ Are met in thee tonight ♪ ♪ Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie ♪ ♪ Above thy deep and dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars go by ♪ ♪ Town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ Oh, little town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ You’re so small ♪ ♪ But you’re so big in our hearts ♪ ♪ You’re so big ♪ ♪ You’re big in our hearts, yeah ♪ ♪ You’re big in my heart ♪ ♪ You’re big in my soul ♪ ♪ But you’re actually little on the map ♪ ♪ I’m gonna end this now ♪ (music stops) (Link laughs) (Jack laughs) (all applauding) – “You’re small on the map but you’re big in our hearts?” – That? – That’s good. That wasn’t in the original. – No, it wasn’t. – You took liberties. – That felt, yeah. – That had a real good vibe to it. Like a Dolly vibe to it almost. – You stayed on script for like, the first half and then you went off roadin’. It was like, wait a second. (Link laughs) (Rhett sighs) – I couldn’t help myself, man. That guitar? (Link sighs) – All right. – It was strong. – You could hear – You were just – my fingers almost. – speaking from the heart. – Okay. – Speakin’ in tongues in there. – I’ma give an update to “Up on the Housetop.” – Yeah, you are. – And I’m gonna use royalty free track entitled, “Tech Intrigue Boy.” (all laughing) “Tech Intrigue.” – I’m intrigued. – My favorite type of intrigue. – Mm. – Okay, here I go. Hit it with some “Tech Intrigue.” Oh. (mellow techno music) ♪ Oh, uh, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ ♪ Reindeer pause (vocalizes) ♪ ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪ (Link vocalizes) ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ ♪ All for the little ones with the Christmas joys ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go, go, go ♪ ♪ Oh, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ Up on the housetop ♪ ♪ Clickety click, click, click ♪ ♪ Down with the chimney ♪ ♪ With goodie good, good, good, good technique ♪ ♪ First come the stockin’ ♪ ♪ Of little, little Nell ♪ ♪ Oh dear Santa, won’t you fill, fill it well ♪ ♪ Oh dear Santa, won’t you fill it well ♪ ♪ Oh dear Santa, won’t you… ♪ ♪ This is gettin’ weird ♪ ♪ Give her a dolly that laughs and cries ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ One that can open and shut its eyes ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn’t go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, clickety click, click, click, click, click, click ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Clickety click, click, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Clickety click, click, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Clickety click, click, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ St. Nick ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ – Oh, man. – Wow. Oh my God. (all applauding) Oo. – You made Santa seem dirty. – I know, I was like, I gotta move on from that lyric. – What’s Santa doin’ up on the rooftop? – It was amazing how that genre fit in right with the “Clickety click, click, click, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.” – That was amazing. ♪ Clickety, click, click ♪ – Thank you. – So is it my turn now? – [Rhett and Link] Yeah. – Lemme get some of that. – Pull out a tired carol. – Okay, I’m gonna do… The first one, “Metal March.” – Okay, that must be the genre (laughs). – That’s the genre. That’s gonna be some heavy metal styling, so listen to that. – “Metal March.” – Right up my alley there. – Uh huh. – Let’s see what we got here. “Silent Night.” (Rhett laughs) – Got a little – “Metal March” – juxtaposition happenin’? – on a “Silent Night.” – Yes. (Link laughs) – (exhales) Now I’m nervous. (Link laughs) Hit it. (heavy metal music) (Rhett laughs) ♪ Silent Night ♪ ♪ Holy night ♪ ♪ All is calm, and all is bright ♪ ♪ Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child ♪ ♪ Holy infant so tender and mild ♪ ♪ Take off his head ♪ ♪ Rip it to shreds ♪ ♪ Round yon Virgin ♪ ♪ Mother and child ♪ (crew laughs) – [Link] Whoa! (all applauding) (crew cheering) – Thank you. (Rhett sighing) (crew laughing) – Oh my. (Link laughing) Oh my. – Oh, man, dude. – Too much? – That was the most un-silent night that I’ve ever witnessed. (Jack laughs) – Oh my gosh. I- – What happened to Santa? (crew laughing) – I think he’s done for the day. – He was a willing sacrifice in (laughs) the name of metal. – I think I left some esophagus tissue out on the dance floor. (Rhett laughs) – We’ll gather it up and send it along to you. – Oh, that was good, dude. – Thank you, Mr. Jack Black, – That was good. – for rockin’ out with us. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Amazing. Always worth goin’ back and watchin’ that one every holiday season. So, you just did that and when I… The one that sticks in my mind… I mean, obviously Jack’s second performance where he beheads the Santa. – But that first one. – But don’t sleep on the first one. – “Twelve Days of Christmas.” ♪ On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ♪ ♪ A partridge ♪ – And he was grabbin’ his own butt. – Oh yeah, it was beautiful. – That’s great. I mean, just, I could go back and now just listen to that one. – Well, feel free to do that. That’s how the internet works. You can watch it as many times as you want. Now, okay. Every once in awhile there’s something that happens on the show that somebody says something, usually it’s one of us who says something that then gets repeated from here on out, becomes a little bit, becomes a little way that we say somethin’. – Yeah, I was a little jealous when a guest gets to make somethin’ this repeatable. – You’re jealous? – I love it. – I get jealous. – Well, in this case- – It makes it one of the best guests ever. – Well, you know what? Hey, we need to talk about other guests on another thing that we’re doin’ before we come back to what we were talkin’ about. – All right, so that was a little teaser. – A little teaser to tease. – Go to the Mythical Kitchen. They got some good guests over there. – Yeah. – “Last Meals,” great show. And then the guests get existential. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Josh Peck, Corbin Bleu, also Rhett was on the series, 24kGoldn, Maria Bamford. – That’s me. – That was a bombshell of a conversation between her and Josh. So, if you haven’t checked out “Last Meals” on Mythical Kitchen channel, do it. Fancy Fast Food, they had Try Guy Keith on there, they had Courage. – Yes. – Rosanna Pansino. They even cook for multiple food critics. A top chef, Nicole’s former culinary school professor. – I love it. – So, I mean, they take guests in a different direction to a whole new level. Catch up on any of those episodes that you missed or you wanna see again. Check out the Mythical Kitchen channel. So now- – Back to what we were saying. – Back to one of our favorite guests. – I’m talking about the reason that every once in awhile we call you the little Beasties. It’s because of D’Arcy Carden. – Yep. September 26, 2019. We ate some nasty foods, talked about some tough moral dilemmas. The Good Plates. Which, the beginning of that format was because she was on “The Good Place.” – “Good Place.” – So, I think that’s… I mean, Carney, that’s why the writers came up with The Good Plates from “The Good Place?” – Yes. – And then we brought the format back with other guests a few times. We just didn’t call it The Good Plates because they’re not on a show called “The Good Place.” – But it’s always The Good Plates in our heart. – Yeah it is, that’s what we still call it internally, you little Beastie. – Internally, yeah. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) Today we find out if we’re bad people. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) (ground rumbling) (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Good Mythical Morning! – Joining us today is our new friend from “The Good Place” on NBC, it’s D’Arcy Carden! (crew cheering) (all applauding) – Now, hey. – Hey. – D’Arcy, thanks for bein’ here. – Thanks for havin’ me. – I feel like I know you. I mean, I’m a big Janet fan. – Woo! – “Rhythm Nation.” – But also your Janet. – (laughs) Okay. Oh, awesome. – Yeah. – That was really funny. (Rhett laughs) – Off to a good start? – Yeah. – All right, give me that throughout, though. – Okay. – You made the Janet Jackson joke. – I love a Janet Jackson joke. – That type of thing is gonna help me out. – Good. – But I also feel like I know you because at a couple of parties, I kinda stared at you for awhile, and I thought I was gonna talk to you and then like, it didn’t pan out. – You- – I was- – Do you remember that? – Is that true? – [Rhett and Link] Yeah. – What? You creeps. