welcome to good mythical more roast your cat oh okay all right let’s see what cat you’re gonna roast here submitted by Abby this is Lily Lily Lily Lily Lily you’re looking so cute and innocent like you can’t do any harm to anybody first of all you got some sort of with some sort of weird Benjamin Button thing happening with your ears like I’m I’m young but you have the ears of an old cat with a hair problem and your stupid little pink bow tie is trying way way too hard and all I can tell we’re looking at this pictures that you’ve got three legs so get a life Lily just cuz you can’t see a leg doesn’t mean that it’s not photo proof is what the cat already looks defeated you didn’t okay yeah he want us to roast your cat to eat a picture of your cat using hashtag roast my cat to feed your frenzy here we are I wish you hadn’t gotten any aftermath of the pig ears it was tough man it was it was tough I was I was trying my best to get it down and I actually thought it was going down and then so I started the moment that you try to take it down is the big moment yeah cuz that’s the moment when I’m a little rusty man you meant to come this summer I just took it too easy I didn’t I didn’t eat believe it or not except for right here this desk I don’t see jekt myself – fried pig ears and nastiness like I do here that’s a prime on a summer summer man off my game yeah yeah every every Wednesday night my wife has been making that plate similar she talks she your wife doesn’t talk to Josh my wife and Josh coordinate things is that the symbol for that coordinate you know international symbol for coordination I’ll stay out of it but we do have another will it nacho question to answer plato nachos not a plate of nachos play-doh nachos so let’s bring those out Josh according to oh look okay just so we can remember what you’re thinking Leto is okay Josh help me out here so we got the chips our play-doh just straight blade Oh rolled out and fry it and they they turn into that and in the the cheese is nacho cheese that has been blended with play-doh right that one didn’t hold up and then the topping the the jalapenos it just looks like straight-up played over that’s just played out yeah that was just that one and then there’s a little kind of mascot okay a little jalapeno play-doh man there he is holla Flatow yes so there a love seat there’s cheese nacho cheese mix with play-doh mm-hmm so you’re gonna go with the blue corn it smells good grandma I always feel a little fancy when I get to the register and I’ve got the blue corn I always supposed to physically want to bite into a carrot and it’s purple yeah that’s a fancy time that’s a fancy time but if you ever noticed I’ve seriously noticed you know you get them there and you look cool you got the blue corn and you mix it in you get the regular corn and then you get the blue corn chips every time I do that I noticed the cashier sees him and then lets us perks up perks up a little bit blue corn man you try it you should try it well you should try the carrots you bite into a carrot and it’s purple but does the person that register notice because that’s all I worry about no that’s very shallow pressure with the people at the grocery store if you’re at like a if you if you’re at a restaurant and you bring your own carrots and you bite into one and it’s purple and then you look up at the the waiter waiter he says like sir did you bring this goods right sir you’re gonna why do you keep talking about the carrots like they’re one color on the outside but on the inside you bite into them and that’s when you discover yeah I don’t care going along with it I carried yesterday they were they were purple yeah yeah yeah I thought they were blackened I thought they were black and cares black and carrots I thought they were I didn’t it’s a purple hue I did I didn’t notice to get the purple maybe it is just some black and carrots and it was purple in there do they taste better I think maybe so you gonna start taking them to restaurants in a satchel I am gonna black in them what do you call it when you can take wine to a restaurant corkage BYU corkage fee BYOB BYO mm that’s where you come from well no like the corkage is what they charge you you can’t have your beads Europe beers bottle bottle of wine mmm I think is be I think it’s be well I think is be yow it’s be yow be I’ll be yeah I’m a favorite basketball player he’s huge in China why are you looking over there for support whoever there who no no there’s gonna support you you know the guys that know about you know basketball Mat Kearney knows about professional wrestling yeah he’s not gonna help you but do you know about basketball he’s not miked he said no in a defeated way can like that cat are we gonna eat these and I am a blue corn man so I will you know I’m gonna carry on the tradition he had those beans how long have we been talking about how long have we been here too long two minutes we talked about the carrots in the tortilla chips five minutes and 46 seconds 5:46 I don’t see how long we can take this because that felt like an eternity your heirloom carrots by the way the purple carrots yeah they’re healthy because they’re not a monoculture B why o HC do you know though yeah I’ve watched a lot of Netflix documentaries and so I know that most agriculture is monoculture which means it’s all the same thing and it’s a killer you know what I’m gonna get you it’s a killer I’m gonna get you a t-shirt and it’s gonna say I watched a lot of Netflix documentary hey let’s sell that it mythical does so what can we do that okay we got a spell net different no no Netflix and spell out the cks and then did well also so on and it’ll say i I’ve watched a lot of YouTube videos and you’ll buy that for other people to make them feel stupid but you’ll wear the Netflix I watched Netflix documentaries ask me anything no I’m gonna do that I’ll read it later that’s kind of funny hey thanks no I mean it’s a funny idea yeah yeah yeah it wasn’t a funny joke it’s a funny idea it’s like oh that’s a that’s a novel idea hey this guy’s watched he’s like he’s watched a lot of the documentaries ask him ask him anything he might needed a second to go and refresh himself in parenthesis you can put that standing on standby standby he I’m refreshing myself going 17 minutes into Food Inc right now to make sure I get this backed right how long have we been it’s just a new thing we started checking in hey that’s a new thing you know what 14:20 the new season Fort freaking teen things that we’re gonna do I’m gonna get things down you’re gonna ask repeatedly how long we’ve been doing things because it seems like an eternity what you want the more entertaining way that was so much salt oh that’s why the kids like it oh it’s like a deer salt lick that frankfurter than a deer would look in the forest how would you know what that tastes like I can’t get it now oh my god do you add salt no doesn’t it how could there be so much salt I think that Plato is secretly like a salt smoke ingredients oh yeah there’s right there they’re trafficking salt that’s what Plato is doing is it a salt traffic operation we gotta get salt do all the children gotta get my salt image in the chill I’ve got an idea put it in some malleable cuz you know they eat it you know they eat it it’s a government thing look after Netflix – you know the government does just things ask me anything about that to increase the salt content of our children yeah the government is like kids are low on sodium put it in Plato Kennedy was the one who came up with it that was not a giddy impersonation I’m sorry this is the Plato that you used mm-hmm I’m wondering if it’s less salty in its unfried form I wonder if it cooks everything out except the song yeah one way to find out condense the song oh my gosh we’ve eaten Plato before but is it this is a new level oh yeah I really feel like they’ve upped the salt I’m out a Syrian greedy n’t saan it there’s a barcode they’re trying to give the children hypertension that’s what it is we get your app out and scan this barcode what what app just idiot okay you have a bar hey Josh come over here it’s just on my fitness pal it’s Plato on my fitness because I’m keeping track of every scan this and tell me how much salt is in it I’m just taking my hold on hold on just kind of you know you guys get it if just hold it steady just take their course [Music] yeah we ought to have we’ve been you can never have too many mythical tees stock up a mythical dot store you