(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (clacking) ♪ Welcome to Good Mythical More ♪ Less is more sometimes but not today. – Sudden Secret. (incoherent whispering) – It’ll come back. What it it doesn’t? – I don’t know, I gotta call the doctor. – Just don’t bring me into it. If you’re gonna bring a doctor into it, I don’t want to hear about it every day for the next, – Come on in, crew! – Five days. Ten days. Hey guys. – You’re seeing the familiar faces of Alex, Ellie, and Micah, but we would like to welcome, for the first time to the show, Emily. (cheering) – Come on up, Micah. – Alright. – Don’t be shy, guys. Scrooch on up here. – Something snapped. – Scrooch? – Something snapped? – Was that your body or the chair? We both went for it. – Emily– – Yeah. – Can it be shortened to Em’ly? Does anyone go with two syllables? Let’s get to know you a little bit. – Some people call me Flem or Flemily. Cause my last name’s Fleming. – You’re in for it now. (laughter) – Flemily. – He’ll never let that go. – I don’t mind it. – This morning, I walked into the writer’s room and I tried to try out a nickname on her, and I was like, “What’s up, Flem-ing?” (laughter) – Phlegm-ing. – It didn’t go great. – You just said her last name, basically. – Yeah, but like, poorly. – In your mind, it was spelled with a P-h-l and a g and an m. – I heard that when I said it, and I was like, oh, I shouldn’t say that, and then I went “ing”. – Pull the parachute. – Yeah (chuckles). – What’s up, Phlegm-ing? – Typically, inaugural Good Mythical Mores involve eating something nasty. Do we have any more of that, (Ellie groans) there it is. Preparation H. – No! – This is not planned because what we planned to do is, we have first tweets, (laughter) and we’re gonna guess who in the panel, – Love this. – Which tweet was. I don’t recommend eating too much, but you can see that it’s sealed. It’s sanitized. – Just a taste. You know, just enough to numb your– (yelling and laughing) – Oh no! – Oh no! – No, spit that out! We’re gonna kill her! Spit it out! (laughter) – That was an insane amount of Preparation H. Absolutely insane. – I love the way you full committed to it, though. – It tastes like oregano. – You really went for it. – I kinda want some. – No, God, no. – Everyone, stop this. – It smells like oregano. – (stumbles over words) It’s poison! You’re not supposed to eat it. – I think it can in the front way. – Not bad, Flem, honestly. – It’s not an oral medication, no. – No. I’m just really glad you didn’t give me the cream of mushroom. I was like, I’m glad, I did not want that at all. – That was insane. – Here’s the first first tweet from of the Mythical crew members. – I’m still reeling. – She ripped the whole thing. (spitting) – Can we add that in the post edit? (spitting) – Are you doing that one first? – No. – No. You do that one first. – Are you assigning them all and then we say if you’re right or how’s it going? – This one was tweeted on my birthday. – Oh, let’s start with that one. – October 11th, 2014. I was only 37. – What does it say? – (exhales) Those were the days. – What does it say? – This is a very cute one. “I thynk my #spellcheck just quiet on me.”, and think is spelled with a “y”. – Get it? – Oh, so is it you? – No. (laughter) – Can I see that? – I think my spellcheck just quit on me. – #spellcheck just quiet on me. – Yeah. – That’s the first tweet? Somebody’s trying real hard right off the bat. – When you get into Twitter in 2014, you already– – Yeah. – If you go back, I don’t even know what mine is. Bring up my first tweet, somebody do that. ‘Cause I’m sure it wasn’t trying to be funny, it was probably just horrible. – Yeah, I’m sure mine was great. – Because it was like, 2007 or 2008 was my first tweet, and so that was before anyone knew what to do with it, but this is a person who came in in 2014 and was like, “Gotta come in hot!” (laughter) – Come in with guns a-blazing. Do you think it’s Alex? – No, I think that this is a, I feel like this is a writer tweet. This is a writer tweet. So this is– – Yeah, Alex has never been clever. (chuckling) – Come on, guys, let’s be a team. – Just like a writer. – Ellie, you say something nice about Alex right now. – I think Alex is the best. He’s my favorite man. (Rhett laughs loudly) – That was two things. – He’s my favorite man. (laughter) – Don’t be mad at me. – We gotta keep this moving, I’m bored. Let’s give this to somebody. – My first tweet, November 23rd, 2007, “Figuring out was Twitter is all about.” I literally asked, “Figuring out was Twitter is all about.” – You had a– – I think I did that on purpose, though. – No, you