(rooster crows and lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. I’ve got two Gwyneth Paltrow mists here and we’re gonna see if we can chill our child, our inner child. – Gifticality! As part of their thanks and giving campaign we’re donating $1,000 to St. Jude’s Children’s Research hospital, aid in their efforts to research, treat, and ultimately defeat childhood cancer and other life-threatening diseases. Please join us in giving at StJude.org/GiveThanks. – Thank you for being your mythical best guys. Alright, you ready for some more of these spray? – It looks similar. – Got some more psychic vampire repellent on hold if we need it. Like if the vampire were to come back through the frame you just be ready to repel him out of here. – It smells very strong. – [Stevie] What does it smell like? – It smells, it smells good. It smells like– – It smells like rosemary, juniper, and lavender because those are the only things that actually do anything to make it have any effect. But it also has been, uh, sonically tuned. No, it has a complex blend of sonically tune gem elixirs. – [Stevie] What does it sound like? – Black tourmaline, ruby, lapis, all that stuff. So you’ve got to tune the rocks and then you’ve got to bathe the rocks in water. – Can I point something out? If you read the ingredients on the back it goes through all these things, including but not limited lapis lazuli, ruby, black tourmaline, all of that stuff and then it goes down and eventually it says, pyrite, numenite, (mumbles), sound waves, moonlight– – Hold on, what? It’s got sound waves in it? And moonlight? – Love. And reiki charged crystals. So there’s love in here and I can see the crystals. I cannot see the love. Made with love in Los Angeles, California. – Now what do you think about this? Do you think that one day in the distant future we’re gonna look back at this clip and we’re gonna be like, “Remember when we made fun of Gwyneth’s spray?” And it turns out now in the year 2050 it turns out she was right about everything. You really can use gems that have been sonically charged to ward of psychic vampires. Like there’s a science behind it, but we’re too slow to it right now. – In that case I would like to preemptively apologize for everything else I’m gonna say in this Good Mythical More. – But I’m willing to bet– – I’m sorry, we were wrong, Gwyneth. – I’m willing to bet quite a lot of money that that’s not gonna be the case. – This one right here, gem infused aromatherapy chill child kid calming mist. Hallelujah. I’m taking this home and i’ma calm some children. A unique and complex blend of sonically tuned gem elixirs including amethyst jade, blah. I’ll just go to the back. A lot of stuff, grain alcohol. – Okay now we’re– That’ll calm a kid down. (laughter) – But then it says directions, shake. Let me finish reading the ingredients. It goes through all these things; (mumbles), jade, rose, quartz, smokey quartz, clear quartz, and copper reiki, sound waves– – You don’t have to hit me every time you say reiki. (laughter) – Moonlight. – Not necessary. – Love, and reiki charged crystals. It’s got love, sound waves, and moonlight in it too guys. – They basically– Here’s the real experiment, we switch the bottles, or I take this one home and spray my kids for a week, you spray your kids with this one and then we switch and we see if there’s anything different. – First let’s just get really pumped up and unchill and then try to chill our inner child. Directions shake gently before each use, spray around your wild child’s aura. (laughter) And environment to restore peace to your home or classroom. – So don’t spray directly at the child. – Avoid contact with eyes, do not ingest or inhale. – If you call something child spray I’m gonna spray it like ant spray all over them, you know what I’m saying? Just like, “Calm down!” – Let’s get pumped up, man. I’m gonna finish drinking my coffee. – Get hyped! Spray me! Spray me! – Hold on, you gotta get hyped like a child, like a tantrum. – Hey. Spray me, dad! – I want you to download a new app on my iPad. – You can’t spray yourself. Spray me, dad! Not in the eye, dad. Don’t spray me in the eye. – Chill out, chill out. (laughter) – Stop. – You’re gonna smell great. You’re gonna go home to your– You okay? Your gonna go hoe to your kids and they’re gonna get chilled out because– – I’m lightheaded. I think it really works. It confuses the child. (laughter) I’m very confused. Alright you get hyped, you get hyped. – I’m taking my glasses off and I’m covering them in a paper towel ’cause– – Get hyped, man. – I want the latest free game on iPad. I want a cookie. – Such a generic kid. (laughter) You gotta give something, specific. – Dad, I want you too purchase the jewel download for the free app that you agreed to get two days ago and now you have to pay $5 for the in-app purchase. – Calm down, Billy! – It’s just an in-app purchase, don’t you love me? Don’t you love me? Then purchase the jewels for the free game on my iPad. I feel blind in my right eye. (laughter) Should’ve left my glasses on. That’s what Lando does. – He seems so calm now. – He keeps handing me the iPad so I can put in the password so he can get free games. And then hours later he’s like– Then he’s wanting me to buy the stuff for the free game. I shouldn’t be giving him the free games ’cause then it’s just an argument over the in-app purchases. – You know what? You need the psychic vampire spray now. The complaining dad. Maybe you need both. – Oh goodness. I will say that the vampire spray smells a lot better than the kid spray. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, vampires smell better than children. – But I can taste the love in both of them. – Yeah, can you taste the moonlight? – That should be your slogan, Gwyneth. – Taste the moonlight. – Taste the moonlight. – With Gwyneth.