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – Hey, it wasn’t me, it was him. I was like- – But you remember it too. – Yeah, I was like, “You need to stop starin’ at her.” – What? – Well, I was just lookin’ for an opportunity to have a conversation. – Are you serious? – Yeah. – What party? Or you can tell me later. – It’s those parties where it’s like, “Hey, are we in the mix for an Emmy?” – Yeah, I hear ya. – You know, like industry, – Turns out not. – a lotta kissing. – Yes, turns out not. (Rhett laughs) Turns out not. – Yeah, we’re not going anymore. – But- – Yeah. – But we coulda been friends. – Yeah, we coulda been. – And that’s really all that matters. – And now we are. – It’s happening now. – Yay! – Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do. “The Good Place” dives into ethical dilemmas a lot, so today we’re going to do the same. Specifically, we’re gonna see how well we can predict what most people would do when faced with an ethical dilemma. – Okay, and if we can’t, that dilemma will move directly into our stomachs. It’s time for The Good Plates, with D’Arcy Carden. – Okay, we’re gonna be presented with two seemingly identical plates of food, and each round we hope to choose The Good Plates. – Yeah, the Mythical crew went online and asked you, the Mythical Beasts, – Woo! – what you would do in a range of hypothetical ethical dilemmas, and now our job is to guess what the majority of them answered and each of those answers is gonna be represented by a plate. To make our choice we have to eat what is on the plate. – Okay. – Now, if we pick the wrong plate, that food is going to taste like it came straight from the bad place. So we must choose carefully, and the winner will be named Plate Bryan. – That makes sense to me. – Let’s play! (playful music) All right, I’m going to present us with our first ethical dilemma. – Okay. – “You’re married and your spouse gets an incurable but not fatal disease that will greatly inconvenience them for the rest of their life.” – Aw. – Okay. – “You’re given a magic pill that will cure them, but also causes them to hate everything about you. Do you give them the pill?” – Oh my Lord. (Rhett laughs) That is rough. – Woo! – What are the symptoms of this incurable disease? Is it like constant pain? – It said it would be a great inconvenience for the rest of their life. – Okay. – So- – So whatever that means to your spouse. – Oh my gosh, this is really mean. – Mm hm. – I can only think of herpes. – I don’t think that’s that big of a deal. – Herpes is not that bad, and you should know. – Not for me it’s not. (Rhett chuckling) (crew laughs) Okay, all right. – Type 1. Type whatever, it doesn’t matter. There are no stigmas here. (Rhett laughs) – No, there’s not. – All right, let’s see what our choices are. – Uncloched? – All right. – Oh, wait! Are we gonna pick yet? What the- – No, we’re gonna- – Okay. – We’re just gonna know that it’s a chocolate looking thing. – Oo. My heart is pounding. Okay. – So my side is give them the pill, Link’s side is don’t give them the pill. – Okay. So- – What would you do? Which isn’t the question, – I know. – but what would you do? – It would be so sad. My husband and I really love each other. It would be so sad if he just didn’t love me anymore. – I think the question is do you love your husband more than you love your relationship with your husband? – But doesn’t he love me? – Yeah, but he’s gonna hate you when you give him the pill. – That’s what I’m saying. Won’t he be sad about that? – No, he’ll hate you. He’ll be glad that you gave him the pill ’cause he hates you. – Oh, that’s true. Oh, so it really is- – I would wanna make it my wife’s decision by tellin’ her, but I’m assuming you can’t do that. – I’m assuming. – You can’t do that. – You’re so right. – I think you gotta give ’em the pill because the after math of the decision will be they’re not, they don’t have a bad disease – They’re not- – and they hate you and they don’t have to be with you anymore. – So it’s only hard for you. – Yeah, yeah. – Okay, then you have to give them the pill. – That’s love. – Yeah. – The self sacrificial decision is to take the pill. – You have to give them the pill. – I’m givin’ ’em the pill. – Wait, wait! – But do the people know that? – Yeah, that’s- – I think the Mythical Beast have a moral compass. – I think you’re right. I think it’s really sad to think of your partner hating you, but you’re right that it is only sad for you because they’re over it. – Right. – They’re happy. – Mm hm. – “Get away from me, I hate you.” – Yeah, yeah, take that pill. – Okay. – But how much sadder is she gonna be without me in her life? – That’s the thing. No, wait! Are you just gonna (sighs)… – Yeah. – Okay. – Make your choice. – We’re saying that Mythical Beast chose giving them the pill, but Link’s saying they didn’t give ’em the pill. Let’s take a bite. – Are you guys nervous at all? – Now, I would choose that. I just wanna say, Christy, I would choose that. – But you think that- – But you don’t trust the Mythical Beast? – You think the Beasts are Beastie. – I don’t think they thought through it in this particular way. – It was more of a- – It is a hard one. It’s, oh God. – Let’s do it. – Okay. – Three, two, one. – Oh yeah, that’s good. – This is not good. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – Oh, it’s fish! It’s fish! – This is great. – What is this, sea water? – Can I give it a smell? – Oh, it’s catfish. – It’s a sardine Ding Dong. – What? – A sardine Ding Dong. – Sardine Ding Dong. A Sar-Ding Dong. – Sar-Ding Dong (laughs). Oh, that’s good. – [Crew Member] So, and it was a close one. 56% of the Mythical Beasts said they would give their spouse the pill. So, pretty close, but we didn’t have Let Christy Decide as an option. – I still believe in you. (playful music) – So this one is worth two points. Here is our scenario. “If you could ensure the survival of Earth”- – Oh, that’s big. – “And reverse climate change”- – [D’Arcy] Oh no. – “By pressing a button that causes the extinction of cats, – Aw! – would you press it?” – [Rhett and D’Arcy] Yes. (all laughing) – What? I mean- – Yeah. – How is this a difficult question? – Yeah, it’s sad for cats. – I mean, this is a win win, guys. – Now he’s- – No, oh. – Rhett’s a cat hater. – Okay. – Are you a cat hater? – I’m not a cat hater. I’m a cat lover. – Oh, you’re a cat lover. You own a cat? – Yeah. – I don’t but my sister does. I had a cat, Chrysanthemum, RIP, love you, baby. – Okay. – Wow, that’s a good name. – Yeah. My little sister named her when she was like, two. Let’s eat. – Now let’s see what they are. – Let’s see what the choices are. – Okay. – Okay, press the button on my side or don’t press the button. – You’re pressin’ the button. To save Earth you get rid of cats? – You save Earth and you kill cats? – You kinda, I would say like, replace cats with anything and you’d do it. – Well, hold on a second now, because if I said replace cats with humans, then you’re saying that humans are more important than cats. – Oh, whoa. Okay. – But I am saying humans are more important than cats. – Right, no, I think you can say that, can’t you? – Yeah, yeah. I think cats are- – But this is just- – They’re not a protected group. – Is the existence of everything else more important than cats? So this is easy. – Right. – You are sacrificing cats for everything. – We have to press the button. – Okay, we’re pressin’ the button. