GMM Top 5: Top 5 WTF Moments (2019)

What’s our most WTF moment of the year? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical special holiday episode. – And good mythical Christmas Eve to everyone who is celebrating. – Now, before you lay your head down tonight to dream of dancing sugarplums, we want to ask you to consider doing three things for us. One, subscribe to the Rhett and Link YouTube channel, because we’re gonna be releasing brand new vlogs every Saturday. – Yes we are. – Starting in January. Also, consider subscribing to the brand new Mythical Kitchen channel for crazy, exciting new things from mythical chef Josh. He’s gonna be cooking them up in a brand new, state of the art Mythical Kitchen. – Yes. – And three, consider joining the Mythical Society at mythicalsociety.com for exclusive content. – But today, consider that we are counting down the top five WTF GMM moments of the year as voted on by you. Now, these are moments that defy explanation and categorization and left everybody wondering, what the Christmas fudge did I just see? – [Announcer] Starting at number five, a moment that launched 1000 memes when we asked the question, can we fit this in our mouths? – I think I can. – I think I can go width. (laughing) – That’s, yeah. – Because I want to avoid what I wanna avoid. – [Nick] Sure, sure. – Okay. – No judgment here. – I don’t think you’re gonna need it. – Might have to open up the throat canal. – Mm-hmm. Oh gosh. (laughing) (producers laughing) – [Man] Get started and then we’ll see. (producers laughing) – [Rhett] Oh, can he go that way? I don’t think it’s gonna go that way. Oh wow. – I didn’t wanna watch this back. – Oh yes. – You can do it Link, you can do it. I think you can do it. – I believe in you bro. – I feel like you’re full. – Oh, do you want me to slice your cheek off to open up some space? – Yeah! Looks like it’s gonna rip. – [Nick] Can you go deep bro? (everyone laughing) – You almost got it. (Rhett groaning) – I might have to. – Yeah. (Nick groaning) (Rhett groaning) – Valiant effort. Oh! – No. Nice work. – Zero points. – Okay. – Zero pride. Yeah, zero pride. So– – How does it feel watching yourself do that to a pickle? – Yeah, I’d not watched that back, but over Thanksgiving my aunt Lanette was sitting there. – She got a big pickle? (laughing) – After we ate, and she was like, “Now since you’ve started putting “your stuff on Facebook, I saw you try to”– – Since you started putting your stuff on Facebook. – That’s what she said, and I didn’t want to say anything because like– – Like 07. (both laughing) – I don’t know why you said that, but she just started watching and the first thing she saw was the pickle thing. She was like– – What did she think about that? – She said “I saw you with the pickle.” (producer laughing) – That’s it, that’s all she said. – And then she made a face. – And she knew, you knew what she was talking about. – That was it. Now she is off Facebook. (Rhett laughing) Let’s see the next one. – [Announcer] Hitting the countdown at number four, Link and Jameela Jamil face off in the blind finger trap challenge, getting to what most Bronies would call second base. – [Jameela] I don’t like it. It’s very small. It’s very small! – [Rhett] Stiffen your finger up. – [Jameela] That is– – [Rhett] There you go. Oh. – One in. There you go. Really stiffen your finger there. – Stiffen your finger up. – Oh my good, oh my goodness! – [Rhett] Stiffen your finger up! – Oh wow, ow! – Okay, there we go. It’s better to say make your finger hard. All right, answer some questions about what your finger’s in. – Am I ever gonna get my finger back? – Is that your question? Probably, probably. – No. – Is it something I would get in a Walmart? – That narrows it down, yes. (Rhett and Link laughing) – Uh-huh. (Rhett laughing) – You gonna do the Walmart strategy? – Yeah, I’m using the Walmart strategy. – She already said it was a toy. – I’m in the toy section of the Walmart. – Okay. – Are our fingers in it’s ears? – Hell no. (Rhett and Link laughing) – Are our fingers up it’s butt? – Hell yes. – Really? (producers laughing) – I knew you would put my fingers in a butt! I knew