GMMore 1294: Top 5 GMM Bloopers

we’re gonna go mythical more QT and be a question that must be answered what’s the utensil that best describes you hmm we’re gonna get you to do this in the comments below you just have an answer straw cleaner straw cleaner yeah you know in this age of not thrown away straws we got permanent straws I got them to metal and then they come with sorry yeah they come with that work they come with a pipe cleaner yeah and it just made me so happy to know that we were helping the environment having straws that were shiny and I knew I had the device to clean them I didn’t have to buy that separately and what makes you like that device because I like clean straws and I cannot lie you other brothers can’t deny oh you keep on when a straw walks in and you’re not gonna throw it away then you know it’s gonna stay in your place didn’t you get sprung okay do you guys want the answers to this and before you do I will say that if you already know the answers don’t care to hear us react to them right after that we’re gonna be reacting to good mythical bloopers that we have not seen yeah they’re so good they’re so funny I’ve seen all of them so so which one has others so you got the ball ironing George Clooney correct and you got showering with coffee grounds as Halle Berry um I don’t believe the George Clooney one by the way I don’t believe it it’s just a treatment of some kind you know and I bet he’s like walking out of a clinic or some brushing your teeth with strawberries that is Catherine zeta-jones rubbing your face with bird droppings is Tom Cruise actually okay all right and eating clay was Shailene well I wouldn’t lose her name’s Eileen is that how you pronounce that shy lean shy darling Woodley shaylene Shaylee both che shy and lean is definitely the last part of it okay well I had to eat clay once on the show and it was really terrible I just like it was that it gets stuck in your teeth you guys did something it’s gritty talk to me preparing it okay let’s watch some some bloopers we’ll start with this first one we don’t know what’s happening we don’t know what’s coming up it does stink yeah it does mmm all right okie dokie all right here comes the dog dukey now you told me that you told me later that you move my chair up closer last minute I was in the chair first and it went right in front of me and I probably still flinched and then when I got out of the chair when no one was looking I I answered it forward I think Morgan saw me in chip forward no he wouldn’t hear it but he Morgan wouldn’t let that happen he’s worried about his safety unlike some people he didn’t see it and I was like all right and it works what’s the next one manufactured blooper oh gosh do not attempt it is that attempt this nothing happening yet nothing happening instructed that we might want to stand back a little bit whoa whoa I said there look everybody all right now I’m wrong there was a fire somewhere else right the chair caught we can’t you’ll see you’re here but one of the camper chairs did caught on fire and they had to come in and put that out I kicked it out with my uh Alex’s but after that this was this is the low point I have not rewatched this the high point in a long time well but no one was gonna happen like my finger was there and there was a pre-emptive like you said we bet it might better stand back and then there was like a and it scared us and we ran you know what could have died thank God for that moment mmm because it was the that then led to the it was the warning shot oh my gosh we’re not even going to tell you what we mixed because we don’t want you to get any ideas but if you happen to go look at that video don’t do what we did unless it’s a control device don’t ever do it never do who do we throw into the bus is it chase or Kevin I mean it’s really Kevin but it’s Kevin because chase cuz he was out of town chase tested it then he was out of town so you relayed the information to Kevin and they’ll not ratio the last thing Kevin said to me was now you’re supposed to put this much in it but you could probably a little bit more he wasn’t there and so I did a little bit more I did enough to do that alright play another one I’m starting to feel me too I’m farting a lot did you hear it no get it today – my boys calm did you actually just yeah he came out [Laughter] that’s the horse smell that has come out on this entire thing man what is wrong with you oh my gosh yeah so when I I said it I’m farting a lot and I guess I I don’t remember that I like that Adam you have to really you have to it is audible but I don’t I don’t know where it is you have to like really really turn it up isolate that sound but there was a fart noise but I can’t say too much because I then in turn farted let’s show us what do we have that one yeah I’m sure they do we’re gonna be breathing in masks that have been soaked in liquid fart spray while simultaneously watching a compilation of other people puking zits when I smell it so that’s Mel and I fart puking compilation but this is oh did you actually find I think I did I actually heard you fart I think I just felt it I think I just read it in and farted just just as a natural reaction cuz he did I I didn’t hear that one yeah I heard what I thought is a grunt they’re so silent that I ain’t really you really know you really got isolated yours is louder somebody needs to take those if they all haven’t already done this and really bring the fart up and buy somebody are you assigning that Missy the internet easy know it you know somebody in there and who knows those things make our farts really count we have another one okay now we’re moving up to our patent-pending pumpkin cage I remember that’s ended not bad yeah it fits pended do the honors this is me this is you brother okay so I’m just a teenager I’m like oh look at that old person’s pumpkin I get it I get it I could have really hurt myself mmm it’s just like last night I fell last night we having a party I was at links house and I was sitting on there’s a big couch with a lot of people on it and lynches when Christy was sitting beside her she was sitting next to me but you were trying to come and sit in between us no I was trying to sit beside her so on this side Rhett Christy and then I was gonna sit down here and and link comes in and he’s got a drink in one hand and Jade in the other hand like this and then as he’s walking towards the couch he trips on a little like cushion of some kind has no way to catch him Kevin just falls directly into Christy’s laughs like only worried about the dog in his drink like came down on your wife real hard I hit you – a little yeah and but then you got in the drink and it was awesome no one Christy wasn’t hurt nobody was hurt no one was hurt is that it oh one more okay clear it we did it man we drank Dookie water it’s yellow what is the yellow but I don’t want to know what yeah oh that was the wrong end okay so just so you understand what it looks like I did it on purpose suggest you understand what happened link is taking water that has cat poop are you all right she was laughing so hard she fell out of her chair well man I wish we had a camera did you push her what does happen we need to just stop today such an idiot but let me let me just explain so you can understand the significance of the stupidity of that situation not this one but what LinkedIn so we’ve got the filter he’s drinking cat poop water through it and then the water that didn’t get through the filter he puts back into a glass so this is just water that he’s taking out of one container and put into a that’s the only no phase change and then he drinks it and then air as he’s doing it everybody thinks he’s joking until it touches this list everybody’s like no no no no no no no and then he’s like this stupidest look on a human’s face I know I’ve done something stupid but I’m so stupid even know what I just did after I’ve done what what what is it what did I do play it one more time I gotta see it again I just I gotta learn from the clear it we did it man we drank Duke you are yellow what is the yellow cuz I’m like it’s clean why is it yellow yeah that was the wrong end because it might get Alex in the tub earth gonna be working for this guy oh man cuz what did I say I was like yep and I was like you better go wash that off

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