( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to Good Mythical More, everybody. Don’t… Google that. Whatever you do, don’t Google “Sexy Raw Chicken.” ( laughter ) How– how do those words even get strung together? Well, I’ve done that. – Oh, my goodness. – Ugh… And then Davin comes over and shows it to us. Ugh! Oh, oh! No, no! – We just said, “Don’t Google that.” – Oh, what? – There’s lemons involved in that one. – Good granny. – Uh, okay. Yeah. – I didn’t even know a chicken could do that. Speaking from experience, don’t Google that. You know what? Maybe we should keep this here. No, I gotta let my mascot be seen. All right. – Ow! – We’re gonna play a game. We’re gonna compete with one another and I have the distinct advantage. Not because I know baseball players’ names– But you’re being supported emotionally. – But because I have a mascot. – Yeah, you do. – Keep that up, Sausage Link. – Whoo! He should really have a name, you know, like, Doggie or– Isn’t Sausage Link my name? – Sammy Sausage Link. – Sammy. Yeah, yeah. – Sammy– Sammy Link. – Yeah. – Um… – Wayne the Weiner. Stevie’s gonna give us a name of a baseball player, – or it could just be a made-up name. – Past, present, or future? – Stevie: All of the above. – Right, right. M’kay. – You ready to play? – Get me– get me pumped up. – What are you doing? – Yeah! – ( laughter ) – Ow! Last one. What are you– You’re failing. Oh, there you go. – He’s eating his own finger. – Yeah. – Pace yourself. We got a whole game to play. – That’s what he does. – I love it. – Delicious! Stevie: Okay. Oh, I’m sorry. Were we not done with that? Stevie, you need to adopt a really quick pace for this. – My mascot is not gonna last. – He’s dropped his ketchup. – He’s falling apart. – Well, it is his first day. How’s this supposed to make me feel if you can’t hold it together? You’re my support structure, man. – I think this is perfect minor league– – Sorry. – Minor league– – You can do it! – Okay. – What? – You can do it! – Yes, okay. Here we go with the first one. Johnny Dickshot. – Johnny– – Ste– Stevie. ( laughter ) – Dickshot? – I’m sure that’s not how you pronounce it. Can you spell “Dickshot”? – D-I-C-K– – I think it’s “D’Kshot.” – Johnny “Dee-Kashot”… – Sure. is a real baseball player. Is it– keep spelling the last name. – S-H-O-T. – Oh. Fake. “Dee-kashot.” – Fake. – Real. – Real. – Yes! He plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates. I mean, he did, from 1936 to 1938. Yeah, I don’t think he plays anymore, based on that baseball card. Unless he’s going real retro. – Um, okay. Next one. – That’s real? – That’s real. – That’s real? I mean, I got it right, but I still don’t want to believe it. – Greg Leg. – Greg Leg? – Greg Leg. – Fake. What’s his middle name? – Peg. – ( laughter ) He’s a Pirate. Get it? He’s a Pirate. – Yeah. Oh. – ( imitates bat hitting ball ) – Well, if that’s true… – Pittsburgh. Greg Leg is also a real baseball player. – He is real! – Dang! He played from 1986 to 1987. – Greg Leg. – There he is. That was when I actually collected baseball cards. Did you ever collect pro cards? Because that’s what he’s on. Hold on. Red Barons? Oh, that must be his– – minor league card. – It’s his minor. All right. I’m two-for-two. Give me another one. I’m on a roll. I got that one right. – Thanks. I was leading the crowd. – What do you mean, “Thanks”? – ( laughter ) – I got– “Thanks.” I love a mascot that’s all about what he’s doing. – Dude, it’s so hot in here. – The best– – The best ones are. – “Got one right.” “Thanks!” The best ones are. – Okay. – Guy Strong. – Guy Strong. Fake! – Boring. I mean, it probably is real even though you made it up, so you better Google it. I’m saying fake until one is fake. Um, I think– I think this one is real. Fake. Oh, yeah. Okay. How about Carlos Santana? Carlos Santana. Hmm. – Uh, the guitarist? – Is there also a baseball player named Carlos Santana? – Yes. – I would say– it’s almost undoubtedly true that they’re has to be a baseball player named Carlos Santana. – True. Yeah. – Yeah, I already said true. Correct. Real. He plays as a catcher for the Philadelphia Phillies. Oh. He’s got it going on. He’s looking to the skies. Look at that– pop fly. That’s gonna get caught, man. You’re out. You’re looking way too high. Yeah, that’s not a homer. That’s not a homer stance. – Why you looking– – How about Chubby Groins? – Chubby Grines? – Groins. – Groins? – G-R-O-I-N-S. Chubby Groins? That– you need to see a doctor, sir. – Um– – Chubby Groins. No. Fake. It has to be fake. It has to be. Fine. It’s fake. Oh, he’s doing the moonwalk. Look at that. They call it the wiener walk. He’s lost his tool belt. Oh, gosh! He’s got buns all over the ground. He looks so– he looks so– My sausage is still up. I didn’t think about that. I’m sorry, I didn’t think about it when I said it. – Barry Jingleberry. – I apologize. – What? – Barry Jingleberry. – Barry Jingleberry? – Barry Jing– Yeah, true. Barry Jingleberry. Now this is like the Key and Peele, McCringleberry. – Yeah. – It’s a little too close to that. – Barry Jingleberry. – This is fake. – Real. – This is fake. Oh, you– you’re going against me now? I support you. – It’s fake. – ( groans ) – Yes! – Okay. Okay, here’s your last one. I’m allergic to my mascot. Seventh inning stretch. You wanna bite? I don’t wanna bite your finger. Look at the way he wiggles it, though. – It’s so enticing. – I’d hate to– He’s beckoning you. I’d hate– I’d hate to bite your finger. He comes into the crowd and he beckons you with his– With his sausage fingers. How about you? No, no. It’s not my mascot. – Yeah, but you know. – No, no, no. “It’s not my mascot.” If you were my mascot I’d be all over it. – Trust me. Yeah. – “It’s not my mascot.” I would’ve got two or three by now. “It” meaning you that I’m speaking to. – All right. – ( thud ) – What was– – You cannot win. I cannot win. Nope. – I can only get closer. – Okay. Okay, it all comes down to this, even though Link is already winning and you can’t win, Rhett. – I’ve already won. – Yep. Whoo! Dick Pole. – Dick Pole? – Stevie. – D-I-C-K. – That’s real. – Pole. – Dick Pole. – Yeah, yeah, he was– – Good ol’ Richard Pole. Went with the shorter nickname. Shorter? Speak for yourself. What did you say? – I said it was real. – I will also say real. – It’s real! – Yeah, let’s see him! – Richard Henry Pole. – Rhett: Look at that guy. For the Red Sox. Man, what a man! Dick Pole is looking into the distance trying to find anyone who can just love him for who he is, not for his name. Yep. Mm-hmm. – I win! – Congratulations! – Up top. – Do I win not having a mascot? – Oh! – Uh! Thank you! Thank you! Kevin just came in and bit my mascot! – You can’t do that! – That’s all I wanted. – I think he can. – This is my freakin’ mascot! You want some? Keep your grubby mouth off my mascot, Kevin! That wasn’t Kevin, that was Chubby Groins. – That was Chubby Groins? – That was Chubby Groins. Chubby Groins, get your mouth off my mascot!