We might puke in the name of science. Let’s talk about that. – ( alarm rings ) – ( music plays ) Good mythical morning. Today’s show is a doozy. In just a little bit, we’ll be finding out if we can cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a super heated baby pool. Plus we’ll be seeing if we can tell a perfect stranger’s name just by looking at them. We’re also gonna be seeing if we can invent a new musical instrument, so stick around for all of that. But first, since a big part of our job is cramming our faces with culinary curiosities – Yes. – We’re always looking for the perfect cure for nausea. So today, we’re trying as many different alleged cures for our tender tum-tums as we can. And of course, we should probably remind you that you should consult an actual doctor for an actual medical diagnosis. This is only for fun, should not be taken seriously as real medical advice. As a rule, please don’t take anything we do seriously, – Yeah. – medical or otherwise. Welcome to the barfy zone. It’s time to get barfy. Because nothing angries up the belly like greasy foods and abrupt motions, we’re gonna eat spoonfuls of mayonnaise while jumping on mini trampolines. – Take your spoonful. – ( groaning ) Well, multiple, so I’m just gonna eat a little bit and then start bouncing, buddy. – Ah! – Oh, gosh. That’s horrible. Mm. It’s not bad the first bite. ( grunts ) I’ll go in for a second one. Not easy, either. ( grunting ) Make my bouncing intense. Uh, going in for a third one! Mmm! This is fun! It really isn’t pleasant. ( coughing ) Okay. Maybe, maybe a fourth one? Yeah, four’s– Four’s the magic number. Oh! Okay. It’s– it’s so mayonnaise-y. – ( moaning ) – It doesn’t get better. – Link: Ah! – It doesn’t get better, kids. Okay, I’m done, I’m done. – Okay. – It’s down. I can’t say that I felt good. ( both moan ) I’ve been sicker, but I’m gonna use a heating pad because this is supposed to relax the stomach muscles. And chamomile has a natural chemical that soothes the intestines. Of course the mayonnaise is not to the intestines. It’s still in my stomach, but whatever. I mean, your stomach is part of your intestine, right? – Really? Really? – It’s just like, I mean– If I cut you open and pulled out your stomach you would be like, “Ew! It’s intestines!” They wouldn’t be like, “That’s just his stomach.” Right? I feel like a fancy British lord. ( chuckles ) You sound like an Irish one. I always do. – ( laughter ) – You may feel like a British one. – I can’t tell– – You sound like a leprechaun. Um, this is pretty nice, there’s nothing bad about this. Uh, I didn’t get to the point where I got, like, truly nauseous. I gagged on number three. But this is soothing, I do like this. ( moans ) I’d like to put it other places. Um, I’m discovering I don’t like chamomile tea. – ( laughter ) – This is not helping it at all. For our next stomach destroyer we’re going to play a round of dizzy bat with foul-smelling hot trout bats. – Man: So stupid. – What is a hot trout? It’s like a special– it feels like a special weapon you find in a dumb video game. ( coughs ) “I located the hot trout bat.” ( chuckles ) ( sniffs ) Oh! It’s– it’s heinous. I mean, look at this. – Link: Oh, my gosh. – Look at the way his head flops. He tried to eat the bat. He’s a bat-eating trout. All right, if you’re watching, don’t ever try to eat a bat. – This is what’ll happen., – All right, so – I’m gonna put mine here. – ( groans ) Well, we gotta get– how are we gonna turn and not… – You ready? – Okay. You gotta put your nose on the– on the bat. Mm, got it right on the trout. – Okay, you ready? – Yes. Which way are we going? We gonna go this way? – Go clockwise. – Rhett: Counter clockwise. Counter clockwise. Three, two, one. Ew! Don’t breathe! Don’t breathe! Oh! I have to breathe. Oh, I’m touching it. I don’t wanna touch it. I’m getting a lot of trout. Oh! Oh! Oh! – Oh! ( moaning ) – Oh. ( moaning ) The problem is you don’t keep the bat still. That doesn’t make you dizzy, man. Oh, I’m dizzy. Trust me. – ( laughter ) – Trust me, I’m dizzy. Okay, bring in the cures. Bring in the cures! ( groaning ) Mine’s burnt toast. I don’t know where– I don’t know where I’m at. Okay. ( breathing heavy ) Okay… All right, I have some cranberry juice here which has vitamins and helps, uh– – Ooh! – Ooh. – Ooh. – Mm. Ew, my hand smells like