GMMore 1008: Drinking From A Horn

yeah Wow yeah we should get one of those or what let’s just visit roading her what’s his first name Kat no no hmm that’s what he has right what’s his name North is Daniel Norman Norman that’s it [Music] I’m confident about that well gonna give me the gum or um steak so bad so it stinks so if this is another memento you’ve gotten kaalia steak is so bad that does this have a fine place in your home right next to your singing bowler let me have it I mean what I don’t want it I’m just saying tell me the suit has a leak so it’s got tape um I was watching a program with my wife and there was what program I can’t even remember maybe it was that Viking show I can’t remember and they were drinking out of a horn and I was like my birthday is coming up you know she’s always asking me I never know what to get you and I’m like I see if you could find me one of those and then she looked it up it’s called a Mead horn so you were what it’s just because Mead is like a meat is like honey wine but I don’t have that in there I have water which I think I should have something else because the the bull the bull horn smell is really contributing to the Oh to the taste of the water smells like a drainage ditch it smells like a but it calls an ad little stand that is uh that’s part of that like went up there no no this is a stand that’s another horn I know it I know but I’m saying it came from a horn that’s what I’m saying yeah and then you put your stuff in there and you drink it when when you opened this what was your what was your what was the first thing you said so I am a meat horn we’re what you a meat horn I was I was very excited because were you keeping this can I hold it oh yeah it’s heavy I don’t know what I’m gonna keep it I mean what I like about it is that well it represent set my wife is very attentive she sees me mention something one time and then but now I get it from our birthday but Dow you know that’s impressive so thank you baby where are you displaying it right here right now I’m thinking about it just going to be here instead of my mug it kind of dominates that corner it does it is it is a little overwhelming okay we can’t sell it if we can’t mass-produce these and sell them yeah I don’t know how called how things are that I don’t think you should I don’t think this the price point is not is not like the 13 dollars of the mug so I’m gonna just keep it maybe in the office or I might keep it in my bedroom I don’t know I don’t know what I’m gonna do it um you know I’m gonna keep it places I get thirsty this yes this conversation actually brought back a lot of memories from our childhood because we spend a lot of time in in drainage culverts but not looking for Satan no just like what’s what’s down there and we use it what’s down there little dude um just a little Dookie yeah so we would do a lot of that most of them would just come out on the other side of the road they were just like a culvert like a big culvert yeah and I and and I don’t recommend going in drainage ditches like that is not a good thing to do not really safe they can flood really easily people get killed doing that and Satan’s on the other end you don’t want to really say I had a dream about you that I want to tell you about a link uh-uh has nothing to do with Satan or drainage ditches is just I thought I’d tell you about it tell me um man all dream where I was 100% sure but you had a pilot’s license that was a premise in the dream and I remember actually at one point even realizing I was dreaming and still being like but it is true that link has a pilot’s license like that’s how convinced I was so weird you would you always I I am dreaming about this but I’m dreaming about something like I had a moment of lucidity in my dream where I was convinced that you were a pilot but what was happening I’m curious what triggered the moment of lucidity we were I have no idea you just I just remember we needed we needed to fly somewhere and I was like well Lincoln fly is there because she’s a pilot yeah and then I was like cuz I remember when he had to fly back home like I legitimately thought this I was like when he had to fly back home from California when you were in California for the summer in college didn’t your grandfather died that summer you had to go back for his funeral right yeah and in my dream pilot a plane and you just flew back in my dream you pot you I had you get a pilot a plane back this is so weird that this happened I was thinking about any of this so then in the dream you were like let’s go fly and I was like okay we’re going to get into links plane that I’ve never been in for some reason which is weird but instead of getting into a plane we hooked ourselves up to those powered parachutes thing that I’ve always wanted to be go on which is basically a parachute wing kind of thing a paraglider and then you’ve got a fan on your back that looks super cool but it for safe looking yeah but instead of a fan it was boosters it was rocket boosters whoa so and all of a sudden what you need a license to operate yeah and now we’re going we’re flying around and hand them or two different ones and there was a third person but I don’t remember who it was there was just a tag-along yeah but it’s like this foggy I don’t know who it was so we’re flying around and then we land we’re flying around in the fog where’s the fog come from you said it was foggy no it’s the details are good so we did not flow land and boosters and I have no problem landing but then you come down and land and you have a little trouble with one of your boosters one of the boosters won’t cut off oh and then all of a sudden it like goes full blast and you go over the horizon well you’ve disconnected your paraglider oh no you go over the horizon it’s a jetpack now go like over like a mountain horizon hit the ground and it’s huge explosion comes up but out out of the explosion out of the explosion Rises this incredible castle it looks like that looks like something at an amusement park like it’s a slime mold after all I turned into a cat but every single thing is like a reference like your face and like like if you tied to an amusement park ride castle like things twisting and turning and like peanut butter shooting like I don’t remember the specific details but like it was my butter found this is like a link castle that just blew up in his emerging I’m like watching it go up and like we gotta go me and this other person who I still don’t know who it was your new best friend we walk up to the castle over the horizon you know it’s the dream so it wasn’t like it I just well it was and I was there and then I get to the edifice of my dead self the foot of the castle and then all of a sudden a door opens and out comes you with long black dreadlocks and you’re like you come up you walk up to me and you’re and you start saying things like I wish I could remember the things that you said but it was things like welcome son like you were like using an accent and it was like you had transformed to it I’ve transfigured it was a Transfiguration yeah and you became a different person like a Rasta man with wisdom who lived in a castle and then reiated by expose yeah and then I woke up Wow and then I woke up and I was a most to predict Jessie hey love it I have to tell you this dream and that’s why that’s how I remember the details because as soon as I woke up I told her the dream one of my Rockets wouldn’t stop it sent me over the horizon when I’m frightened castle no I built but then you were inside the castle the rocket remnants manifest a castle and I manifest dreads and came out of yeah so what does that mean interpret that oh if that’s my future man let me add it you got to get we got to go paragliding and you got to be wearing rocket booster I’m going I’m fine I will do it fearless and you’ve got to die did I die I was like reincarnated you should just grow dreadlocks maybe that’s what your next haircut is let’s just keep it simple [Music]