didn’t. – You also had a spellcheck. – I’m gonna give this to Micah. – Yeah, I believe that’s Micah. – Alright, I got another one here. Woman to little boy in, okay, this is 23rd of July, 2011. Woman to little boy in coffee shop. Look at you with your orange juice like a big man. Number one notices that I carry my juice like a big man. (chuckling) I cannot read tweets, I think that’s no one. No one. No one notices that I carry my juice like a big man. – No one notices that I carry my juice like a big man. Yeah, there you go. – So this is a big man. – It’s somebody making an observation about the world. In a coffee shop, listening. Who’s the most– – This is Micah. I don’t know. There’s something about big man, orange juice, coffee shop, those are the three things I think of when I think Micah. – My three favorite things. – You ever seen him carry an orange juice? – And I didn’t give it proper inflection. – No. – Let me try again. Woman to little boy in coffee shop, “Look at you with your orange juice like a big man.” No one notices that I carry my juice like a big man. (laughter) – There we go. – That’s good. – That’s a solid tweet right there. – That got funnier when I did it. – I don’t know if that was Micah. – How does everyone carry their orange juice? – Should we do a test? – Yeah. – You know what, this is, I’m saying this is Fleming. – Yup, yeah. I think you might be right and I think this goes back to Micah. – Just like a big man. – Now we know. – Look at you with your big man. – July 13th, 2009. Apparently librarians don’t watch Miss America? – Good point. (background laughter) – I’ve heard that about librarians. – That’s another observation. – That is a first tweet, guys. – Surprising but true. – That is the first thing somebody chose to tweet. – I’m gonna give that to Ellie. That’s who I think said that. – 14th of September, 2010. Twitter, dot dot dot dot, #easy. (chuckling) – That’s good. That’s real good. – That is good. – I’m gonna give that to Alex. – Turn it around. – I gotta say, I mean, none of them were as good as my first tweet but, (laughter) there are some– – Do you have my first tweet? Do you have it? That’s fine, no one thought to look up mine. (laughter) – Do you wanna do any switcheroos here? – Yeah, do you have any tests for us? – I’m feelin’ good. – Yeah, always go with your first instinct. – Okay. – Alright. – Alex? – This one’s mine. (cheering) – #Easy. – It’s not hard. – Yes, this one’s mine also. (cheering) – And give ’em your handles. That’s some fire you guys are tweeting. – Punchale. – @Elliemce. I looked up the context for this and Miss America happened in June, I’m sorry, in January of this year, and I tweeted this is in July. – Took you a while. – The only other thing I found that happened on this day was that Shakira released her single “Shewolf” so. – You don’t remember what caused you to tweet that? – Doing some forensics. Came up with nothing. – Nothing. – You must have been in a library and something Miss America came up, and the librarian was like, “I don’t watch that.” – Oh! Yes, I was, in, yeah, no, I was interning at a library. – That’s so cool. – You can intern at libraries. – I’m gonna tell you right now, I think that these two should be switched. – Hold on, but first, Link’s first tweet, 7:30 A.M., March 17th– (loud laughing) March 17th, 2008, “Signing up for Twitter”. (laughter) And you weren’t being funny either. – I’m sure I was. – No, you weren’t. – ‘Cause it says, what are you doing? And I’m like, I’m signing up for Twitter. – Oh yeah. – No, I wasn’t being funny. – [Crew Member] I feel like Link lives every day like it’s his first time on Twitter. (laughter) – Good outlet. – He doesn’t know how to take that. – I live every moment like it’s my last. – I’m just saying, go to your Twitter, it’s very entertaining. – I think we should switch these. What do you think? – A late round switch? – We’re gonna switch ’em but tell me if you disagree. – No, no, I think the switch is the right call. – Correct. – Yes! (clapping) – That’s right. – Give your Twitter handle. – Oh, @FlemilyEming, I’m sorry. (laughter) I’m sorry. – Mine’s @MicahJGordon so that’s my name. – In the orange juice. Did this really happen or– – It did. I remember it. – That’s honest. – I was in a shop called Beans and Bagels in Lincoln Square, Chicago, and– – Oh my goodness! – This happened. – I can just see your face kinda like going, (mumbles). – Right. Like you really said– – But wait, a joke. (laughter) – We did turn tragedy into something positive. – Shoutout to Beans and Bagels. – Send us your first tweets. I’ll use it as my next.