trout. Uh, helps with dehydration, which I haven’t vomited yet, but… Mmm! Ooh, that’s strong. This is not helping at all. Well, this is really helping my urinary tract infection. – ( laughter ) – But… ( gasping ) I’m– I’m not dizzy anymore, and, uh, – I’m a little out of breath. – This is making me sicker. I don’t feel great. I just want to lie down. Okay, now to re-quease ourselves, – even though I’m a little queasy right now, – Me too. We’re gonna be breathing in masks that have been soaked in liquid fart spray, while simultaneously watching a compilation of other people puking. So bring in these freaking masks. So, on this laptop we have puking compilation but this is… Oh! ( groans ) – Did you actually fart? – I think I did. – I actually heard you fart. – I think I just smelled it. – ( laughter ) – I think I just breathed it in, and farted just– just as a natural reaction. Did y’all hear him fart? – I hope you got– I hope you got that. – ( laughter ) I hope the mics picked that up. ( imitates fart sound ) Oh, it stinks so bad. – ( snorts ) – Oh! It’s like a little fart went in, and a little fart had to go out. Yeah, it’s the balance of nature. You– you– just wait until you get it in. Let’s see if it makes me fart. – ( retching ) – ( laughter ) I don’t think I can– I don’t think I can get– ( retching ) – I don’t– – I hate– I hate the smell, man. This is not a fart. This is like putting your nose to the tuchus – of a ripe cow anus. – Yeah, yeah. Or like a wild boar that’s been out for a long time and it’s also in heat. I can’t put this on my face. I’ll put both of ’em on your face. No. Just… ( both retching ) Woman: Oh, God. This is gonna make me vomit. ( laughs ) All right, I’m gonna hang it from an ear. I’m just gonna try to hang it from one ear. – ( retching ) – Oh, gosh. – Go on. – Think of it as– – Stay strong, Link! – Hey! Dadgummit! Stay strong with me! – Think of it as– – Be here right now. – I’m here! – Be here with me! You’re the one who’s falling apart. Farting in the studio. ( imitates fart ) Put it on your friggin ear and let’s watch these people puke, man. ( moans ) ( retches ) – ( retches ) – ( retches ) Oh, gosh, that guy’s eyes are gonna come out. – ( retches ) – Oh, no. ( retches ) – Oh. – ( laughter ) – Okay, I can’t fight it. – ( both retching ) I can’t– I can’t watch it. – I hate– – ( both retching ) – Oh! – I hate throwing up so bad. – ( retching ) – Oh! Oh. I’m gonna cry. I’m gonna cry! I don’t want look at it, I don’t want to look– ( both retching ) Oh! It touched– it touched my face. – ( retching ) – Get it off, get it off your face, man! Let it go. – Is this… – Okay. I’ll try to watch some vomit without smelling– ( retches ) We got it. We have to– Now we have to exercise. We’re both gonna exercise. – Because exercise– – Oh! – Cures– – They keep vomiting. – I got a shake weight. – Okay, okay. I’m– tears are streaming down my face. Can you see that? What is wrong with that man? He, like, makes a lot of videos. ( Link moaning ) Why does he make so many videos of himself vomiting? Uh! Uh! ( retches ) ( moans ) – ( coughs ) – Is that beetle juice? Ah, I don’t know why he would drink something like beetle juice. Why– why is beetle juice– – Oh! – Oh. ( moaning ) Go faster. Faster, harder, stronger. We can do this. Ah! Oh, I lost– I lost it. The shake weight stinks a little bit. – Oh, my face– – Where’s this shake weight been? – Okay, okay, okay. – Oh, man. My whole– End it, end it. I can’t shake weight any more. Uh, look at the tears running down my face. Uh, you stink so bad, man. Oh, my gosh, ’cause it’s touched my– Your whole left side of your face smells. I know, touch it. Ew! ( sighs ) Oh, goodness, but you know what? The exercising really helped. I didn’t throw up, I did fart though. ( moans ) Got a little burn in the inner thigh. – ( sighs ) – And in the nose. – Well– – And in the gut. I gotta say, that was one of the worst experiences of my life. But we made it, Rhett. And, uh, I don’t know which one helped the most. I recommend the cranberry juice. And never watching a vomit compilation. – I didn’t like any of it. – ( sighs ) Click through to watch us try to cook a turkey in a baby pool. The second season of our series, “Rhett and Link’s Buddy System” comes out in one week. So to celebrate, we’re releasing the whole soundtrack now. Get yours at mythical.store.