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I mean, unless for the fun of it you just… Someone don’t wanna press the button. – I wanna press the button. – But I wanna press the button. – The Mythical Beasts really like cats. – Is that true? – Yeah, ’cause they don’t like me ’cause I don’t like cats. – Okay. If you had a cat it would be very hard to make this decision. You would basically be saying, “I will kill my cat. I’m gonna kill my cat.” – For everything, though. – Right. – To survive. – Yeah, that’s pretty- – Wait, cheers. Ding dong. – Dink it, and sink it. – Ready, set go. – Of course, right? – Mm. – I wonder what that woulda been, D’Arcy. – [Crew Member] So, an overwhelming 76% of people said they would push the button if it meant killing cats, but we did also ask the question and replace cats with dogs. – Oh! – What is it? – And only 48%- – What? – Whoa! – [Crew Member] Said that they would push the button. – You’re tell… – [Link] So what did you do here? – [Crew Member] Can you tell what we did? – It’s so salty. – This is the most… (crew laughs) – But you know what? There’s something about it. – I like salted chocolate. – I’m tellin’, there’s something about it that you’re gonna like. – [Link] It’s actually not that bad in the end. – It’s not that bad. – It’s like, wow, no more cats. – Once you get all the way- – Look at that. I look this way another cat, look that way no cat. – Everything about this round is great. (D’Arcy laughs) The salty chocolate, the dead cats and the saved world. – Yeah. (playful music) – Hello, little Beasties. You ready to do this? – Yeah, three points at stake. (Rhett laughs) With this one. – Yeah. – “Your best friend at work…” Aw! – Well… – Oh. (crew laughs) “Tells you they’ve been embezzling money and you promise never to tell anyone about it. However, an innocent co-worker is soon blamed for the crime and fired. Your friend refuses to turn themselves in. Do you break your promise and tell on your friend?” – Do you own the company? – (laughs) Yeah, because that’s… – Okay, that one’s hard ’cause there’s a couple key words. “Your best friend,” and then, “Innocent co-worker.” I mean, innocent is one thing, but co-worker? Like, who cares, right? (Rhett laughs) – I mean, come on. – The turnover here is just crazy. (Rhett sighs) – This is- – Oo (exhales). Your best friend. No, you don’t tell on your best friend. – I don’t know because if somebody else is gonna take the fall- – I mean, if they don’t- – Yeah. – It feels like the morally right thing to do is to have justice served which would be that person that you fired. – I mean, if the innocent co-worker like went to prison, – Yeah, mm hm. – then I’d be like… – “Blamed for the crime and fired.” Maybe go to prison. I mean, here’s like, maybe this is too goodie goodie but if your best friend is this kinda person, maybe that’s not the kinda friend you want in your life. – You need a new friend. Right. – I’m kinda serious about that. Snip, snip. – Okay, let’s see what we’re dealin’ with here. – Okay. – Embezzling money. – Oh! – Oh, we’ve got chips and guac. – [Rhett] Okay, you tell on your friend over here and you don’t tell on your friend. – (sighs) I really like my best friend. – If no one took the fall… Like, if Link came to me and said, “Hey, I accidentally murdered somebody”- – Right? – And I was the only- – Would you help me bury the body? – Yeah, and I probably would help him bury the body. – Yeah, of course you would. – Yeah, but- – We don’t have to agree, though. – But then if someone else got put in prison because of the murder, at that point – That’s when things change. – I would be like, I gotta tell on Link. – Right, right. – But like, if you’re gonna kill somebody, as long as nobody else other than me finds out, we’re cool. – Okay. (Rhett chuckles) – Okay, I think I would tell on my friend, but I think those little Beasties are really good friends and they’re gonna not tell on their friends. – Oh. – So, I’m gonna say they don’t tell on their friend. That’s what I’m gonna say. – Oh. – Okay? – Okay. – Is that crazy? – All right, no, because maybe their loyalty to their friend is worthy of- – I think you’re right. – Okay. – I agree with you. – Scoop and cheers. We can’t cheers you, though. – Nope. – Here we go. Oh! (crew laughs) – That’s good, guac. – Oh, this is spicy. It’s wasabi. – It’s wasabi. It’s a lotta wasabi. – It’s wasabi. – Mm. Wow, this is just avocado. – Oo! – Oh, here. – No, I’m gonna do it. – You gon’ do it? What am I gonna do? – Woo, my nose! – Woo! (Rhett laughs) – Oh my God. – [Crew Member] I’m sorry, I’m supposed to talk now. (Rhett laughs) – Wait, actually it feels great (sniffs). – Wow. – [Crew Member] Surprisingly, 68% of the Mythical Beasts said they would tell on their friend. – Yeah. – Oh. – Yeah. All is right in the world. – And why are we the ones punished for it? (crew laughs) (playful music) – Okay, final round. This is worth four points, – Woo! – so technically it’s anybody’s game. – Well, I could tie. – Yeah. – You can win. – Mm hm (chuckles). – “If you could guarantee success in any career of your choice for the rest of your life”- – Okay. – Oh. – “But you would have to pick one friend to never succeed, – No! – no matter how hard they tried, would you do it?” – No. That’s so selfish. No. – Okay, well let’s see what we got ’cause it may change your mind. – Okay. – Oh, a beverage. – Oh yeah, that’s informative. – Oh, it does change my mind. – So you take the success – Here’s the straws. – over here or you don’t take the success. Yeah, this is a super, super selfish choice. – Selfish. – Unless you pick a friend who you know is never gonna succeed at anything. – And unless you wanna be like a cancer doctor. – Oh yeah, yeah. – You know what I mean? – You give yourself a career that’s gonna do a lotta good. – An oncologist they call that. – That’s what they’re called. Take it back, cut that. Unless you wanna be an oncologist. (Rhett laughs) – Yes. And what if it’s that friend that’s like, “Hey dude, no matter how hard I try, I’m not really gonna try.” – Right, right, right. You’re almost doing him a favor. – Everybody’s got a friend like that. – It’s like, – Okay. – “You know what, if you’re successful, do right by me, man.” And you could do that. – Yeah, you could. – You know? You’re on a hit TV show, followed up by a buncha hit movies. You’re like an action star. – No, wait, no. If I did this, I would be an oncologist. – You mean like an oncologist on TV (laughs), right? – Right, and then you’re friend is like, your bag boy. – Yeah. – Hey, here’s the thing, though. – Right. – By being an oncologist on television, you will potentially inspire more people to be oncologists and they will do more good cumulatively than you will be able to do just by being an oncologist by yourself. – That is so true, but I still would just be an oncologist. – Take the success. This is me. – Okay. – And just bring the friend along for the ride “Entourage” style. – I don’t think that they’re gonna take the success because I don’t think that they’re gonna take the selfish path. – I don’t either because these little Beasties know. These little Beasties are not selfish. They’re out for the greater good and the greater good is not the selfish choice, so I do not take the- – The easiest thing to do is probably just move options. – For me to stand up, climb over the two of you. – What’s that? – Oh. – You can’t change it because of the graphics. – Morgan’s- – Okay, so here, here. (crew laughs) – Morgan’s- – Move the graphics. – So, we’ll go like this. – Oh, gosh. – You have to climb over me. – Okay. – This is like, can I move my butt? – No the graphics, the graphics! – Yeah, we’ll move, but the graphics, boy, they can’t. – Okay. So, the graphics are right here? – Yeah, somewhere. – I mean, you can see them? – I think they’re down here. – You see them, right? – Yeah. – They see them. The Beasties see them. Okay. Ready? – I hate it over here. – Don’t take the success. Oh, we’re like Archie and Veronica. – Three, two, one. Oh! (Link gurgles) – No, no, it’s just coffee. – Oh (chuckles). (crew laughs) Oh, I thought that it was coke and then it was coffee, – Yeah, yeah. – and it tripped my brain. – So what is it? – I don’t know, it’s bad. – What is it? – It’s bad, it’s… – Oh, it’s vinegar. It’s coffee and vinegar. – I don’t want it. I drank vinegar on this show one time and listen, I’m not goin’ there again. – Oh my God, it’s so bad. – But see- – But my breath is so great now. – [Crew Member] 60% of the Mythical Beasts said they would not take the success. – Of course they wouldn’t. – Listen, you know what? They just didn’t think it through. I think in every round I went on the side that I thought was the morally just side, and that was the side that you guys chose every time. – Classic Beasties. – So I feel great. I get to be Plate Bryan, and my faith in you guys is restored. – Congratulations, Rhett. You are now officially- – [Link and D’Arcy] Plate Bryan. – Be sure to check out D’Arcy Carden on the season premier of “The Good Place” tonight! – Whoa! – Woo! – On NBC! – And thank you for like and commenting and subscribing. Now you say you know what time it is. – Okay. Now, wait, now you say… Okay, okay, okay. You know what time it is. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Such a great guest. – Delightful. – I always love runnin’ into her. – Yeah, you know us. – When we’re doin’ our Hollywood thing. – We just go around… – D’Arcy did make an appearance on our 10 year anniversary episode? – [Crew Member] Yeah. – Yep, she made a little video for us, a little congratulations. – For the Wheel, right? – Yep. – Yes. – Not for the Wheel, for like… It was like a little montage from our favorite guests. – Oh, yes. – And she did that. – Even better. – [Crew Member] You know what? You’re both right. That’s like, you know, yeah. That’s totally fine. – I’m right, he’s right. – Yeah. – [Rhett and Link] We’re both right. – [Crew Member] Yeah, you’re both right. – And we know that you’re right. – [Crew Member] You do. – You were wrong about being wrong. You thought that the coffee was coke. – It’s all about expectations, man. It’s all about expectations. – Oh, vice versa. – That game, I don’t know what it is, there’s something that we haven’t quite put our finger on in terms of the psychology of tasting something and knowing that it’s either gonna be good or bad, but not knowing if it’s good or bad immediately because the way taste and your brain – You don’t know what – work together – it’s supposed to be. – is just very… – It’s the key to dating, relationships. – It’s the key to dating? Explain. (crew laughs) – Expectations. It’s all about expectations. – Hm, that’s why you should – All relationships. – put your actual height on your dating profile. – Expectations. – Or maybe just a little bit lower. – I expect that this next guest is gonna be one of our favorites because we’re still in this marathon. You can do it, just keep breathin’, keep moving. – It’s not hard. – Don’t think about the pain. – But you, bro… I don’t like this analogy. I know it’s not really an analogy. I mean, we literally are calling it a marathon but I think it’s fun. I think- – Oh, have you ever run a marathon? – No, no, I think, I have said on a couch before and watched things for an extended period of time and that’s fun. – Like “Lonesome Dove?” – Oh, “Lonesome Dove.” – Where we didn’t let ourselves get up and pee? – Have you ever had a “Lonesome Dove” day? – Do it, guys. – We highly recommend that. Do that, not now, though. – Do a “Lonesome Dove” day. – “Lonesome Dove” day’s real fun. – It’ll make “Yellowstone” look like it’s more modern. (Rhett laughs) – You’ll appreciate “Yellowstone” even more. (Link chuckles) After you watch. – “Lonesome Dove” is pretty awesome. – “Lonesome Dove” is a classic. It’s a classic. – But you can’t get up and pee in the middle of it, but you can get up and pee here. – But you know what’s better than “Lonesome Dove?” Jackson Wang. – What a surprise. (crew laughs) I mean, everyone’s havin’ to explain, it’s like you want this guy to be on the show? I’m like, okay. – He’s a multi hyphen. – I mean, I know Kalyn really wants him to be on the show, but okay, fine. I’ll become a fan. But I didn’t know that that was true. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – But it absolutely was. – And this episode had production code 22GMS05. (crew laughs) (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Today we’re expanding our street food knowledge. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) (air whooshing) – Good Mythical summer! – And please welcome singer, rapper, dancer, fashion designer, record label founder, international super star and all around lovable goofball, Jackson Wang! – Yes! (crew cheering) (crew applauding) – Hey, this is Jackson Wang. – What do you not do, man? – No, I’m not really good at it. I’m not… It’s just like a… – Come on. – I’m on. – Well, how good are you at trying to get people to try new foods? – I have a dream. I wanna be the co-host of this show. – (laughs) Okay, all right. – Yes. – So this is your audition? – Oh, okay. I get nervous. – You’re gonna replace him, right? – Good Mythical Morning! (all laughing) – I love it. So, whoever loses this game, Jackson is gonna replace. – Yes. – So now that stakes have gone a lot further up. – Oh, okay. – ‘Cause we’re gonna be tasting food from your childhood growin’ up in China. We have to guess if it’s truly from there or somewhere else. – Yes. – You ready? – I’m ready. – You hungry? – Yes. – I’m hungry. – It is time for Trying New Street Foods, But Can We Guess Where They’re From? And Can Jackson Wang Help Us, Or Will He Scoff And Call Us Bums? – All right, in each round we will be served a dish, and then Rhett and I are gonna have to guess like I said, if it’s a street food that Jackson grew up loving in China by guessing Chinese or not these. – That’s a good one, that’s a good one. – Okay. – Thank you. – So, Jackson, your job is to convince us that the dish is one you enjoyed as a kid in China even if it’s – Yeah. – from somewhere else, okay? – Where did your jacket go? – No, I just took it off ’cause I felt like too… I wanna be like t-shirt boys. – Okay, all right. You wanna hang it up? You wanna, I mean- – It’s cool, it’s cool. – I’ll put it over our shoulder. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Just kinda, just like, yeah, just like… – Oh, yeah. Look at that. (crew laughs) – Oh, that’s nice. What is that? – All right, if we get the majority correct, we’re actually working together and we did that so there’s no way that Jackson can replace one of us. – Uh huh, smart. – But if we get the majority correct, then we get to perform a flip with Jackson because we know that you’re amazing at flips. – A little bit. Yeah, I do a little like tricking. – It’s wild. – Is it? – Yeah, I’m ready to do one with ya. – A cartwheel? No? – Let’s just see what happens, man (laughs). (upbeat music) (air whooshing) Kalyn, why don’t you bring in the first dish? – All right. – And be sure to tell Jackson what a big fan you are of his. – No. Don’t lie to me right now. – What? That’s crazy. That musta been someone else. – Come on now. – Oh, oh my… – Let’s have a conversation. – Oh. Oh, oh (laughs). (indistinct) – [Kalyn] It’s just… – Hey. (Jackson speaking in Chinese) – [Kalyn] Oh. – Thank you. (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) – [Kalyn] Oh. – Should we open this? – You wanna? – Oh, why not? – You don’t know what that just did for her, man. – Yeah, I think she’s a big fan. – That was a big moment. – I don’t think she wanted to acknowledge it. – You know what this is? – This looks like a candy coated strawberry, and that is a frickin’ huge strawberry. – You call that Bingtanghulu. – [Jackson and Rhett] Bingtanghulu? – Yes, Bingtanghulu. – Bingtanghulu? – You have that sugar syrup- – From your childhood? – Yes, from my childhood. – So your job is to convince us of that. – [Jackson] That it’s a Chinese food. – Even if it’s not, so- – Honestly, I don’t- – You’re doin’ a good job. – Honestly, I have no idea. – Are you a good liar? – My mom told me that it’s Chinese food, so I believed it, right? – This is tricky. – It’s like a candy apple. – This is next level mind tricks right here. – Oh, wow. It’s totally like a candy apple. – What did you call it? – Bingtanghulu. – Bingtanghulu. (crew laughs) – Oh my God! – Hey, did you get your brain? – Dude, – What- – it could not have come closer to stabbing the back of my throat. – How the heck did that happen? Why did you push so hard? (crew laughs) – Dude, I don’t know… I almost died just then. – No, you’re not supposed to eat it, you’re supposed to eat it gently. – Well- – Well thanks for tellin’ me now. – As if you’re like, having a kiss. – You’re not supposed to stab… – I don’t understand how like- – No, no, no, no, no, no, no. – It went into the back of my throat. – Just turn it. – But why? I don’t understand. – Side, side. – You’re trying to push it into your mouth? I don’t get it. – I was biting it. I was- – You didn’t even finish this one. – I’m showing- – Let me, yeah. – I’m showing what I did. I’m reenacting it. I bit the end of it like this. And when I chomped down on it, the stick went up into my brain. – Imagine you’re having a kiss, like a kiss. Right? Yeah. (crew laughs) – [Rhett] That’s your… Good. – [Crew Member] Ew! – What part of this- – Now I use- – Oh, you can eat it like that, too. – What part of his wife’s body is that? (crew members laughing) – This is actually my shower wall where I practice kissing. – It’s really good. – Right? – [Link] This is so much better than a candy apple, Jackson. – [Rhett] So Link, we gotta work together on this. – I’m still kinda shaken up. – The additional detail that Jackson threw in there about, “My mom told me that I enjoyed this as a kid,” to me that lends credence to it. – Yeah, I think this is Chinese. – I agree. – All right, so we’re sayin’- – [Rhett and Link] Chinese. – You just had Bingtanghulu. It’s Chinese! – Hey, okay, all right! Okay, okay. – Yes. Wait did I just, it’s too easy? – No, no, you’re just, I mean you just told us the truth and I didn’t sense- – Until I see you lie, I don’t know. – Yeah, right. – Okay, wait, – I didn’t sense – let me try that. – any falsehood in you at all. – The next one I’ll try to do something with it. – Okay, well, we’ll find out. (air whooshing) (upbeat music) Kalyn, now come on in. There’s no reason to be nervous just because you’re a massive fan, okay? – Listen, allegedly. – Just admit to it. – Allegedly, okay? I’m not. – You’re a fan. – You speak Chinese, speak some Chinese. – Oh, you speak Chinese? – Show off a little bit. – Yeah, yeah, just a little. I mean (speaking in Chinese). – Oh my God. (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) – [Kalyn] Mm. (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (crew laughs) – It’s happening again. (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) – Okay, okay, okay. – Oh, all right, Kalyn. (Jackson speaking in Chinese) – We gotta do our jobs here. – Later. – Okay, later. Oh, that was the line she had memorized? – Wow. No, no, I think she- – No, she speaks Chinese. – She speaks all kinds of stuff. – She speaks all types of stuff. