I got to get out. Da da da da da da… ( music playing ) Cameras can catch beautiful moments, little slices of animal life showing what majestic creatures they are. But if you’re not paying close attention, animals will rob you blind. And we’re gonna play a little game about stealing animals. Well, not stealing animals. Animals that steal. – Much better. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Link, so I’m gonna show you a video, just a little bit of it, and this is an animal that’s about to steal something, and then I’m gonna give you multiple choices as to what the animal did steal. If you get three of these correct, you win something very special– a limited edition “Claw & Order” t-shirt. – Get it? – Oh, yeah. Get it? Get it? Get it? That’s a sweet tee. – I wanna win that. – It’s so limited edition, it’s the only one that exists. For now. Now let me get this straight. You’re gonna show me videos of animals about to steal something– – Did you take this video? – Yeah, took all of them. You’re going around clandestinely filming animals… – Yeah, that’s where I was… – …who you think are gonna steal stuff? …the last five days I was out with my video camera. Okay, I’m re– Nope, I didn’t film any of this. These are internet videos that we found. I know you didn’t. I was just being playful. Sometimes you have to clarify for that one guy. Right. Bon. Who? Bon. Oh, Bon. Okay. His name is Bon. Okay. Welcome, Bon. First up, we’ve got a kid and his dog enjoying the great outdoors. Okay. So what can go wrong when you go sledding with your loyal dog? Let’s see this video. Oh. Paused it. Okay, he’s about to fall off his sled, as you can see that. Or D, testicles to replace the ones they stole from him. Ooh, I think it’s the sled, man. I think he jumps on that sled and goes… ( makes whooshing sound ) You think a dog can do that? I hope so. Let’s find out. ( woman laughing ) Link: Get it, buddy! ( laughing ) He’s gone. Rhett: Look at him, look at him. Whoa! Oh, dang, he’s like– He’s like, “Let me get on. Let me get on.” Yeah, there are sled dogs and then there are sled dogs. All right, I’m off to a good start. Give me another one. Summer vacations can be a lot of fun. You’re enjoying a beautiful day, taking in the views and simply minding your own business, but then, like every vacation ever, a monkey ruins it. Oh, there’s a monkey and another monkey. Uh-oh, there’s a woman. Whoa, she doesn’t even see those monkeys. Yeah, this is unsuspecting. Oh, gosh, that’s a creepy still. Or D, a moment of her time to talk about all the work Greenpeace is doing. “May we chat, madam? Before you said earring, I was thinking earring because I see it. That woman doesn’t look like she is currently eating ice cream. I’m gonna go with the hoop– That would hurt. I’m gonna go with the hoop earring. Okay, let’s see. Watch out. Oh, it’s ice cream. – Link: Oh, dang! – Rhett: Look at her. ( Link making munching sounds ) Didn’t even give any to her kid. I think that happens later. Now, we had to clip this cut short because just after this she spanks the monkey. All right. The monkey business continues, meaning we’ve got another monkey video. Let’s watch it. Man: Oh, ( bleep ), he wants food, I think. Link: Oh, gosh. What– Rhett: They’re all kind of standing and like just turned away from him a little bit. It’s like an animatronic monkey… – scoping the joint. – Yeah. Is this monkey about to steal… Or personal information from someone’s Facebook account. I don’t– I don’t see a banana. I mean, that bag in the foreground would be quite a feat to steal. I’m gonna say… sneaker. Don’t know how, don’t know why, but I do know I believe it. – Sneaker. – Let’s see it. ( bleep ) ( people shouting ) Woman: Somebody get it! Somebody get it! Man: Monkey! Man: We’re gonna get it back. No, you’re not. No, I don’t think so. Okay, Link, you’ve gotta get these last two right to get that special prize. Okay, I can do this. I can do this. If you’ve ever been to the beach, you know the seagulls can be real jerks. – Yeah, man. – They get even more daring when they venture into the city. Let’s watch. ( jazz playing ) Link: Mm, jazzy. Okay, is he going in the… Rhett: Nonchalant. He’s just rolling into the convenience store. Is he about to steal from this store a pack of… Generic Slim Jims. Or a bottle of Mucinex to combat its whooping cough after French kissing a whooping crane. It’s going around. I don’t know, bag of Doritos, difficult to grab with the beak. – Oh. – Marlboro Lights are behind the counter. And your clarification of meat stick, you know, “generic Slim Jim,” to me is a hint that it is C, meat sticks, you know, generic Slim Jim. – Oh, really? – Yeah. Okay. Link: Get yourself some meat stick. That’s a bag of Doritos, Link. ( imitating footsteps ) He picked up his pace a little bit, didn’t he? – He knew what he got. – He knew exactly what happened. He’s like, “I got to get out.” ( imitates footsteps ) – Dang it. – Now just before stealing those Doritos, The seagull was spotted coming out of a dispensary. Link, you can’t win now. Munchy. Dog is man’s best friend, but the truth is that dogs like refrigerators a lot more. Let’s watch this one. Beagle. What is he gonna do? – Now, beagles are notoriously– – So smart. – No, not smart. – Stinky. – Hungry. – Hungry. They are known for being very hungry. They’ll eat themselves into a stupor. – Hm, really. – Yeah. You’ve known a beagle or two, huh? Yeah, my brother-in-law – Is a beagle? – Is a beagle. Oh, wow, you need to talk to your wife. Give– What does he steal? Give me some options. No, let’s keep going with this beagle thing. Or a six-pack of Milwaukee’s Best because they ran out of Miller Lite again. Oh, man, a six-pack would be pretty hilarious. Our show’s not that hilarious. So it must be hot dogs. This is a crap shoot. Yeah, crap shoot. All right, let’s watch. Link: Oh, there’s a camera inside of the fridge. And getting the pizza, huh? Rhett: Oh, yeah, look at him. Why is there a camera inside of the fridge? This is set up. There’s a man inside of that dog suit. This is all fake. No, no, the most surprising part about this is that the dog set up the fridge cam. – Oh, that’s… – Yeah, that’s really, really amazing. No, I think what was happening is the dog was stealing, and they were like, “We gotta catch this on video and be YouTube famous.” – That’s right. – Well, congratulations. – Into a stupor. – Beagle. It happened. Link, you got one out of five. That means I get this shirt. Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Lex from Eau Claire, Wisconsin, but today I’m in Suzhou, China. I wish my son Jack was here because it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. And that building looks like pants. It sure does. Click the bottom link to watch this episode from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us eat a Chick-fil-A Pop-Tart sandwich in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. The Wheel of Mythicality got a mind of its own lately. It’s gonna fail. Rhett: Get this I Am A Mythical Beast T-shirt, available at mythical.store.