We look like them. I mean, I’d buy it. I really do. Yeah, if I was very far away from us. I like that our only impression is just nodding our heads. He does that a lot. I know. We’re going on set now. We’re gonna surprise them. No, I’m surprised at the height. I know how tall they are, but this is a good height. [door opens] Hey guys! Thanks for being here. Is that… is that how I walk? Oh, her walk is killer! You don’t bend your knees, man! We were trying to perfect what you guys do. I’ve never recorded myself. [laughter] Link: That’s exactly how it is. Grace: I realized that your knees don’t bend very much. Mamrie: And then your… Link: This bob. Mamrie: Look, we don’t… We didn’t choose the wigs. I threw some [bleep] in it at the last minute to try to get the gray happening. Link: Oh, I see. I see a little… Mamrie: But I didn’t… Link: I thought that was my dandruff. Mamrie: Don’t I look like your grandma? Link: You look like my nana, yeah. Grace: There we go. This might get mythical today ’cause we are joined by our wonderful friends Rhett and Link. Rhett: Hey, Rhett. Link: Link. Thanks for joining us. Grace: My brain’s already completely mashed potatoes on who is who, what’s happening. What “Black Mirror” episode are we living in right now? This looks like just a normal mirror. Grace: If you had to, like, give us notes on our interpretations of you guys. Grace: You walk in with purpose like, I have something to do right now. Mamrie: Now what would you say your most-noted mannerism is? ‘Cause I don’t know what to do. Grace: Mamrie literally… Link: Oh, that’s pretty good. This. Mamrie: Well, so you guys have been best friends forever. We thought we would have you guys try to answer questions about us. And our friendship and show, and then the reverse. Grace: It’s a best friends showdown. [everyone says a different name] Mamrie: This is the other part of our set. Rhett: Hey! Link: Your glasses aren’t even… Mamrie: They, no, they are floating away… Mamrie: It’s like we have a grudge. Grace: Can we get the wigs, please? Mamrie: This is just an option if you want to get into our heads a little better. Rhett: Whoa. We’re gonna exercise this option. [Grace laughs] Grace: This is where you learn that, like, oh… Grace: Whoa!! Mamrie: Yeah! And that is a shirt you would wear! Mamrie, where is the front of your hair? Mamrie: I’ve been literally asking myself that. Rhett, how much is your Airstream in Malibu? Yeah, you definitely recorded a sound album in Joshua Tree. Link: I look great! Rhett: On the other hand… Link: I look great! Mamrie: Is that me?! Link: It is you! Hey, you can dish it out, right? Mamrie: I can dish it out. I can eat it. Mamrie: OK guys. Let’s get down to business Grace: Brass tacks! Mamrie: I never understood that phrase. Grace: I have no idea what it means. Mamrie: We got three rounds. Rhett: OK. The first one is going to be facts about each other. – Yes. The second one, we filled out a questionnaire before this, which is, like, our favorites, our opinions. And the third round is going to be charades. Rhett: OK But first, let’s get down to some facts. Grace: It’s uh, hoagie smelling, no that’s trending. That’s their trending episode. Hoagie smelling. Link: It’s not easy to smell a hoagie. [together] Will it… will it… Mamrie: waffle. Grace: waffle. Mamrie: “Will it Waffle” Grace: “Will it Waffle” [buzzer] Crew member: The correct answer is “I Hate Love Songs (live)” Mamrie: Gosh darn it! Grace: [bleep] Mamrie: No no no, we don’t curse. We’re Rhett and Link. Grace: Oh…! Mamrie: [yells] Dagnabit! Sugar cubes! Rhett: How many subscribers does it have right now? Link: 700. [Mamrie cackles] Grace: That is a good Mamrie: That’s really close. Rhett: It was a channel created for the show, so it’s a new channel. Link: Which sounds crazy! You couldn’t throw this on one of your channels? Mamrie: Mamrie, have you been drinking? I’m gonna say 79,000. [buzzer] Rhett: Oh! Sorry to underestimate you! Mamrie: No no no, I like a Price Is Right tactic. If you would’ve been like 400,000, I would’ve been like ooo… we suck. Grace: I would be really… I’d be very insecure. Grace: Ooo, a bunch. More than twice. Mamrie: Three times! Grace: No, I say like, seven. [deep