it! (Rhett and Link laughing) – That sphincter is tight. – Why would she know that? – [Jameela] Is this an animal toy? – [Rhett] Yes. – It’s a unicorn’s bum, a horse’s bum. – Hold on, you can’t guess right now. – Oh (beep). (Rhett laughing) Sorry. – Is it a unicorn’s bum? – I’m gonna ask you to be more specific. – Is it a rainbow maned colored unicorn’s bum? – I handed that to you. – Listen, I just gave you a hint and you still didn’t get it. – [Link] Okay, all right. – I’m gonna say Link you’re right– – Oh crap. – But we’re looking for a specific answer. (Link yelling) Jameela? – What is more specific than a unicorn’s bum? – What do you typically call the little doll that’s a rainbow unicorn? – Is it a unicorn My Little Pony? – Take off your blindfold! – Oh, that’s what I was gonna guess! (Rhett laughing) We are! (Jameela yelling) (Jameela and Link yelling) – This feels so wrong! – I’m sorry, I feel like I kind of took that from you, but you know, she was the guest. – I think you needed to get My Little Pony. So I agree with you. – Well I did get you a My Little Pony. No I didn’t. – It hurt too. I don’t know if you ever do– – My Little Pony’s got tight balls. – Yeah, it really did, like the way that, Chase I’m looking at you. – It really grabs onto you. – I don’t know if that was your episode but– – [Chase] It was. – Did you cut them– – You really underestimated the size of their fingers. – Who cut the bum of the– – [Chase] I think that was Mike or Lucas, but we intentionally made it small enough that you guys would have trouble getting your fingers out. – It was a real finger trap. – [Chase] Yeah, we wanted it to be a trap. – Okay. – That was pleasant. – [Chase] Good, I’m glad. – I’m glad we did that. – It gets more WTF than that, I guess. – Let’s see the next one. – [Announcer] Our number three WTF moment is the reason that Rhett and Link will never look at a View Master the same way again. – Oh! – Oo yes. View Masters. – View Masters. We were so excited. We were so excited. – There’s pictures in here. – Oh that’s, why is there a naked Chase there? Oh my God. Chase, come on! – The angle! Dude! You’re totally naked on our leather couch! Chase! – Gosh man. – And now you’re laying down. Seriously? – Chase, we sleep on that couch! – That’s my freaking desk! Your butt’s on my desk! – Well you know what, he’s probably not on my desk. He’s not on my desk! You only did it on Link’s desk? – [Link] He’s on the coffee table! – [Rhett] Thank you Chase. – I keep looking for you to be on Rhett’s desk. His desk– – Look at your glasses. – Was just right across from my desk. – Chase. – All you gotta do is move your naked ass over there. – Ass! – You played the piano? – [Chase] Chopsticks. – Chopsticks. (laughing) – They’re horrible of you. (Link laughing) I didn’t hear him say Chopsticks. – Chopsticks. (both laughing) – Why did you say Chopsticks? – More like chopstick. – [Chase] The only thing I know how to play. (producers laughing) – That’s the only thing you know how to play is Chopsticks? – [Chase] Yep. (Link singing) – Yeah, we know it Link. (laughing) (both laughing) Now you’re just picturing him naked in there, playing that song. – Man. I haven’t been back to my desk since then. – I did a deep clean of everything. – [Chase] Just in case? I didn’t touch your desk. – Did you clean my desk? – I did a Clorox, 10 to one Clorox water solution. Sprayed it on everything except your desk. – What? – And just washed it all down. – Hold on, you can’t just clean a leather couch with anything. – Well we’re gonna find out what Clorox does to leather, because it’s in there. – Oh, we can make it an episode at least. – [Announcer] Our number two clip features a mask that can only be described as “No thank you”. (both laughing) – Hello! – Yeah, yeah keep going with that voice. – Hello everyone. This is the voice that I feel like I should be using. (Rhett laughing) – I didn’t even know I had nightmares like this– – Am I scary? – Yeah, yeah. – Yeah, and also adorable. – That doesn’t count. I’m scary and adorable? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Hello. (Link laughing) Ladies. Is my mask an inanimate object? – Yes. – Yeah. – Okay. – Wow. (everyone laughing) – What is that thing? That’s the million dollar question. We’re trying to find out right here. – Yeah, that’s the name of the game. What is that thing? – Name that thing. – And the $25 question is, can I buy it in a Walmart? – Yes. – Yeah, yeah. – Is it in the toy section? – You like my question. – Yes! – Whoa! – We’re back in the toy section. – Yes! – Super villain in the toy section. – We are in the right section of Walmart, everybody. – Oo. Am I a mask of super villains? – No. (Rhett laughing) – Oh gosh, yeah, hold your mouth open like that. That’s really good. (Link laughing) – Am I a mask? – [Rhett] Oh God. (laughing) (masked man speaking gibberish) – When you open that, the mouth becomes exactly the right size. – Did I play with this as a child? (Link laughing) – I really hope so. (laughing) – As someone who’s been your friend most of your life, (Link coughing) yes you did. – No! – In fact– – You heard it right here folks. – Am I a baby man? – We’ll give it to you. – Baby doll man. – Baby doll man. Baby doll man. (Link clapping) – Let me see myself. (screaming) – Exactly man. – Cabbage Patch man! Oh my God. – Yes. (Rhett laughing) – Yeah, that was freaky. And then you took that mask, and you put it in a dishwasher. – Yeah I did. – So it’s clean, but we still have it, right? – I think Chase’s butt may have touched it during his little trip around our office. (Link singing) Put it in the dishwasher. – I think we’re getting down to the most WTF moment. – I know we are. – Do you know what it is? Do you have in your mind what it could have been? – I peed chocolate into your mouth last year. – Yeah, that was, I think that was it. – Maybe, yeah, so it’s not that. I don’t know, did I pee anything else into your mouth this year? – [Announcer] And the number one WTF moment of 2019 is a shocking chocolate coated Cinderella story that just might have you jumping for joy, Almond Joy. – I don’t even like coconut in anything. – But you like it, don’t you? – But this is approaching palatable for me. – We’ve got approaching palatable! – I know you like almond Joy, but it was the 14th seed in our worst Halloween candy tournament. I was wondering why I looked like that. – I can’t help that people– – That’s gotta count for something. – I think Almond Joy is one of the most complete candy bars every to be made. – It’s actually not bad at all. I don’t even like coconut. – I think it’s got a great name. I think the fact that it’s got what it makes you feel inside the name. As a little cue, don’t forget to feel joy when you eat this almond. – Did I like this last year? Because I’m starting to like it at least a little bit. – Coming around. – But not far enough– – He’s coming around. – No, I’m sticking with Twix. – I’m gonna be honest, just in case people are watching and they really know me, I don’t really like candy that much or sweet things. (Rhett laughing) But you know, I’m a spooky expert. – Glad you’re here. – I’m a spooky expert so. – Hey. – You know what, think of it as a blank slate for me to judge these. – It sounds like you’re voting for Twix. – No, absolutely not, I’m gonna go with the Almond Joy. – Oh my God! – There we go. – The best! – Big boy pants. I’m freaking upset! – Woo! (evil laughing) Okay we got Kit Kat versus Almond Joy. I’m not even gonna taste these, because you know where I stand. Joy is too strong, and Joy is too big. My vote is for the Joy. – Look and the almonds always towards the top, so you can always do that fun little, this is the nose thing. – Always? – Not right in the middle. It’s in the first bite, so you can get an Almond Joy– – That’s pretty close to the middle. – And then you can get a Mound. It’s two candy bars in one, even at fun size. – But look at that one. – Okay, I’m wrong. – Right in the middle. I think the almond placement is random, which is another reason it brings me joy. Where’s the almond gonna be this time? I don’t know. Am I gonna be joyful about it? Yes. – I honestly cannot believe that I’m enjoying this, and more so, the more that I eat. – Yeah. Kit Kat’s not as good as Almond Joy. – You’re voting for Almond Joy? – Heck yeah I am! – I