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s full of surprises. – We don’t. – You’re wearing the jacket now. – Yeah, I’m lovin’ it. Oh my. We’ve got some sorta egg. – This is called (speaking in Chinese). It’s called like, tea egg. – Is it from a chicken? – Of course. (crew laughs) – I mean, it doesn’t look like a chicken egg. – No, it’s like the color, the color. – But if a chicken egg comes out like that, you gotta take that chicken to a chicken doctor. – It’s like food coloring. – Oh, it’s added? – It’s added on, yeah. – Okay. Smell it, it’s like real good. – Yeah, it smells like a egg. – Oh, it’s fragrant. – So it’s tea? It’s tea-dified? – It’s like boiled eggs and then you put it in the hot water and then with some soy sauce and tea. – And you’re makin’ all that up. You’re lying to me right now. – No, my mom told me that. – Okay. You keep blamin’ his mom. – So, is there a specific memory as a kid – It might be Chinese. – that you associate with this? – Oh, yeah. – Do I just bite it? – Don’t do what you did with the Bingtanghulu. – Don’t stab yourself. – None of this. – Like, just eat it like how you would eat a egg. – Yeah. – And… – It’s like a boiled egg with a little bit of a tea flavor. – Yeah. Oh, thank you. Wow, wow. I mean, you don’t have to do this. – This is a full service episode. – You have something. – Mm. – I think he’s trying to suck up to you after lying to your face. – You think he’s lying about this? – He doesn’t know what this is. – No, if you say I’m lying, then I’ll say my mom was lying. – I’m not afraid to say your mom’s a liar. – Yeah, yeah. – Mom, you’re lying Mom. – Your mom is a liar. (all chuckling) – Okay, I mean, first of all, it’s very good. – I don’t know. – I mean, – He had a lotta – this tastes like – details about- – a slightly salty boiled egg. – You like it? – Why’s it cold? – Oh? See? – It’s supposed to be hot. – He’s expecting it to be hot? – Oh my God. What happened? – I’m just trying to return the favor. (crew laughing) This is… – So, I think- – But he didn’t have anything on there. I mean, I’m just bein’ polite. – I think because he said, “Why is it cold, it’s supposed to be hot,” he’s either a master deceiver, or he’s tellin’ the truth. – They also call it like, the dinosaur egg. Because of the pattern here. – Oh, wow. – That’s good detail. – You totally just made that up. – He’s lyin’. (crew laughs) – My mom, not me. – His mom’s lyin’. – Are you sure, dude? – I think so. I think he’s lyin’. – All right. – I’m gonna say- – [Rhett and Link] Not these! – Are we right? – You just Chinese food. – Again? (buzzer buzzing) See? He’s bein’ sincere. – Okay. – He could be a horrible liar. We haven’t experienced it. – Yeah, but I mean, okay. So we should trust you? From here on out. – My mom, trust my mom. Trust family. – He’s always deflecting. (Jackson chuckles) (air whooshing) (upbeat music) – Kalyn, still not. It’s not clear if she’s a super fan or not, but I’m pretty sure she is, is back with another dish. – No. – And you know what? – Has the jacket on. – I actually forgot. There’s a very important legal document that we forgot to get your signature on. Do you mind signing? For our lawyers, of course. – A very important legal document that says, “Important document?” – Yes, yes. – Right. – We just need your signature on there and make sure to make it out to Kalyn, K-A-L-Y-N. – Okay. – [Rhett] Make this legal document out to Kalyn. – Yeah, we have a lawyer- – You know how they work. – The lawyer used to be me. – Don’t write her name over the legal document’s part ’cause I think she’s gonna – Yeah, yeah. – probably cut that off. – K-A-L-Y-N. Yeah, that’s great. We have a lawyer with the same name. It’s really rare, but it just so happens. – Kalyn, you’re… I think we’re gonna have to update this every round. (crew laughs) – Thank you. – She’s gettin’ what she wants, another hug. All right. – You’re not gettin’ paid for this episode, you realize? You’re gettin’ all the payment you deserve. You have yet to lie to us. – Oh, it smells good. – This is fish balls. – [Rhett and Link] Fish balls? – You know what? – Those are big. – You never see a fish with balls. That’s because they cut ’em off and put ’em in this lettuce. – No, what balls are you talkin’ about? – Testes. – Testicles. – Oh no, no, no, not that balls. – Oh. – It’s fish meatballs. – Oh. – Yeah, like- – Balls that’s made out of fish meat. – Oh, okay. – I know about these ’cause I’ve had ’em in soups and whatnot. Just eat it with my mouth? – Yeah, and put this on top, on top. – Oh. – Yeah. – Get a little- – Like a little, a scallion? – And then you wanna tear like a piece of this to eat it like a combo. – Oh, really? – And they call it the XXX in- – XXX? – A triple three, like triple three. Like, one, two, three. – This is good. I don’t mean to offend you ’cause I know you’re lying to us. This is not from your childhood in China. – Yeah, it is definitely. My mom confirmed. – You know, your mom really should be here because you keep throwin’ her under the bus. – I mean, I was a kid. You just eat whatever your parents gave you, right? – Fish balls, sure Mom. – Fish balls. – That’s a good fish ball. – Man, it’s so good. You dip it in anything? – You do it with the combo. – The XXX. – The triple, yeah. (Rhett vocalizing) – Okay. – What was that? – That was just a little (vocalizing). – XXX is a movie. – I’m experimenting with some things because you’re a lot cooler than he is, and I don’t normally hang out with people that are cool, and so I’m just, – At least you’re admitting – I’m adding something. – that you’re trying hard. (Rhett vocalizing) – I can’t even do it. (Jackson vocalizing) It was just, my brain wasn’t even working. It was just like a spur of the moment thing. Watch your back. – Jackson, tell us some more lies about how this is from your childhood. – No, they’re not lies. Honestly, my mom, it’s like, she told me about – Gave it to you as a child? – this combo, like how- – She called it the XXX? – Yes, she said that her mom told her. Like, the grandparents. It’s like a- – So this is generational? – Since like the Song dynasty. Like, back in like ancient times, this is how everybody ate. – XXX. You misstepped with that one. You shoulda stuck with your mom. – But sometimes you put it like, on a stick. And you eat it. – And you stab yourself in the roof of the mouth. – Okay. – And then you do this. – All right. He’s sayin’ put it on a stick. Jackson, I’m not changin’ my answer. – I don’t believe him. – [Rhett and Link] Not these. – Where are these from, really? – You just had Chinese food. – (laughs) What? (buzzer buzzing) – Okay, it’s not the dynasty, whatever, it’s just fish balls. – It’s just, okay. – Just fish balls. – All right. – We keep thinkin’ that you’re gonna lie to us and you just tell us the truth the whole time. – I’d really love to see you lie one day. – What’s the point of this game? (crew laughs) (air whooshing) (upbeat music) – All right, Kalyn. Let’s see our next street food item, and of course, do you have anything else you wanna get auto signed, autographed? Whatever word you wanna use? – No, we’re just here to drop off the food and go. But actually while I’m here (speaking in Chinese)? (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) – They’re talkin’ about you bein’ tall. – No, just the set was amazing. (Rhett laughs) (Kalyn chuckles) – It’s okay. (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) – Me? – Hm. (Jackson speaking in Chinese) – No, not us. – Hm. (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (crew laughs) – She just pointed at me and said somethin’. (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) (Jackson vocalizing) (Rhett vocalizing) (Kalyn vocalizing) (Jackson speaking in Chinese) – Talkin’ about your thing you’re known for. – It’s my signature. (Kalyn speaking in Chinese) – Oh (giggles). (crew laughs) – And of course. – Okay. – My signature move. (Jackson vocalizing) (Rhett laughs) – I hope you’re happy. – I’m having a great time. – I’m confused. Oh, and look at these. These are like little tacos? – It’s like a taco with some- – No, it’s not. – Why don’t you explain it? – You want me to? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should eat something. – I thought that I should do- – I mean, remember this from your childhood? – It’s called the blanket. – The blanket. – Yeah. (Jackson speaking in Chinese) It’s called (speaking in Chinese). – [Link] It looks like a blanket. Is it supposed to be folded like a taco? – Yeah, you eat it like rolling. You have to roll it. – Oh, you roll it. – Yeah, yeah. You have to roll it. – You roll it up like a little- – And what is that inside? – In every city, in every province it’s different. – Oh, that’s like marshmallow fluff. – Yeah. You’re supposed to eat it like, in one bite. – Oh, sweet. – Like this. – This is good. Oh, just get in there. – Mm. – Mm. – This one my mom didn’t tell me. (all chuckling) My dad. (all laughing) – Okay. – What did your dad say? – My dad said, “Eat this. It’s very good for a man.” – Oh, it’s very good for men? You got a little. – Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh. – They really got a thing goin’. (Jackson vocalizes) (Rhett vocalizes) – And then we (laughs)… Yeah, do it with him. We touch, this is a- – I’m a little jealous. – And it’s like “E.T.” I mean, you got it. – That’s cool. – You know what I’m sayin’? – “Dad said it was good for men.” Hm. – That’s what I was thinkin’ as I was eatin’ it. – You’re a man? – This is good for me, I’m a man. – It’s good for the hormone. – The testosterone? – Also and like immune system too, and everything. – But are you pickin’ up on any lying here? – Okay, here’s what I’ll say. We’ve sucked at this, he’s been great. We suck. We were wrong two out of three times. However, he changed his strategy. Suddenly he’s bringin’ his dad into it. – Right. – It feels like maybe he’s just lying now. – See, sometimes you just think too much, man. (crew laughs) – Maybe he’s incapable of lying, ’cause he hasn’t lied in previous rounds, right? – He hasn’t, but a second ago when I went (vocalizes) and then we touched fingers, somethin’ felt a little off. (Jackson vocalizes) (crew laughs) See if you can feel it. – I- – He gave you the opportunity. – I don’t feel like I can get in on it. – Yeah, that’s good. – It’s really your thing. – It’s our thing, you’re right, you’re right, you’re right. – Let’s make our thing. – Oh, elbows, huh? (Link exhales) (Rhett laughs) (Link vocalizes) (Jackson vocalizes) All right, he’s lying. – He’s lying. – [Rhett and Link] This is not these. – You just had not these. – (laughs) Okay. – We got it right. – You lied. – [Crew Member] This is a Thai street food. – Bring your dad into it. – Okay. – That’s when you lied. – Called khanom bueang, or Thai crepes, and it’s rice flour, – Khanom bueang. – pancakes and merengue, – Yes. – [Crew Member] and candied egg yolk. – I’m sorry. – Good for men? – I’m sorry that I lied about the hormones and the man and my dad. (Rhett laughs) – Yep, yep, yep. – Yo, man, that was very elaborate. – Okay, so we finally got another one right. (air whooshing) (upbeat music) – Okay, it all comes down to this round for the flip. Kalyn- – Yeah, this is a very heavy dish, so I needed a little extra help from a very special person – There we go. – Yeah, that’s some- – named Mindy. – I got you. Hi, hi. – Hi. – Hi. – Hello. – I know, I know. – They’re not fans at all. – Oh my God, we got a group hug? – This is not approved, guys. Mindy shows up- (group vocalizing) Helping? – Okay. – Okay, thank you. – [Kalyn and Mindy] Thank you. – Not protocol. (girls giggling) – I’m sorry, what just happened? – I don’t know what just happened. – They’re not fans at all. – Oh, before, let me introduce this. – Okay. – This is a dinner dish. – Okay. – Not street food? – Not street food, yeah. – [Rhett] Okay. We’ve got some sort of a soup. – Yes. – Which explains this! (crew laughs) – He’s dangerous, even with spoons. – This is called… Okay, maybe take a sip first. – Oh, we got a spoon for Jackson. – I’ll drink it like this. – Here you go. Oh, you drink it like that? – Okay. – Mm. – I can do that. Okay. – So nice. – So nice. – Childhood, it tastes like childhood. So this soup is called the fish head soup. – Oh. – Hm. – Is that what I was tasting? – Yes. – But the fish heads are like, filtered out? ‘Cause I don’t see any in there. – Did that come out of a fish heads? – Yes, yes. Oh no, this is tofu. – [Link] Okay, good. – Where’s the fish head? – Oh. So this is all the- – That’s everything that was in- – That’s fish heads? – Yes. – That’s not unappetizing in any way. It’s actually- – It’s pretty good. – Very inviting. – It’s just kinda like a brother almost. Just like a seafood brother. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get the broth. You want some of this? – Very nice. Yeah. – Okay. – Mm. – So, you seem to really be enjoying this. You’re tappin’ into your childhood. He hasn’t mentioned his dad. – Yeah, who told you about this? – I told myself. – You wanna bring your dad into this? – I told myself. – You told yourself about this? – Yeah. – You found it? – It’s because back… I was growing up, goin’ to school. We always go across this restaurant. We always pass by. – Okay. – And they’re famous for making like fish heads soup, and I would always grab one. – What do they do with the rest of the fish? – That’s their business. I’m just ordering the food. I don’t know what they do in the kitchen. – I’m- – Good answer. (Link exhales) (Jackson exhales) (Link vocalizes) (Jackson vocalizes) (Rhett vocalizes) – He got me there. “That’s their business.” – I’m torn on this one, man. I’m right down the middle believing him and thinking he might be lying. I lost some trust there on the last round when he started talkin’ about his dad. – Okay, I’ll be serious this time. This is really good for men. (Rhett laughs) No, I swear. – He says, “But this time.” – I swear. – He’s bringin’ out the good for men again? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – That was definitely a lie last time. – I swear. – He didn’t bring his dad into it, but he did bring men into it. – School life, that restaurant that’s not my business. – Yep, yep, I remember that. That was a good story. I think this is real. – It’s real. – This is- – [Rhett and Link] Chinese. (Jackson sighs) – Gave out too much information. You just had Chinese food. – Yes! (Rhett laughs) – We got it! That’s three outta five. – Gotta find the majority. – That means that we won the flip. – Yes. – You ready? – Let’s do it together. – Let’s do it together. – Okay, all right, okay. – We’re good? – Yep. – [Jackson] One, two, three. – It was a hair flip. – That’s so cool. – Ah, hair flip. – Thanks again to Jackson Wang for joining us and be sure to follow him on Instagram and subscribe to his YouTube channel for music videos, live performances, teaser trailers and a whole lot more. (Link exhales) Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – Oh (exhales). (crew laughs) (all vocalizing) – [Rhett and Link] Now you say, “You know what time it is.” – You know what time it is. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Good liar. (Rhett vocalizing) Jackson Wang. – You still, I didn’t… (Rhett vocalizing) (Link vocalizing) Oh, yeah. Why do we keep doin’ that? Like- – Because it was a you and him thing. – Yeah, but it could be an us thing. (Rhett vocalizing) (Link vocalizing) (crew laughs) – We’re running out of time. I think this is the signal that we’re gonna do it. – Okay. (Rhett vocalizing) (Link vocalizing) We could have been doing this- – Ever since- – Ever since. – We forgot. That’s why we’re goin’ through this marathon so we can remember the stuff that we shoulda been doing. – And think about how cool it will be when you get your right arm back and we can do it with the right arm. – But by then I’ll be so good with my left- – I’ll have to switch to my left. – You’ll have to switch to your left. (Rhett vocalizing) (Link vocalizing) And only one person needs to do this. ‘Cause then- – ‘Cause the other person is just catchin’ on. – Okay, you do it. (Rhett vocalizing) (Link vocalizing) (Rhett’s tongue clicks) Oh, I didn’t mean to add that. (crew laughs) I added a (tongue clicks). – Don’t add that. – That was cool, though. – All right, so we got one more favorite guest. You still with us? – Oh, man. – You still runnin’? – Some of my favorite- – Finish line is in sight. – Listen, some of my favorite episodes are when we had pro wrestlers on. I’m just gonna be honest with you. – They got good energy. – But I don’t believe we’ve ever had a pro wrestler quite like Becky Lynch. – No we haven’t. I like some Becky Lynch. And I know Carney, that you are a fan of Becky Lynch because isn’t she still in like, it’s a picture of you and her on your like, Slack profile. – Living room right above the fireplace. – [Carney] Hanging above my bed, yes. (Rhett laughs) – [Carney] No, my Slack avatar is a picture of me and Becky together, yeah. Personal highlight, for sure. – Yeah, I mean this was April 4th, 2019. So this has been many years you’ve had that up there. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. (crew laughs) – [Carney] Yep. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Today we smash. – For cash. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) (ground rumbling) (fire crackling) (air whooshing) – Good Mythical Morning! – And please welcome to the show our new friend, AKA, The Man, WWE super star, Becky Lynch! – Woo! (crew cheering) – Thank you, thank you. – Welcome. – Thank you. – All right, now we’ve brought you here because you know a thing or two about breaking things, right? – Oh, I sure do. Breakin’ arms, breakin’ faces, – Yeah. – breakin’ glass ceilings every gosh darn day. – (laughs) Okay, wow. – Your face doesn’t appear to have ever been broken. – It has actually, quite recently. – I know. – Quite recently. – I know, that’s the thing. – I know, but I’m like Wolverine, dude. I just repair so quick. – You heal. – That’s amazing. – I heal. – Okay, hopefully no faces will be broken today, but some stuff – Yes. – will be broken. – Can’t guarantee not. – Now, we know you’re appearing at WrestleMania this Sunday where you’re gonna be smashing your fist into anything that looked at you funny. And you’re in luck because we’ve come up with a game that will further hone your smashing skills to levels that no opponent could ever prepare for. – Mm hm, and when it’s all said and done, all we ask is that you thank us by not hurting us. – Please. – Deal? – I don’t know, depends on what… I haven’t spent enough time with you guys. – Okay, we’ll be good. – Okay, it’s time for Smash for Cash With the Irish Lass…Kicker. – Welcome to the smash zone. – Yeah. The point of Smash for Cash is to be the player who has the most smashed cash at the end and the only way to win Smash Cash successfully is to successfully smash somethin’, and we’re gonna start with a thousand smash dollars each. – Yes, now the items, what we’re gonna be smashing are under these cloaks of mystery. – Oo. – And some items are harder to smash than others, and the Smash cash value is directly related to how difficult that thing is to smash, and that’s why it’s very strategic to pick the right item. – Well, we need to determine who gets to choose first, and we’re gonna do that by drawing sledge hammers. – Of course that’s what we’re gonna do. – All right, so we got a rock with some little sledge hammers in it and- – Becky, you’re our guest so you choose first. Whoever has the longest sledge hammer gets the power of choice. She’s- – What’s your rationale here? Oh, that looks like… – Oh (laughs)! That’s it. – So, my rationale actually- – Whoa now, hey, watch out! – My rationale would be that my mom always says in a multiple choice answer, if you don’t know the answer, it’s always C. A, B, C. – (laughs) Okay. – C. – All right. Well, you don’t know that that’s the longest one. I mean- – That’s also true, yeah. – You’re just- – That’s also true. – This one may be even longer, whoa! – Oh, God, no. No. (Rhett laughs) – Nope. – And oh, you do have the longest one. – C! – Okay. – It’s always C. – So, Becky you get to choose which item you want to smash and just stand behind it. – It seems that she has chosen seemingly the biggest one. – Okay, I’ve got the next longest sledge hammer, and you know what? I feel good about mama bear, medium sized, so I’m just gonna step in front of what I’m already in front of. – All right, and now we get to choose our smash implement contraption from, okay, from this pricing board over here. – Okay, we’ve got a salami for 100 Smash cash dollars. We’ve got a leg for 225, and we have a aluminum bat for 350, and Link, since you had the shortest stick (chuckles), we’ll go in reverse order. (crew laughs) – Okay, I mean, I got the smallest thing, which makes it hard to justify spendin’ more money on a bat. – Yep. – I’m just gonna spend $100 on the salami. – Really? – I got the small thing. – Oh my. – All right, that’s fine, Lucas, thank you. – I really wanna see Becky hold that leg (laughs). So, I’m gonna pay 350 for the bat. (bell chimes) – Becky, that leaves you with the mannequin leg. – All right. (bell dings) – Okay, so we’ll just go down the line. – All right, Rhett, let’s find out what you’re attempting to smash. (drum rolling) (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) Seriously? – The bat may have been overkill. – [Link] $300 for a butter sculpture of, who is that? – [Crew Member] This is Josh. – Josh made a self portrait of butter? – Oh, gosh. – Okay, and it’s $300, but I’m spending $350. – Now the rule with smashing is you can only take one swing. – I mean, I could come this way and then maybe… I could come left handed. How ’bout I just come right down on top of it? Ready? Here we go. (Rhett groans) (Link exclaims) Oh, yeah! I think that’s smashed. (bell dings) – Did you… Oh, that’s good butter. (air whooshing) (hammer thuds) – All right, let’s find out what I’m gonna sausage smash. (dramatic music) – Oo. – Oh (laughs). – Rhett That looks like an urn of sorts. – Is there ashes of someone in this? – [Crew Member] Yes, that is Mythical chef, Josh. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – That’s where he’s been. – That’s the rest of his body. – I mean, this is impossible, right? – If you knock the urn off of the table with the salami and it falls on the ground and busts, that doesn’t count as Smash. – [Crew Member] Correct. – Oh, okay. – Okay? Yeah. – Oh, okay. – You want some help, dude? – He’s gonna get that height. – For the show. I gotta… I don’t know, maybe it’s breakaway urn, you know? Here I go. Ha! (urn rattles) (all exclaiming) – [Becky] What? (Link grunts) – Bro. – My goodness. – Okay. – Like that? – Whoa. (Link grunts) – That counts as a smash ladies and gentlemen. How’s that salami? – Very tasty. (air whooshing) (hammer thuds) Okay, Becky, let’s find out what you’re gonna smash. – All right. (drum rolling) – Oh. (Rhett laughs) – $450 of some sort of cheap guitar. – Okay. I just gotta see which is the sturdiest, densest part of… I think the heel, right? Or is it like this? – Yeah, I think so. – Hold the foot. Hold the foot. – That feels like you’re getting the most speed. – Yeah. I’m nervous. – Oh, me too, trust me. – All right. – You want the salami? (crew chuckles) – [Rhett and Link] Oh! Whoa! – There it is! – Whoa! – That’s smashed! – Put that in your pipe and smoke it. (Rhett laughs) (air whooshing) (hammer thuds) – Okay, that means I’m in last place with 950. Becky, you’re in second place with 1,225, and Link, you’re in first place with 1,400 Smash dollars. – Damn! (air whooshing) (hammer thuds) – Okay, we’ve got three news items for our final round of smashing. – And Rhett, since you are losing- – Yep, that’s me. – He’s losing. – I’m the guy who destroyed butter – He’s losing. – with an aluminum bat. – Then you get to choose the first sledge hammer. – Okay, well, should I take your mom’s advice and go for C, but technically C might be the furthest away from me because I am on the C side. (chuckles) The seaside. (crew laughs) (Becky chuckles) (laughs) I’m gonna pick this one. – Woo! – Oh! – Hey, that was it. – Works every single time! – You’re right. – Yes. – Becky, are you going, go ahead and choose second. – Oh, now I’m upset that I won’t- – Yeah (laughs). – Fine. – [Rhett] Yep. – Whoa. – Oh. – And you are going third, so let’s get this outta here and Rhett, you get to choose which veiled smasher – Never. – you wanna hit first. – Okay, so really I’m so far behind, the only way that I can make up ground is basically the old salami urn move that you did in round one. – Not easy. – Classic salami urn. – I’ve got to pick the hardest item and then pick the worst tool and hope I get lucky. Actually, I kinda feel like I should just stay in front of this because what are the chances that the hardest item is still in the same place? It’s probably moved over here. It’s not the biggest item ’cause of the surface area. I’m gonna stick right here. – Okay. Do I want the biggy or the flatty? – A little filetcial lookin’. (Rhett laughs) – What do you think that is? – I don’t know, I just said it’s a little filetcial looking. – [Link] Like a filet? – I never heard – Yes. – of that particular phrase, but I’m into it. – Okay, Becky, I’m gonna leave the big one to you and I’m gonna go for the filet like thing in the middle. – Yeah, right. – All right. And Becky, since you didn’t get to choose, you get to choose first – Oh! – from the arsenal of smashers. – Oh, my. – What do we have here? (Becky gasps) (Link laughs) – Oo, I’m taking the steel chair. – The steel chair, just like that. – Steel chair’s familiar. – Yeah, I mean this is definitely- – Familiar, you’re a master of that. – That’s a good deal at 250 bucks. – Exactly. (bell dings) – So then for me, do I spend $400 on the sledge hammer? I got money to burn. Or do I take the barbed wire pool noodle? – Noodle. – I’ve got money to burn. Gimme that sledge hammer. (bell dings) – Yeah, it’s a husky. – Oh, yeah, that is solid. – And look what I get. – Gosh. – Okay, well, first of all, mission accomplished, I have the worst tool. I’ve been instructed that we all need to place our eye protection on so I’ll hand that out to everybody. – Thank you. Here you go, Becky. – All righty. – Slip these on. – All right, so Rhett, you’re gonna go first. – Okay, here we go. (drum rolling) (all laughing) – Oh God, bless you. – A watermelon. – So I only get one whack? – Only get one whack. – How ’bout a series of whacks? How ’bout some sympathy whacks? – I don’t know, what do you think, Becky? For like an additional $100 you wanna- – Oh, 100%. – Let him get another whack? – Yeah. – Okay, well, all right. – Let’s give him a few whacks. – So I’m gonna go ahead and preemptively pay that extra $100 for two whacks. – All right? – Not knowing what the first whack’s gonna be like. – Dude, I told you. Okay. – So is that three whacks total? – No, it’s just two whacks. – Oh, two whacks. – You wanna give me? – I’ll give you three whacks. – Three whacks, at $100 a pop? – Yeah. – $100 a pop. – Yeah. – Maybe 75. Let’s give him a bargain. Not $100. – [Link] That’s one. Nothing really happened. – Okay, all right. – Little cut on the skin. – It broke the skin, here we go. – Okay. – Oh! – And (exclaims)! I knocked the price tag off. – You took off half of the bar code. That is not a smash. You’re out, man. – I really think if I had a lot of- – Okay, stop it. Stop it! Stop it! – Can you tell him to stop it? (buzzer buzzing) – Can I tell him what? – I just depleted all my Smash Cash. (air whooshing) (hammer thuds) – All right, let’s find out what I’m gonna smash. – That is filet like. (drum rolling) (all laughing) I think this is actually not as simple as you might think. It might bounce back if you… I mean… You know what? I’m gonna stay out of it actually. – Yeah. – And you guess- – You wish you had the pool noodle don’t you, bro? (laughs) Yeah, you do. – All right. – ? Right up. – You are right. I mean, this thing is so heavy. There’s not a lotta accuracy involved. All right, here I go. Three, two, one. (all laughing) – Woo! Yeah, Becky! Yeah, Becky! You definitely have a chance. You’ve got a chance. – Oh my God. – Get it! – They don’t call me the Comeback Kid for nothin’ dude. – What? (air whooshing) (hammer thuds) – All right, Becky. – Let’s see how I’m gonna win (laughs). (drum rolling) – [All] Oh! – Oh, okay, all right. – We to this big old television. – Old school. Oh. – All right, Becky, so this is worth $550. You’re only losing by 25 bucks at this point. – I think we should at least give her a preemptive extra smash for 100 bucks. – Okay. All right? – ‘Cause it’s only fair given what, you know? – Two smash attempts. You’re now at 875. – Okay, all right. Oh, two smash, okay. – All right. – All right. – All right. – Whenever you’re ready. – I was wonderin’ how… If I hit that way, if I hit that way… – Okay, she’s really thinkin’. (Becky chuckles) – Oh! (Link laughs) Whoa, that’s some serious smashing that happened. I mean, this whole back part came off. – Oh yeah, it did. It did smash. – It’s cracked but it isn’t smashed. You bought another one. Let’s have it. – I think you gotta get that screen busted. – Oh, yeah. – Go ahead? – Use that leverage. – Oh! – Kinda smashed. – All right, let’s take a look. – (indistinct) broke. – [Link] That right there is, I mean, that’s nearly cracked a functional television. – Oh my goodness. – Didn’t smash but it cracked. But smashed it more than you two smashed yours. – [Crew Member] All right, we’re gonna rule a smash over here. I think that’s a smash. – Yes! Does that mean I won? – Congratulations you win- – I’m the winner! – And we got an assortment of prizes, but you’re also, I just kinda want you to have at it, so go for it. One more. – Oh gosh. – Oh my gosh! Yeah! Yes! – Woo! – (laughs) Congratulations, Becky! – Oh, God (laughs). (Becky speaking indistinctly) – [Link] Is smashing the- – Television! – Oh! (air whooshing) (hammer thuds) – Okay, that means that Becky is the first ever GMM Smash for Cash champion and get to redeem her cash for a prize in Good Mythical Morning. – All right and be sure to check Becky out at WrestleMania this Sunday, April 7th. – Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. – Now you say you know what time it is. – You know what time it is. (air whooshing) (fire crackling) – Listen, I think that you breaking that urn- – With the salami? – With the salami might be the most impressive thing you’ve ever done on the show. Might be the most impressive thing you’ve ever done. – I’ll take that. – In life. – And I mean, and I think it might be more impressive than your most impressive thing that you’ve done on the show. – Yeah, listen, I’m trying to give you a compliment. – I’m trying to be more competitive. – Oh, you’re trying to be more competitive? – Yeah, for next year. – Oh, okay. – I’m bringing my A game. – Guess I gotta bring my salami (laughs). – I thought that it might be a backhanded compliment for you to say the most impressive thing as if I don’t do many impressive things. – It was legitimately impressive. – It’s just hard to say. – It was very legitimately impressing. No one, no one saw- – I mean, we could do a marathon of the impressive things I’ve done on the show. – No one thought you were gonna break an urn with the salami. I mean, who’s ever done that? – I certainly didn’t. Yeah, I haven’t done it again. Whew, I just did somethin’ to hurt my shoulder. (Rhett laughs) (crew laughs) – Gettin’ excited about breakin’ things. There it was, Becky Lynch, one of the best guests ever. – You’ve done a lot of really impressive things on the show. – Listen- – That time that you guessed the number- – Just let us be good themselves, you know? No, I think your salami thing is better than me being psychic. I’m kiddin’. I think apples to apples. – Yeah, me too. – Really, yours is more impressive. – Me too. All right, so we’re at the end of this marathon. We’re just joshin’ each other. We need some time apart. Maybe tomorrow let’s not do one of these. – Okay, we’ll take a day off. – And then Friday we’re gon’ be back together experiencing the final Good Mythical Marathon. What should we do? – How ’bout we do the thing that we call Naked Foods? – Naked. – Which really is when we try different dishes from different price points. It remains one of my favorite formats because everything we eat with a few exceptions is just good. – And when we run it all together, I bet you we’ll learn things we didn’t know that we already knew. – Oh. – So come back on Friday, okay? There’s not a more. – There’s no more, don’t get your hopes up. – [Link] Check out the Mythical Kitchen guest videos. Josh Peck, Corbin Bleu, a top chef, Nicole’s former culinary school professor. There’s some good stuff over there on the Mythical Kitchen channel.