GMMore 1025: Middle Seat Experiment

very mysterious make me making me uncomfortable doesn’t make me a little uncomfortable all this stuff is in both of my eyes that’s all it was it wasn’t winking wasn’t blinking it was only one eyed blinking one-eyed blanket it’s a new crave one eye blinking what was I thinking we day it is this Thursday and Thursday means made if you met a Bo box oh look at that did you throw your dress through the rand LaRon there and injure the Belvedere on the back the Kaka treats his name is Belvedere and the railers name is a plank my mind is blown my psyche I felt that I thought the Rambo had a name purser Rambler is his name well the red banner is a Rand ler it’s but I guess it’s the species but it also his name there’s a legion of them yeah and they’re all just named Wrangler one ran low to remember three well I’m not I’m not gonna go that far okay we might need to figure out that might need me my Jane team it you know fill in the fiction all right well we’re gonna be answering some questions yeah I got some travel questions from a few people you like to travel I do I love traveling all over the place I do I go a lot of different places you go to like us about whoo outdoors places mm-hmm what’s that like it’s fun hard but worth it it’s fun hard it’s fun hard that’s like she liked you you go to places that light require like hiking yeah I’m like permits like were mix a ten-mile hike down into the Grand Canyon pits hmm we on the back of a mule no I saw them and it was terrifying they almost run you over every single time they weren’t run by mule feces everywhere yep everywhere whole trail which is why you should be on a mule so I don’t step in it right let them step in it they do step in it like a dog returns to his own vomit they don’t care yeah what are you guys waving out over there come on let’s get loose what’s up Stevie needs a tissue thank you all right you could have just half but she’s waving like she’s in a parade over there her nose is running like a stream we’re talking about mule feces um all right let’s okay let’s uh jump into some questions okay we got the first one from I’m gonna say it’s Julio Castro what is the most essential item other than a passport to carry when traveling I plan to do so in a couple months and it is a bit nerve-wracking wet wipes Oh again one for the but like for the book specifically I mean that’s my seller things with them but that’s my that’s the second thing that I’ve keep in my back pocket you know what and I’ve got a I got a story that can attest to this because you’re with me on this one uh my wife oh you’re gonna throw my wife her in the mix we were we were at the Mayan the Aztec ruins in Tulum and she went into the restroom and then they didn’t have a toilet paper in there mm-hmm and then she started like she came out and like said something to like a man who work there she waddled out i jus not started I wasn’t close but this point I was like on the ruins and he charged her he like saw an opportunity charged her for toilet paper yep there we go Eddie’s brought up a picture of it I was well I was there at the top like nah I thought I can’t get on it I didn’t know you had been there so I thought this whole story was a lot like what are you talking about going to Aztec ruins I was like what and why wasn’t I invited her in Mexico and I went to us from I remember now and we went to Tulum and if my wife had to have wet wipes it would have been much better day for her the iris also very hot irony as they clean the ruins with like worse there it’s it’s the highest concentration of wet wipes in in whatever Emma sphere that’s in we got wet wipes everywhere when we got right here just like never so those are face wipes but you wipe your butt with him yes I guess Stevie’s runny nose kind of put that in my head but next question alright there more if they’re calm enough if they’re gentle enough for your face just gentle enough for your butt okay this one’s from gents Prague lisanna she said it’s bright sprig she been around was a mythical beast community guarantee you that’s what they call her in high school that’s great I call it okay she says what’s the most appropriate way to behave when you’re stuck in the middle plane seat with two strangers on either side of you you ding-dong between them or should I say pendulum yeah you pendulum swinging down between them you know how Bell has the ding going what’s the thing listen what’s the hanging down thing in a bell called what’s it called the clapper the punching bag like in your tonsils is it called a clapper Morgan cause at a closet while it’s not what I caught up so you’re just assuming you’re just assuming that you’re gonna be sleeping because it was that was out the question what’s the best way to behave yeah the appropriate way to behave like I assume she means like where do you pull your elbows like which armrest is yours Morgan is right it is called a clapper but just search ding-dong and see what comes up yeah I think it’s probably gonna be this it’s gonna be together a silly or foolish person go back to the definition I’ve never hosted ding dongs man with the simple alternate chimes of a bell so I was kind of close evenly matched and intensely waged what kitchen was an exciting ding dong battle that’s British a ding dong battle in in the UK is a hotly contested battle love is when you sit in the middle seat that’s a ding dong battle okay actually I do think there is etiquette here because you’ve got three seats right we’re assuming this is a normal plane with a three seat situation so mathematically speaking you’ve got six elbows and you’ve got four armrests yeah right and so you know that the people on the outside are going to get at least one armrest so it’s so you’ve got to split four things between six things so as the middle person you can give like if you lose one of your positions on the elbow thing that means another person is getting two but it only makes sense that as a person in the middle seat where you have the disadvantage of not being on the aisle and also not being up against a window when you can actually lay your head and go to sleep you get both of them but also do not abide by this so what you have to do is you have to get there early and you have to leave them you can’t pee or anything take light that pee bag that we use on the on on the show go girl I’ve got up not a go girl go girl doesn’t work for me I’ve got the bag that’s on my calf and I never leave the plane see for anything and I just got my elbows locked in and I’ve got my knees locked into the seat in front of me so that they can’t push it back and your jaw is locked in you do that I don’t dad don’t get mad like I don’t speak I just you know not to mess with your I’ll be doing what about those long flights when like all the blood gets stuck in your ankles and you walk out you can get your feet into your shoes that had happened to me oh okay I don’t take much I don’t take my shoes off engine me before I don’t take my shoes off I just laid out it be in that bag that is the grossest thing I’ve ever heard plug it in your ankles yeah because if you don’t move all of the blood stays in your feet it pulls yeah is that what that malicious on your ankle properly functioning yeah that’s your bone the keeps pumping it around went to Australian this was happening really yeah I’ve never been off like that long cankles is like the true condition of a pinnacle eight-hour flight Frankie hang over the Frankel’s and I hated every minute can i yeah you can do that yes to read the whole thing there’s nothing to highlight yeah there’s nothing there’s nothing I shouldn’t read no you should read it except that part gets marked out this is from a whole family Isaac 18 gray 16 Lily 13 Elijah 10 Evie six Maggie five and dad old it says hallow that on it get gracious one two three four five six six kids whoa that’s aggressive well you want to read this cuz I’m worn out just like that you got through the ages dear Renton link this is the Zins family from Michigan long time big time fans of yours we are sending you this painted rock for the mythical keychain for the past year dad and the six kids in our family have been working to paint over 1,000 rocks for a huge family friendly street art activity we painted all 1000 rocks and matching pairs 500 rocks are not collected in Grand Rapids Michigan at the Children’s Museum Wow in a big display we took the other 500 matching rocks and spread them in hiding places all over the city and a giant public game of eye spy for people to spot and photograph during the world’s largest art prize well there are 499 spread over the city for people to find because we wanted you to have one of the Twin Rocks we included photos of some of the other rocks and you can see a video of our project here youtube.com slash y6 j 3j o or 0x h FB o bo it has been a super-fun year-long project for our feel like now hope you enjoy the one rock we saved out for you and consider it a worthy addition to the keychain all our mythical best to you and the whole crew Isaac 18 grace 60 already did that alright and of course when you send us a letter with why something is cool and awesome and important to you along with your keychain we put it on the mythical keyring and that one goes right on the heaviest piece its rival it rivals that is we’re gonna have to get it reinforced thank you for sending yourself and as always for being your mythical best you

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