never thought I’d say this but so am I. – Yes! (laughing) Wow! Almond joy goes to the final. – Look at you. – I know I’m so joyful about it. – Here’s why you’re– – It gives me secondary joy from watching the joy that I had. Can I just see clips of myself having joy? – I think I know why. Top five moments of Rhett having joy. – I think if I saw myself having joy every morning, I would have joy– – More joy. – More joy. Mate, that’s an app. That’s an app. (laughing) The joy app. – It’s not a bad idea. – You gotta have joy. Actually you can just do a video of you having joy then just watch that, you don’t really need the app, but don’t tell anybody I said that, because we need to make it seem like it’s something you need to pay for. – In app purchases and all that. The reason why you have so much joy, I’ve realized it. – Okay. – Is because you were controlling my mind. (Rhett laughing) Like that whole thing– – My reasoning was very compelling. – I don’t even remember those episodes, guys. – [Woman] Your face during the reaction part was like you realizing that, I guess, now. You’re like “I think that I was being controlled” is the face you’re making. – I think you were controlling my mind, man. Yeah, I don’t stand by my decision. – Really? – I mean if somebody has an Almond Joy and now you want me to eat, maybe I’ll change my mind again, but it’s weird. It’s really weird, and I know you’re behind it. You were controlling my mind, man. Subliminal stuff. – Well I mean, yeah, I mean for a while I’ve been doing that. (both laughing) – Can we get another gift? – Yeah, so apparently– – Again, not our idea. – You guys thought that that was the craziest WTF. You didn’t agree with us, huh? – That’s true. – I’m gonna start controlling your minds! – So our idea was not to receive gifts. We didn’t have an idea, but we’ll certainly receive gifts. – This is from the producers, and I think Damien was the producer that was supposed to do this, but he’s producing the episode, so. – Have you handled this naked? – I’m new to this. (producers laughing) – Just walked away. – Okay, so you’re not even going to stay for the opening of it. Hey, how do I? I pull it off? – Yeah. – Yeah, I can produce this for you. – Yeah, yeah he just. – There you go. – Here we go, all right. There’s a sheet of paper– – Why don’t you read the top one first? – This is a printed off email. From Chase, Dave and Chris and Kristen, subject Christmas present to Rhett and Link. “Hey guys, enclosed you will find copies “of just some of the emails we’ve had “to deal with over the past year. “Merry Christmas. “Warm regards, the producers.” Is this true? – Okay this one is from Nick Lopez, one of our writers, he sent to Chase. Subject tuna. “Do they sell tuna salad by the bucket? (Rhett and producers laughing) “All the best, Nick.” Okay, too right. That’s personal. – This is an email from Aubrey, writer, subject Josh question mark to the producers. “Can one of you tell Josh to stop “yelling food fears around the office? “Also, can he wear shirts with sleeves?” – This is a follow up from Aubrey to the same email. – Okay. – She replied all and said “Can we get Josh “to please stop singing The Reason by Hoobastank at work?” (producers laughing) (Link laughing) – How does that go? Josh is not here right now. – Yeah, we can’t sing it anyway. – This one’s from Matt Carney. Subject photo shoot scheduling. To Chase. “Looks like Tuesday is gonna be pretty busy “with Rhett’s yak penis thing. “Can we move Chase’s nude photo shoot to Wednesday?” (producers laughing) It’s a weird world we work within. – And finally from Josh to Daven, subject line breast. There was a picture attached, and the question is “Can I throw away this breast milk?” And the picture apparently someone labeled the breast milk (beep) milk. – I think that was probably Josh, whilst singing Hoobastank. All right, come back tomorrow. We’re gonna experience some more things from this year on GMM. – Yes we are. – Happy holidays. – [Rhett] Need some new accessories for your pup? Look no further than a mythical pattern pack for pups available now at Mythical.com.

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