( rooster crows ) – ( lion roars ) Welcome to Good Mythical More. ( hums ) QTMBA question, that must be answered. The question that must be answered is… Are you going to do it or are you just going to give me a thumbs up, and let me know you can do it? That was a complicated request, and I answered it. But you didn’t gesticulate it. – Yeah, I did. I went… – Okay. Can you do that? Post your answer to this question. I guess as a video. Give me an assignment. Give me a complicated request that I would– Your steak is undercooked. I got all of it except… that part. The steak is flop– I’m holding the steak. It’s floppy. Oh, I got it all now. And I’m, “Send it back and then cook it.” Cook it with your mouth. Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do. #QTMBA. We’re gonna eat a Chick-fil-A sandwich in a Pop-Tart. Okay. I’m gesticulating my interest in that. Here it is. Whoa! – All right, now… – Tess: And sauce on the side. Chick-fil– This is a bonafide Chick– I want this one ’cause it’s got more of the crunchy. You know what? I wanna let you choose. But I really want this one. What do you mean the crunchy? On what part? The breading? The breading. Is this from Chick-fil-A? It looks jank. Tess: It’s from Chick-fil-A But their quality control has problems. One had one pickle, and one had three. – Oh, really? – Take the average. It evened out. So, uh… And I got the three-pickle one. Yeah, the pickle one– Oh, there’s three pickles in here, too. – Tess: Well, that’s because I fixed it for you. – Thank you. What kind of Pop-Tart is that? Is this a good idea, guys? Can someone gesticulate this to me? A wild one? – Tess: Wild Berry. – Wild Berry. This is going to be quite the juxtaposition of flavors. – Um… – So I’m gonna… Is it a wild berry or is it this Pop-Tart itself is wild with berries in it. Serious question. Well, it’s not a tame Pop-Tart. What are you asking? No, I’m saying, like it’s got the purple and the teal. – That’s wild. – Oh, like… It’s just like it’s wild looking. Is that an indication that the berry itself is wild, or is the berry just a normal berry? I mean, I assume the berry’s just a berry farmed normally. You think Mr. Pop-Tart’s going out and picking wild berries? Tess: They did not forage the berries. Right. It’s not foraged. That’s not a wild berry. It’s a wild Pop-Tart that has berries, which really is a better name. That’s what should be on the box. So wild-looking farmed berry Pop-Tart. Yeah, Wild-looking Farm Berry Pop-Tart. You know what? Who makes Pop-Tarts? What company is that? Uh, Pop-Tart. – Tess: Kraft? – Pop-Tart Incorporated. Kraft? Kellogg’s? Kellogg’s. Kellogg’s needs to talk to us. Um, I’m sure we’ll be hearing from them. “These guys are marketing geniuses.” It’s not gonna be good. “Hey, boss, I got a pitch. It happened on the last part of an internet show. It’s not really a show. There’s a show but then they do the show after the show It’s called Good Mythical More. Anyway, let me play the clip.” – ( stammering ) – In a boardroom. – He sets it up like that. – This is in a boardroom. This right now. This is in a boardroom. You remember how it started, how the Good Mythical More started? It’s like the weakest start. Watch it back. I was trying to save it. It was, like, the weakest start of a Good Mythical More ever. That’s why I went with the wild-berry… It was like our soul had left us at the beginning. Hold on, but what is it? But now it’s about payback. I know you’re watching it in the boardroom now, but just a weak note for now, it’s the farmed… It’s the wild-looking farmed berry Pop-Tart. Wild-looking farm berry Pop-Tart. Incidentally… Kids would be into that. …Chick-fil-A is now entering the boardroom. It’s a co-lab. – Oh. – Thanks to us. They’ve been invited. Chick-fil-A’s coming in the back door. – Welcome to the party. – Welcome. Just take a seat somewhere. I’m sorry. We don’t have enough chairs for everybody. Can some of the Pop-Tart execs give a few seats to the Chick-fil-A people. – Yeah, right. – Stand. Stand up. Um, we gonna bite this or what? I wanna keep talking to the execs, man. The execs gotta know how good this is. All right, here we go. Did you dip? You dipped and then you dinked. Dinked and sinked. Did you get some of the farm berry? Man. Chicken tastes good. Pop-Tart tastes good. Pickle tastes okay. Nothing against the Pop-Tart execs in the room, but the Chick-fil-A chicken, y’all really outdid yourselves with that. It feels like it could overcome anything. You know what I’m saying? This could be graham crackers and I wouldn’t be complaining. Well… Saltines. I’ll complain a little. – Okay. – It’s not great. It’s not bad, though. Going in for another bite, huh? Oh, gosh. Because I’ve eaten a biscuit with grape jam… ( British accent ) Grape jam. Yeah, gotta talk proper with the– the executives are listening. I’ve eaten a biscuit ( British accent ) with grape jam. Keep it professional… when the execs tune in. How was the grape jam? How was it? When you had it on your biscuit? And sausage. Hm. So I’ve never had… I don’t know what I’m laughing at. We’re showing the execs how happy– Oh, the wild– How happy… a wild-looking farm berry Pop-Tart… Sorry, that was bad timing. – …makes you feel. – This is the weirdest… Good Mythical More ever. Yeah. It’s not usually like this. It’s usually so much better, guys. Tune back in– Oh, pickle. Hm. I could– I could, uh– I could go without the pickle. Oh, man. I’m exhausted. – Yeah. – It ain’t over. It ain’t over. Good Mythical– This myth– This video’s not over. – Really? – Yeah, I feel a second wave coming on. Oh, wow. My back started sprouting sweat. – That’s how hard I was laughing. – Yeah, that was fun. I think it was sweat. It might’ve been sauce. Was that the second wave? Was that it? That was it? – It was– – Now we can close the– A little aftershock. I do recommend you try this. Good. Woman: Okay, is it over? No, no, here it comes. Here comes the third wave. Oh, man. That’ll add years to your life, laughing that hard for no good reason will make you live longer. Mm. That’s true. – Woman: All right. – It ain’t over!