voice] OK. [buzzer] Crew member: The correct answer is 4. Grace: Oh… Link: 4. Thanks for betting on us. Grace: Yeah, I believe in you. Rhett: Ooo. Link: Top knot. Rhett: Yeah, yeah, I’ve seen this. Link: ‘Cause you don’t want the top knot to get… Rhett: Yeah, that’s correct. Link: She doesn’t want it to get knocked off. Rhett: It’s a top knot. It is. That’s right. Mamrie: It’s 100% a top knot. [cheers and applause] Oh we need a side-by-side in an edit. Link: She’s like… [Mamrie laughs] Link: Oh you know I’ve been watching that GIF! Grace: ‘Cause I like that sensory deprivation chamber. Mamrie: Oh that’s a good one. She showed it to me. We giggled a lot. Grace: I bet it’s when they got vasectomies together. Mamrie: Vasectomies, final answer! Grace: Mutual vasectomies. Friendship vasectomies. [buzzer] Crew member: Eating a scorpion. I knew it was eating a creepy thing! Rhett: It’s gotta be an eating thing. Grace: Oh, so people about, like, you guys being, like, adults. Rhett and Link: No Rhett: We have to eat gross stuff in order to connect with the millennials. Grace: Ah [bleep] ah… Link: That’s one. Lincoln is one of them. [ding] Then the… the other ones. Anastasia. [buzzer] Fantasia. [buzzer] Ruben Studdard. [buzzer] Tim. [buzzer] I don’t know. Anastasia, Fantasia, no. Oh! I was like… Rhett: Locke and Shepherd. Grace: Locke and Shepherd. Link: Lilli, Lincoln, so you got one right. Grace: I got one, yeah. Link: And Lando. The guy who grew the beard. – Cort. – Cort. [ding] Mamrie: Oh [bleep]. Sound guy Sammy. [buzzer] Camera man Cameron. [buzzer] Fidelity. [buzzer] Fidelity?! Rhett: That’s Michael. Link: That’s Michael. [ding] Intern, obviously. Malicity. [buzzer] Mamrie: Malicity?! Mamrie: Fidelity and Malicity are going to happy hour after this. Sexy voice guy. [buzzer] Outdoorsy on the weekend, but total business during the week, cameraman number two. [buzzer] And now you’re thinking, that took way too long. How are we gonna cut that down in the edit? [slow motion] How how how are we gonna cut that down in the edit? Round 2! Grace: Transition. Round 2 is all about personal opinions, preferences, dreams, hopes, etc. We are going to answer what we think the other team might want or need out of life. And let’s get into it. Grace: Rhett would probably… he’s got kids. Mamrie: Yeah, oh but no, he’d leave those [bleep]. Mamrie: Bali. Grace: Bali, yeah. Mamrie: You’d look great in a sarong. Grace: I would look great in a sarong. I do look great in a sarong. [together] Bali. [buzzer] I would visit my rightful home. The McLaughlin Castle of Scotland. I was gonna say where’s he… where are his roots? To take my place on the throne. You can’t just show up and do that. I think I can. Now the first thing she said was Bali. And I think that’s because that’s where she wants to go. Hmm, she wouldn’t have given away her answer. She might say like a neighboring country to Bali, like Fiji. Link: I think it’s definitely a cruise. Link: Something where you get on something and you don’t have to worry about anything. One of those places where the hut is over the water. That’s Bali, man Really? Fiji. [buzzer] I would go on an African safari Rhett: What?! and see all the animals while they’re still around. Mamrie: Ooo… Grace: Ooo, scorpions. Mamrie: He looks like he could throw down some guac and [unclear]. Grace: No, he looks like his bowels can’t handle it. Oh, a delicate… maybe a Soylent? Mexican! [buzzer] Frosted Mini-Wheats. You’re a true psychopath. Healthy side, frosty side. Frosty side down on the tongue every time. Please, be more specific. She has a brother that is like… like a horticulturist or something like that. Rhett: I totally just guessed it. Look at her face. Rhett: She totally… You know how many plant questions there are on Millionaire. Your brother. – Your brother. [ding] Mamrie and Grace: [various swears] Rhett: Yeah!!! Link: Yeah!!! Well now that you’re wound up, let’s go to round three round 3. Charades! Transition. Round 3 is favorites in charade. Grace will be acting out Rhett’s favorite movie, and which I will have to guess, and Link: Mamrie. Mamrie: Yes, Mamrie. This is confusing me. Mamrie’s favorite movie to Rhett. Mamrie: Grace. Link: Grace. Mamrie: To Race. Grace: 30 seconds on the clock. OK, this is Rhett’s favorite movie, OK? Mamrie: OK… Two words. One, first word. Ball ball tiny ooo drink drink beer… beer tea tea coffee cocoa… hmm mixing… grinded uh ooo… Whoa sh… What?! Oh crap, a thermos. A weed grinder. Crew member: 20 seconds. Mamrie: What is that?! Crew member: 3, 2, I got it off the shelves. Crew member: 1. [buzzer] Mamrie: I have no idea. I was going for pulp. “Pulp Fiction.” Mamrie: Oh… that’s… You picked it off the tree. Grace: I know, it doesn’t make… Rhett: Make the pulp. Mamrie: I got all mythical. Rhett: She made a bunch of orange juice. Grace: Yeah, I made a lot. Rhett: She drank it, she kept going, she was juicing it. If you could’ve called your brother, I bet you would have… Grace: Leave Tim out of this! Three words. Ring. Second word. First word. Third word. Humps, my humps, camel. Ocean waves. Uh, yes… Mountains! Hills! Into the hills. March march… salutes… [the crew counts down to 0] [buzzer] “Troop Beverly Hills.” “True Beverly Hills”? “Troop Beverly Hills.” It’s an uplifting story about a woman who’s rich in Beverly Hills and decides to take over a Girl Scout troop. This has been a real fun time, but the best part of this game is that Mamrie and I make the rules and that none of the points have mattered up until now because the final round of this BFF throwdown is a good old-fashioned Mamrie: Tie-breaker. Link: Wrestling match! Grace: Tie-breaker. Link: Oh. Mamrie: So [if] one of you would like to choose what we do. Mamrie: Oh here, this one. Link: Can I choose? Grace: Go ahead. Mamrie: Sure. What… I just did one! Mamrie: What is it? Grace: Go ahead and choose another one. Grace: No, choose another one. Mamrie: Choose another one. Grace: Go ahead, choose another one. Link: This was the same as the other one. Rhett: I’ll choose one. Link: Well, they all say the same thing, Mamrie. Mamrie: What is that? Rhett: “Link and Mamrie arm wrestle.” Let’s see that. [airhorns] Grace: Let’s do it! Grace: Go time! Grace: How do we move the desk? Mamrie: We’re our own PAs! I’m terrified. I want you to, I mean, I want you to put it in. If I get beat, I get beat. Link: Put it in? You want me to put it in you? Mamrie: No! Well look who has definitely Daniel Day Lewis’d my vibe. Did you ever watch “Over the Top”? Oh yeah, I have. All right. Grace: 1, 2, 3, wrestle! Grace: Oh my god. Grace: [screams] They’re making so much eye contact. It’s making me uncomfortable. Welcome to the most [bleep] up episode of “Black Mirror” you’ve ever seen. Rhett: Do it Mamrie! Do it! Grace: Get it Mamrie! Or Link! I don’t know who’s who anymore. Mamrie: Do we have EMS? Rhett: Do it! Do it, Mamrie! Grace: I don’t know who I’m rooting for. [scream] Oh god… [bell rings] Link: Ladies and gentlemen, Link! What a weakling! Well thank you guys so much for coming. It was a blast. Grace: I think we learned a lot about each other. Mamrie: Yeah, we did. Grace: I think we have made memories we want to forget. Mamrie: Definitely. And maybe some that’ll linger who knows. Mamrie: All right… Link: And I love the standing desk, by the way. Grace: Thank you, thank you. Rhett: It could be a little higher. [Mamrie burps] Oh my god. I didn’t want to do it in front of our guests. Hey Mmmm… Link, who do we have a gratitude problem with today? Well, funny you should ask, Rhett. We’ve got a gratitude problem with designbymayes, who made this cool painting or drawing of us high-fiving terribly in our first episode. It’s a really… a wonderful illustration from a very like Mamrie: painful memory. Grace: vulnerable moment. Yes, thanks so much, designebymayes! Thank you! And if you guys will be part of our Gratitude Problems in the future, make sure that you tag us on Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Snapchat, stories, all of it. Use #thismightget Follow us over all of our social media platforms and subscribe to our YouTube channel. Yeah! Subscribe, turn on the notifications, and come hang out with us every Monday through Friday. Isn’t it only weird when we cosplay as people that are, like, very capable and successful that… We did better. We did better. Sorry, this is our new thing. – Bye. Rhett and Link, we’re coming for ya.