(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (guns firing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Gifticality! That means we’re donating $1000 to Make-a-Wish of Southwest Florida, aiding their work granting wishes for children who are critically ill. Special shout-out to our young friend Alyssa for her work volunteering at this chapter. Please join us in giving at sfla.wish.org. – Thanks Alyssa for all your work on behalf of kids. Now, uh – Link, I’ve gotta say, this is a really good day for you. You won the game that we played at the beginning of the show, and then you won the game that you played against yourself just a second ago. – That’s right, I am– – You should make– this is a winning day for you. – I should win it. – You should go gamble, you got some retirement built up? You could take it down to that, where’s that, what’s the commercial? What’s that casino? – [Male Crewmember] Morongo? – Maranga, you should go to Maranca take your retirement in there and double it up, man. You might triple it up, who knows? – Go to a local bar and play some pool, like, you know, pool some people. What’s it called when you trick people into thinking you can’t play pool? – Hustle? – Hustle. Now, I’ve been to the 99 cent store, not really. We both went, remember when we bought all that stuff? – Yeah, I remember. – And now we’re gonna share with them our haul. We don’t know what this stuff is, but we’re gonna act like we do. – But we know it’s gonna be good. – Guys, we went to the 99 cent store. You would not believe the stuff that we got. Right off the bat, look at that. I’m so excited about Bob’s Butt Wipes, they’re unscented. Why they gotta be unscented? It seems like if anything needs to be scented, (laughs) you’d want it to be your butt wipes. – Now, let me clarify here, or confirm. 99 cents only, because of the only, that means that, even though this is a $3.99 value, which is an amazing new value, you get this for 99 cents. It’s not like the dollar store where they just do multiples of dollars and say it’s still a dollar store. – Look at this packaging. This is some high-dollar packaging. – Just the box on the outside of the box is 99 cents to me. – I know, that’s what I’m saying. How does this work? – I don’t know how the glow trident works, glowing fun. You wanna have some fun? It says it’s fun and easy and it lasts for hours. We got time and we’re over three. – This thing hangs below your… – Your butt? – Yeah, no. Your dry toilet paper. And that opens up and you pull one of these out. Hmm, not scented. – Look at this, Link, look at this. Are you telling me the things at a 99 cent store can cost more than a dollar? Screw you guys. – What a ripoff. Yeah, because – Why you got only in the title? Are you sure about that? – [Male Crewmember] It used to be only 99 cents. Not only 99 cents. – 99 cents only. – And they didn’t take the only off of the freakin’ bag? I’m wanna take my glowing trident and go right up in there and find the manager, tell him to bend over. – Speaking of bend over, you can get an enema. (chuckles) That’s right. – Doesn’t that offend you guys? It’s offensive. Stick to your mission. – Yeah, I wonder how much this costs, because– – All prices end with 99 cents? Well, congratu-frickin-lations. – What is this? – I’m gonna do an enema right here on camera (laughs) and make you watch, 99 cent store. – Don’t look away. – This is gonna be closed-circuit television in the 99 cent store, and the manager’s gotta watch it. – I’m not gonna watch it. – I’m gonna use this trident somehow. – I got a few ideas – I’m sorry, I’m just so upset. Oh, gosh. (laughs) – Now there’s two lines on that nozzle. I don’t know what the two lines are for. – It depends on what hole you stick it in. – Like, are you talking about ears? – I think if it’s the nostril it’s just the first level. How much would you give me to let me do this to you? To do an enema in your nose? That’d get the clicks, man! – What do you mean, how much? – Nose enema, and the thumbnail is like you going (grunts) Millions, man! We’ll be back! We’ll be back! – That’ll be the thumbnail anyway, brother. Let’s go ahead and take the thumbnail right now. – Okay. (laughs) Getting the picture over here. Look at that. Oh man. This is how YouTube is done, kids. – Did you take it? – Yeah. – ‘Cause it looked like you fake taked it. – I was like, going through all this, I don’t wanna stick that up my nose again. – She’s not a real photographer, she’s just there to make us feel good. – Phertographer. – Yeah. – She’s not a real phertographer. – She’s actually a furtographer. She only takes pictures of furs. – The mucus will help that slide in later. – Yeah, anybody that wants to take this home? – For the 99 cent store. – THis has Link’s snot on it. What else we got in there? From the 99 cents, and any other price store. – This is a glow ax. – Wow, frickin shoulda had that. – Oh, look, $1. Nope, one pack. – Yeah, how much is that? We don’t even know anymore. – [Female Crewmember] That was 99 cents. – It was 99 cents? Better be. – Did you go and buy this one? – [Female Crewmember] Yes, I went and bought everything. – Really? – What about the pregnancy test? Did you just leave this in here, or was this… – [Female Crewmember] That was, pass? – You passed? – [Female Crewmember] I pass on that question. – She passes on answering this. – [Female Crewmember] It was an executive decision. – No, she passed the test. – Oh, well, you know what? We’re gonna do this pregnancy test on camera right now for the clicks. One of us is gonna do an enema and one of us is gonna do a pregnancy test. And you’re gonna love it. – Do you put it under the tongue? – Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can leave it in there for a minute. You leave it in there for a minute, and while you’re finding out if you’re pregnant, Oh, oh! You got some water? Look at this, you know what? I could just use the enema water. That’s what I’m gonna do. Here’s what we’re gonna do. I’m just gonna gonna take the enema water and just put it down into this thing. Kids, if you’re out there, just know you gotta insist that mom buys an enema with this. That’s the only way to get it to work right. (electronic beat) Just say, “It’s for the pellets, mom! “We can build a house!” (electronic music) Yeah, it’s probably good now. (laughs)