( music playing ) Welcome to Hater Comment Therapy, Pete Holmes. Oh. I’m on camera? – Yes. – This is being filmed, but it is still a therapy session. Okay. I thought this– For quality assurance purposes. I’m excited to cleanse some of the clinging I have to my– to people that don’t like me. – Yes. – Yes. Now along with the success of an HBO television show, a stand-up career, and a podcast chock full of high-profile guests, you’re bound to accumulate some haters. It’s how you deal with the haters that makes all the difference. That’s right. Are you ready to be drenched in some haterade? Like I’m the coach of my own football team? We’re gonna help you through this, Pete. – All right. – Let’s get to the first one. On February 26, 2014, you posted this YouTube video of you talking to UFC champ Ronda Rousey and Connor Jones commented… Two questions, Pete, ’cause this is a safe space. – Yeah. – How does that make you feel? And are you in fact made out of Play-Doh? ( laughs ) Are you Connor? Connor, I’m not made of Play-Doh, but it actually makes me happy that I have that appearance, that people wanna mold me, spend some time with me on the carpet, and possibly eat me. – Hmm. – So, suck it. – ( laughter ) – Hmm. Doesn’t seem like you need our help at all. Oh, I’m sorry. It makes me sad. ( laughter ) That’s right. No, you got a really healthy outlook, and allow me to address Connor directly. Connor Jones, you wish you were made out of Play-Doh so that someone would finally touch you. Oh, ( bleep )! – Oh, the healing has begun! – Rhett and Link: Yes. All right, Pete, on January 22nd, The New York Post Page Six tweeted this photo of Scarlett Johansson and then thekat0711 tweeted in response… – ( chuckles ) – Now, on the one hand, this seems like a pretty good burn, but at the same time, you are being compared to Scarlett Johansson. So tell me about your conflicted feelings. Yeah, I am in a whirlwind of confusion. First of all, Kat– her name is Kat is on it, yeah, girl, you’re on it. I look like Scarlett Johansson if you gave me Hilary Clinton’s hair. That’s incredible. I kind of– I’m just honored to be such a beautiful, sensual woman. – That’s a great outlook, Pete. – ( laughs loudly ) But I do have a message for thekat0711. We’ve seen your Twitter photo and you are a dead ringer for Kevin Jonas. Suck it. On March 16, 2016, you posted this YouTube video named “New Material Seinfeld – Episode 2,” and emptychannel commented… This question is mainly focused about changing careers. Pete, have you given this serious consideration? I don’t know. What is his name? – Empty– – Emptychannel. Emptychannel, if you’re trying to hurt me on the Internet, ask yourself, what’s making you so empty? Rhett and Link: Hmm. And I will add to that. Emptychannel, your name says it all. You are as empty as the pasty white space – between Pete’s man boobs. – ( Pete laughs loudly ) We call it The Thunderdome. ( laughter ) On February 19th, Mike Santoria tweeted this: Now, let’s explore this. What do you think makes a face stupid? I mean, he’s not wrong. Well, you know what, Mike Santoria? You can be famous for having a stupid face, – but you’re not. – ( Pete laughs ) So I guess that leaves you with nothing but your stupid face. Ooh! Look at my stupid face. It is a big face. I look like the mascot for a carnival you don’t wanna go to. On September 9, 2016, user karatepiper tweeted… Dude, that was me. ( laughter ) I’m sorry it didn’t work. – I wish you had called. – ( laughter ) Karatepiper, please send me a photo of this Pete Holmes girl. Asking for a friend. It’s just Scarlett Johansson. On May 12, 2014, user hellaennui tweeted this… Now, if you were a piece of furniture from the ’90s what furniture would you be? Oh, my god. A mattress on fire so I can heave myself at you. ( laughter ) Well, hellaennui, if you were a piece of furniture you’d be that old smelly recliner my estranged uncle died in. His ghost still shows up when you kick out the legs. ( laughter ) Now, Pete, I hope this helped. – That’s all of our time. – Oh! I wanna get to the real mean ones. Well, you’ll have to pay the bill for this session first. Oh. That’s pretty mean. Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You know what time– Oh, you’re supposed to say it. Say, “You know what time it is.” You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Sonja. – And I’m Rida. And we’re in front of the Buckingham Palace and– Both: It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us guess the crew member’s first tweet in “Good Mythical More”! And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. Haters gonna hate and posters gonna post. We’re posting exclusive original content on our Instagram stories so follow us @rhettandlink